Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cold and Lonely ❯ 8 ( Chapter 9 )

LD: Hi again. Sorry 'bout the wait, but I'm a big, fat lazy bum when it comes to typing these things up. ::sigh::

Bakura: I love you.

LD: O.o?

Yugi: I think he's talking about the various titles you have him calling my Yami in the last chapter.

LD: Oh…...…..: :disappointed::

Yami: What was up with that? And why do I have to be the bastard?

LD: Currently, I'm not too fond of you. And you're the bastard…………… just cause.

Marik: Your reasons astound me and leave me in awe. ::the wave of sarcasm drenches LD::

LD: Anyway…… ::wipes off sarcasm with a towel:: Several people actually where wondering what Yugi and Bakura are going to do to give Ole' Spikehead heart failure.

Yugi: HEY!

LD: Oh, sorry Yugi……… ::points, and Yugi's hair is suddenly in a braid:: I've always liked that style better………=^.^=

All: DUO BRAID! :-)

Ryou: So we were talking about scarring Yami……….?

LD: yEssssss………Muahahahahahaha!

All: -_-()

LD: So, in your opinion, what could Yugi and Bakura do to freak Yam-eee?

Marik, Bakura and Yugi: HOT, PASSIONATE MONKEY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

LD: Come ON! I meant at the mall!

Marik, Bakura and Yugi: HOT, PASSIONATE MONKEY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: ::twitches:: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not my innocent hikari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::falls over unconscious, but still spasming::

Bakura: He STILL thinks you're an innocent?!

Yugi: I'm guessing brain damage. Knocked him out really well though…………

LD: Um……….that was easier than hitting him with a mallet. So, yeah then…………………

Marik: Hot passionate monkey love? Pweese?

LD: Maybe later. Huh…………..I wonder what percentage of my readers actually review. And I wonder what percentage of my reviewers don't mind the possible eventual Yaoi……… Bakura+Yugi 4EVR!!!!!!

Yugi: ::blushes crimson::

Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik: ::running across the stage, away from his blonde pursuer:: LDdoesn'townYuGiOhoranyofit'saffiliatedeverything!! PLEASESAVEME!!!!!!!!!!

LK: Come back, oh my boy-toy!

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Chapter Eight: Enter the Over-Used Plot Quirk!

"Kaiba, I honestly have no clue where your dragons could have disappeared to! Now, what did you say they'd been replaced with?"

"FAIRY Dragons."

"Fai…….What kind of freak does a thing like that?!"

"A sadistic one, most likely."

"S'not even hard to woop on ya anymore Kaiba."

"What a lucky break for YOU, dog-boy."

"Why, I'm gonna……."

"Hey, look! Speaking of sadistic freaks………."

Everyone's gazes followed Honda's pointing finger. Several sets of eyes narrowed at the unwelcome sight of the white-haired teen swiftly approaching their table wearing a slightly vicious smirk.

"Wonder what HE wants……."

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" Okay Yugi. This whole plot depends on how exuberantly, SICKENINGLY affectionate we can be. But especially how affectionate YOU can be, seeing as how any loving action from me will have then deeply disturbed within a few seconds."

"No worries. On demand, I can be very…….hmmm……. well, for lack of a better term, 'vigorously clingy'. Don't worry about my part in it, you just be ready, and brace yourself."

"I'll irritate them for a bit, then you do your thing."

"Good as done."

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What do YOU want, Bakura?" Somehow, Yami managed to make the ex-thief's name sound like the vilest insult. Bakura figured it was an skill nobles had to learn at a young age. 'Hmmm………Snob-hood 101.' The pale Egyptian had to fight to keep a straight face (well, at least his expression of mild mocking) at this, for the urge to giggle was nearly overwhelming. He fought it down and won, though.

"What?! Are you saying that I'm not allowed to go to the mall? I haven't pissed anyone important off recently."

"I'm for bettin' he jus' followed us ta harass us!" Saying this, Jou leapt to his feet and shoved an accusing finger in the accusee's face. The digit was quickly removed when Bakura growled and made as if to bite the finger off.

