Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ Your problem, not mine! ( Chapter 9 )
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By: KittyCatz(2) 
ok, so no I'm not that insane to go and kill off my main characters....even though it sounded like it. I'll try 2 update sooner. R&R, please.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.04.2003 | Updated On: 05.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 181 | Status: Completed
ok, so no I'm not that insane to go and kill off my main characters....even though it sounded like it. I'll try 2 update sooner. R&R, please.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.04.2003 | Updated On: 05.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 181 | Status: Completed
Cartoons v. Real People
Ch. 9 - It's your problem, not mine.
Disclaimer: Me don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Me never have nor ever will.
A/N: Don't ask me why I'm writing 2 chappies in 1 day. Oh, yeah it's my 'wonderful' feeling of guilt for writing chappie 7 short, I'm bored, cant go to sleep, and beat my dad at tons of multi-player PS2 games (so I'm a little hyper). Talk about a run-on sentance, huh?
Also, sry 4 sp. errors.....
RYOU'S POV:
Oh dear! Poor Kit, Meggie and the boys. Maujinvader dosen't look to good and has this 'defense mekanism' thing that prevents us from even touching him for aid. His right leg is definitly going to be gone, if he dosen't let us check that perisite out. Why did they have to dich us? We could have prevented this whole thing... all the Yamis don't look so happy that they're hurt. And I have a feeling when Kit wakes up....let's just say that it'll be a long, loud blur and a hell of alot of yelling. Maybe Yami and Marik can calm Bakura down. What am I saying?! YAMI CALM BAKURA DOWN?! Ha! I'd like to see that one. Oh! I don't know what those real people are trying to prove for themselves...and I have a feeling Yami is going to lecture Kit about her and the others' actions.
MARIK'S POV:
What the hell were they trying to do?! They could've killed themselves! True, I would've probably loved to see them killed (now), but I mean by ME! AND ONLY ME! I've tried to calm down Bakura, but all attempts failed....and now my light wants to cry....Ra that'll be embarrassing....oh, wait Yugi is already. Bakura...not even sex attracted him and I am one hot-as-hell guy.
YUGI'S POV:
WHY? Why, why?! Why did they think of doing that?! They could've called for help and we would be there as fast....well, just really fast. Yami is blowing a fuse, I can tell...I went into his soul room and it changed so many colors. I don't mean light colors either, mostly black and crimson. Nothing is they way it used to be in there, as if there was anything but a maze of corridors in there. But now, some of the walls (well most of them, actually) have holes in them....and Yami has his mind block up against me so I have no idea what else he's done. Wait! What if, to what Bakura, Yami, and Marik were saying before, what if they don't actually love us anymore...I'm not sure how the Yami's, Ryou, Malik, Seto, everyone else, and I are going to react....
Ok, so Maujinvader is awake, well semi-awake. He's moaning, so that's I good sign, sorta, isn't it?
SCRIPT FORM (duh):
maujinvader: AHHHHHHHH! MY LEG! MY FRIKIN LEG!
all real:*who all woke up because of his screaming*Oh, shit! Maujinvader! Are you OK?!
maujinvader: DO I LOOK OK? DO I SOUND LIKE I'M NOT IN PAIN? HUH? OH GEE, I FEEL GREAT, OH LOOK AT THE THING EATIN AWAY MY FLESH! HELP ME YOU NURSE!
Nurse: I-I-I can't. You have a defense-
maujinvader: Oh, yeah*disables it* Now....help me!
Yami: What is you problem?! You go out and ditch us and-
Kit: Oh! You're here.
Bakura: AND NOT EVEN KNOW WE ARE HERE?! RA! What do you have to prove to yourselves? That your independent? Strong-willed? Tactical? Strong? Well, youre all of those things, OK?! But that was stupid and suicidal!
MARIK: AND BY RA, I SWEAR, IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL....I'll....just do something unimaginable to ALL of you.
Kit: BACK OFF!
Yami: No, you, Kit! You really don't care what pain you indure do you? You rely way too much on yourselves instead of other people! And that, Kit, will be your downfall in life.
Ben: Oh save it for someone who gives a damn about their lives! And people who have people to rely on-
Shaddi: You have US to rely on, I don't know why-
Austin: Whadda you know about our lives, hmm?
By: That's right, NOTHING!
Meji: You wanna know why we don't rely on you? Because after this..you all are going to turn us in to rot in jail or become slaves!
