Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ CampJoyful ❯ Driving with the Drunk, and the supervisor revealed! ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: I'mmmmmmmmmm BBBBBAAACCCCKKKK!!! Well, here's Ch 2!! Read on!

CampJoyful

Ch 2

Driving with the Drunk, and the supervisor revealed!

Arrival

Everyone, excluding the Drunk Driver and Tristen: WHAT?!?!

Duke, who still sat the closest, ran up to where the Drunk Driver was and looked out the front window.

Duke: HOLY SHIT!! For once, Tristen's right guys!! It looks like there was avalanche, straight up ahead! (Points to the large amount of rocks and smashed cars that blocked their way)

Malik: (Walks up to the Drunk Driver and grabs him by his oversized jacket) STOP THE BUS NOW!!!!!!

Drunk Driver: (Shakes his head sadly) Nopy, your all gonna die with me!! Now, behind stay the yellow line! Or is it follow the yellow line?

Malik still didn't move from where he stood.

Bakura: What the hell are you waiting for?!?! (Looks at the length between them and the large amount of rocks and car parts, which was about 50 feet) Stop the bus!!!!! Turn the bus!!!! Explode the bu- Wait, ignore the last one...JUST DO SOMETHING YOU TANED HOMO!!!

Malik: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!? Y-Malik, send him to the shadow realm! (Looks over to Y-Malik who was grinning at the doom that they were headed for)

Y-Malik: HA! Death, come my sweet and we shall kill this bus load of weak individuals.

Everyone: (O_O)

Tea: Ignore him!! Malik stop the F***** BUS!!!!

Bakura: (O_O) Did you just curse? Miss. Friendship?

Malik: Shut up!! Now old man, stop the bus!!!

Drunk Driver: Nope.

Malik: (Grabs the steering wheel) Then were going to turn!!

Drunk Driver: Don't touch that! (Gripping the wheel harder)

Malik: AHHH!!! Let go!!

Bakura: Your hands are too damn weak!! (He too runs up and grabs the steering wheel) I'm too young to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: (-_-) No you're not..

Bakura and Malik struggled to turn the wheel, while the drunken driver just giggled and turned the other way.

Drunk Driver: (@_@) Hahahaha, die now you!!

Mai: Ah, hell no! I'm too sexy to die!

Serenity: I'm scared, do something guy's!!!

Bakura: Okay, that's it! No more mister nice tomb robber!

Finally reaching his limit, Bakura punches the driver on the side of the head, causing him to fall unconscious onto the wheel.

Malik: Move him!!

Bakura: (Attempting to push the body away, but no such luck.)

Bakura: Damn!! He's to bloody heavy!!

Joey: (Almost pissing himself) I'll never be able to beat Kaiba in a duel!!!

Kaiba: You never could or would.

Yugi: (Crying unto his hands) I'm never going to feel what it's like to be over 4'10 now!

Yami: Yugi, I'm sorry for all those midget jokes!

Yugi: Really???

Yami: No, sorry, I was lying.Midget..(Covering his head with his hands)

Duke: (whimpering though his trembling lips) I'm never gonna get laid!!!

Everyone: (O_O)

Ryou: (-_-;) That, was, just.....unexpected..

Ten feet away...5,

Malik: This is gonna hurt...

4, 3..

Kaiba: (Kissing his Blue Eye's goodbye) I'll see you in the after life...for the 3rd time...

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Y-Malik: MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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Everyone: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CRASH!!

Tea gripped the back of a seat when she felt the impact, then, after they stopped, she slowly started to open her eyes.

All around her everyone seemed okay, though Y-Malik seemed a bit pissed off that they weren't dead, and Tristen was still staring out the window.

Duke: (Getting off they floor into his feet) Everyone alive?

Y-Malik: Unfortunately.......

Kaiba: As soon as I get home, I'm suing someone...(Stuffing his Blue Eye's back into his pocket)

Ryou: Hey, whe..where's my darker side?

