Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Is A Complete Waste Of Time: A Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas Carol ❯ Christmas: A Complete Waste of Time ( Chapter 1 )

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Christmas is a Complete Waste of Time: A Yugioh Christmas Carol

 

I know that I should be working on my other stories, but I've been in a Christmas-like mood and this story came into an idea from one picture: Pegasus as the Spirit of Christmas Present.  I'm going to focus nearly all of my effort on this story as I hope to get it done before Christmas.

 

 

Chapter 1: Christmas: A Complete Waste of Time

 

It was Christmas time in Domino City, as everyone was getting into the holiday spirit.  From everyone decorating stores and shops with Christmas lights and ornaments, to a small group of carolers singing outside said stores.  Yes, everyone was getting into the Christmas spirit.  Everyone…said for one person:

 

Seto Kaiba fumed as he walked on the snow-covered sidewalks.  His limo had broken down so he was left with little option but to walk home from school, just like any…common person.  His hands dug into the pockets of his Blue Trench Coat as he was annoyed by the constant ringing of bells held by the "Santa's" near the salvation army booths.

 

"Hmph, those idiots probably want me to lend a hand." He mused as, as if on cue, one of them walked up to his direction.

 

"Excuse me Sir, would you like to don-?" He was cut off by a glare from the CEO.

 

"You want me to give a small amount of money to you?" He asked.

 

"Not to me.  But to charity!  For all of those needy children in Domino who've lost their families."

 

"And you want me, Seto Kaiba, to save them from poverty and to make their Christmas a more enjoyable one?"

 

"Yes…if you would be so kind…"

 

Kaiba smirked, "I would, but there's only one small problem: I DON'T BELIEVE IN SUCH SUPERSTICIOUS FAIRYTALES!" He shouted.

 

"But Mr. Kaiba," The Santa pleaded, "Christmas-"

 

"Is a complete waste of time!" Kaiba cut him off. "It's just another excuse for people not to get any work done.  And they expect me to give them Christmas bonuses."

 

"Hey come on Kaiba!" A person walked by.  He had green hair, purple eyes, and, like Kaiba, was wearing the Domino High School Uniform, but with a Blue winter coat.  "Where's your Christmas Spirit?"

 

"Yeah!  And why don't you smile!  I mean it's the season to be jolly after all!" Another one, a blue-haired girl, added.  She was wearing the female Domino High School Uniform with a Blue winter coat over the pink blazer.

 

"You two are idiots if you expect me to believe that an obese man flies on a sleigh with a team of reindeers onto the roof of your house, breaks in by using a chimney, and leaves presents under your tree?  That is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard!  There is no, and I repeat, no such thing as Santa Claus!"  Kaiba then saw a young girl who couldn't be any older then 5, covered from head to toe in pink winter clothes, looking up at him.

 

"There's no Santa Mister?" She asked, both with fear and shock.

 

"No there isn't a Santa!" Kaiba responded, nearly screaming at her just to get the point through her head.  "I don't know what kind of lies your parents are feeding you, but there is no such thing as Santa Claus!"

 

The little girl was almost to tears, "You're lying…" She sniffed as she ran to the older girl.  "Rei, tell him he's lying…"

 

"Don't worry Minako, Kaiba's just being mean." She assured the girl that was apparently was her little sister before turning a glare to the CEO.  "Kaiba, how dare you!"

 

"Yeah!  She's just a kid!" The boy agreed as Kaiba scoffed.

 

"Hmph, the truth hurts!  She needed to learn sooner or later…" Kaiba scoffed as he walked away.

 

At the Turtle Game Shop, Joey and Tristan were decorating the building with Christmas lights as Tea watched to make sure that they didn't hurt themselves…or each other.

 

"A little higher you guys!" She called out as the two, each on a ladder, were taping up the wires to window.

 

"Say what?" Joey protested.

 

"You're kidding, right?" As did Tristan.

