Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Dark Magician Girl Shortcake with Sprinkles on Top ❯ Kaiba, I need money... ( Chapter 4 )

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Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh but can i own mustard?

Wikee: [ties Marik in a big bow]

Malik: Um hi?

Marik: I'm yur yami! Get me out!!!

Bakura: I'll cover the evilness for ya! ; ]

Wikee: I have another rope if u want some hotshot!

Bakura: Eeekkk

Remita: ......

Serenity: Boyz are very wierd.....

Wikee: I'm not a boy Serenity...

Serenity: I didnt mean u......!!!

Wikee: Come here goodie two shoes....

Serenity: EEkkk

Tea: I'll host for a while....

Serenity: Momma!
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Tea: Dont make any moves that make people look at u.... some people will think u are very "familiar"

Mana: Wow this place looks way better than in a card!

Tea: Uh yea.... there's the game shop..

Mana: [looking inside the mall windows] OoO look at that!

Tea: Hey...

Mana: Lets get some new clothes!

Tea: I went shopping yesterday..

Mana: Lets go!!!!

Tea: We need to have money u noe. I dont have any right now....left it at home..

Mana: Cant we just get more then?

Tea: In order to "get" clothes, u need to buy them....with money.

Mana: Grrr... where can we get money...

Tea: How about we get some from Kaiba?

Mana: One of yur friends?

Tea: Not exactly....

Mana: Where does he live?

Tea: Big house...

Mana: I see it! The one with the monkey on it!

Tea: Monkey?....

Mokuba: [on roof] hey!!!!!

Tea: Hi Mokuba.

Mana: Awww....wat a cute monkey!

Tea: Monkey? It's a boy, Kaiba's brother.

Mokuba: Im just hanging around here, waiting for the spaceship to come...!!!

Tea: Space ship?!

Mokuba: Yea, aliens!!

Tea: Um okay.... can we see yur bro?!

Mokuba: Yea but i cant get off the roof! the aliens might come after i leave. Then i cant take pictures of them. They'll escape like the last 5 times....

Mana: Good Luck!!

Tea: Lets just go..

Mana: Bye bye!

Mokuba: Bye girl! [grins evilly]
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[kaiba's house]

Tea: Shhhhh....he might be working

Mana: Kewl house, its big and um big and..ummppp

Tea: [covers mana's mouth] shhhhh... matters like these have to be handled with care...

Mana: Does he have a puppy pooper? cause it stinks in here..umpp

Tea: Shh..

[kaiba's in his office as usual and pretending to count money so he has an excuse to not look for aliens]

Tea: Stay behind here...he's a duel monster freak

Mana: x3_x3 hes dreamy....

Tea: Shh....he likes Serenity...

Mana: What, is she cuter than me!!!

Tea: Would u shut up!.....stay here okay?

Mana: Righto girlio!

Tea: >.>'

[to kaiba]

Er...hey..

Kaiba: How did u get in here? Where are my guards?

Tea: Okayy...any ways.... would yu do me a favor and lend me some money?

Kaiba: Whyy..?

Mana: OoOoOo Ur a cutie!!!

Kaiba: Gahhhh

Tea: [clenches teeth] I said to stay put!

Mana: Couldnt help it..hehehe

Kaiba: Who is..

Tea: She's my erm long lost sister and we got separated when i was 3..

Mana: 4!

Tea: 4..

Kaiba: Okk...

Mana: [jumps on kaiba's arms] You are such a...

Kaiba: Get off of me!

Tea: [grabs Mana] hehe sorri...

Kaiba: Get out of here!

Tea: umm...we'll keep botherin u if u dont give us money!

Kaiba: [gives 1,000 dollars] now go!

Mana: ooooo..

Tea: hehe....[leaves]

Mana: [still behind drooling]

Tea [grabs mana] lets go shopping...

Mana: [snaps out] shopping!

Tea: Then game shop...
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[remita wakes up]

Tea: She's waking up!!!

Wikee: [stops chasing Serenity and Bakura] Oh no

Everyone: RUN AWAY!!!

Marik: How about me!!!? I'm tied in these stupid ropes!!!! grrrr

Remita: Oh....my.....Ra fucken RA!!! Who did this!!!

Joey: Ummm Marik?

Remita: You!

Marik: Not me! not me! They're lying! help! Spare me powerful one!
Gahhhhhh!!!