Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Little Thing Called Love ❯ Christmas! ( Chapter 9 )

Disclamer: I think you should know by now, are they going at it on the show...no, then I don't own.

A/N: Thanks to all who reviewed, I'm glad you all think it's great and I'm glad that you're glad. There will be another lemon in the next chapter, written by...yours truly. Yes I will be writing it, simply because, I wish it and screw all you who hate Yaoi, if you don't like it, I don't care, I like it, I find nothing wrong with it and in fact I give gay men and women a lot of credit and congrats, they've endured enough and deserve to be apprecated. Well, now that I have that outta me, I feel better. But seriously, if you don't like yaoi, homosexuality or anything like that, my story is clearly labeled, go and find something better to do with you closed mind and lecture a person who doesn't care, don't bother me, don't waste your time in flaming me, it will be ignored and the flames will be used to keep our bishies happy, got it? Good. It is a waste of time and space of which my inbox preciously needs. Thanks.

A/N 2: I hope that this chapter makes some sense, it did in my head and it kinda makes sense on screen, but a few of my friends and a beta got muddled, so, I revamped it. If anyone has any suggestions for reactions at school and an idea for a field trip, please include them in a review! If you'd like a mention, please state it. Now, I've taken up enough of your time, on with the story.... ^_^

See ya at the bottom!

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Helina smiled from her seat in the kitchen, her hands wrapped about a steaming mug of coffee, Dia sat down beside her sister-in-law, but much preferred the term of sister, and smiled, "aren't they a picture perfect couple though?" Helina offered a silent smile and a nod as she sipped her beverage, her eyes sparkled at the image.

Both Seto and Jou were still fast asleep, wrapped up protectively in each other's arms, Seto being a few inches taller than Jou was hugging Jou to him, his leg wound about one of Jou's own and his head resting slightly a top Jou's golden blonde locks. Jou's head was buried in the crook of Seto's neck, one arm splayed above his head while the other wound about one of Seto's own, it was as if they were one being, they seemed to sleep in harmony, the rise and fall of their chests matched as did the soft murmurs and breaths, as if they were conversing to each other in the Plane of Morpheus. There was a soft shuffling, then a quiet curse, it was obvious the one making the sounds was being careful not to wake those slumbering, Dia made her way into the living room to see Otogi with a sketch pad on his lap his head was bowed and the pencil moved, silently etching into the paper, he glanced up and smiled,

"good morning." Dia nodded her greeting and Otogi returned to his sketching, she smiled and mosied over, she looked at the pad, an almost realistic rendition of the two sleeping, she smiled once again towards the boy and placed a hand on his shoulder before leaving him to his sketching.

Two quiet hours had passed, the house could have remained silent if it hadn't been for Kensei's dire need for coffee, the smell of which pierced the household and woke those slumbering, Jou, being himself, was not a morning person until he ingested large quantities of caffine, the others were soon to find that Seto was the same.

"I am not grouchy!" Jou was angry, he'd been having quite a nice dream, but the smell of java had awoke him, he stormed into the kitchen and was greeted with a steaming mug of coffee, one which he took with a smile, then was taken from his hands,

"thank you Katsuya." Jou grumbled,

"you're lucky, if it was anyone else, Set, you'd be dead six times before you hit the, oohh, sweetner!" His persona changed as the first sip passed his throat, "oohhhh, sweet, sweet java." He collapsed into a chair and Dia faced Mokuba, who was sipping orange juice and eyeing the tree,

"I'd hate to see mornings at your house, both of them without a coffee?" Mokuba nodded, smiling slightly,

"it's pretty scary, oni-chan is just moody, he glares and is ready to fire anyone who ticks him off, it's more internal, but, with Jou, it's external, so, they piss each other off, the funny story is the day we were out of coffee."

Jou groaned, "that was not funny Mokuba, very, very, not funny, I was ready to kill the next person who came up to me and said anything along the lines of 'we're very sorry we're out of coffee right now Mr. Jounouchi-sama, would you care for some tea?' God, it was sickening!" He shuddered, then finished the mug, "can I massacre my gifts now, can I, can I, can I?!" He ran off and Seto raised a brow, then faced Dia, she smiled,

"like that every year since he was a chibi."

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Paper was scattered about the living room and Jou sat in a circle of ripped paper, bows, ribbons and other decorative pieces, Seto was also shielded from the paper from his loaction beside the estatic blonde boy, who had ripped open only five gifts. Jou faced Seto, a small frown evident on his face, "what?"

"Nothing, you seem happy."