Meggie: And in case you haven't noticed...we aren't ever gonna have that life, so just go threw the portal and get back to rulein' your horrid world! Go ahead and kill off all the real peoples' lives! Break them! Anything! But we'll always be there to back those people up-
Kit: Even if it means torture or anything for us.
Maujinvader: Damn! We can't even die and escape you!
Ryou: Wait! So, all of that was just to get away from us....
Kit:*sarcastically* Wow! Brit-boy found out the truth!
Malik: So, you basically...........hate us.
all real: Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Joey: So, you don't...er...never did love us?
Kit + Meggie: Pu-lease! Wy would we even like you?
Ryou: That was uncalled for! You don't go aroung messing with other peoples' feelings-
Malik: It's not *sniff* right!
Meggie: Awww, is Malik gonna cry? Well, toughen up, hun!
Kit: Gee, and to think you all have feelings that can be so easily broken.....tsk, tsk, tsk-
Bakura: I will not alow you to treat us like-
Kit: Aww, did tomb robber belive that someone loved him? *laughs* You actually bought into my act.... you are so pathetic! And as a tomb robber, I thought you would be less voulnerable, guess brit boy softened you up?
Meggie: Why would anyone ever love you guys? I mean what is there to?
Bakura: So it was all an act.
Kit: Of course!
Meggie: Duh!
Malik: Kill me, Kit, just kill me.
Kit: Oh, I wouldn't do that.... I want you to suffer, and seeing as you are all immortal......there's no way out.
Yugi: How can you be so...so-
Maokuba: COLD-HEARTED! YOURE WORSE THAN BAKURA OR MARIK!
Austin: Ah, go and cry to your big brother!
Seto: Shut up twirp!
Kit: Insults? Taunting? Is that the best you can do?
Seto: Well...I...-
all real: Uh-huh, sure.
Joey: Well, Meggie....Kit were leaving you....you don't see us, you don't need us, and you certanitly don't love us.....
Tristan: Well, we hope that you'll all experience love, one day.
Yami: And it'll break the cold shell around your heart.
all real: LEAVE! We're waiting!
Bakura: Ohhh! That's it!*takes out a whole bunch of chains, and chains the real people up to a cartoon* NOW! LET ME GET THIS STRAIT....A REAL PERSON TO A CARTOON, SOMETIMES TWO CARTOONS, THEY WILL BE YOUR SLAVES AND YOU DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE TO THEM.....JUST DON'T LET THEM HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF YOU KILLING THEM! AND WE ARE GOING TO ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR LITTLE JOURNEY! CLEAR?!
All cartoons: Yes.
all real: Whatever, ass-hole.
Bakura: And from now on, no swearing! You must always call your master, 'master'
all real: Sure, bitch.
Bakura: Grrrrrrrrrr!
LATER: (In Ryou's room)
Ryou:*runs in room* KIT! I need your help!
Bakura: mmmmm.
Kit:*not so amused* Your kidding, right. Master....
Ryou: I'm desperate! My father caught me and Bakura-
Kit: So?
Ryou: Don't interupt me! He said if he catches me having sex with Bakura again, he'll kill him.
Kit: So? Your prob, not mine. Whaddya want me to do?
Ryou: Well, to prove to him I at least like a girl, too. He'd kinda have to walk in on me and-
Kit: Forget it!
Bakura: ah, ah, ah! You have to do what he says.
Kit: Dam-rn!
Bakura:*narrows his eyes* What was that?
Kit: Nothing.
Ryou:*puppy dog look* PWEASE!
Kit: And my life is reduced even lower now.........if that's even possible. Ugh! Fine.
Ryou: Poor Yugi, same thing, so he went to Meggie. Isis wasn't happy either. Malik wanted me to ask you if you would do this, too.
Kit: Malik? But he's a total sex-a-hollic! No, way! It's bad enough-*Malik and Marik walk in*- *Kit sighs* No!
Marik: *death glare*
Kit: Darn it! Just as long as this dosen't ware out my stanima much.
Malik + Ryou: Thanks Kit *hug her*
Kit: Get off! I'm only doin this because I know I won't have to spend time with Bakura and Marik givin me death glares.
Ryou: Whatever...c'mon let's go!
Kit: N-now?!
Ryou: No, but you have to come to my dad's house, I'm starving and there isn't any food here.
Kit:*sarcasm* Yay! I get to cook for you! Oh joy!
Ryou: Quit with the sarcasm, will ya?
Kit: What can I say? I'm a sarcastic person.
