Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Crazyness ❯ The Title's too long, It's in the story. ( Chapter 1 )

Crazyness

Goo, and pizza, and hammers, oh my!

Exodia, and dictionaries, and Meow Mix, oh my!

I only own 1000LD (me).

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Yami Yugi: CHEESE!

Yami Bakura: WHAT THE…

Yami Marik: I summon The Huge Pile of Goo, in attack mode (4/2000/0000)!

Téa: Why the *bleep* didja do THAT for?

Ishizu: I have forseen it through my Millennium Necklace!

Yugi: NO YOU DIDN'T, you gave it to me, remember?

Tristain: So, uh, where are we?

1000LD: *GASP OF ALL GASPS* Tristain's being SMART?!? AHHH! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Everyone except Tristain and 1000LD: -.-0

1000LD: *running in circles*

Marik: So, who want's to order pizza!

Bakura: Mushroom and Anchovies!

Yami Yugi: Bacon and Onion

Tristain: Pepperoni and Spinach!

Téa: I wanna go to McDonalds!

Joey: *singing the Pokémon: Advance (season 6) theme song*

A kid from Pallet Town,

With a brand new world to see.

I don't know what's ahead,

But it won't get the best of OOF!

Mai: *whistling with a 90-pound sledgehammer behind her back*

Duke: *trying to dig a hole to China*

1000LD: *not running* CHICKEN! PORK! BEEF! HAMBURGER! BACON! TURKEY!

Seto: So, uh Wheeler, ya got any 7's?

Joey: @.@

Seto: *kicks Joey in the unmentionables*

Joey *high pitch voice* I DIDN'T EAT THE ICE CREAM SANDWITCHES!

Serenity: O.O

1000LD: *pulls out hammer launcher* Take this! *tssseeewwwklunk* *tssseeewwwklunk* *tssseeewwwklunk* *tssseeewwwklunk* *tssseeewwwklunk*

Yugi: EXODIA, OBLITERATE!

Exodia: *snores and falls on Yugi*

Téa: Now, Exodia, we all should just be friends…

Everyone except for Téa and Yugi: (in unison) SHUT UP!

1000LD: *shoots a hammer at Téa*

Téa: *pulls out brick shooter* *shoots brick at hammer*

Brick: (in Brittish accent) How are you today, Mr. Jones?

Hammer: (also in British accent) Very well, sir.

Brick: Good. *Explodes*

Hammer: *Turns in to a Pink Peral eraser*

Serenity: *Pulls out Dictionary* Take this! *Hits Yami Marik in head with other hand.*

Yami Marik: Hey, you little *turns around* OOF *dictionary in da face, man* @.@

Mokuba: *singing Meow Mix song*

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow MEOW!

Seto: KUNG POW!

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Will they ever order pizza?

Why is Joey obsessed with Pokémon?

What ice cream sandwitches?

Why is Exodia snoozing?

Will Téa ever stop talking about friendship?

Why do inanimate objects talk, explode, and morph?

Where did Serenity get the dictionary?

Why is Mokuba wanting Meow Mix?

Why am I asking you all these questions?

Will we ever find out?

Mabye.