 

"Oh come on you big babies!  It's only by an inch!" Tea complained.  Meanwhile, a figure hid behind a building, with a camera ready just incase the two boys fall off.  The hilarity of it was the motivation for this.

 

The two moved up the lights by exactly an inch as they then re-taped the wires.  "If you don't like it this way, tough…" Tristan stated.

 

"Hmm…" Tea pondered, "Just move it to the left a little bit…"

 

"WHAT!?" Joey and Tristan screamed as the brunette girl giggled in response. 

 

"Just kidding!" She chirped as then the door opened as Serenity walked out from the store with a tray of cookies! 

 

"Hey guys, I thought you'd get hungry so I made a batch of my homemade Chocolate-Chip cookies!" She chirped that got the attention of both Joey and Tristan, although for the Brunette, it wasn't just the cookies he were admiring.

 

"Keep yer mind outta the gutta!" Joey warned when he noticed his friend's love-struck look as he elbowed him "back to reality."

 

"Hey, don't be so overprotective of her!" Tristan responded with an elbow of his own which, as typical for those two, to get into a fight, with Joey jumping onto Tristan as a response…

 

"Guys stop!" Tea protest.

 

Serenity added. "You guys are on a-" Her warning was too late as one the two ladders teetered down…

 

"TIMBER!" A female voice from the bushes shouted as Joey and Tristan fell down.  Fortunately for them, the ground was filled with snow, otherwise it would've been much more painful than it was.  Before they hit the ground, a flash came from the bushes.

 

"Rebecca, did you have to take a picture?" Tea protested as the young blonde hopped out from the bushes, with the camera in hand.

 

"I'm sorry guys, but I just couldn't resist!" She giggled as she showed the Brunette and Auburn-haired girls the picture that she now had on memory.

 

"You have to admit Tea, it does look pretty funny!" Serenity giggled as well as Joey and Tristan got up from the fall.

 

"That's cold, Sis…" The blonde boy complained as he then heard a cold-hearted laugh.  A laugh that made Joey's eyes narrowed.

 

"What did you expect when you get a dog and a monkey boy to do a human's work?" Kaiba sneered as he walked by.

 

"Why don't you say it to my face instead of standing over there, Rich Boy?" Joey challenged as Tea and Serenity sighed.

 

"Here we go again…" Both girls said in unison as Tristan tried to hold Joey back.

 

"Lay off man, it's not worth it!" He said.

 

"Listen to your monkey boy over there, Wheeler! Unless you want me to beat you like the whimpering dog that you are!" Kaiba smirked as he walked by.  What he did not see was Joey breaking out of his friend's hold and rushing towards him from behind…

 

"I'LL SHOW YOU WHIMPERING DOG YOU MELLON-HEADED, HORSE-FACED SON OF A BITCH!" He screamed as he gave Kaiba a punch to his blind spot, which knocked him down!   Joey seethed, "How ya like them apples, ya snob!"

 

"Joey that's enough!" Serenity protested not wanting this fight to continue, as she then saw some Christmas lights that was a short distance the ladder, the one ladder that didn't topple over during Joey and Tristan's little scuffle.  'They missed one…must've dropped it while they were putting up the lights…' She thought as she walked over to it and grabbed it.  All the lights had a clear color instead of being multi-colored, unlike the others that were put up.

 

Joey sighed as he walked away. He had to learn how to control his lesson sooner or later…maybe the learning process will work faster, as Kaiba got up and saw the blonde.  The Blonde who dared to attack him from behind.  Nobody attacked Seto Kaiba and gets away with it, let alone him!  The Brunette got back up on his feet, brushed himself off, and ran over to attack his adversary.

 

"Joey, watch out!" Tea and Rebecca both cried as Joey turned around, but it was too late.  Kaiba had grabbed the loins of Joey's jacket and pulled him close.  Now they were nose to nose.

