Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Children's Classical Stories: Yugioh Style ❯ The Three Little Pigs ( Chapter 5 )

Children's Classical Stories: Yu-gi-oh Style

Vickie/Golbatgirl here, bringing you another attempt at making your sides ache with pain from laughing at my stories. I have a bit more time to work on NEW stories coming up. They'll mostly be in another anime section, since YGO isn't my favorite anime. (-_-') sorry but no, Sami's already tried to talk me into it on a number of several occasions. Actually, I was hoping to get something out in Inu Yasha before the end of the summer. Well…let the creative process begin.

This story is in dedication and credit to Sami, my one true best friend, even if she doesn't think that I deserve to be her friend. She wrote the main bits of the story and is always giving me ideas. Thanks Sami.

Disclaimer: Sorry…I don't own any of the stories that I use or Yu-gi-oh. Turns out that Shonen Jump owns Yu-gi-oh. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME SHONEN JUMP OR ANYONE ELSE!!!

Chapter 5

The Three Little Pigs

Cast:

Pig 1-Yami

Pig 2-Mokuba

Pig 3-Yugi

Wolf-Malik (not the evil one by the way)

And our Undisputed Narrator: Seto

Yami-Did you cast me as this awful creature Vickie?

Vickie-ummmmm…welll…I had to rewrite it into something….I'm not accustomed to having non-regulars be main characters….it was either you or Joey…or Rex Raptor…

Yami-VICKIE!!!!!!!!!!

Vickie- *backs away slowly*

Yugi-Can I switch roles with Yami?

Vickie- Why? You're both pigs…

Yugi-Yeah…but…I think it would make him a bit happier…besides…he'll never let me live in peace about me being the 3rd pig…

Vickie-Alright…*switches the cast list* *instead of Yami being the 1st pig, he's now the 3rd pig.* *instead of Yugi being the 3rd pig, he is now the 1st pig* ok…places everybody

Seto-Do I have to go by the script Sami laid out?

Vickie-Yeah…she might not be talking to me like she used to, but she's one heck of a good writer at this junk…I'm not one to argue…I had to change it around so that she wouldn't be seen in the back making out with someone or Anzu's head rolling around on the floor.

Seto-Oh…ok…

Vickie-Everybody ready?

All-Yeah….

Vickie-Okay Seto, take it away…

Seto-Once upon a time, there were three little pigs…They were brothers running off on their own to live by themselves. The first little pig built a house of straw.

Yugi-*pretends to build a house of straw* *the straw house (already built) looks flimsy and easily could be knocked over* (o.o') ok…

Seto-The second pig made a house of sticks

Mokuba-*puts together the house of sticks* *starts running about on a sugar high*

Seto-VICKIE!!!

Vickie-hey…it was the only way I could get him to cooperate for me

Seto-…now the third pig was smarter than the rest…he built a house of bricks

Yami-No wolf is going to get me *stands in front of his house for a second and then goes in* *sits on the floor and waits for the rest of his part* *pouts*

Seto-Some of the pigs didn't realize that there was a wolf near by. He saw the first pig's house.

Malik-Ah-hahahahaha! What horror I shall reek on this helpless pig…*knocks on the door* little pig, little pig, let me in.

Yugi- Not on the hair of my chinney chin chin.

Malik-Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in *blows the straw away*

Yugi-*runs and hides in Mokuba's house*

Mokuba-*tied up and gagged*

Yugi-(O.O')…not even going to ask

Malik-hmm…a house made of sticks…*knocks on the door* little pigs, little pigs, let me in.

Yugi and Mokuba- Not by the hairs on our chinney chin chins

Malik- I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in *blows* *the sticks fall apart*

Yugi and Mokuba-*runs to the 3rd house*

Yami- about time

Malik-*knocks on the door made of bricks* little pigs, little pigs, let me in

Yugi, Mokuba and Yami- Not by the hairs on our chinney chin chins

Malik- I'll huff…oh and you get the rest by now…*blows*

Yami-nice try…

Malik-give me the puzzle!!!

Yami-Never

Malik- *blows again* *gives up*

Seto- and so the wolf gave up and went to go bother Red Riding Hood. The end.

Yami-*comes out of the house, out of costume* ok…that was stupid

Vickie-Quit complaining…or I'll do something worse next time…If I think of something…come on guys…story ideas please!!! And don't suggest Jack and the Beanstalk…too much writing…..

Seto-So, what's the future look like for your writing career?

Vickie-Most likely, I'll work on a few Inu Yasha stories, a few Dragonball Z lemons…who knows…maybe I'll throw in a Sailor Moon if I really get bored. You never can tell…sitting 4 hours in a locker room will bore you out of my mind with nothing to do…

Seto-right…well…good luck…we're always here…

Vickie-To those of you who review, thanks for supporting this story…Maybe I'll add onto it later. For now. Good bye.