"I like getting things." Dia lifted a package from beneath the tree,

"Yugi, you and Yami here, this is frrrrooooommmmm, oh, Ryou and Bakura." Yugi took the gift and with a small giddy squeal rid it of the paper and was faced with a box, of which he opened, then blinked, once, twice, then closed the box, stood, blinked once more and tackled Ryou,

"thanks, oh my god, Kami-sama, calm me down, thank you, thank you, wow!" He detatched himself from the snow haired boy, then began hopping up and down, hugging the box to his chest and squealing, Jou raised a brow,

"o-kay I don't even get like that, Yugi, Yugi, breathe, breathe, share the love, what's happening?" Yugi said nothing but calmed down, then handed the box to Yami, who raised a brow and opened the box, his jaw dropped,

"Ryou, how did you, when did you, oh my, by Ra, thank you, tomb robber, how, when-" He cut himself off and composed himself, "thank you." Jou pouted,

"still wanting to know amazing gift?" Yugi had finally calmed down,

"two tickets to Egypt." Jou pouted once more,

"lucky, okay, I want my gift from Ryou now!" He took the box, opened it, then collided with the floor, Seto leaned over,

"you killed him." Jou straightened,

"I'm up, I'm cool, lookit this, Ryou where'd ya get the money?" Seto plucked the box from Jou's hand and looked in,

"are these tickets to see Dir En Grey or am I dreaming?" Ryou smiled proudly,

"nah, they're Jou's favourite band, I figured, why not?" Jou nodded,

"thanks a bunch Ryou, now I feel bad for what I bought you, damnit!" Dia shook her head,

"oh, Jou, gift to you from, Yugi." Jou took the gift and ripped it apart, leaving nothing more to the paper than mere shreads, he lifted up the gift,

"sweet! Thanks Yug!" Yugi smiled at Jou, who displayed the ultra rare holgraphic Black Phantom Dragon collectors card and case to the group. Dia stood,

"let's take a break for a few minutes, have some cocoa."

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After the extremely short break, consisting of Jou taking three sips of hot cocoa, whining about wanting to open more gifts and finally getting silenced by Dia, they were back at it, Shizuka stood up,

"here big brother, I got you this." Jou smiled and took the small box, then opened it and pulled out the small, material bracelet, Shizuka crouched down, "it's called a connector bracelet, see, I have one too, if you wear yours, and I wear mine, we'll be with each other all the time." Jou pulled her into a hug and she smiled, "I knew you'd like it." She straightened, "Seto-kun, I didn't get a chance to get you a big, thoghtful gift, but, here." Seto took the package, then opened it, he flipped through the book, Shizuka grinned, "it's a memory scrap-book, I left some pages blank, but, at the front, there's some pictures from Battle City and from when Jou and I were kids." Seto moved to the front and Jou rested his head on his love's shoulder and chuckled at a picture, pointing,

"I remember that, that was just around the beginning of the finals, when Mokuba dragged you over to the group to get a picture. I don't remember that one being taken, but I remember the event." Shizuka smiled,

"ahhh, that picture, I remember that, just after yet another argument, you were so angry, you went to play pool, of course, Seto had to be in the hall, I was walking back from Mai's room when I snapped it." Jou smirked, then tilted his head,

"ya know, if you look at it from this angle the positioning looks very wrong." Seto tilted his head,

"so it does." The picture was of Jou, all angry, facing an always stoic Kaiba Seto, they were mere inches away from the others face and picture Jou had a wierd half passionate, half pissed off look on his face, whereas Seto wore a bemused smirk.

Dia cleared her throat and both boys glanced over at her, she smiled, handing Jou a gift, he read the label,

Otogi. He opened it, a set of dice were inside, along with a card, he picked it up and read, ~roll a one, a peck on the cheek, 2, a lingering kiss, 3, soft spots attacked, 4, kisses with fire, 5, a shirtless desire, 6, loving caresses, 7,

one long kiss with its benefits, 8, down to boxers, 9, share some pocky, 10, nude at last...you know what to do, 11,

roll again, 12, many whispers of I love you.~ Jou raised a brow, looking at Otogi with a smirk,

"do I wanna know?" The dice master smirked,

"somethings are better left unsaid."

