Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas at the Ishtar's. ❯ Party Begins! Revenge of the Egyptains! Kaiba's worst nightmare! ( Chapter 1 )

Christmas at the Ishtar's.

Malik Ishtar, blond Eygptian Bishounen, Ran to the door.

Enter, one Seto Kaiba. With his arms full of presents. Enter Mokuba Kaiba. With Even more presents. Enter Wadsworth, the limo driver. With YET AGAIN, more presents. OBVIOUSLY Seto was still trying to get on his good side because he just happened to be Isis's Boyfriend.

"Hello, Kaiba." Seto groaned. `AM I in for it today….. ` "Hello Malik. Could you help me with these? Wadsworth, set them under the tree." "Of course Master Kaiba." Malik's eyebrow shot up at a not so…innocent comment for Marik inside his head.

Mokuba ran to the kitchen after dropping his armload of presents by the tree. The doorbell rang. Enter Ryou, Bakura, and Ryuujii. "Merry Christmas Malik!" Ryou said happily as he entered. Ryuujii fallowed and smiled. Bakura grunted his hello. Malik glomped onto him. "Oh `Kura! I just KNEW you'd be happy to see me!" He said happily. Bakura shoved him off. "Don't call m KURA."

Malik nodded. "Right. Whatever you say Kura!" Bakura was about to throttle him but Malik was saved by the doorbell ringing yet again. Enter Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Tea. (Mai couldn't make it. She had to fly to Vegas for some reason.) Yami grinned widely and greeted Malik in Arabic. Marik appeared from who knows where and dragged him off. Tea pouted.

Malik raised an eyebrow. "Chocolate Cake for breakfast." Yugi muttered. "Oh." A few hours later (In which Mokuba was properly Traumatized by the noises.) Everyone was sitting by the fire drinking hot cocoa. Yami walked over to Malik and Bakura. "My friends. I have a most devious plan involving Kaiba-kun, Green paint, and certain shadow magic." Malik and Bakura grinned. "Right. But if we get caught, I had nothing to do with this. Kaiba will stop giving me money if he's mad at me." Malik said.

After much planning the plan was set in motion. (I won't go into detail because I don't even understand how they did it) Seto Kaiba screamed as something with the consistency of glue poured down his head, thoroughly covering his hair, but missing his skin. He put his hand in his hair, eyes wide.

Everyone gulped and moved away. He pulled some of his bangs into eyesight. They were green. GREEN! Green? He excused himself. A few seconds later, there was a deafening, GIRLY scream. He came back, shaking. "I…I…. I Look like NOAH!!" he whispered. Mokuba gulped and nodded.

"My other self…" Yugi said slowly. "Eh, Kaiba-kun. Look, I'm real sorry." Yami muttered. Bakura and Malik were jabbed in the sides. "We are too, Kaiba-kun." Seto's bottom lip trembled which was really weird because Kaiba-kun is usually so uncaring. "My. My hair. Now I look like mean old Noah! Isis, can I use your phone, I need to go call Shuuichi!" He said dashing off. "Shuuichi?" Joey asked. Mokuba nodded. "Minamino-san and Oniisama have been friends for a long time. I don't quite know where he lives, but he'll know how to get paint out of hair. He knows a lot." "Shuuichi Minamino? THE Shuuichi Minamino?!" Tea squealed. "Yes…." "Red hair? Green eyes? Totally hot?" "Yes. Yes. I guess…" Mokuba trailed off.

Tea sighed dreamily. "Every girls dream hunk." She whispered. "I've seen him once. He's not bad." Ryuujii admitted. Ryou playfully smacked him with a grin. "He's actually a lot like Ryou. Polite, soft, quiet, smart, and damn sexy." Ryuujii said. Tristan pretended to gag when Ryou blushed lightly.

This is the end of this chapter. Sorry it's late but I've been UN motivated.