Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ Ch.6 - Confrontation ( Chapter 6 )

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A/N: OMG! I GOT A REVIEW FROM SOMEONE THAT I DONT KNOW! WOW! THANKIES......MAUJINVADER!!!!!!
Kit: O, sheesh now I sound like a ditz. ALSO THANKIES ME HOMMIE G-DOG TYE!!! (if u know me, you'll get it, if not as many of you dont, forget it) Hell, cause I'm totally hyper I'll write this... on with the fic:

Chappie 6 - Confrontation

So after they ate room service:

Mokuba: *thinking*Now I really wish I did say goodbye to Kit *out loud* Seto! Youre a multibillionaire and you can't find Kit?
Seto: You never asked me to.
Mokuba:.....
Seto: Do you want me-
Mokuba: I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPLED!!!!!
Seto: What if I can't?
Mokuba: I'll get high on sugar.... again. I have pixie sitcks!
Seto: Uh-oh.
Bakura: What's all the crowd outside?
Everyone else: I don't hear anything.
Yami: My, my, my tomb robber, don't we have acute hearing.
Bakura: I'm supposed to! And I am not hearing things, am I Ryou?
Ryou: Well in the streets there is a-
Mokuba: I'M GONE! *leaves, everyone shrugs and follows*

~~~~~~~OUTSIDE:~~~~~~~

The cartoons came down and saw the most trerrifing sight ever, no it isn't Pegasus naked or anything...... ok so it isn't that scary...... their parents were hurting (slaping, punching, biting, ect.) all the people in the town.
all who have parents:...........
those without: I feel so embarassed for you.
Yugi: You and us both!
Ryou: OY DAD! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
Parents: Muhahaa- oh who helped you boys come here? We blame them and they will die!! Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha*so on*
all 'kids': ok, our parents have snapped.

Kit and the other real ppl come into the scene shaking their heads. Kit is wearing tight black leather pants and a tight crimson red t-shirt that is ripped in different places. Also a few gold jewelry including bangels. Her belts, (than Ben pulled.....remember truth or dare?)
Meggie is wearing jeans and a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt, the t-shirt says: SEE ME? IN OTHER WORDS: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Also, silver jewelry.
and the guys are wearing the same thing as before, but not ripped.
And some black clothes figure came darting from the shadows...
Tristan: AHHH! ITS THE SHADOW REL-!
Black clothed figure: I am not from the shadow relm, you idiot!
Tristan: AHHHH! YOU ARE FROM HELL TO TAKE ME-
Black clothed figure: See this double sided lightsaber and the blue lightning commin from my hand? And since you don't seem to know what this is, moron, it is called sith lightning and I will kill you with this if you dont SHUT UP!
Joey: Ohhhhhh greeeeen!
Kit: Wow, he knows colors. Hey Maujinvader. Look at what I had to put up with.
Maujinvader: Couldn't happen to a better criminal who deserved it... well.....Bakura, but hey it was you.
Meggie: Kit, I know you are going to kill me but, Chase is comming.
Kit: Why? WHY ME?!
everyone except real and Maujinvader: Who is Chase?
Maujinvader: Here we go again....
Meggie: Chase is bi..... she said to Kit 'Gimme a hug' Chase fell on Kit and said 'I unstrapped your bra.... will you slow dance with me?'
Kit: She also said she wants to fuck my ex and me. No duh, I walked away aftershe told me that.
Mokuba: I won't let her!!!!!!!!
Kit: That's cute Mokuba but do you even understand what I said?
Mokuba: I'm 10 and no I didn't. I can have crushes! Like it or not Seto, I don't care!
Ben: Awwwww..... that's sweet.
Bakura: Wait, Kit youre a criminal?
Kit: You just asked that now?
Bakura: Just answer.
Kit: Yes.
all cartoons: *gasp* Oh, no!
Ryou: Wait, I don't care since my Yami is one. So whatever.
Maujinvader: Am I the only real person here who isn't a criminal?
all other real: Uh-huh, pretty much, yeah.
Maujinvader:........ I bet Kit and Meggie are the leaders, they do all the work, don't they? The guys can't do a thing.
girlz: Yep.
Bakura: We came to say goodbye but I'm not because you are criminals. Youre compition.
all real: Whatever, Bakura.
Ryou: Be nice Bakura. Anyways Kit I want to talk to you about something.
Ben: Like what?
Ryou: In private... meaning without you. Therefore I am not tellin.
Kit: Uh, ok. *Ryou takes her hand and leds her off down some street*
Ryou: So you are leving tommorow, correct?
Kit: No, we are leaving today. Change in plans now that Chase is here. Everyone is afraid of her and she'll mess us up-
Ryou: Right, so um...... are you like.......avalible?
Kit: Ryou..... where are you going with this?
Ryou: Well I have to-
Kit: I also have to- you go first.
Ryou: You can.
Kit: Alright...... I think I'm in love with Bakura...... and I don't know what your relationship is with him but...are you ok?
Ryou: Yes, why wouldn't I be?
Kit: Well ok then...... what were you-
Ryou: I'm actually not ok...... I kinda.....mm.....I don't know how to tell you this....-
Kit: Yes?
Ryou: I'm afraid it might scare you...... Chase is the only bi person you know, right? So if it was anyone else...... would you be scared of them?