"Honestly, I don't have that much time to waste on you lot." He met each pair of eyes in turn; Jou, Honda, Anzu, Mai, Yami, Kaiba……and Ryou.

"But, just so the suspense doesn't tear you apart, I was waiting to meet someone."

"Why the hell did you come over here then?!"

"For a moment I thought that he was over here, sitting with you, but then I realized he has better taste than that. Unfortunately, this conversation had already started."

"Why would we even want someone you hang around with even near…………….."

"BAKURA!" At the sound of his name, Bakura's face spread into a fiendish grin as he turned around, halfway for the sake of the rapidly nearing duelist, but mostly because of the strangled sounds of shock coming from the table behind him.

The only problem was, not even he knew what his young friend was going to do in reply to a request for a caring greeting.

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Yugi had only a split second to take in the disbelieving and downright horrified expressions on the faces of his ex-friends before he launched himself into Bakura's arms and snogged the hell out of him.

Several minutes (spent doing an impressive job of trying to suck each other's faces off, for Bakura had quickly gotten the idea) later, Yugi slid to the ground and wrapped an arm around his somewhat bemused companion's waist, before waving happily at the gaping group.

"Hi guys! I gotta go get my Kura here into a pair of leather pants. I'm probably going to have to 'help' him, so we'd better go! Bye!" With a lecherous wink, Yugi dragged the unresisting Bakura away and out of sight.

"What was…….."

"Wait!" Yugi clapped a hand over his friend's mouth.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!" Yami's shout was heard clearly, as was the confused babble that followed his outburst. Bakura tried to continue on, now stifling his laughter, But Yugi grabbed him and yanked him down beside a garbage can.

Apparently just in time, because the crew they'd just freaked out stormed past, lead by a livid Yami who seemed to be muttering things involving heinous murder. They seemed to be hunting. Three guesses who.

Once they where safely out of ear-shot, Yugi surrendered to a spate of hysterical giggles, leaving Bakura to wait patiently until the younger teen regained control of himself.

"Well, what was that about?"

"Hey! I was going for a reaction!"

"That," Bakura said solemnly, pointing in the direction Yami and co. had gone, "was one HELL of a reaction. I must commend you."

"Thanks! I figured that would do the trick like no other thing would."

"Heyyyyy……." A slight smile crossed Bakura's face, "How do you feel about pestering security after we get done shopping?"

"Sounds like fun! I've always hated the Rent-A-Cops here………they deserve a little bit of harassment!" Bakura offered the rising Yugi a hand. Taking the offered assistance, the two were sauntering along the crowed storefronts within moments.

As they walked, Bakura dropped an arm around his spiky-haired roommate's shoulders. Looking up at the pale Egyptian, Yugi blinked in curiosity.

Leaning close to Yugi's ear, Bakura smirked and whispered, "You know………you're a damn good kisser."

Yugi flushed a brilliant shade of red.

And Bakura's cell-phone rang.

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LD: Tah-dah!

Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LD: ::traps the rabid Yami in an energy cage:: Yikes…….that was an unexpected rea………HEY! YOU TWO! QUIT PROVOKING HIM!

Bakura: ::pulls Yugi into his lap and cuddles him:: You know you like us like this………..

Yugi: ::wraps his arms around Bakura's neck and……..'cuddles' him too::

LD: ::twitches::

Yami: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GET THE HENTAI AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LD: ::mutes Yami and starts drooling::

Marik: ::drools as well::

Ryou: Um, yes. Seeing as how I'm the only one here who isn't occupied, on behalf of Lady Darkmoon, I'd like to thank everyone who has reviewed her story thus far, but there are too many names at this point to list them off right now. So starting next chapter, acknowledgements to reviewers will be included. ::scowls:: That is, if she gets off her LAZY ASS AND WRITES THE NEXT CHAPTER!

LD: ::completely absorbed in watching Yugi and Bakura 'snuggle', thus completely ignores him::

Ryou: For the love of………Bye!