Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Days Go By ❯ Platypus ( Chapter 3 )

Xpyne: Hey! I finally figured out how to make Solitaire stop being such a whiney brat.

Yugi: Let her write a chapter!

Solitaire: XP Yes, well, I'm in a much better mood now, thank you. And thanks to Chibi-chan for the link to Moontrap--that helped cheer me up a lot. ^_^

Xpyne: ::cough::Princess::cough:: Anyway, this song is "Platypus (I Hate You)" by Green Day. I don't own Green Day, but I wish Billie Joe was my dominated love-slave. *___* He's sooooo hot.

Solitaire and the rest of the YGO cast: Eww...

Solitaire: However, that is right; I guest-authored this chapter, so I hope you like it. I'm sure you'll guess who's POV it's from pretty quickly.

Xpyne: Your mom? ::dies laughing::

Solitaire: -_- She's your momma, too, baka.

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Days Go By

by Xpyne (and now Solitaire!)

Chapter Three: Platypus

I saw the look on his face when he picked up the phone, an' I knew, I knew it must've been you on the other end. You bastard, it's taken him the past two years to get over you enough to get on with his life! ...But I don't think he'll ever be completely over you. That's one of the things I've always loved about him: he never does anything halfway. Unfortunately for him, in this case.

We can just be talking about little stuff--school, the Game Shop, Yuug and the rest of the gang--an' he'll get this...this look on his face and just sorta draw into himself, and then I know he's thinking about it again; about you. After what you did to him, we've all gotta watch what we say around him, there are so many off-limit topics. Dueling, being about number one on that list, which is pretty bad, considering he's the Game King an' all.

Fuck, you really did a number on him, you know that? But I've heard things, Kaiba. Like how you spend all yer time at work. According to Mokuba, your servants haven't seen you in weeks. Or like how you don't eat, you don't sleep. Is it finally eating away at you, what you did, you piece'a shit? Is it finally starting to tear at you, realizing what a fucking bastard you are??

Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you

What the hell are you doing, calling after all this time? Can't you just leave him alone?! You won your sick game; you got your "revenge," effectively destroying any chance I mighta had with Yami. Even if things weren't so goddamn awkward, even after all this time, that we can't be in the same fucking room alone together, he's still so slit-your-wrists in love with you--! Ya hear that, Kaiba? You treated him like dirt, and even though he hates you, he can't stop loving you. You never deserved him. He's too goddamn good for you, you heartless bastard...

It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

I swear to you, Kaiba... I don't know what you could have said that would have made him agree to come see you, but he's spent so much time tryin' to rebuild himself, if you break him again, we'll be coming for blood. Don't think I'm the only one who hates you--Honda and Anzu, even Bakura, would gladly kick your ass.

Have you noticed that even Yugi won't talk to you anymore? Yuug was always the one who tried to be so forgiving and always give everyone a second chance, but you've used up your chances. I hope you're happy in that big ol' mansion all by yourself, Kaiba.

Well no one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear.
`Cause I hate you!

`Cause I hate you!

`Cause I hate you!

`Cause I hate you!

I gotta wonder, though, what the hell was goin' through your head when you decided to pull something as fucked up as seducing Yami, all because of a game of Duel Monsters. I mean, what kinda sick, twisted son of a bitch would do something like that?! Just `cause you don't have any feelings, Kaiba, doesn't give ya the right to step all over someone else's. I don't know what he ever saw in you, but you strung 'im along, pretendin' you actually cared for him. Flowers and dinners and presents...and it was all just a lie to get him into bed. He fucking gave you his heart, and it never meant a thing to you!!

Dickhead, Fuck face, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die

Hey!

You're such a fucking bastard! You're lucky Yami refused my offer to come with him; if I saw you again, I'm sure I'd kill you. But he did refuse, so now I get to sit here at the Game Shop with Yuug, worryin' ourselves sick while I think of all the ways I'd like to cause unspeakable harm t' you.

So why'd you call him after so long, Kaiba? Did'ja want to apologize? Think that would help you sleep at night? Yeah, good luck with that. I hope you have nightmares. Yami does, did you know that? He won't tell anyone what they're about, but I can take a guess. Yugi says Yami wakes up in tears, choking down sobs. He tries to hide it, but Yuug can tell. Does that give ya a rise, ta know he still dreams about you, you sick fuck??

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

I don't know what the hell you're playin' at, asking Yami to meet you... Are you finally feeling the sharp stab of regret, you fucker? I'll bet you're thinking two years late is better than never, aren't you? Well, it was too late the minute you decided to take him in your arms and fill his head and his heart with yer lies.

I can only pray he'll put you in your place, but somehow, I know he won't. Even after all this time, he hasn't been able to let go of what you made him think he once had, and what no one else will ever be able t' give him again, thanks to you. Congratulations. You finally found a game you could beat Yami at.

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear.

Someday you'll get what's coming to you, and I hope you rot in the hell of a long life, knowing you're unloved and unwanted. Death would be too good for you, you asshole...

`Cause I hate you!

`Cause I hate you!

`Cause I hate you!

So was it worth it, Kaiba?

`Cause I hate you!

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Solitaire: Yay! That was a lot easier than I thought it'd be...

Xpyne: Yeah, songfics are fun cause you don't really gotta think, just come up with lines that go with the words.

Yugi: *~_~*;;; ...I don't think I was old enough to read that language. And what's a twat??

Solitaire: ::shrugs:: I don't know. Ask Xpyne; she's up on the dirty lingo.

Xpyne: ::giggles:: Something you'll never see, my child. ::pets Yugi::

Yugi: ...Huh...?

Xpyne: ::whispers:: It's a girl's, um, you know... ::gestures downward::

Yugi: O_____________________O

Solitaire: Eww, such language, Joey.

Xpyne: ::kisses photograph of young Billie Joe:: I love men who have a way with words.

Solitaire: o.O;; Er, riiiiiight... Anyway, I think Xpyne said there's gonna be two more chapters.

Xpyne: And only I know how it's going to end, buried deep in my sick and twisted mind. Buwahahahahaha! ::cough:: ::hack:: Erm, I really have to work on my evil laugher.

Solitaire: Well I hope it involves lemon... Anyway, please review and tell us what you think! ^___^ Ja ne!