Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Closing Time ❯ Bad Luck? ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Author's Note: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh so please don't sue me…you wouldn't get much money out of me anyway. And besides, if I did own it, I'd share with you all. ^_^ This story is basically what I came up with in algebra class when I should have been paying attention.

Kaiba: With your grades your damn right you should have.

Steel: Who's asking you? Anyway, warning for slight lemon and yaoi

Kaiba: Nani? I didn't agree to this

Steel: *points to badly foraged signature* Yes you did.

Jounouchi: Hey, what's goin' on here?

Steel: Wouldn't you like to know…anyway, on with the story.

Closing Time

"Gather up your jackets, move it to the exits, I hope you have found a friend. Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end"

-Semisonic, "Closing Time"

"This is another fine mess you got us into Katsuya." Seto Kaiba said as he glared at the blonde boy. "Whaddaya blamin' me for?" Jounouchi snapped as he sat staring at the CEO with his arms crossed, Seto could almost feel the heat emanating from the other boy's eyes. "Why don't you go chase your tail mutt?" Yelled the brunette as he sat on the blue plush chair opposite of Jounouchi, unconsciously mimicking his posture. Earlier that evening, the blonde shocked everyone by going to the library to do research for a report. He accidentally locked himself in a closet and by the time he managed to escape, the library was closed. As for Seto, he wandered into the back room and fell asleep. Needless to say, it was the last time he would stay up two nights straight to fix his virtual dueling machine. So now two people who cannot stand each other are stuck in one place until morning when the library opens.

"Oi, Moneybags, don't cha got a phone wit cha or somethin?" Jounouchi asked the irate CEO. Seto grumbled inaudibly and pulled a small cell phone out of his jacket pocket while the other boy reclined triumphantly in his seat. "Guess ya can't have both money an' brains now can ya?" The brunette took a large book off the shelf behind him and hurled it at Jounouchi who fell backwards off his chair. "Unfortunately Katsuya," Kaiba began, "You possess neither." Kaiba, too preoccupied with his cell phone, did not notice when the other boy got up and lunged at him, sending them both flying across the room.

"Ya want some more?" Jounouchi growled as he looked down at the brunette who was pinned beneath him. "Go to hell!" Seto yelled as he punched him in the mouth and sent him into a bookcase that tipped over from the impact. The blonde picked himself up and decided to let it go as he spit blood on the ground, noting that he was going to have some serious bruises on his back come morning. "Running away with your tail between your legs again, ne make inu?" Seto said with a sneer as Jounouchi's back stiffened. "No," he replied as calmly as he could, "You're just not worth my time." The blonde's words betrayed his feelings. Jounouchi wanted to hit that bastard. Hard. Seto was surprised that the other boy gave up so easily and watched him as he took a pack of cards out of his pocket, "There's more than one way to get a rise out of you Katsuya." He said with a vicious smile. Jounouchi's eyebrows shot up, but then mentally chided himself. There is no way he meant that the way it sounded, The blonde thought, unless he thinks that I think that he thinks he is just messing with my mind. I think.

"Way to go puppy, you broke my phone. Now we're stuck here until someone gets us out." Jounouchi looked thoughtfully at his game of solitaire and the wheels in Kaiba's head began to turn-he had an idea. The CEO walked over to the blonde and gave him a look that Jounouchi thought similar to the look a hungry lion would give a fat, three legged, baby zebra. "Whaddaya want moneybags?" The blonde snapped defensively. "We'll be here all night." Seto began in a tone that startled Jounouchi. Hell, it downright scared him. "What do you say to a few rounds of strip poker?" The blonde froze with the CEO's face inches away from his own. If it weren't for his heat pounding uncontrollably, Jounouchi would have thought he was dead. "Bring it on Kaiba."

The blonde shuffled the cards, desperately trying not to let the other boy see how bad his hands were shaking. Just because he was playing this with a very good looking young man who he DEFINITELY is NOT physically attracted to does not mean he had to be so uptight. And Jounouchi thought if he kept saying that enough, he might actually start believe it. This is one game moneybags ain't ever gonna beat me at, the blonde thought as he delt the fist hand. About twenty minutes later, Seto was still wearing his t-shirt and pants while Jounouchi was in a pair of black boxers with flaming hearts.

