Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Charlie's Hikaris ❯ chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: Don’t own anything and all the other stuff.

Beware: It’s YAOI. There will be, of course, R-rated talk and the sex will be there eventually. Still working on when. One last thing, each chapter might be updated once every 2 weeks or less. Sorry. School is forever HELL.

Couples: Y/YY, R/B, M/M, J/S- mostly hikaris/yamis (yes, we consider Jou a hikari and Seto a yami. heh.)

oh, and NOTE: they are in America. ok go ahead and read it.

=====chapter 5=====

By the time they reached the edge of the stage, Yugi was already topless and was helping Ryou out of his shirt, while Ryou was assisting the latch of his belts.

“Yugi! Are you crazy!” Jou shouted as he pulled himself up the stage. “What the hell are you doing?!”

Malik was right behind him, fending off the wandering hands. “Back off, people! They’re coming with us!”

Hearing the shouts at them, Yugi and Ryou pause their act of undressing each other and look at Jou.

Yugi gave him a too bright smile and waved widely, as if Jou was far away. “Hey, Jou! Jou-E! Yoo-hoo! We’re -hic- over here! Hey!”

“Are you drunk?!" Jou demanded in amaze.

"Drunk? no, we drink!" Ryou giggled silly.

Yugi joined in with him. Then they started on what they were doing again.

"No, wait! STOP THAT!" Jou demanded.

He pushed with his arms up and reached out to grab the pole and pull himself up when he felt a hard tug on his leg. It was one of the drunks.

“Hey, leggo ya dumbshit!” Jou shouted and try to kick his legs free.

“Naw canna do, blondie!” the drunks slurred, blinking unevenly but till have a tight grip on his ankle. “Dey gonna ma toys!”

Before Jou can curse something back at him, Malik came out from behind and twisted the drunks arm and flip him on his back with a grunt. “Hyaa!”

Jou pulled his leg up and got up on stage. He let out a relieve breath. “Thanks, Malik. I owe ya one.”

Malik shrugged his shoulder and Jou helped him up the stage also. “It’s ok. I didn’t trained 4 years in the academy to get the top black-belts in all the martial arts.” he grinned with a small smugness.

Jou didn’t have enough time to roll his eyes at him as he rush to Yugi and grabbed his arms from pulling Ryou’s shirt completely off his head while Malik pulled Ryou who is struggling with Yugi’s zipper.

“Aww, Jou-E! Me so hot!” Yugi wailed, gripping to the pole.

“Not now! We gotta get out, NOW!” JOu growled and try to pulling his little friend free of the pole. “Let go!”

“NO!” Yugi protested stubbornly.

Malik wasn’t getting much luck either. The problem wasn’t that Ryou was holding on to the pole. Instead he still have his finger hooked to Yugi’s pants!

“Sheesh, Ryou, I didn’t know you were like that with Yugi!” Malik try to humor but still the hand was stunk on the others pants.

“Me stuck. I hot. Lemony.” Ryou mumbled before bursting into another fit of giggles.

Yugi joined in the silent joke. “heh heh. Cherry!”

Jou and Malik look at each other in confusion and grabbed both their intoxicated friends, tossing over their shoulders, and fled out the door.

There were some loud yelling of protests and shouting as they left and were lucky that the bouncers were to busy bringing down the other drunks than worry about them.

Running around the club, they stopped at the side alley and panted, dropping the two friends who are still fascinated with the others clothes. They were still picking other the clothes and giggling like school girls gossiping. Malik and Jou just star at them.

Then Malik turn to Jou. “Don’t you got something for them?” he asked, still tried from the incident.

Thinking for a while, Jou finally remembered something and reached his pockets. “Hold on. I dink I got it here, somewhere.”

Smiling when he found what he was looking for be pulled out a metal case. Popping it opened, he look through the assorted pills and pulled out two green pills with the sign A-1 on the side.

“Yugi, Ryou, Cmere, boys.” he said sweetly to them and wiggling his index finger for them to come closer.

Like obedient kids, they hollowed with eagerness in their eyes.

“Ooh, Jou-jou, wat you got?” Ryou said curiously, shinning his big brown eyes.

