Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Childhood Comedy ❯ Chapie Fiv ( Chapter 5 )

K: Presents! Yeah!

Everyone: Yah.

K: From SakuraChan a.k.a. Jen which she changed her name to Magician of Black Chaos Girl. To Yami, a shirt that says 'I'm my aibou's Yami,' and an Anzu voodoo doll and a sharp pin for it and a kiss on the cheek and hug from her.

Yami: *grins and pokes the Anzu doll in the eye with pin *

Anzu: Ow!

Yami: * blushes at kiss and hug * Um….. thanks!

K: To Yugi a shirt that says 'My Yami kicks @$$,' a hug and a laptop and it can get you anything you want, and anything to happen.

B. Yugi: * blushes at hug * ^______^ * types on laptop and Seto's in a ballerina dress *

Seto: AHHHHHHHHHH!!

K: Chibi Time! * turns Yugi and Yami into chibis *

C.B.Y. + C.Y.: ^________^

Everyone: O_____O

K: For C. Yami and C. Yugi a duplicate of the Millennium sword but smaller for them.

C.B.Y. + C.Y.: ^_____________^

K: C. Yami gets a kiss on the cheek and a hug and a new spiky wrecking ball with a chain. C. Yugi gets the same thing.

C. Y+Y: * throw spiky ball at Anzu *

Anzu: X______x

K: I get a pic of me, Yami and Yugi together! I also get the Millennium Card! It becomes any monster that I make up! Like a Holy Dragon mage with 9000 attack and defense points.

*Card turns into a mage that looks like the Dark Magician in white clothing and with dragon wings *

K: Sugoi!

C.Y+Y: ^___^

C. From Hot Ice, Yami gets Yugi plushies and a book on 'How to destroy other evil yamis.'

C. Yami: ^______^

Other yamis: * grumbles *

K: To Yugi Chocolate and teddies.

C. B. Yugi: ^__^ Tankies!

K: Seto gets a book on 'How to defeat Yami in a duel.'

Seto: ^__^ * looks at book * Hey! The pages are blank!

K: Well duh! You can never beat Yami!

Seto: -___-

C. Yami: ^__^

K: From Hot Ice's yami Hotece to Bakura a book on 'How to steal all the Pharaoh's treasure.'

Bakura: ^__^

C. Yami: -__-

K: For Yami a book on 'How to stop a tomb robber from stealing your treasure.'

Bakura: -__- That was stupid.

C. Yami: ^__^ My aibou is my treasure!

C. B. Yugi: * blushes *

K: Kawaii!! From KaTyA I get a shirt that says 'Top writer' and 'I own a kawaii chibi Yugi.' And a never-ending box of candy! Thanks! Ryou gets all upgrades to his computer.

Ryou: ^___^ Thank you.

K: To Bakura he gets a shirt that says 'Don't mess with the tomb robber! MWAHAH!'

Bakura: MWAHAH!!

K: O__o C. Yugi gets a Yami plushie.

C. B. Yugi: ^____^

C. Yami: ^__^;;

K: And a shirt that says 'Chibi are awesome.' Yami gets a C.Yugi/Yugi plushie and a scythe.

C. Yami: ^___^ * huggles Yugi plushie. *

K: Aww….. Jou gets a book on 'How to defend yourself against angry yamis.'

Jou: ^___^

C. Yami: * grumbles*

K: Everyone gets a box of cookies!

Everyone: Yeah!

Anzu: X___x

C. B. Yugi: Huh? * eating Anzu's cookies *

K: Aww….From Yami&Yugislover Yugi gets a card that can lit him kill Anzu 15 times a chapter.

C. B. Yugi: Tankies!!

K: Yami gets a card like Yugi's that lets him have a kiss/hug from Yugi whenever!

C. Yami: ^___^

K: Sorry I couldn't put you in the chapter because I started this a while ago and I'm too lazy to change it. I'm not really into putting other people in it but I'll think about it. Okay, from YamiShiningFriendship to Ryou a book on 'How to toughen up.'

Ryou: Okay……

Bakura: Hmph!

K: Yami gets a Bakura voodoo doll.

C. Yami: * grins *

Bakura: *gulps *

K: Okay one more thing…. Ahem…..Your Seto's twin?!

Seto: O___o

K: Okay I got that out but he's your twin? That's different. And as promised Y. Malik with Yami!

Y. Malik: * grumbles*

C. Yami: * sighs*

*Video Y. Malik suggested by Magician of Black Chaos girl and the Yami part suggested by Hotece *

Yami was walking through Egypt alone because he ran away, again. He was walking through an alley then a boy his age stopped him.

Y.Malik: Hello…. *grin evilly *

Yami: Um….. Hi….

Y. Malik: Wanna pway deuw monstews?

Yami: Umm….otay…. * he took out his deck *

Yami pulls out the Curse of Dragon card.

