Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Story ❯ Starting ( Chapter 1 )

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Joey: *clears his throat* Welcome to the Joey show starring me!!!!!!!! Joey!!!!!! And no one else!!!! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! ehem' oh uh right sorry.....for our first guest I welcome you, Bakura Ryou from Domino city!!!!! Yaaaaaaay!!!!! (silence) Uh Bakura Ryou!!!! (silence again) TRISTAN YOU BITCH GET BAKURA OUT HERE!!!!!!! Oh right yeh that's my job!!! *points at his badge.* Never fear!!! Tristan is here! Oh fuk.... *hides behind the curtain* don't take me there don't take me there!!!! NOOOO!!!! *Grabs Bakura* come one little man. Don't touch me there!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH FUK!!!!!! Tristan your not suposed to touch him there you asshole. Well why didn't he tell me then!!! people just get more and more stupider by the minute. *enters and rubbing his ass* ouch..... So tell me your problem Bakura It's my damn Yami!!!! He beats me up every day and he calls me all sorts of names!!!!! ZZzzzzzzzzzz.....oh what....uh yeh thats right buddy.....zzzzzzzz....bring in the next guest. *runs away* this guest is really crazy!!!! I don't think he has a clue to what is going on here!!!!! Bakura: FUK U ALL!!!! *sticks up both his middle fingers than glares at bakura* You!!!!!!!! grrrrr!!!! U BITCH!!!!!! WHY DID U BRING ME HERE!!!!! *glares at Joey* and you!!! *hides* *gulps* AAAAHHH HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!! Bakura: U big fuk I can't kill u!!!!! U r my hikari!!! (other half) if I killed u I would have killed myself bitch!!!! HERE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!! Then why are you so mean!!!! Why can't you be nicer!!! Bakura: I just can't!!!!! I'm evil by blood!!!! I can't do it!!!! Yeh u can YB!!! It's easy................ just buy a condom and find someone-" Bakura: BITCH!!!! I DON'T MEAN THAT KIND OF IT!!!! Ooh...well I know you know why your here Bakura: U fuk I don't know. Yes you do... Bakura: No I don't You do!!! Bakura: U FUK'N BITCH I DON'T KNOW!!!!! U BIG ASS! *hides scared* ummmm don't you read the title of our show? Bakura: This show was made because of that bitch Minna. Shut up or I'll turn you into cheese the next time I let you in this show! from the audience: I think Yami Bakura afraid. Bakura: *walks up to her* BITCH!!!! YOU MOTHER FUK'N BITCH!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S AFRAID!!!!!!! whoa there nelly!!! Be a nice doggy!!! Bakura: WANT ME TO SHOW YOU!!! HERE!!!!! *begins to unbuckle his pants* NO!!!!! *jumps in front of him* stop!!! *covering his eyes* is it over yet? Bakura: *starts chasing Tristan* AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHH!!!!! AH!!!!! *runs away* tell my mommy I love her!!! AHHHHH!!!! Yaaaaaay!!! *also runs away* Ah shit my career is ruined now.... from the audience: I think Yami Bakura is too afraid to have sex... Bakura: WHAT DID U SAY BITCH????? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! *jumps on the lady* *jumps on YB'S head* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bakura: bitch!!!! get your ass off of me right now!!!!! I'm stuck....uh I remember!!!! I put crazy glue on my butt this morning!!! *walks away with YB on his butt* *laughing uncontrollably* This is great!!!! My hikari is stuck on a guy's ass! Bakura: AAAAAAAHH!!! NOOOOOO FUUUCCCCK!!!!! Ok time for our next guests! Please not me... Marik: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bequiet brothers!!!! I'm older so I am the boss of u!!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA! Marik: Oh shit...
Marik: * stumbles onto stage* I am a champion!

Bakura: * claps very slowly * wow
Joey: *hehe*
Isis: Shut up!
Yami Marik: Bitch.
Isis: WHAT DID U CALL ME??????
Yami Marik: NOT U!!!!! Um my toaster I think....
Joey: So marik tell us your problem.
Yami Marik: My ass is the problem
Crowd: Yaaaaay!
Isis: Um that's a bad thing anyway the real problem is YM. Marik you tell him...
Yami Marik: * comes on to the show wearing a pink shirt and tight black leather short-shorts with "eat this" written across his ass *
Marik: AAAAAH HE'S CRAZY!!!!!
Yami Marik: *makes the suck it sign*
Crowd: EWWWW!!!!!!
Isis: Oh god....
Joey: *gulps* YOU!!!!!!!!!
Tristan: Now now temper temper...
Joey: *punches tristan and by mistake YB*
Yami Bakura: Can't u see I'm on his ass!
Isis: 0.o
Marik:.....
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M A GIRLY -GIRL!!!
Joey: I'm not mad at you because of that!!!! I't's because you - "
Yami Marik: Ooooh is the little baby mad at bad old YM because he locked his girlfreind inthe shadows!!!
Joey: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING THE DRESS!
Bakura: Um....yeh he's got a point....
Joey: Shut up bakura!!!!
Bakura: Well excuse me for being nice!
Yami Bakura: Excuse him for everything I mean everything.
Bakura: I'm not the one stuck on his ass!
Yami Bakura: grrrrrr
Marik:ummm
Yami Bakura: Your a fuk u know that YM?
Yami Marik: I'm not the one with ugly white hair!!!
Yami Bakura: Bitch you and I have the same hair color!!!!
Yami Marik: Well your ugly!!!
Yami Bakura: You're the one wearing a dress!
Yami Marik: You're the one stuck on an ass.
Yami Bakura: Oooooh YM hates me how will I get sleep tonight?
Yami Marik: Like this *pinches his ass*
Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!!!! HOW IS THAT GONNA GET ME TO SLEEP!!!!
Yami Marik: dunno....
InuYasha: I'm not suposed to be here am I?
Minna: Yes you are!!!! Or else you're cheese!
InuYasha: AAAAAH!!!!! *runs away from minna's leash*
Marik: o_o...........
Isis: *grabs YM'S ear* come here you!!!! U be good right!!!!!
Yami Marik: Please have mercy sister!!!!
Isis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: Yay! A nickel!!! Oh sorry...
Joey: next guest is Yami, Yugi, and Tea!!!!
Yami: Be cool and stay in school!
Yami Marik: What do you know your over 5,000 years old.
Yami: Why r u wearing a dress?
Yami Marik: I want to bring out my inner feminine side.
*Tristan comes in grabbing Yugi*
Yugi: Um YB why are you-"
Yami Bakura: Crazy glue.....dammit....
Tea: WHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!
Sailor Moon: *coughs* Tea *coughs* is *coughs* a *coughs* Slut ehem.......
Yami Bakura: True....very true...
Yugi: Thats not nice!!! Marik: Neither is this *burps really loud* Thats it!!! Marik: It was a joke sister!!! Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UP SO THE FUCKED PHARAOH CAN TALK!!!! Thankyou....wait a minute!!! chuckles* Aaaaaah that feels much better (he farted) *hehe* Bakura: Nooooo!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!! THE SMELL!!!! THE AWFUL SMELL! 0.o why is YB stuck on Tristans butt? Shut up Tea!!!!