Malik: (Looks to where Bakura last stood beside him) Well, he was here..(looks at the shattered glass of the windshield) Oh shit.........

Serenity: What is it?

Malik: (O_O) Ahhh....oh that has got to hurt, even for the dead......

Everyone on the bus, even Tristen, walked up to the front beside Malik and the lifeless driver and looked out the broken window onto the hood of the bus;

There lay there lay the pale figure of Bakura, on his side facing them, blood trickled from his forehead and hands.

Tea: Oh my god...

Mai: Is he dead?

Y-Malik: I can only hope...

Kaiba: Should I call the morgue? Or perhaps Dracula so he can collect his apprentice?

Ryou: (On the verge of tears) How can you be so insensitive?! He was a human being too you know!

Bakura: No I wasn't.....

Everyone except Ryou and Tristen: (O_O) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ryou: (Sniff) I can still here his voice......

Tristen: (scratching his head) Yeah, me too, sounds clear too..

Bakura: I'm not dead!!!! Well, I guess I am but..Uh, I'm so bloody confused!

Ryou: (;_;) Oh thank the Queen!!! You're alive!

Y-Malik: Son of a-

Tea: Do you need to go to a hospital?

Bakura: (Now climbing down off the bus) No, I like it when I bleed....(starts licking the blood off his hands)

Tea: Okay then..(Whispering to Ryou) Do you think he has a concussion?

Ryou: (-_-) I'm sure he'll be just fine.....

Meanwhile, Duke had barged open the door and jumped down.

Duke: So, now that we're all alive-

Y-Malik: (Swears under his breath)

Duke: -what are we going to do now?

Kaiba: (Getting off the bus) Really Duke, I would've thought that you at least have heard of a cell phone.(Pulls out his sliver cell phone out of his trench coat pocket)

Kaiba: (curses the phone and puts it back into his pocket)

Joey: Well?

Kaiba: (Facing the other direction) The batteries are dead.

Yami: (sweatdrop) Good move, Laptop f-

Kaiba: (O_O) Quiet Pharaoh!

Yami: At least I was someone of importance, and not a damn priest with a stick and a turban!

Bakura: Shut the hell up! I'm not in the mood for arguing; so let's just start walking.

Mai: Walk? Walk where?

Bakura: (rolling his eyes) To Pegasus' castle!

Tristen: Really? That's a really long walk, (thinks for a moment) and swim...

Bakura: Wh- NO you dumbass! Were going to the nearest house we find then we can call someone. Unless, anyone else has a "cellular phone?"

Yugi and Joey: Tea?

Tea: (-_-) The tanned homo's buddies disposed of it....

Malik: (0o0) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

Bakura: (Looking pleased with himself) Quiet mortal slave! Let's just start walking... if you don't want to get eaten by wildlife that is...

Yugi: (Looking scared) Can they really do that?

Bakura: I was just joking damnit! But….considering how short you are, you should watch yourself; you might suddenly find yourself inside the stomach of a small rodent.

Yami: Stop messing with his mind!...you'll put me out of my hobby!

Yugi: Huh?

Serenity: Yeah, your scaring Yugi! (obviously, she didn't hear the full sentence of Yami..)

Malik: Have you ever managed to say a sentence without using the word scaring or scared?

Serenity: (Crossing her arms) You don't scare me!

Joey: Let's just go! (Starts throwing out all the suitcases and bags that were on the back of the bus)

With Joey in the lead (yeah, this could be scary) they walked around the rocks and car parts and headed out, suitcases and backpacks in hand.

Person in the rocks, in what's left of a car: Anyone there? Hello? Both my legs are broken...

Mai: Did you hear someone speak under those rocks? (Points to a bunch of rubble)

Kaiba:...no, and so what if there is someone alive there? For all I care, then can lay there and rot..

Mai: (O_O) That's just sick...Hmmmmm oh well, must've been the wind..