Yami: Cuwse of Drwagon!

Y. Malik: Umm…. *gets nervous not knowing the boy can summon too *

Then it was Yami's turn to grin.

Yami: Chase and burn him!!

Then Curse flew after Y. Malik shooting flames at him.

Y. Malik: AHHHHHHHHHH!! * running everywhere *

Yami: Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!

After a while of chasing Y. Malik C. O. D. also burnt buildings, carts, even people and then it finally stopped when it got Y. Malik.

Y. Malik: X__x

Yami: *looks at the burning city * Oops…….hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

** End **

Everyone: O__o

C. Yami: Umm…..

K: Aww…. It's not your fault.

C. Yami: ^___^

Y. Malik: Yeah….right….

C. Yami: *grins * Cuwse of Drwagon!

Y. Malik: Ah….shit…. * runs away*

C. O. D.: *Screechs then chases Y. Malik *

C. Yami: Mwhahahahahahaha!!

K: Umm….. next Jou and his sister!

Jou: -___-

* Video Jou & Shizuka suggested by Crazy Assed Person *

Shizuka: Jou….

Jou: No.

Shizuka: But….

Jou: No!

Then Shizuka turns on the water works.

Jou quivers then sighs.

Jou: Otay.

Shizuka: Yah!

* Later *

Ding! Dong!

Little Yugi opened the door, "Hi! Hi!"

"Hewwo," Shizuka smiled then elbowed someone next to her.

Jou grumbles.

Jou: Hi.

Jou was wearing a green beret (One of those French hats right) and green a dress with a yellow sash.

Yugi laughs hysterically.

Jou: Will….you….buy….cookies?

Yugi: Otay!

Yugi runs and steals grandpa's wallet then came back giving them 50 dollars.

Yugi: Here!

Jou's eyes go big and he smiles at the cash. Yugi then takes the cookies then he slams the door.

Jou & Shizuka: * blink blink *

Jou: Weird kid.

Then Jou was all green, slimy and a bucket was over on his head.

Shizuka giggles.

Yugi: Mwhahahahahahahahaha!! * from a high window *

Shizuka: You have to pay for dwess.

Jou groans.

** End **

C. Yugi: Hehehehe

Jou: * glares at Yugi *

C. Yami: * glares with glowing red eyes *

Jou: * whimpers *

K: Cool! Yami's eyes are all glowing. Okay this video I'm not sure what it is. * puts in tape*

*TV *

You can see Yami setting the camera and you can see Yugi on the bed. Yami's wearing a police uniform while Yugi wore all black, with handcuffs on him.

Yami smirked, "You will be punished for your crime."

"Oh punish me all you want copper," Yugi purred.

+Static+

Everyone: O____O

K: *Remote in hand and still has her finger over a button * And I thought the Santa and elf one was worse.

Y. Malik: Man the pharaoh's a real skank and I bet he doesn't wear any underwear right now.

C. Yugi: ^__^ He doesn't!

Everyone: O__o

Ryou: Neither does my yami.

K: to much information Ryou. Let's just move onto Jou and Honda fast.

* Video Jou + Honda *

Honda: Jou I want a bwother.

Jou: I know where yous can get one. At the baby store in the hospital.

Honda: Weally?

Jou: Yep.

Jou dragged Honda to the hospital and pushed him a to a lady at a desk.

Honda: Umm…. Can I have a bwother?

Lady: * blinks * I'm sorry buy you have to ask your parents.

Honda: Oh. Otay.

Jou and Honda went to his parents.

Honda: Mom can I have a bwother?

Mom: *chuckles * I'm not sure I'm ready for another one sweety.

Honda: Oh. Where do babies come from? Do they come from stores.

Honda's mom laughs: No not from stores I'll tell you someday.

* Later at the park *

Honda and Jou were sitting at a bench wondering where babies come from and watching a boy and girl play, well, not really play.

The boy was on the seesaw going up and down while the girl was under the other seat of the seesaw getting hit on the head every time the boy went up.

Honda: Where do babies come from?!!!!

Everyone stares at his sudden out burst.

The boy, Yugi stopped then looked at the girl, Anzu then he walked over to them.

Yugi: I know!

Honda: Can you tell me?

Yugi went up to Honda and whispered in his ear.

Honda: EWW!!

Jou: What?

Honda whispers to Jou.

Jou: Gross!

Yugi: ^__^ I know.

Then Yugi went back on the seesaw and continued hitting Anzu.

Jou + Honda: O__o

** End **

Honda: I still think it's gross.

Jou: Yeah.

K: * rolls eyes * Whatever. * goes off to watch the rest of the police and robber video *

Everyone: O____o;;

C. Yugi: Wemember to go to her site www.geocities.com/yamiluvyugi to see YamixYugi pics and others.

C. Yami: Wead & Weview!