Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Little Thing Called Love ❯ Jou and Dia go Shopping! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: Okay, I know for the last two chapters, I never stated one, sorry, I don't own!

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update, just, my computer was being an ass and I had sooo much homework, but, yay! Update! But, last weekend, the Victoria Day weekend for us Canadians, is the weekend of the 24th, I was in Toronto for AnimeNorth con! Fweee!

It was sooo much fun! And I blew like $200 but, hell it was worth it! I found a yaoi commisioner and I asked her to draw me a few pictures, twenty bucks each, I got four, so, $80 gone, but, I got a Inu/Miroku one, an Yugi/Yami one, a Seto/Jou one and a Yugi/Yami with Dark Magician/Celtic Guardian background and since I spent over fifty bucks I got one free! A Seto/Jou with a Blue Eyes/Red Eyes background, sorry, but, they will not be scanned, sadly because I DON'T HAVE A SCANNER! But, I ran into some friends, I bought four issuse of FAKE, all I'm saying addictivvvveeeeee! Wow, then some pocky and pins and posters and a few wall scrolls, then, after standing in line for 2 1/2 hours I got Richard Cox(InuYasha) Moneca Stori(Kagome) David Kaye(Sesshoumaru) Brian Drummand(Vegeta) and some other dudes autographs, now, you're asking yourself, Mina, was the blinding foot pain, clausterphobic anxiety attacks, getting shoved, stepped on and tripped over really worth those stupid signatures in a book by people you idolize who don't remember your name and don't really care about you..... well...

DAMN STRAIGHT IT WAS WORTH EVERY AGONIZING SECOND! wanna know why?????

CAUSE I HAVE THEIR AUTOGRAPHS, SAYING REALLY SWEET THINGS TO ME AND DO YOU....

NO! Well, maybe you do, so, fwee!

Wow, well, that's my shameless blog and exerpt of happiness! :D

WARNING: mentions of child abuse and gay bashing in the chapter!

See ya at the bottom

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Jou walked through the mall, chatting with his aunt as they headed towards

their main store, Dia faced the blonde, "three months, what'd he do?" Jou faced

his aunt and sighed,

"got drunk, I came home, started yelling at me, called me usless, smashed me a few good ones in the ribs, cracked me across the jaw and sprained my wrist, then passed out." She gave him a hug and he smiled and entered the store, the person behind the cash looked over,

"Jou, Dia, nice to see you, Jou dear, not eating much, so, what brings you two here?" Dia grinned,

"not much George, my chibi ichi needs some clothes." Jou rolled his eyes and the woman walked up to him,

"he's glowing, who's the new boyfriend, do I know him?"

Honey eyes plastered on the floor and Jou toed the ground, "maybe." She chuckled,

"two days, maybe a little more, hmm, by guess, really attractive and well off, how my doing?" Dia sat on a sofa,

"keep going." The green haired woman looked him up and down,

"knew him, taller, maybe about four inches, a....black haired boy?" Jou shook his head,

"hmm, darker haired, of course, a tall, dark and handsome, old fashioned, but doesn't show it, hmm, tough one, give me a clue here Dia." The aburn haired woman chuckled,

"computer software." George gasped,

"Seto Kaiba!" She grinned, then hugged her friend, Jou muttered something, she laughed and ruffled his hair, "I told you he liked you, I knew his mocking of you was his form of complements, oh, I'm good!"

She looked him up and down, he had a shy smile and a cute blush stained his cheeks, he placed his hands in his back pockets, "okay, when's the first date?" Jou's smile brightened,

"four days." She nodded,

"what's happening, dinner, movie, park?" Jou sighed,

"picking me up at 7, going to the museum, then walking in the park and looking at the winter exibits."

She nodded,

"okay, so, no dinner, good, walking so we want comfort in the shoes and pants, museum for what?" Jou's brow furrowed,

"uhh, an exibit on history, like Samurai and battles and stuff and also I think art." She smiled,

"okay, so we want casual, classy, own style with a bit of history, not too much in the shirt area, mostly pants, hmm, okay, let me see, you still the same sizes?"