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Almost all of the gifts had been opened, Jou was now seated in Seto's lap, Dia slid a large gift towards the two, Jou raised a brow, in perfect sync with Seto and reached over to read the tag, "to Jou and Seto, Merry Christmas. There's no name, who's it from?" Dia shrugged,

"I dunno, I got it along with the others, it was wrapped and labelled last night, I figured someone brought it." Jou frowned, facing the others who shrugged, he tugged it closer, then, he and Seto, who had reached from behind him ripped it open, a large packaging box was revealed,

"I need a knife of something." Dia handed him one and he stood slowly, then sliced open the tape, he opened it, another box, taped to it, a card, he lifted it out, opened it and read it, his brow furrowed, "all it says is 'enjoy and have a great time.'" He opened the other box and gently lifted it out and let out a groan, "another one!" Seto opened the card,

"'Sorry to keep you waiting, but it's payback for the wait I had, many great wishes in marriage, George and Monique.'" They ripped open the last box and Seto shut his eyes, rubbed them, then looked, Jou merely placed a hand over his mouth, eyes misting and he let out a hiccuping chuckle, more of a teary laugh, Dia walked over, questioningly and she gasped,

"oh dear lord!" She placed a hand to her chest and together Jou and Seto lifted out a transparant bag, on top rested a postcard depicting pictures of beaches and sand, beneath it was a set of keys, a cheque for 7 000 Yen, towels, sunglasses and at the bottom one final note, which Dia read aloud, "'we couldn't resist, though we're sure, well, pretty sure that you'll be taking your time, just tell us when, actually, don't, Seto, I'm pretty sure that Jou knows where, the little cottage I've told him about, in Hawaii, well, I bought it, the keys are inclosed, all I'm asking for in return are pictures. Much love, George and Monique.' What is she talking about Jou?"

Jou sniffled, smiling, "well, a while back, maybe, the time before you took me just when break began, George and I were browsing through a few magazines for honeymoons, vacations, properties and stuff. What happened was, we found a picture of this really cute cottage, here, get my coat." After a moment Jou pulled out a photo, "see, it's in Hawaii, they were selling it for more than I could ever afford, but I fell so much in love with it, I told George that

I'd start saving for it, and when I got married that's where I was going to have my honeymoon. Well, what happend was, I guess she bought it, but, she never told me, that day we were there, I had gone on her computer to check up on it and I was heartbroken when I found out it was sold, she just smiled and patted me on the back, little, evil, how'd she pay for it, it was over 300 thou?" A voice cut him off,

"you'd be surprised sweetie, I've been saving for a gift for you for a while." Jou's head whipped around and in an instant he had glomped the green haired woman, she smiled, "hey, it was the least I could do, come on, okay Jou, choking, can't breathe." Jou backed off slightly but never let go, George smiled and hugged him, there was a flash and Dia smiled,

"I'm getting that copied, okay, Jou, let George go." George smiled and patted him on the head then embraced Seto, Yugi pouted,

"gee, get them a great gift, whatta I get?" George handed him an envelope, Yugi opened it, "four thousand Yen." He double taked, "FOUR THOUSAND YEN!?" Yami leaned over and George nodded, Jou frowned,

"okay, this money's coming from somewhere."

"Won the lottery, seriously, gotta blow the money somehow, Dia, your gift's outside, Shizuka, close your eyes, here's yours."

"A KITTY!" Shizuka hugged the small little white ball of fluff and Dia voice rang through the home,

"a new car!" Dia walked in, "you bought me a new car?" George tossed the keys through the air and other gifts were passed out, a entertainment system for Ryou and Bakura, a new gaming console as well as computer equipment for Otogi and Honda, and money, 3 000 Yen to be precise for Malik and Marik.

It had yet to hit one o'clock.

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After dinner everyone scattered, returning home for the night, Shizuka cuddled her kitten, now named Tenshi and smiled up at Jou who was perched a top Seto's back, he waved, "we're headed out, I'll phone you tomorrow, okey dokey?" Dia nodded,

"have a good night and don't do anything I wouldn't, that means bondage Katsuya." With a yelp Jou landed on the couch, she chuckled, "I mean it, do whatever else you wish, chocolate, whipped cream, I don't care, just, no bondage, not yet." He hopped up,

"AUNT DIA!" She smiled sweetly,

"seriously, I'll look for markings." Jou hopped on Seto's back once more,

"aye aye ma'am, no to the bondage!" She smiled,

"that's right, now, off ya go, have fun."

They slid into the limo and Seto smiled as Jou snuggled up closer to him, yawning, Jou smiled and the limo began moving, "Jou."

"Hmmmmm?"

"Your aunt is a strange, strange woman."

"I know, runs in the family." Seto pressed a kiss to Jou's head,

"I know babe, you tired?"

"Just relaxed is all, love you so much."

"Aishiteru Katsuya, Merry Chrismas."

"Merry Christmas my ryu."

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YAY! I finished it, happy happy joy joy! *dances* um, yes, Hello! ^_^

I know it's some what short, sorry! Grrr, it was longer, but, noooo, my computer had to be rude and not let me load stuff >_<

I'm okay, yeah, yeah, I know, George won the lottery, I'm being nice to my characters...so what! I want them to be happy okay?! Geeze, with all they've endured.

Next chapter...

LEMON!

Fwee >_^ and I'm writing it yayayayayay! I'm more confident, can ya tell?

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