Malik: I'll see you later.
Kit: Darn.
Marik: So, Kit maybe sometime we could have a three- some? Or a......uh....five-some?
Kit: Number one: Heck no! Number two: I doubt that's possible.
Marik: We'll find a way.
Kit: No! Not me! Not in there!
Ryou: C'MON! I don't have all day!
Kit: Not so innocent are ya, Brit-boy?
Ryou: Nah, I'm just starving for both.^_______^
Kit: Why YGO?! Why in the world YGO?!
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Bakura: You were so mean to us!
Kit: Uh, yeah, I know....sry.
Ryou: No your not!
Kit: Hey I'm cooking for you!
Ryou: It had better be good.
Kit: My cooking is GOOD!
Bakura: Better not be poison.
Yugi: You were toooooooooooooo mean!
Yami: Yeah!
Kit: I'll TRY to be nicer.
Malik: You agreed..... I'm so happy.
Kit: It's a fan fic, not reality, Malik.
Mokuba: How do you know, though?
(dum, dum, dum!)
Kit: Cause if it was reality there is no way I'd listen to Bakura or I'd agree to Marik's death glare. And I want to say to my dad who is in bed and will never read this, LOSER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M THE QUEEN OF PS2 GAMES! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yami: I am the king of games, and you are my queen.
Kit: Uh, no! In your dreams-
Bakura: Or a ficcy we could write! ^_______________^
Kit:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Marik: You like saying 'no' today, don't you.
Kit: Ryou....can you tell the ppl to review?
Ryou: What?! ME?! And no 'love' or 'dear'?!
Kit: Do you want me to say 'love'.....*Ryou nods his head* Awww, Ryou....love, can you tell the ppl to review.
Ryou: Please Review and keep it up! *whispers* She got a lot more than she thought she would have gotten cough*one* cough.
Kit: Well, I was proven wrong then wasn't I? And in the next chapter there isn't going to be any 'Titanic' scenes, thank you, probably just hugging, kissing, at the most moaning a little.
Next time:
Kit: So, you mean to tell me that Yami, Bakura, and Marik are chibies?! Oh! I see them........scarryy!! Well, you take care of them! They still act the same, just in chibi ways and even though I did baby-sitting, you should. They're your darker halves.
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Bakura:*irr itated*Oh, this isn't working for Ryou's dad....... maybe a little love spell on Kit could do the trick, hmm?
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Watch out for Ch. 10 - When Things Go Even More Wrong!
~KittyCatz(2)~
Ch. 9 - It's your problem, not mine.
Disclaimer: Me don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Me never have nor ever will.
A/N: Don't ask me why I'm writing 2 chappies in 1 day. Oh, yeah it's my 'wonderful' feeling of guilt for writing chappie 7 short, I'm bored, cant go to sleep, and beat my dad at tons of multi-player PS2 games (so I'm a little hyper). Talk about a run-on sentance, huh?
Also, sry 4 sp. errors.....
RYOU'S POV:
Oh dear! Poor Kit, Meggie and the boys. Maujinvader dosen't look to good and has this 'defense mekanism' thing that prevents us from even touching him for aid. His right leg is definitly going to be gone, if he dosen't let us check that perisite out. Why did they have to dich us? We could have prevented this whole thing... all the Yamis don't look so happy that they're hurt. And I have a feeling when Kit wakes up....let's just say that it'll be a long, loud blur and a hell of alot of yelling. Maybe Yami and Marik can calm Bakura down. What am I saying?! YAMI CALM BAKURA DOWN?! Ha! I'd like to see that one. Oh! I don't know what those real people are trying to prove for themselves...and I have a feeling Yami is going to lecture Kit about her and the others' actions.
MARIK'S POV:
What the hell were they trying to do?! They could've killed themselves! True, I would've probably loved to see them killed (now), but I mean by ME! AND ONLY ME! I've tried to calm down Bakura, but all attempts failed....and now my light wants to cry....Ra that'll be embarrassing....oh, wait Yugi is already. Bakura...not even sex attracted him and I am one hot-as-hell guy.
YUGI'S POV:
WHY? Why, why?! Why did they think of doing that?! They could've called for help and we would be there as fast....well, just really fast. Yami is blowing a fuse, I can tell...I went into his soul room and it changed so many colors. I don't mean light colors either, mostly black and crimson. Nothing is they way it used to be in there, as if there was anything but a maze of corridors in there. But now, some of the walls (well most of them, actually) have holes in them....and Yami has his mind block up against me so I have no idea what else he's done. Wait! What if, to what Bakura, Yami, and Marik were saying before, what if they don't actually love us anymore...I'm not sure how the Yami's, Ryou, Malik, Seto, everyone else, and I are going to react....
