Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Candy Coated ❯ Blow Pops ( Chapter 3 )
Yami Bakura: Hello. This is Spyder trying to be funny.
Yami Yugi: It didn't work.
B L O W - P O P S
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Ryou's laugh was heard through the door of Yami's room. "You don't actually blow on it." He shook his head just as Joey was walking passed the room.
"Psst! Yugi, come here!" Joey whispered to his friend on the other side of the hallway. Yugi joined him and they both pressed their ears against the door to listen.
"What do you mean I'm not supposed to blow it? That's the name of it!" Yami argued.
"I know, but it's better when you suck." Ryou explained.
"Suck? Oh you mean like this!" Yami said then demonstrated.
"No, no! Don't suck too hard!" Ryou's voice came through the door. "You do it gently, lasts longer when you do."
"But I like sucking it hard so I can taste what's inside." Yami whined.
"Fine." Ryou sighed loudly, "But you could enjoy the taste better if you sucked it slowly. Good things come to those who wait." He pointed out.
"I know, but I love the taste so much, you know that I'm like, addicted to it." Yami was heard.
Yugi's eyes widened as Ryou growled loudly. He looked at Joey who only shook his head as Ryou spat; "You're doing it wrong!"
"Okay, okay. What if I do this instead?" Yami asked as both boys heard Ryou giggle quietly.
"Then I'd have to do this." Ryou replied and the two boys heard Yami laugh.
"Okay, I can't take it anymore, those two are addicted to sex and it's scary." Joey muttered and turned and walked down the stairs, Yugi following close behind.
"Careful Joey! I think Bakura was making green Jell-O again!"
Inside Yami's room Ryou lay across the bed looking at his math homework, a white stick in his mouth. He looked over at Yami again as the pharaoh pouted as he glared at the purple glob on a stick he held in his hand.
"I don't think I like blow pops anymore." Yami muttered.
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Yeah, that was it. *sighs*