Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Quotes ❯ THE QUOTES HAVE STRUCK AGAIN! ( Chapter 1 )

Lelita: I got a review!

Malik: learn to count!

Seto: yes please, you got five reviews.

Lelita: . . . I feel so luffled.

Seto: and Lelita would like to give a very BIG thank-you too Numair (real pen name), because Numair gave me a lot of these lovely quotes!

Lelita: THANK-YOU CLEVELAND!

Malik: Lelitadoesn'townanything,sheownsherinsanity,someofthequotes,andLelitabutnot hingelse.

Lelita: *blinks* THANK-YOU MALIK!

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Why yes they ARE fools, but what kind of fools are they?

Malik: has stolen Bandit Keith's place at the fortune tellers desk "If life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in someone's eye, that is my philosophy."

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Joey: "One by one penguins are stealing my sanity. . ."

Marik: "what sanity?"

Joey: "I. . .don't. . .know! I. . .just. . .don't. . .know!!"

Marik: "but you never know."

Joey: "true. . ."

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Bakura: "It was all stolen while I was out hunting Yugis!"

Yugi: hiding in the corner.

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Seto: "I will defend my honor, but I won't attack for no reason, unless it's a good no reason!"

Everyone: "you made no sense there. . ."

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Joey: "I eat mostly dairy products, like cows. . ."

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Yami: "ACK! I'M NO HERO! Oh, wait, yes I am. . ."

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Ryou: in a bathrobe, "EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?!?!"

Bakura: "Can I try?"

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Marik: "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Poka Dot Bikini!!!"

Everyone: oO;; "just back away slowly, he wont notice." All back away slowly.

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M&M and the fools! AGAIN!

Joey, "How could you kill your own half uncle's sisters's cousin's great great, great, great grandmother?"

Tristan: is trying to figure out what Joey said

M&M: "uh. . . IT WAS THE RACCOON!!"

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M&M and Tea?

Malik: stabs Tea

Tea: "OW!" is still okay

Marik: takes the knife out and stabs her again, "DIE!!! DIE, I TELL YOU, DIE!!!"

Tea: "awwwwwwww I don't want to die!!"

Malik: "KILL IT!! KILL IT!!"

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Seto: "I don't look at the glass half empty. I don't look at the glass half full. I just want to find the guy who drank from my glass so I can kick the crud out of him!" (I INTEND TO KEEP THE RATING AT PG!!!! Hopefully. . . that would be a first for me. . .)

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Isis and M&M

Isis: too Malik and Marik, "Two wrongs don't make a rite, but three rights make a left."

M&M: figures it out in their head

Malik: "YOU know YOUR rite!"

Isis: "I know I'm rite."

Marik: "no you don't"

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Salem, Witch trials

Tea: is burning on a stake

Everyone: singing: "TEA! TEA! TEAS ON FIRE. . ." (you know the song just add Tea in instead of roof and there you go, another inside joke, even though it really started out as some thing different and so on, but we (my friend and I) got that from our worst (human not anime character) enemy, so we changed it to fit perfectly)

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Joey: just found out that he can't summon an monster, "Drat, drat, and double drat!!!"

Espa Roba: --;; `I should have known better than think that he would have read the handbook. . .'

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Everyone to the burning Tea: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too. The roses are wilted, the flowers are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head."

Tea: screaming her head off.

Tea's head: falls off

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back to the future, er, presant

Tristan: hiding behind Yugi, which isn't working out to well, "I've got gnomeaphobia, you see that in front of you Yugi? It's a gnome, and I'm afraid its going to eat me."

Yugi: "what do you mean? Gnomes are just wood!"

Gnome: jumps up and gobbles Yugi and Tristan whole.

Malik: glomps the gnome, "good job!"

Gnome: eats malik.

Marik: oO;; `that wasn't supposed to happen. . .'

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M&M

Malik: "Insanity rules all."

Marik: "so don't mock us!!"

Everyone: "awwww, but we like mocking you."

Malik: take out paintball gun, "now do you feel like mocking us?"

Everyone: "er, uh, no."

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Mokuba: is on a sugar high, "I'M NOT HYPER I SWEAR IM NOT HYPER! Okay, okay I'm hyper, so sue me."

Seto: "back away from the candy Mokuba."

Mokuba: "You'll never catch me alive!!" dashes off

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once again Salem, Witch trials

Malik: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN BUUUUUUUUURN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN..."

Marik: "he's a pyro. . .maybe he shouldn't have come to Tea's trial. . ."

Tea: continues to rot and burn

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Yugi: to Tristan and Joey, "a wise man once said-"

Joey: "Little Bill?"

Yugi: "NO! Albert Einstein!

Joey: "who's that?"

Yugi: --;; "forget it, he all he said was imagination is more important than knowledge."

Joey: "does that mean I don't need to be smart?"

Tristan: "I don't think so. . ."

Seto: "you think?"

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M&M

Malik: to Joey and Tristan(sorry they are just soooo easy to crack on), "remember violence is the answer, and take candy from strangers."

Joey: "mmmmmmmmmm, candy."

Tristan: "okay! I'll make a note of that!" takes out a pad of paper and writes down `remember violence isn't the answer, and give candy to strangers. . . mmmmmmmmmmmm candy, get some candy.'

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M&M

Malik: "remember my name... Terrence!! MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!" (sorry to people who actually thought that they were going to dub him Terrence, that was a joke about that idiotic rumor. And also one of my many inside jokes. . .)

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Yami: watching people run past him, once the last person crosses he shouts, "RUN! RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN! THE GAINT FRUIT FLY CAN'T CATCH YOU! YOU'RE THE GINGER BREAD PEOPLE!"

Mob: turns around "huh? What?"

Yami: "MY WORK HERE-"

Random person from crowd: "caps key."

Yami: "why thank-you. My work here is done!" flies away.

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THIS IS A BIT OF A SPOILER! But only until 10/11 in the morning today. ^_^ Have a nice day.

Malik: to the Silent One, "SILENCE MIND SMURF!"

Silent One: is a mime

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Yami the great flying. . . uh. . . yeah.

Yami: still flying, "FLY YOU FOOLS!"

Tea: "I WANT TO FLY LIKE A FRUITFLY!"

M&M&Seto: rolls eyes and walks away

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Tea: is not burning any more, back to the future, "one by one the penguins are stealing my sanity."

Joey: "really? The pigeons are stealing my sanity, one by one."

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sorry about this being a bit of a short chapter. If you have any Crazy Quotes could you please tell me in your review? Thank-you, and thank-you to all the people who have reviews, I appreciate it. Sorry if you didn't understand some of it ^_^;; hehe. . . well I'll get you more Crazy Quotes if you give me more reviews thank-you. As a wise pig once said: "That's all folks".