Near to death person: Oh no, this isn't good at all...*Cough* Not good at all. I shall get my revenge on you!! *Cough* Uh oh, not good, I see blood...

A few minutes later....

Tea: What do you think the driver is going to do?

Y-Malik: Hopefully swallow his tongue and die...

Tea: You're really evil and have no heart, you know that?

Y-Malik:(^_^) And here I was thinking that you were going to insult me! I'm flattered that you would say that female!

Tea: (Without saying another word to him, walks up to the next person ahead of her)

Yugi: So Kaiba, what did you do with Mokuba? Is he going to this camp?

Kaiba: Ha! This cheap camp?

Yugi: Then what did you do? Called a babysitter?

Kaiba: (shudder) Yeah, though this guy was the last resort, and I'm just a tad worried about how much the therapy is going to cost when Mokuba gets back.

Serenity: Oh come on! Babysitters aren't that scary!

Kaiba: I don't know about that.........

Mokuba: Please, please no more singing with the stuffed dolls!

Solomon Mouto: Oh come on now Mokuba! (Grabs the Baby Spice doll and starts to make it speak)

Baby Spice: Are you ready to spice up your life?!?!?!

Mokuba: (Starts sobbing) NOOOOOOO! Please!!! BIG BROTHER!!!!!

Kaiba: I'm so sorry Mokuba........

Yami: Did you say something?

Kaiba: No! Stop talking to me! Stop asking me questions! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE THEN YUGI!

Joey: (Sigh) This is gonna be a looonnngggggggg walk..

Many, many hours later..............

Yugi: I can't walk anymore!! (Falling to his knees)

Y-Malik: (holding his cape over his head to avoid the rain) Good, you stay there then there's one less person whining, but before I go, hand over the Item pal...

Yugi: Why ar- AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (screaming like a little girl as he ran to the others, nearly crying)

Yami: What? Did someone challenge you to a duel again?

Yugi: No!!! It's, I, I saw a mouse..........

Bakura: Oh shut the hell up!!!!!!

Yami: You know, this is your fault! Yugi believes anything! Hell, he still believes in Santa and the goddamn Tooth fairy!!

Yugi: (In tears) What do you mean Yami? (crossing his arms) If there is no such thing as the Tooth Fairy then why do I always get a dollar when I loose a tooth?! Hmmmmm??!!

Yami: That's your grandfather Yugi, and might I remind you that he stopped putting money under your pillow and replaced it with cockroaches...

Yugi: (; _;) I don't believe you!! The tooth fairy is just confused! ..with the whole cockroach thing..

Bakura: I really should make you watch Darkness Falls, and then you can see the true side of the Tooth Fairy......

Serenity: Stop trying to scare Yugi!

Tristen: How much more walking do we have to do?

Mai: How should we know! The only thing that is visible in front of us is more trees and rocks and Tribal men!

Ryou: (O_O) WHAT?!?! ( Looks in the woods but finds no one)

Mai: (Sounding somewhat confused) Well, I thought I saw someone in a loincloth with leafy hair in the woods.

Y-Malik: Oh yes, the Tiki men are coming to get us! Come on! Everyone knows that Tribal Cult men only exist in Canada! (AN: No offence, hell, I'M Canadian!)

The others nodded in agreement.

A few more hours walking in the woods..........

Mai: Okay that's it!!! I can't walk with these shoes anymore!!

Duke: (Looks at her footwear) Why are you still wearing your high-heeled boots?

Yugi: And a mini-skirt.....

Joey: (Smiling) And a tube top that shows a hell lot of cle-

Tea: (Smacking Joey upside the head) Quiet you dog.

Kaiba: I'm finally happy to see that others agree with me.

Mai: I did pack other stuff! (Gestures to the two suitcases and a backpack she was carrying)

Serenity: You did pack loose pants, right?

Yami: (Looking uncomfortable)

Mai: Well, duh! What kind of idiot would I be if I packed nothing but tight pants?!