She shook her head, "of course you are, okay, so, let's go with sexy, classy, but Jou." She locked the door, "how many outfits Dia?"

"As many as you want, but two's our father limit." A nod,

"good, okay, let's see." She walked into a back room and Jou leaned against a counter,

"Dia." She looked up,

"yes hun?"

"What'cha ya think he'd do if he found out?" Her pale green eyes glanced down,

"I don't want to think about it, he still has connections with his people." George walked into the room, a pair of pants slung over her shoulder and two or three shirts draped over her arm,

"okay down to boxers." She shut the curtians to the mall and with an eye roll Jou stripped to his boxers and she tossed him the pants, "put those on."

Jou pulled on the jeans and did them up, he frowned, "hip-huggers?"

"Yeah, they look so nice on you, plus, I love the flared hems, don't they just pop?" Dia nodded and stood,

"yes, but he will be in public and with Kaiba, don't you think that creates a problem, with, people?" A phone was thrust a Jou,

"phone him." Jou quickly dialed a number and hopped onto the counter and crossed his legs,

"hey Mokuba, is Seto there?" Jou nodded, "at work, can I get the number, will that put me through, okay, I see, mmm-hmm, thanks." He hung up and then dialed a number, he rolled his eyes, "yes, may I speak to Mr. Kaiba please?" He ground his teeth, "just tell him it's Katsuya Jounouchi." A pause, "hey, did I disturb you?"

George faced Dia, "he's so kawaii." Jou nodded,

"okay, no, no, yes, well you see, I told you I was going shopping, okay, right, yes I'm at the mall, wait, what?" He frowned, "a sweater, for...Mokuba, what size, medium, in children or teen, teen, okay, anything but purple and orange, okay, sure, I'm at friend's store, yeah, she knows." He smirked, "no, she's giving me clothes." He laughed, "okay to the point, we're going to the musuem, right, we eating there, no, okay, you have a problem with public openness?" He paused and glanced at his nails,

"I would not do that, no I wouldn't, okay, see with the clothes-" He stopped, "doesn't matter what I wear, as long as I'm comfy, so, I could wear, let's say, jeans and a see through shirt."

Jou ran a hand through his hair, "what if I dyed my hair, like a durastic colour, like, red?" Jou bit his lip to keep from laughing, "no, I didn't, so, not the hair, leave the hair, okay, busy tomorrow?" A long pause, "a meeting, ugh, how can you do it?" He smiled, "you do get paid." He fell off the counter, "I'm sorry, how much?!" He stood, his mouth hanging open, "I knew you were rich but holy crap, 12.5 billion yen!" He grinned, "you can buy me pretty things, okay, I need to go, mmm-hmm, I'll talk to you tomorrow, is there anyway I can call and avoid your secretary?" He scribbled a number down, "okay, yeah, not between ten and what, four, okay, yeah, love you too, bye." He hung up the phone and faced his aunt, "12.5 billon, advice?"

"Marry him, now." Jou nodded and George walked over,

"okay, Mr in-love-with-a-guy-who-has-too-much-money-to-do-with, let's try on a few shirts, okay, silk."

The blonde smiled and took the white shirt and shrugged it on, he buttoned it up and faced the two. Dia sighed, "tuck in the shirt Katsuya." He shook his head and smiled, she chuckled and faced George, "I like the design, the suns in it are nice." She smiled and pulled out a dark blue shirt and Jou slipped it over his head, then smiled,

"I like this one." The dark blue material hugged all the right parts of his torso, the hem of the shirt and the sleeves were a see-through grey, with thin gold woven in, Dia nodded,

"that's very nice." After trying on three more silk shirts, one deep purple, one red and one forest green, then one white sweater with sleeves that were purposely too long they were looking at some clubbing outfits and some really sexy outfits, all of which looked amazing.