Kit: No......she's just my enemy that is liking me, and I told her I'm strait. Well don't be afraid Ryou, you can tell me anything you want to.
Ryou: So I'm just wodering if I'm gay cause I like Bakura...... but I don't feel anything else for other boys. And I am bi, but I-
Kit: I don't think youre gay, mabey you just like Bakura becsause he's an older version. So whose the lucky girl, huh?
Ryou: *blushes* uh.....just because I like her dosen't mean she's lucky. She probably dosen't even like me back.
Kit: Ryou! Who wouldn't? From my point of view, you are the perfect guy. You are smart, nice, sweet, charming, cute, hot, and british.
Ryou: So what if I'm british?
Kit: Ryou.... girls love brititsh guys, generally.
Ryou: Well I'm shy.....-
Kit: Girls don't always like it when boys show off Ryou...... you just need to have a self esteem bost right now and tell that girl you like her. You should at least say it, why should you fear rejection? It's girls like me who are rejects-
Ryou: You don't mean that! You are pretty!
Kit: See?
Ryou: So you just said you were a reject to prove your point.
Kit: Yes, so if you don't mind, who is the girl, I could help you.
Ryou: Uh...... so I want to come along with you and everyone else to help save your friends.....can I?
Kit: You actually want to?! Wait...... don't change the subject Ryou. Who is it.....c'mon you can tell me-
Ryou: IT'S YOU, OK?! I am in love with you and-
Kit: You relize that if I love Bakura I also love you.
Ryou: You are just sayin that.....go ahead, don't love me..... I've had enough heartbreaks I'm used to it.
Kit: Ryou.....listen to me.....I ment every word, you are smart, nice, sweet, charming, cute, hot, and british. And I love that. I love you, probably more that I have ever loved anyone else. Please belive me.
Come here.*hugs him and he hugs her*
Ryou: Are you sure you've fully healed? I mean I could take care of you...
Kit: Come to think of it, I still.......am.......a......little.....w-weak.....I-I don't think I can walk.
Maujinvader: Oh kiss her for god's sake! I've been listening to you and with all the lovey dovey stuff this is a hopless romance.
Both: *nervous laugh* We should hed back.
Maujinvader: When's the wedding?
Ryou: Shut it Maujinvader!
Maujinvader: Well, you know you do have to marry her by she's 13 or she'll die.
Kit: This is too mushy.
Ryou: I agree *walking back* Should we tell Bakura? And what type of cake do you want for our wedding?
Kit: *laughs*Chocolate, of course.
Ryou: Ah.... a girl after my own heart.
Kit: ok, now how ironic is that.
They come back and stand too close to be friends anymore.
Meggie: What is this a soap? *gasp* Kit!
Kit: What?
Meggie: Is this a secret...... is there a baby?
Both: Are you crazy? Ba-ku-ra! We have something to tell you.
Bakura: *who was robbing a cart* WHA?! Have you been secretly married in Las Vegas?
Both: Viva Las Vegas, baby!
Bakura:.........you have! When is the baby? I'm gonna be a uncle!
Kit: That's what you think, hun.
Bakura: No baby? WAIT! Where is my input? Have you talked this over? Are you just rushing into things? WHEN WAS THE WEDDING???!!!!!!
Both: Yesterday.
all: *anime fall* WHAT?!
Both: We are joking! No wedding, no baby....... sorry Bakura.
Ryou: We want to talk to you......*he comes over, they whisper something in his ear and his eyes light up*OHHHHH!
Both: NOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A..... nice night, no sex or anything.
Bakura: Sleeping togeather?
Both: Uh....no.
Bakura: Took you a while. *gasp* Oh, my Ra! You didn't! I missed it.
Yami: Tecnically they did, the tents.
Bakura: You kids, I'm gonna have to bring condoms!
Both: NO!!!
Baura: Unprotected?
Both: None.....none at all.
Marik: I want to......*raises eyebrows* cum......
Kit + Ryou: Ewwww! That's just gross.
Bakura: Fine, Marik and Malik are comming with us.....fine the Pharoh and his light can too. And Seto....Joey, NO MOKUBA!!!!!!! LOTS OF SEX, YEAH!
Yami: UH-HUH!
Marik: OH, YES!
Kit: NO! Why am I the only girl?
Yamis: Condoms!!!!!
lights + Kit: SEX ADDICTS!
Yamis: We know.
Bakura: RA RYOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! FINE!!! No sex, just a movie-
Yamis: SNUGGLING!!!!!!!
Lights + Kit: Whatever.
Yamis: YAY!
Maujinvader: Have a....uh....nice time.
Kit: I doubt it will end up just 'snuggling'.
Maujinvader: BYE! *runs off, rather fast* LOSERS!
ALL: Grrrrrrrrr!
Kit: It better end up just snuggling.....I don't want to see you guys, as wonderfully put by Marik, cum.
all guys: We won't!!!! ^________________^
Kit: Sure, well Meggie you are comming over too. Now I'm gonna hate that word.
Yamis: *Prancing around like school girls over a boy*Cum! Sex! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! CUM! SEX! YEAH!
Kit + Meggie: Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing! Disturbing!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No, they aren't going to do anything but snuggle. What movie should they watch..... I'm leaning toward The Mummy and The Mummy Returns or Jaws. Please vote for whichever one.
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