Yami: (Looking REALLY uncomfortable)

Yami: (Whispering to Yugi) You said that my leather pants. leather tops….and leather underwear were all that I needed!!

Yugi: (Grinning) It's payback time for bashing the Tooth fairy!

Yami: (-__-) I'll kill you in your sleep..

Yugi: (Shrugging) Oh well, wouldn't be the first.

Yami: Yugi that again was your elderly grandfather who attempted to smother you with the Blues Clues dog.

Yugi: (O_O) Oh..but I swear that the person was wearing your leather pants..how strange.

Yami: (O_O) WHAT?!

Malik: Hey! I think I see something up ahead!

Y-Malik: Where?!?!?! My damn cloak is only waterproof to a certain level.

Yami: (--_--) Try walking in wet leather.

Malik: Over there!! (Pointing to a pathway that was on the right)

Bakura: Good Ra, your right for a change!

Tea: Hey look there's a sign, uh, I think it was a sign at one point.....

Everyone looked to a huge dead tree with a small, busted, wooden sign with the words, "Ca pJo ful" printed on it in black marker.

Kaiba: Just how low-priced is this camp?!?!

Joey: Pretty damn cheap.(pointing to a deer path that was supposed to be a road)

Ryou: Are you positive that this is the place?

Y-Malik: Even if it isn't, I'm going in to call one of those yellow vehicles to come take me away

from this child infested shit hole!!

Bakura: (Smiling rather evilly) Giving up so quick? You know, I'm quite in the mood to see you cook for your wanna-be you.maybe in a flowered muumuu?

Y-Malik: (O_O) Damn....I forgot about that....

Kaiba: I doubt they have phone service up here anyway...

Mai: Plus, you really think that there going to drive all the way up here to pick up a psychotic foreigner that claims he's a spirit from another human being?

Tristen: Your foreign?

Y-Malik: Just shut up!! All of you!!!! (Takes off down the deer path)

Bakura: What Item got shoved up his spirited ass?

Malik: Don't mind him, he's just having some few side affects due to lack of camel meat.

Tristen: Hmmm..you know man, you and him are a lot alike! (^_^)

Malik: What?!?! I'm nothing like him!! I mean, do my veins pop out of my face when I'm

pissed?!?! No.......!! (Storms off down the deer path too)

Tea: Man, what's with him too? (Walking with the other's as they went down the deer path)

Kaiba: Me personally, I think it's due to lack of kill- er, I mean "Sending people to the shadow realm!"

Everyone: (--_--,)

Yami: (truly pissed) Really!! What the hell is that about?!?! Yes, your going to fall several

stories and plummet to the stone hard floor, but of course, were sending you to the "Shadow

Realm!"

Joey: Just ignore it man, just ignore it....

Kaiba: Stupid dubbers.....

Serenity: (Fearing the look of pure loathing on both Bakura, Kaiba Yami's faces) So, uh, the teacher said that you know the guy who's running this camp?

Ryou: (^_^) Yeah, he must be a merry old chap to do this for the children!

Bakura: I'm not related to him in anyway.....

Tristen: (Really confused) Really? Then why do you look alike?

Yugi: Er, Tristen, if you like your life-

Tristen: Why wouldn't I?

Yugi: -just shut-up and don't talk to Bakura anymore..(nodding his head to Bakura, who was pulling the flesh from his wounded hand)

Bakura: (Mumbling) Think of the bet. Think of the bet. Think of the bet.....

Tristen: You know man, that's not good for your hand.

Yami: (Quickly switching the subject) Yugi, do we know of any "Merry old chaps?"

Yugi: No, only insane people, or immortal, who have sudden urges to either kill me, or to "Obtain the Millennium Items."

Tea: Maybe it's that Arthur Hopkins?

Ryou: (^_^) He sounds merry!

Duke: Yeah, I think you'll get along pretty well with him, maybe tip off for a cup of tea, huh? (faking a British accent)

Ryou: (^_^) Do you suppose so?