Jou poked his head out of the curtian and faced George, "so, what do I do with this one?" She rolled her eyes,

"okay, put the pants on, then try on the black one." He nodded and his head vanished,

"you know, ow, that this is a lot of trouble and we haven't even dated for a week," He poked his head out again, "you see my point?" He walked out of the change room, "well." George's jaw dropped,

"very hot." Jou was standing in a pair of black plastic pants, very Matrix like, they were low riding and tight, then he was in a black shirt that was see through from the elbow down in the arms, for the abs and the back. The rest was a solid black, the sleeves were too long and his thumbs and middle fingers were in holes, a choker was on his neck and his hair was disheveled. George put her hands on her hips, "if I wasn't a lesbian, I'd be falling over myself to date you."

Jou stood in the store in one of his new outfits, a pair of leather pants and a deep wine coloured shirt with the top two buttons undone and a beaded necklace hanging off his creamy white neck, the to top it off a pair of thin band, black sunglasses. He crossed his legs and smiled, George nodded, "you'll have an outift for Thursday." Jou smirked,

"yes, but now I'll have to start three hours ahead of time to decide what to wear." She smiled, and ruffled his hair,

"yeah, but you won't regret it." Jou nodded and George held up a white sweater, "this was the sweater Seto wanted, for his brother." Jou took it,

"thanks, I'll drop it off later." She smiled and held up a box,

"now, what do you need accessory wise, any make-up you need, any you out of?"

"Just some black eyeliner, all I need."

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Jou walked out of the car, four bags in his hand and he kicked the door shut, Dia had two more she unlocked the door, "Naisa, you home, brother?" She glanced around, then walked in the house, they shut the door and Jou paused,

"shit, he's pulling in!" They ran up the stairs and threw everything into the closet and Jou slammed his door shut and quickly changed and opened the door just as his father entered the house. He smiled,

"hello Katsuya, Dia, I'll need to work tomorrow, but, hopefully I'll be home early enough." The phone rang he walked into his office and picked it up, then walked into the hall, "it's for you Katsuya, someone named Seto?" Jou ran into his room,

"hello?" There was the click and he smiled, "hey, what's up?"

"Nothing pup, did you have fun at the mall?" Jou pulled out a bag of gummi worms,

"mmm-hmm, got some nice outfits and found a nice one for our date."

There was a soft chuckle, "that's good to know, still on for Thrusday at 7?"

"As long as you are, so, done work, mind if I come over tomorrow Dia has to go out of town for a day or two and my dad's workin'."

"Door's always open." Jou grinned and sat up, "great, I'll pack my stuff and head over around five thirty or so, I'll take the route we did today, down Dinasty, then to Fifth, then Semaina, then to your house which is on Yeraika right?"

"Yep, careful though, Semaina's a bad neighbourhood."

"Awww, you care, you really, really do." He chuckled and then smiled, "I knew you did."

"Want me to send a limo?"

"Nah, I could use the walk."

"If you say so, just promise me you'll bundle up and be careful,"

"Promise."

"Good, I need to get going, Mokuba needs help with a project, I love you, sleep well."

"Love you to my koi, see you tomorrow." Jou hung up and sighed, unaware that downstairs his father had just listened to the entire conversation and was talking on the phone,

"I have a problem, it's my son, you know what to do, Semaina Street around five."

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Jou moaned and pulled his blanket over his head as Dia shook him, "Jounouchi, wake up!" He shook his head,

"no, good dream, five more minutes, I can still make it to school." She chuckled,

"fine, Seto, he'll call you back." Jou sat up and grabbed the phone,

"hello?"

"Morning, sleep well?" He ran a hand through his hair,

"mmm-hmm, what about your meeting?"

"We're taking a break, thought I'd call and see how your doing."

"Fine, awake, time s'it, quarter to one, 'bout time I got up."

"Indeed, I'll be at home when you come over, please be careful."

"I will, I hear them coming in, so, go, make money, gimme nice things." A soft chuckle,

"goodbye."

"Love ya."

He pressed the off button and his hand fell into a pile of blankets at his lap and he lowered his head and yawned, "mornin' when ya headin' out?"

"Around seven, you're leaving around five?"