 

"You're going to regret the day that bitch gave birth to you!" He hissed as Joey tried to break free, but when he was just about to release himself from his grip, Kaiba gave him a hard blow to his stomach, knocking the wind out of him as he then tossed him onto the ladder.  "Know your place: beneath me." He sneered as Joey hit the ladder, which cause it to topple over.  Unfortunately…

 

Yugi walked out from the store with a few envelopes that were ready to be mailed.  "One for Mako, one for the Ishtars…" He then saw Joey being tossed into the steel ladder as it was now falling over as his eyes went wide at what else he saw… "SERENITY, WATCH OUT!"

 

"Huh?" Serenity looked at Yugi and then at the ladder that was falling, but it was too late…

 

Yugi dropped the letters as he, Tea, Tristan, and Rebecca rushed towards the fallen girl as Joey started to revive, rubbing his back and head in pain.  It was then that he realized what happened. "Oh no…Serenity!" Joey quickly moved the ladder as he check up on his little sister.  "Serenity…are you ok? Speak to me!" But it was no use.  Serenity was unconscious as her forehead started to bleed.  The crimson liquid ran from her head onto the Ivory snow.

 

"Grandpa!"  Yugi cried as Soloman Moto ran out from his shop.

 

"What's the matter Yugi?" He asked, then gasped at what he saw.  "Serenity!" He rushed over to the group as he saw the damage to the young girl.  "What happened."

 

"That jerk Kaiba tossed Joey onto the ladder, which cause it to hit Serenity!" Tristan glared at the CEO, who just sneered.

 

"If you want to blame anyone, it should be Wheeler!  He's the fool who wanted to pick a fight with me in the first place.  Or better yet, that crybaby of a sister's at fault for even being near a ladder!"

 

"You're the one who started it, so it's your fault Kaiba!" Tea declared.

 

"If you geeks weren't wasting your time on this Christmas, none of this would've happened!" Kaiba stated, before walking away.

 

"Hey, the least you could do is call an ambulance!" Rebecca shouted at Kaiba.

 

"Call your own ambulance…" Kaiba waved it off.  "I don't need to waste anymore time with you geeks!  No need waste any more time with you.  I have a-"

 

"Company to run?" Tea cut him off.  "A girl is seriously hurt and all you want to do is to just leave, Kaiba?"

 

"Why should I care?" He sneered.

 

"It's called bad karma!  What goes around comes around and when it does, you won't get any sympathy!"

 

Kaiba smirked, "I'm sorry, I think you have me confused for someone who actually believes in that karma crap, let alone about what you think."

 

"Let that bastard walk…" Tristan glared. "He'll get what's coming to him…"

 

"Keep believing those fairytales your friend keeps feeding you, Monkey Boy…" Kaiba said his final words before leaving the grounds of the Game Shop.

 

"Kaiba's a real humanitarian…" Tea said within sarcasm.

 

"He's such a real Scrooge…" Tristan added, wanting to kill Kaiba for what has happened.  Joey meanwhile didn't say anything, as the only thing that was on his mind was Serenity's health.  If he didn't have a good reason to hate him before, he sure as hell did now…

 

So that's it for the first chapter.  If ya like it, I'm going to try to get this one up quickly as I want this story done before Christmas.  If you're wondering about my other stories don't worry, I'm working on them, too.  Just not as hard as this one right now.  Go on and review, now!

 

Preview for Next Chapter:

 

"Mr Kaiba Sir?" Roland, one of Kaiba's bodyguards walked in to his office, looking a bit nervous.

 

"What is it Roland…" Kaiba asked, patience thin and all.

 

"Well…umm…Sir.  The other employees and I were just wondering…" He began, a bit intimidated by Kaiba's impatient glare.  Whatever it was, he didn't wanted to be the one to ask him of it.  But unfortunately, Roland was the one who drew the short straw.

 

"About what?"

 

"Well…the others wondered if you would be so kind to, give us the holiday off, as well as-"

 

Kaiba cut him off.  "Let me guess: For Christmas?"

 

Chapter 2: Cancel Christmas At Kaiba Corp. A Visit From Noah!