Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cold Life ❯ Chapter 02~Joey's POV ( Chapter 2 )

Cold Life

Hello, here is chapter 2 by moi, so don't be surprised if it sucks, ne? It's in Joey's POV btw, but since no one reads this, I'll write it at the beginning of the chapter.

PIKACHARA: We still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but someday we will! Mwahahahahahaaa!

Um... Yeah... Sure... Whatever.

HYPER HEERO: Pikachara! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! :: glomps Pikachara ::

PIKACHARA: Get off me baka, I'm not done yet. Our dearest friend :: cough cough :: lemonaddict doesn't own Frost either, the kawaii lil dude is aaaaaaaaaall Leira's. Off, I say off baka!

Anyways, on with da chapter...

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Joey's POV:

I think I'll always remember that day. It's the day where we met a new card, and pretty cute too. But not as much as my Yugi. I might as well tell you about it since Yugi's not about to drive my libido insane...

<~Flashback~>

It all started pretty normally. The day, I mean. I overslept, skipped breakfast, couldn't find my stupid uniform or any clean underwear, went to school, got there late, got lectured by the principal, went to classes, saw Yugi, had dirty thoughts about him, got bored, fell asleep numerous times, got yelled at by the teachers, received extra homework, messed up Téa's makeup, made out with Yugi on a bench, got called a fag by younger kids, beat up the younger kids that called me a fag, kissed Yugi some more, made fun of Mai, messed up her makeup too, went back to classes, tried to ignore the raging hard-on Yugi was giving me because he was bored, excused myself to the bathroom saying I wasn't feeling well, jerked off, went back to boring class, fell asleep, got lectured and spent time with my friends. Now, what wasn't normal is that usually I walk Yugi back to the Game Shop. Today, I had an even better reason, he was coming over for a sleepover since my old man was out of town. Not that much sleeping would be involved, we both agreed on that. We've already slept together once, and it felt so good, but it's been a while, and Yugi wants it, and hey, anything for Yugi. Oh yeah, I was telling you something wasn't I. Oh yes, I remember now. So anyway, I was looking forward to the sleep-over and I started day dreaming and the teacher didn't like that. No reason to keep me after class though, right? Nooooo, stupid teacher, had to keep me after school...

Soon after being yelled at for day dreaming, the teacher started her lesson again, and I received a note from Yugi, who was sitting beside me. He said he was sorry that I got yelled at, and that he would wait for me at the Game Shop, after all, he had left his bag with his stuff for the sleepover there and that I had better hurry, cause he wanted to spend some time with me, and only me. He's so sweet, I love him so much!

I think I'll skip forward to when I arrived at the Game Shop, cause hey, what the teacher told me (yelled is more appropriate) is strictly between her and me, and no, it wasn't a kinky sex talk, I only do that with Yugi, over the phone when he knows Yami won't interrupt him and that my old man won't interrupt me. Ahem. Anyway, Yami and Yugi seemed to be concentrating on something, and Yami was muttering to himself. Poor guy, I always knew he was mad! No matter, now is not the time to break habits. I walked up to Yugi, wrapping my arms around him.

"Hey, Yugi! Yami! What are you guys doing?" I asked.

"Yami was showing me this really weird card he found." my little Yugi said.

"Weird? What's so weird?" I asked.

Yami showed me the card, and it seemed pretty interesting, only it had no defense or attack points. Weird...

"Hmm, Frost; Magician of the Night. What does that mean?" I wondered aloud, handing Yami back his card.

"I don't know... I've never encountered such a card. I've been wondering about it all afternoon... Joey?" Yami asked suddenly.

"Yeah?"

"Do you have your deck with you?" He asked.

"Yes. Why?" I wondered. I stood up straight, reluctantly letting go of Yugi to fish out my deck.

"Would you mind dueling against me? I really need to test out this card." Yami pleaded.

"Sure. Right here?" I asked.

"Here is fine. Let's go into the house though. Would you mind closing the shop, Yugi?" Yami asked my Yugi.

"No problem. I'll meet you guys out there." Yugi said.

He went to the shop entrance and began locking up while we headed into the back to set up the match.

Ten minutes passed and we finally set up the match, ready to duel.

Here I came, the best duelist in the world! No one stood a chance against me!

Needless to say that I was beaten. But the weird thing is that the card's defense points appeared only when my Flame Swordsman attacked him. And since it was 3800, I kinda lost... Yugi is so cute when he whines! I asked for a rematch, which is only fair cause I didn't know its defense points. And guess what, I got my Red Eyes Black Dragon first go this time. He didn't last long either... The card's attack points were 4000... So, um, yeah, beaten again...

But this time, a figure emerged from the card, as if we were in an arena... But we weren't, so it was weird.

Finally, a human form appeared, fuzzy at first, but soon I could make out the outline of its limbs. It hovered in the air, its knees tucked against its chest with its arms around them. It stretched itself out and gradually lowered itself to the ground. The light disappeared, and a human stood there. A funny looking human because he was dressed in what looked to be like a jester's outfit. It was black and white, as was most of him. Its hair was black with silver tips and its left eye was whitish silver while the other a deep pitch black. It stood there for a few minutes, blinking at them and the room around it, then bowed. It spoke in a soothing and seductive voice, one which I think was natural, and introduced itself.

