Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Decked ❯ Anzu and the lamp posts ( Chapter 2 )

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Akai: WELCOME TO THE SECOND CHAPPIE OF...............
Kuroi: Decked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akai: yes after my mom accidently deleted it i have now finally found the time to type it again!!!

Kuroi: Unfortunatly Hikari forgot alot of the original stuff so it might not be as good.

Akai: oh well lets not dwell.......i made a rhyme cuz i have lots of time! Thanks for reviews! Kuroi has loose screws! now leeeeeeeeett staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart theeeeeeeeeee fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!

Kuroi: O.o yes lets! *falls over*
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Disclaimer:

Akai: *is fighting off the rabid monkey lawyers* Yuugi do the disclaimer!!!

Yuugi: *is taking a bath* Ryou do the disclaimer!!

Ryou: *is kissing Bakura* Malik do the disclaimer!!!

Malik: *is making explosives* Otogi do the disclaimer!!!!

Otogi: *is painting his nails* Tea-pot do the disclaimer!

Honda: *is cooking Mako* Apricot do the disclaimer!!

Anzu: *is being Anzu-ish* Noa do the disclaimer!!!

Noa: Akai and Kuroi dont own Yu-Gi-Oh buuut she likes to say she owns me but thats a differnet story!!

Mokuba: *glomps Noa* MINE!!!

Noa: *sweatdrop*
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Decked chappie 2: Anzu and the lamp post!!

By: Akai Tenshi and Kuroi Kokoro

Dedicated to: the people that reviewed my screwy story ^-^

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About a month later after Yuugi got out of the hospital because he almost drowned Yuugi had a party at his and Malik's 10000000000000000000000000000000 story house
(O.o wonder if they ever get lost in there?) And they Invited EVERY ONE!! Anzu was being her ditzy,clumsy,trampishly dressed self and was tring to crash the party but was only hurting herself so she desided to leave.

Anzu: stupid annoying peoples i wish they would die!!!

suddenly a huge gust of wind came and blew off her *EXTREAMLY* short skirt.

Anzu:You stupid @#^$%*&#%*#&^@%#%&#@@#%#@ wind give me back my $^@%&%(%&)&I%&(&%$%%&#^&#$*( skirt!!!!!!!!



Needless to say Anzu was ticked off. All sdhe was wearing now is a pink tube top and a thong.

*Tip tap tip tap tip tap*


Anzu stopped and turned around to see nothing but a road and lamp posts.

Anzu oh well it must be my ima-

she was cut short when the lamp post sprouted legs and arms with knifes.


Anzu: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppp! oh i have no worry my friends will protect me!!!!!!!


well............*looks around* no friends

Anzu:::: *worry* ummmmm any minute noww annny minute

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


she ran around in cicles until she ran into a wall

Anzu: HIIIIIIII MR. WALL WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIIIIEEEEEENNNNNNNNDD?????????!!!!!!

The lamp post people thingys were sick of her friend shippy nesssss so they did what they did best.........they butchered her.



Yami hopped out of the shadows and poked anzu with a SHARP stick,and when he took it out it had an eye on it.


Yami: thank you Itsumakori!!!! you have eliminated a nuclear war friend shippy ness head i thank you.

Itsumakori: You are welcome Master Yami

Yami: ^_^
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Akai: Now did you reeeeeeeeeaaallllllly think i would kill Yuugi?

Kuroi:Nope ^-^ i thought that Malik was going to take over the world.

Akai: -.-

Kuroi: hikari has the 3rd chappie written.

Akai: its at mi friends buuuuuuut im going to get it and post it.

Kuroi: yes no year long wait.

Akai: ^-^;;;;;; gee thanks Kuroi rub it in why dont ya!!

Kuroi aw well


Akai & Kuroi: Read and review if you flame we use those to burn Honda and Anzu!!!!!

~Ja~Ne~!!!!!!