The blonde didn't lie, he was very good at poker. However he forgot to take Murphy's Law into account…a law that states that everything bad in a given situation will occur. Seto smirked as his eyes traveled down the other boy's body, noticing Jounouchi fidget under the intense gaze of the CEO's blue eyes. I think I found a way to make this night more interesting…Seto thought as he looked at the cards in his hand. "Read `em an weep Kaiba, a royal flush!" The blonde cried as he threw his cards down, "Take off da shirt." The brunette reluctantly obeyed as he threw his shirt in the pile with his jacket, now it was Jounouchi's turn to stare. Aww man, I would love to run my hands along that chest…if I'm anything like da dog he calls me, maybe I should take my tongue an… The blonde's thoughts became lost as Kaiba grabbed his shoulders and pushed him to the ground.

"So, I take it you like what you see." Kaiba asked as a very shocked Jounouchi could only nod dumbly. "Ka-Kaiba? Whaddaya think yer doing?" The blonde asked in an effort to sound angry, but his quavering voice lacked conviction. The CEO's forehead pressed against the other boy as he smiled maliciously. "I thought that was something you would have figured out by now." Kaiba said, "Tell you what, I'll give you a hint…"

Jounouchi's eyes went wide as he felt the brunette's lips on his, groaning slightly in spite of himself and closed his eyes. The CEO pulled away with that same damn Cheshire cat grin on his face. "Did puppy like that?" He purred into Jounouchi's ear, causing the other boy to shudder as Kaiba brushed blonde strands of hair from his face. "Very much." Jounouchi replied between gasps for air. He wasn't sure what had gotten into Kaiba, and he wasn't sure that he minded either.

*Insert Jounouchi/Kaiba yaoi scene of choice here*

Later that night, Jounouchi nuzzled his head into Kaiba's neck. "Kaiba?" The blonde said tentatively as the brunette cracked an eye open. "Hai koibito?" Jounouchi smiled at how Kaiba referred to him. It sure beat puppy, dog, and mutt. "Thanks." He said finally as the CEO pulled the other boy closer and closed his eyes. "Aishiteru." Jounouchi's honey colored eyes snapped open, unsure of whether he had heard correctly. "Did you just say that you…" The blonde boy trailed off perplexed, unsure of whether he had heard Kaiba correctly. "Yes I did." The CEO said softly as he kissed Jounouchi's forehead, not regretting his words, or actions for that matter, for an instant. (Author's note: Need…insulin…shot…) This just seems too good to be true, Jounouchi thought as he closed his eyes. "I love ya too." Who would have ever figured I would be saying that?

"Jounouchi! Kaiba-kun!" A female voice cut through the silence, but the two were already asleep. "Where are…" The voice stopped abruptly as she saw the two cuddled next to each other, sleeping peacefully as Kaiba's jacket covered them. Aww…they look so cute, Anzu thought with a smile that left a few seconds after it arrived, "Wait a minute. Did Jou and Kaiba…" The girl burst into laughter as she completed her sentence mentally. "Anzu, what's wrong?" Yuugi ran up to where his friend was standing and froze, "Jounouchi?" The spikey haired duelist said as he gently nudged his friend, waking them both up. "Yaahh!" Jounouchi and Kaiba yelled in unison as they jumped away from each other and stood up, which was a very unwise decision considering their state of undress.

Yuugi and Anzu both turned away and muffled laughter as their two friends blushed profusely and quickly put on their clothes. "We came here *chuckle* to get you guys *snicker* because we thought you'd kill each other." Yuugi said after the two were fully clothed. "I guess *giggle* we were wrong." Anzu added as Kaiba regained his Mask of Indifferenceâ"¢ "Later puppy." He said as he walked out of the building like nothing ever happened, and once satisfied they would not get the whole story out of Jounouchi, they left also. The blonde couldn't help a pang of sadness as he walked behind his two friends, feeling a little disappointed. I guess he really doesn't love me, Jounouchi thought glumly as he jammed his fists into the pocket of his green jacket, feeling a piece of paper graze against his hand. The blonde boy unfolded it and read the neat writing,

Jounouchi,

Sorry I had to leave so soon, I promise I will make it up to you tomorrow.

Love, Seto

Jounouchi looked confused for a few minutes. Wait a minute, I never saw him put anything in my jacket, he thought as Yuugi turned toward him, "You alright Jou?" The blonde smiled as he put the paper back into his pocket, "Never better Yuug." A thought suddenly came to him. Ya know, I wouldn't be surprised if da bastard planned this da whole time. Somewhere in the depths of Kaiba Corp, Seto smiled.

I want to know what you think so please review! This was originally written as a one-shot, but if I get enough reviews I'll add another part onto it. Oh yea, BTW if anyone wants to write a lemon scene to put in here, e-mail me at viking_otaku@yahoo.com

I'll give you credit seeing as how I'm not too good at writing those kind of things. ^_^ Ja ne!