Duke: (O_O) Er...

Ryou: Jolly good!

Mai: (Speaking to Tea) Are all English people like this?

Tea: (--_--;) I think he's just one of a kind...

Overhearing this, Ryou stopped and looked at them, looking quite shocked.

Ryou: Are you making a mockery out of me? A lot of British people act like me! Boy, when I was just a young lad-

Joey: We don't want to hear it! (Tripping on a tree root) Crap!! Stupid trees!

Kaiba: Really Joey, is that the way you're going to treat the thing you piss on, you dog? (Smiling as Yami and Tristen tried to restrain Joey from choking him)

Mai: Hey guy's, is that a cabin up ahead?

The group looks up ahead to find that she was quite right; a small brown cabin was laying ahead about a two-minute walk.

Yugi: Let's go!! (Run's off, with the other's walking beside him)

Just when there were just about at the cabin, they hear high- pitched screams coming from it,

and not a second later, Y-Malik and Malik ran out, crashing into them.

Bakura: The hell?

Y-Malik: (O_O) RUN!!! It's a flaming queen!!

Ryou: How dare you!

Malik: It's revolting!!

Tea: What are you talking about?

Y-Malik: Shhhhhh!!! (Putting his finger to his white, yes, WHITE, lips) I hear footsteps..

Malik: Eeep!! (Attempts to run but Bakura grabs his shirt)

Malik: Let go now!!

Bakura: Why? It can't be that bad.....

Y-Malik: (Attempts to run away too, but is captured by Yami and Kaiba)

Y-Malik: LET ME GOOOOOOO!! Please?!?!

Bakura: (O_O) Hell...This must be dreadful.

Mai: What is it?

Malik: The, the, the, the, the………supervisor...

Duke: Who is it?

Before they could tell them the horrible news, the supervisor appeared out of the cabin, the group stood in terror and shock as they stared at the person dressed in beige short shorts, white tennis shoes, what looked like a shirt from girl scouts, a white safari hat, and to top it all off, a pink and purple fanny pack.

Yami: (Falling to his knees) Not. not you!!!

Kaiba: (Staring at the supervisor with his mouth hanging open, completely ignoring Y-Malik

who hid behind him) You!!

Joey: (O_O) Were all gonna die, or be raped…..oh PLEASE let it be the first one!!

Ryou: (Thinking to himself) I really don't want to have teatime with him, he's just the wrong type of "Gay".

Serenity: (Wondering who the hell this was, but shuddering at the sight of the supervisor's legs) That's just wrong.....and scary..

Tea: (O_O) I'll never get to ballet school....

Mai: (Thinking to herself) Hmmmmmm.at least us woman will be safe..

Duke: (Laughing to hard that he was crying, or was he just crying? *Whimper* Yep, definitely just crying)

Tristen: (Staring wide eyed, even he knew this was a time to be frightened.) Hmmm..did we really walk that far? I don't remember the swim though.

Yugi: (Hiding behind Bakura along with Malik)

Bakura: (O_O) (Slightly confused) Does he ever die?!

Finally the supervisor spoke, leaving them all shaking in their boots:

Supervisor: Well hello Yugiboy...Kaibaboy..Hmm..another Yugiboy? Oh wait, your Yamiboy! Joeyboy...Ryouboy...Tristenboy.er, oh yes! Malikboy.Y-Malikboy.Bakuraboy, oh yes, I haven't forgotten you young man! Dukeyboy.*Wink* And now for the females! Teagirl..Serenitygirl, and Maigirl! Oh look! Maigirl, isn't that funny? I made a joke! Let's all laugh!! Oh, it's okay to cry too if you want boys!

Yes, if you haven't figured it out yet, the supervisor was none other then....Pegasus.

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A/N: Hope ya liked it!

Bakura: The hell?!?! Pegasus?!?!?! Why do you do this to me?!?!?!

Me: Hehe, sorry `bout that……….anywho, hope you enjoyed and please REVIEW!!!