Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Comedy Crash ❯ Samara bashing ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Crazydude 
ALOT of samara bashing and tons of stupidity...oh and alot of cursing involved also
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.30.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 661 | Visits: 320 | Status: Completed
ALOT of samara bashing and tons of stupidity...oh and alot of cursing involved also
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.30.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 661 | Visits: 320 | Status: Completed
Crazydude: Welcome to my fic!!! You've been warned!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's not even funny....
It is for me bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Just start the damn story.
grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Story begins
YAAAAAY!!!!!! Goldfish!!!!! I win!!!!!! *jumps in the river to get a fish*
Wait! Yugi!!!!
Bakura: Just forget that little short ass.
Hey that's not nice!!!! You have to say a little short ass!
Bakura: *rolls his eyes* whatever......
Look!!! I have a fish in my pants!!! Wanna see?
NO!!!!! *covers his eyes* Please don't show us!!!! Have mercy!!!
Bakura: Heh I'd like to see...
OK! *begins to unzip his pants*
Bakura: Wait you fucked child!!!!!!! I was joking!!!!!
Then all of a sudden a well apears and Samara comes out
Yugi: Yaaaaay!!!!! It's Santa Claus!!!!!
Bitch, I am not Santa!
I think she's my t.v repair man....
Bakura: She's a woman!!!!!!!!....................I think........
Maybe she's like Ranma 1/2!!!!!!
Bakura: You know whats wrong with that theory of yours Yugi?
What then?
Bakura: HER FUK'N HAIR IS COVERING HER FACE!!!!!!!
WHEEEE!!!! I FOUND CHEESE!!!!
You fools I am here to kill you all!!! My name is Samara!!!
See! I told you she was Santa!!!!
Wait is it 5:00 'o clock??? Yes it is!!!! *does his 5:00' o clock dance*
Bakura: *watches* what the fuk?
Samara will you marry me?
Hell no!!!!
Yaaaay!!! The she'll marry me!!!
No I will not!!!!!
*begins to cry*
Don't worry Yugi I'll marry you!!!! (yeh I know a little over board well too bad)
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Bakura:.................you are all such assholes
Thanks!!
That's it!!!! I had enough!!!!!! I quit! Plus I always wanted to be a chef....
0.o......
Bakura: Wait!!!!!! Samara we should get married!!!!! We're both dead bitches who love to kill!!!!!!
That's it!!!! I HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're mean!!!!
Yeah!!!! you're not invited to our wedding!!!!!!
AAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU ALL ARE SUCH FUKS!!!!!!! *jumps in her well*
Bakura: WAIT!!!! I LOVE U!!!!! MARRY ME BITCH!!!! *jumps in after her*
the well..
What r u DOING HERE??????
Bakura: Didn't I just tell you that I love you bitch!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *runs out of the well*
Hey look it's Santa!!!!
No it's my t.v repair man!!!!
That's it!!! You're fuk'n going down my well!
Wheeeee!!!! Do we go on a ride!!!
NO!
I wanna go on the roller coaster!!!
Bitch!!!! We're not going there!!!!
Then the tilt-o-wheel?
Roller Coaster?
Ferris Wheel?
Roller Caoster?
We're not goin to an amusement park!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you didn't know my other guess!
is?
Roller Coaster!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHH! FUK!!! *jumps back in her well*
Bakura: Hey babe
That's it!!! I'm calling my lawyer!!!
Yeah that was short but the next chapter will be a bit longer...
YOU!!!!
*scared* what did I do?????
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!! I'LL KILL U!!!!!
*turns samara into an underwear* yup gotta love the author's power!!!!
There's my underwear!!!! *runs away with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Call the ambulance!!!!!!
Why?
I got a splinter!!!!!! *runs around crying*
Well uh bye....Yugi shut up....
That's not even funny....
It is for me bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Just start the damn story.
grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Story begins
YAAAAAY!!!!!! Goldfish!!!!! I win!!!!!! *jumps in the river to get a fish*
Wait! Yugi!!!!
Bakura: Just forget that little short ass.
Hey that's not nice!!!! You have to say a little short ass!
Bakura: *rolls his eyes* whatever......
Look!!! I have a fish in my pants!!! Wanna see?
NO!!!!! *covers his eyes* Please don't show us!!!! Have mercy!!!
Bakura: Heh I'd like to see...
OK! *begins to unzip his pants*
Bakura: Wait you fucked child!!!!!!! I was joking!!!!!
Then all of a sudden a well apears and Samara comes out
Yugi: Yaaaaay!!!!! It's Santa Claus!!!!!
Bitch, I am not Santa!
I think she's my t.v repair man....
Bakura: She's a woman!!!!!!!!....................I think........
Maybe she's like Ranma 1/2!!!!!!
Bakura: You know whats wrong with that theory of yours Yugi?
What then?
Bakura: HER FUK'N HAIR IS COVERING HER FACE!!!!!!!
WHEEEE!!!! I FOUND CHEESE!!!!
You fools I am here to kill you all!!! My name is Samara!!!
See! I told you she was Santa!!!!
Wait is it 5:00 'o clock??? Yes it is!!!! *does his 5:00' o clock dance*
Bakura: *watches* what the fuk?
Samara will you marry me?
Hell no!!!!
Yaaaay!!! The she'll marry me!!!
No I will not!!!!!
*begins to cry*
Don't worry Yugi I'll marry you!!!! (yeh I know a little over board well too bad)
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Bakura:.................you are all such assholes
Thanks!!
That's it!!!! I had enough!!!!!! I quit! Plus I always wanted to be a chef....
0.o......
Bakura: Wait!!!!!! Samara we should get married!!!!! We're both dead bitches who love to kill!!!!!!
That's it!!!! I HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're mean!!!!
Yeah!!!! you're not invited to our wedding!!!!!!
AAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU ALL ARE SUCH FUKS!!!!!!! *jumps in her well*
Bakura: WAIT!!!! I LOVE U!!!!! MARRY ME BITCH!!!! *jumps in after her*
the well..
What r u DOING HERE??????
Bakura: Didn't I just tell you that I love you bitch!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *runs out of the well*
Hey look it's Santa!!!!
No it's my t.v repair man!!!!
That's it!!! You're fuk'n going down my well!
Wheeeee!!!! Do we go on a ride!!!
NO!
I wanna go on the roller coaster!!!
Bitch!!!! We're not going there!!!!
Then the tilt-o-wheel?
Roller Coaster?
Ferris Wheel?
Roller Caoster?
We're not goin to an amusement park!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you didn't know my other guess!
is?
Roller Coaster!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHH! FUK!!! *jumps back in her well*
Bakura: Hey babe
That's it!!! I'm calling my lawyer!!!
Yeah that was short but the next chapter will be a bit longer...
YOU!!!!
*scared* what did I do?????
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!! I'LL KILL U!!!!!
*turns samara into an underwear* yup gotta love the author's power!!!!
There's my underwear!!!! *runs away with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Call the ambulance!!!!!!
Why?
I got a splinter!!!!!! *runs around crying*
Well uh bye....Yugi shut up....