“Me wanna see, me wanna see! Jou-E?” Yugi pushing out his bottem lip to a pout.

Jou pulled his fist with the pills away from them and playfully said,“ I dunno know. Should give it ta dem, Malik?”

“Hmm, maybe we shouldn’t. Let them wait.” Malik joined in on the game.

“PWEASE?” they flashed they wide sparkling eyes at them with the puppy pout.

That almost broke them. But they struggle to hold their guard, but DMAN! It’s hard to resist them with that attack. and it doesn’t help that they were almost half naked. They are not only cute, but hot, sexy, and all the things every guys/girl/gods would ever want in a fantasy.

‘Must. RESIST! FRIEND IS DRUNK! THEY NEED HELP!’ They kept screaming in their heads, forcing a smile on their face.

“Are ya sure, ya want it?” Jou tempted.

“Pwease.” they quiver their bottom lips.

They’re dead.

“Alright fine here!” Jou placed a fill on each other palms as he and Malik shield themselves from their cuteness.

Doing a small victory dance, Yugi and Ryou look down at their hands to see a pill. Still looking through beer-goggle eyes, they thought it was-

“CANDY!” they cheered and down in a gulp.

After a while, their happy expression turned into a grimace and their held their stomach and mouths. Soon they ran tot he nearest trash can and the symphony of the gags were played. Malik and Jou rubbed their backs as the threw up all the toxic and alcohol.

Once finished they groggily held up their head and wipe their mouths. “Eww.”

“Dey were da new antidote pills I got from Anzu before we left.” Jou explained. “Good thing too. I kenw it would work but I didn’t dink it would work that.”

Still moaning a bit, Yugi and Ryou silently thank Anzu for choosing the medical division in the academy.

“halleluiah.” said weakly.

Suddenly the back door opened and a familiar face came out.

"La la la huh? Oh, it's you guys again." the guy said brightly.

It was the Bartender.

"What you sexy people doing back here. Thanks to you, we had a party. Though it's actually a war in there but it was entertaining." he spoke freely with an easy chuckle. "So, tell me, what are you doing outside?"

When he heard someone gagging in the back, he understand. "Oh. I see. Maybe I shouldn't have given you poor things the strong liquor." he said and scratch the back of his head, sheepishly. "Sorry 'bout that."

"Uh, hi." they waved a hand at him after his talking.

He didn’t notice their discomfort and continue to casually talk, leaning on the door. “So, why don’t we start a first name bases. Hi, my name is Tasuki, but everyone calls me Suki cause as you can see, I like a lot of things.” he laughed and did a small pose of himself. “And you are?”

Shrugging off the weird awkwardness, Jou held out his hand. “You can call me Jou.”

“Nice to meet you.” Suki shook hands, smiling.

Following Jou, Malik held out his hand too. “Malik.”

“Malik.”

Then Yugi and Ryou came out of shadow, their face flushed from the throwing up and embarrassment.
“Hello, Suki. My name’s Yugi.” he said softly.

“I’m Ryou.” he said with his adorable British accent.

Suki did a squeal and clap his hands. “Aw, you too are so CUTE! Now let me get this right, you’re Jou, Malik, Ryou, and Yugi. Yes?”

They nod.

“So, tell me. What the four of you doing here in this bar? No offence but you don’t look like the type to go clubbing.” Suki said and patiently waited for the answer.

Malik and Jou were trying to think up of a good enough lie to use on his but Yugi interrupted them.

“We’re looking for a job.” he said casually and tilt his head. “We heard we could gat a job here.”

“Well you can, but that’s up to the bosses if you pass the interview.” Suki said then grin. “But I don’t think you’ll have trouble with that.”

Looking them over, their clothes, built, and posture, Suki nodded as if he was agreeing with himself. Yugi blinked as he was being inspected and Ryou just blushed, look at the ground, and try to disappear behind Yugi. Malik and Jou were scanning back at Suki as he turn his gaze at them. He grinned again.

“So do you guys have a resumes?” he asked.

Malik pulled out a folder from his back pocket (don’t ask) and handed to Suki.