Ok, so Maujinvader is awake, well semi-awake. He's moaning, so that's I good sign, sorta, isn't it?
SCRIPT FORM (duh):
maujinvader: AHHHHHHHH! MY LEG! MY FRIKIN LEG!
all real:*who all woke up because of his screaming*Oh, shit! Maujinvader! Are you OK?!
maujinvader: DO I LOOK OK? DO I SOUND LIKE I'M NOT IN PAIN? HUH? OH GEE, I FEEL GREAT, OH LOOK AT THE THING EATIN AWAY MY FLESH! HELP ME YOU NURSE!
Nurse: I-I-I can't. You have a defense-
maujinvader: Oh, yeah*disables it* Now....help me!
Yami: What is you problem?! You go out and ditch us and-
Kit: Oh! You're here.
Bakura: AND NOT EVEN KNOW WE ARE HERE?! RA! What do you have to prove to yourselves? That your independent? Strong-willed? Tactical? Strong? Well, youre all of those things, OK?! But that was stupid and suicidal!
MARIK: AND BY RA, I SWEAR, IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL....I'll....just do something unimaginable to ALL of you.
Kit: BACK OFF!
Yami: No, you, Kit! You really don't care what pain you indure do you? You rely way too much on yourselves instead of other people! And that, Kit, will be your downfall in life.
Ben: Oh save it for someone who gives a damn about their lives! And people who have people to rely on-
Shaddi: You have US to rely on, I don't know why-
Austin: Whadda you know about our lives, hmm?
By: That's right, NOTHING!
Meji: You wanna know why we don't rely on you? Because after this..you all are going to turn us in to rot in jail or become slaves!
Meggie: And in case you haven't noticed...we aren't ever gonna have that life, so just go threw the portal and get back to rulein' your horrid world! Go ahead and kill off all the real peoples' lives! Break them! Anything! But we'll always be there to back those people up-
Kit: Even if it means torture or anything for us.
Maujinvader: Damn! We can't even die and escape you!
Ryou: Wait! So, all of that was just to get away from us....
Kit:*sarcastically* Wow! Brit-boy found out the truth!
Malik: So, you basically...........hate us.
all real: Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Joey: So, you don't...er...never did love us?
Kit + Meggie: Pu-lease! Wy would we even like you?
Ryou: That was uncalled for! You don't go aroung messing with other peoples' feelings-
Malik: It's not *sniff* right!
Meggie: Awww, is Malik gonna cry? Well, toughen up, hun!
Kit: Gee, and to think you all have feelings that can be so easily broken.....tsk, tsk, tsk-
Bakura: I will not alow you to treat us like-
Kit: Aww, did tomb robber belive that someone loved him? *laughs* You actually bought into my act.... you are so pathetic! And as a tomb robber, I thought you would be less voulnerable, guess brit boy softened you up?
Meggie: Why would anyone ever love you guys? I mean what is there to?
Bakura: So it was all an act.
Kit: Of course!
Meggie: Duh!
Malik: Kill me, Kit, just kill me.
Kit: Oh, I wouldn't do that.... I want you to suffer, and seeing as you are all immortal......there's no way out.
Yugi: How can you be so...so-
Maokuba: COLD-HEARTED! YOURE WORSE THAN BAKURA OR MARIK!
Austin: Ah, go and cry to your big brother!
Seto: Shut up twirp!
Kit: Insults? Taunting? Is that the best you can do?
Seto: Well...I...-
all real: Uh-huh, sure.
Joey: Well, Meggie....Kit were leaving you....you don't see us, you don't need us, and you certanitly don't love us.....
Tristan: Well, we hope that you'll all experience love, one day.
Yami: And it'll break the cold shell around your heart.
all real: LEAVE! We're waiting!
Bakura: Ohhh! That's it!*takes out a whole bunch of chains, and chains the real people up to a cartoon* NOW! LET ME GET THIS STRAIT....A REAL PERSON TO A CARTOON, SOMETIMES TWO CARTOONS, THEY WILL BE YOUR SLAVES AND YOU DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE TO THEM.....JUST DON'T LET THEM HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF YOU KILLING THEM! AND WE ARE GOING TO ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR LITTLE JOURNEY! CLEAR?!