"Greetings, I am Frost; Magician of the Night."

I could only gape at it. This certainly falls under the weird category.

Suddenly, Yugi jumped up and ran to the phone, apparently calling the gang.

Oh no! He called Mai and Téa. How could he? Téa was going to be mad at me, I mean, to mess up her make up, I had to spill my lunch on her head. She was wearing white, and today there was spaghetti, you get the picture, don't you?

I must say, this person, I guess, was quite innocent looking, it simply stared at us blinking, looking confused. What was it thinking about? If it was about my Yugi, he was in serious trouble. No one thought about my Yugi without me killing them.

"Uh... are you really a card?" I asked.

"That was where I came from, was it not? You summoned me, did you not?" it asked. What was it high on? No one spoke like that, even Yami didn't anymore! Well, almost not anymore.

Before Yami could answer it, there was a knock, and before Yami could go open it, Malik, his Yami came in arguing about who should carry poor Ryou. Ah, the problems of being in a threesome... They were followed by Bakura. That guy, even though I don't 1OO% trust him, is pretty cool, I love the way he talks to dearest Pharaoh-chan. God that nickname still gets to me. It's better than the one I accidentally gave him while talking to Yugi on the net. It was typo, it happens! I swear I didn't mean to call him Yamo! He still wants to kill me for that...

"What was the big emergency, Yugi?" Bakura asked, probably because Malik and his Yami were still fighting about who should hold Ryou... Poor guy, I'd hate to be him.

"Who are they?" Frost asked, pointing at them while looking at Yami questioningly. Why? I mean, I look much better than Yami. Maybe cause Frost realized that Yami is supposed to be his master. Chains... Bondage... Wonderful little hentai thought went through my mind then, all of them involving Yugi...

"Friends of ours. Did you call Seto, Yugi?" Yami asked, changing the subject.

"No! I completely forgot!" Yugi said, slapping his forehead. I know one place I'd like to slap!

"It's alright; I'll go do it myself."

Heh, I guess he needs to talk to Seto alone. Phone sex. No, I'll never let Yami live that down as long as telephones exist.

Yami started to walk out of the room. The card followed him. Cute! I knew Yugi was melting. He had this thing for cute objects. I guess Yami sorta noticed, he paused on his way to the door. So did the card. Yami walked some more, and the card followed. Cute, but not as much as Yugi.

"Stop following me." Yami said. Hey! That was no way to talk to such a cute card! Does Yami have no compassion whatsoever?

"Why are you stopping? Is this where we're going?" Frost asked.

"Listen, will you..." Yami started to yell. Jeez, someone here is approaching the wrong time of the month...

Luckily, my little Yugi interrupted that cold-hearted bastard before he could hurt poor Frost.

"Why don't you stay with us, he'll be right back." he said sweetly.

There it goes again, looking at my Yugi, well at him and Yami. But no one checks out my Yugi without facing the consequences.

Frost decided to stay with us, sitting on the floor. I think Malik and Yami Malik noticed him, cause they left Ryou alone, because the darkest of the three went over to Frost and sat down facing him, obviously studying him. Frost did the same, and Yugi was having a hard time trying to stifle his laughter, but that didn't last long, and he burst out laughing. I think he frightened Frost, because he went to hide behind the couch. This annoyed Malik's Yami greatly, he glared at Yugi before going over to try to coax Frost out of hiding.

Yugi calmed his laughter, apologizing, but it didn't change anything. Poor guy, I could tell he was tired, so I carried him over to the comfy armchair, and I pulled him onto my lap. So cute, my Yugi. He'd better rest well, because I had been trying hard not to pounce him here and there, but once we got to my place, I was going to jump him. I couldn't resist him. Yami Malik returned beside Malik and Ryou because Frost was ignoring him.

I don't really remember much after then.

Later on, when everyone had returned home and Yugi had said goodnight to Yami, we walked to my place, holding hands in a comfortable silence. As we entered my apartment complex, Yugi talked.

"I like Frost, Joey, isn't he cute?" he asked me.

"I guess so, but no one is cuter than you Yugi." I said.

Yugi blushed, have I ever told you how cute he is when he does? Because he is. I smiled and picked him up, carrying him up to my place.

Soon we reached my door. I had to put Yugi down to find my key, but don't think I liked it. While I fumbled through my pockets, Yugi suddenly transformed into his demon self, totally evil and incredibly irresistible. He licked his fingers, as if he had some food on them, and slowly, ever so slowly slid them in and out of his mouth. This, of course, made it very hard (no pun intended) for me to concentrate on finding my key. As if him just being there didn't make things hard for me...

Eventually I managed to find my keys, no thanks to a raging hard-on that Yugi gave me, and I opened the door. Yugi walked in, not even looking at me. I gawked at him for a while, until he asked me what I was staring at. Only then did I enter, making sure that I closed and locked the door behind me.

Yugi came up to me.

"Finally alone..." he said seductively, starting a night of passion, our second.

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Toldja it was sucky... Leira writes so much better than I do. What didja think? Is it really sucky, or is it even worse than that? Please review, and do not despair, next chapter is Leira's.