Suki skim over it and nodded. “This seems to be in order. C’mon, I’ll set up an interview with the bosses right now.”

They followed him through the door and walk pass the hall while Suki still chatted freely. Then they stopped at a small lobby. Suki led them to the seats and told them to wait as he walk into another door.

While they waited, Yugi and Ryou fixed up their clothes and try to make themselves look professional, but it’s kind of difficult since their outfits are anything but professional, unless it means for its purpose. They were still fidgeting on their chairs, never been interviewed before and were worried that they might failed their first mission for not getting the jobs.

Jou and Malik tried to calm them down, telling them how their were nervous too, on their first missions. It’s helped them a little. A few minutes later, a smiling Suki stick his head out of the door and signaled them to come over.

“This is it. You all will have to go to separate rooms and be interviewed after you fill out this format with a test.” Suki explained and handed each a thin packet.

Jou gave him a raised brow at the test. “Why do we need to do a test?”

Suki just chuckled and shrugged. “Beats me and I‘ve been working here for a few months already. I barely passed the written test.”

Jou just scoff as he look at the test loathingly. Suki laughed again and patted his arm encouragingly. “Don’t let it scare you, Jou.”

“Yeh.”

Then he lead them to a hall with four doors and pointed out who should go into which.

"Good luck." he winked and gave them a thumbs up before leaving them in their rooms.

Stepping into the room, they found themselves in a very rich decorated room. There was a small table on each of the rooms and two chairs facing each other.

Taking a seat, they begin their test.

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Looking at the screen of the separate rooms, the bosses watch with amusement at their prey.

“Looks like our little party animals decided to get a job. And how lucky are we that they have chosen our club.” the white-haired one spoke with a devious twinkle in his eyes as he study Ryou’s screen. “I think that one looks a bit like me.”

The other three look over at his screen and watch the albino in the screen fidget and look down at his test . He was the first to finish and looks like he was expecting a ghost to come out and scare the pants out of him as he constantly look around his surrounds.

“You know, I think you’re right for once, Bakura.” the one with a mixture of red, black and blond hair comment as he move his eyes to the other screens.
“What was that suppose to mean, Pharaoh?” he growled back at him.

“Oh, oh! Me! I got a double too!” the wild platinum blonde said gleefully and pointed to the screen with Malik who’s absorb with his test. “Hi, Me-twin who inst me but another me that look like me but cuter!”

The three eyes look at their chaotic friend waving to the screen as if it could hear him. ‘Idiot.’

“Lookie there! There are three of them. One cuter Bakura, one cuter Me, and one cuter Yami.” the crazy blonde said.

“What are you blabbing about now, Marik?” the one with cool sapphire eyes ask.

The blonde, known as Marik pointed to the three screens. “Look! Bakura, Me, Yami!”

Following his finger they see a fidgeting Ryou, a distracted Malik, and an excited Yugi who seems to be singing as he do the test.

“Freaky.” was all they say.

“I’ll take the one who looks like me. You can decide the rest.” Yami said and got off his chair.

Bakura followed him. “Whatever. I’ll take my look-alike, too.”

“Yay! I get to meet Me!” Marik jumped with suspicious excitement.

“That leaves the blonde to you, Kaiba.” Yami said to his second in command. “You want to get someone else to interrogate?”

The brunette had his attention on the screen of said Jou who seem to be struggling with his test and scratching his sandy blonde mass. Like a doggie.

“No need. I think I’ll enjoy training the mutt.” he said smoothly getting up. “Maybe I’ll have him house-train too.”

Yami laughed at his friend’s weird interest in comparing with animals.

“Well, lets welcome to how we work here.” he said and lead them to the hall with their awaiting guest.

The Predators are just about to strike their Preys. But which first?

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the fun is just starting. just wait for the interviews. but for you to read what’s going to happen next you gotta vote.

Who should be attac- ahem interviewed first?
a) Room 1-Yugi
b) Room 2-Ryou
c) Room 3-Jou
d) Room 4-Malik
you decide. please vote and review.

idiot_lord- thanx & PEACE OUT!

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