All cartoons: Yes.
all real: Whatever, ass-hole.
Bakura: And from now on, no swearing! You must always call your master, 'master'
all real: Sure, bitch.
Bakura: Grrrrrrrrrr!
LATER: (In Ryou's room)
Ryou:*runs in room* KIT! I need your help!
Bakura: mmmmm.
Kit:*not so amused* Your kidding, right. Master....
Ryou: I'm desperate! My father caught me and Bakura-
Kit: So?
Ryou: Don't interupt me! He said if he catches me having sex with Bakura again, he'll kill him.
Kit: So? Your prob, not mine. Whaddya want me to do?
Ryou: Well, to prove to him I at least like a girl, too. He'd kinda have to walk in on me and-
Kit: Forget it!
Bakura: ah, ah, ah! You have to do what he says.
Kit: Dam-rn!
Bakura:*narrows his eyes* What was that?
Kit: Nothing.
Ryou:*puppy dog look* PWEASE!
Kit: And my life is reduced even lower now.........if that's even possible. Ugh! Fine.
Ryou: Poor Yugi, same thing, so he went to Meggie. Isis wasn't happy either. Malik wanted me to ask you if you would do this, too.
Kit: Malik? But he's a total sex-a-hollic! No, way! It's bad enough-*Malik and Marik walk in*- *Kit sighs* No!
Marik: *death glare*
Kit: Darn it! Just as long as this dosen't ware out my stanima much.
Malik + Ryou: Thanks Kit *hug her*
Kit: Get off! I'm only doin this because I know I won't have to spend time with Bakura and Marik givin me death glares.
Ryou: Whatever...c'mon let's go!
Kit: N-now?!
Ryou: No, but you have to come to my dad's house, I'm starving and there isn't any food here.
Kit:*sarcasm* Yay! I get to cook for you! Oh joy!
Ryou: Quit with the sarcasm, will ya?
Kit: What can I say? I'm a sarcastic person.
Malik: I'll see you later.
Kit: Darn.
Marik: So, Kit maybe sometime we could have a three- some? Or a......uh....five-some?
Kit: Number one: Heck no! Number two: I doubt that's possible.
Marik: We'll find a way.
Kit: No! Not me! Not in there!
Ryou: C'MON! I don't have all day!
Kit: Not so innocent are ya, Brit-boy?
Ryou: Nah, I'm just starving for both.^_______^
Kit: Why YGO?! Why in the world YGO?!
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Bakura: You were so mean to us!
Kit: Uh, yeah, I know....sry.
Ryou: No your not!
Kit: Hey I'm cooking for you!
Ryou: It had better be good.
Kit: My cooking is GOOD!
Bakura: Better not be poison.
Yugi: You were toooooooooooooo mean!
Yami: Yeah!
Kit: I'll TRY to be nicer.
Malik: You agreed..... I'm so happy.
Kit: It's a fan fic, not reality, Malik.
Mokuba: How do you know, though?
(dum, dum, dum!)
Kit: Cause if it was reality there is no way I'd listen to Bakura or I'd agree to Marik's death glare. And I want to say to my dad who is in bed and will never read this, LOSER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M THE QUEEN OF PS2 GAMES! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yami: I am the king of games, and you are my queen.
Kit: Uh, no! In your dreams-
Bakura: Or a ficcy we could write! ^_______________^
Kit:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Marik: You like saying 'no' today, don't you.
Kit: Ryou....can you tell the ppl to review?
Ryou: What?! ME?! And no 'love' or 'dear'?!
Kit: Do you want me to say 'love'.....*Ryou nods his head* Awww, Ryou....love, can you tell the ppl to review.
Ryou: Please Review and keep it up! *whispers* She got a lot more than she thought she would have gotten cough*one* cough.
Kit: Well, I was proven wrong then wasn't I? And in the next chapter there isn't going to be any 'Titanic' scenes, thank you, probably just hugging, kissing, at the most moaning a little.
Next time:
Kit: So, you mean to tell me that Yami, Bakura, and Marik are chibies?! Oh! I see them........scarryy!! Well, you take care of them! They still act the same, just in chibi ways and even though I did baby-sitting, you should. They're your darker halves.
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Bakura:*irr itated*Oh, this isn't working for Ryou's dad....... maybe a little love spell on Kit could do the trick, hmm?
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Watch out for Ch. 10 - When Things Go Even More Wrong!
~KittyCatz(2)~