"Yeah, what's for breakfast, lunch, whatever, food." She smiled,

"I'm making grilled cheese, have a shower, get dressed and come down." Katsuya nodded tiredly and tossed off his covers and headed into the bathroom and shut the door then walked over to the tub and turned on the water then stripped and stepped in and pulled the curtian shut and turned the shower on and he braced himself against the wall and sighed as the warm water cascaded down his body. He smiled and then grabbed the shampoo and then worked it in his hair and rinsed his soapy hands and then his hair and shut his eyes as the lather rinsed out. He grabbed the shower gel and poured some in his hands and cleaned himself and then exited and wrapped a towel around his waist and made his way back into his room.

Jou made it into the kitchen and plopped into a chair and took the plate

from his aunt, "when'd dad leave?"

"Around eleven, he was quiet and he kept muttering things, but, nothing too wierd." Jou dipped the bread into the ketchup and took a bite,

"huh, strange, can I have some money, I need to get a gift for Seto, I know what I want to get him, I saw it in the store last night, the painting of the Blue Eyes."

"I'll pick it up later, you just get ready for later and get all packed and everything."

"Uh-huh, I know."

"So, what are you going to do?"

"Hang, explore his emmense house, watch movies, duel, need my deck." She placed it in front of him,

"thanks, now I need to get packed and head out around five."

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Katsuya walked down down the street, his hood pulled over his head, his bag slung over his shoulder and he glanced up as he turned onto Semaina. He tossed a glance over his shoulder as a van turned onto the street and he picked up his pace and glanced at his watch, then picked up his pace a bit more. The van wasn't going a normal speed, Jou swallowed thickly, then with a glance over his shoulder at the van he took off in a run. The van picked up speed and he didn't even look back, he just ran as fast as he could, the van schreeched to a halt in front of him and he skidded to a stop and he backed up a few steps and turned around, "oh shit." He was surrounded, about ten guys, all really strong and all he knew worked for his father, he bit his lips, "uh, guys, what's this all about?" A red head stepped forward,

"we were told you were a queer."

Jou tried to run but took a hard punch in his stomach and he doubled over in pain and fell to his knees. He clutched and his stomach and coughed, one grabbed his bag and unzipped it and dumped the contents on the gound, "hey that's my stuff!" He got a right hook to the jaw and he landed face down on the ground, then flew a few feet and rolled as he was kicked in the chest, then again in the back, he cried out in pain as he heard a pop.

"Nothing here, clothes, cards, a book and a pack of gum." He stood slowly, his right arm close to his chest, he winced as he put pressure on his left ankle, he was dealt another right hook but he remained standing as blood trickled out of his mouth and down his throat. He was shoved back and two guys held him as another punched a sucession of hard blows to his torso, and a few across his jaw. If he struggled they jerked him back and kicked him in the back, they dumped him on the ground and with another kick to the stomach they hopped into the van and sped off leaving him there.

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WAHHHHHHHHHH! Sorry, I'm so sorry! But, hey, it needs to get worse before it gets better, right?

So, yeah!

Also, this might make ya feel better....a little role playing Richard Cox and Moneca Stori did as Kagome and

InuYahsa over Kouga.

Inu: Kagome, where were you last night?"

Kagome: Hmmm, oh, no where, just out for some fresh air, why?"

Inu: Well, uh, ya, see, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go for a walk...but, when I stopped by your tent, you weren't there.

Kagome: Awww, InuYasha, you're so cute! You're jealous!

Inu: No! Why, whadda I have to be jealous over, huh, huh, huh, are ya seein' someone, huh, is it Kouga?!

Kagome: *giggle* Aww, too cute, you love me, don't ya InuYasha?

Inu: No!...........The truth is........I love Kouga!

Here's me, along with every other yaoi fangirl screaming my lungs out at the line, I actually jumped up onto my chair! Yelling, I'm still getting my voice back! Blinks innocently, see, before that, a girl asked how they fell about yaoi...it wasn't me, I was gonna, but, nope, so, I suppose that was the answer, *blink* see, I luckily at the time had my tape recorder for my log, so, *sing songing* I got the line, I got the line! ;P

Sorry, I should stop bragging!

Inu, Kagome, Seto & Jou: So, if ya want to read the next chapter Review, review review!

Seto: my poor puppy! I'll make everything better!

Jou: Yay!

Kouga and InuYasha: watching on the side lines

Me: @__@

LOL, R&R Ta!