Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Don't Let Yami Pick up the Phone ❯ Don't Let Yami Pick Up the PHone! ( Prologue )

:: Kitzaku-san ::

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! No matter how much I beg Kazuki Takahashi for it... I don't own the Phantom of the Opera either. Eheh...

Authoress' Note: Ah... another addition to my rantings of Perverted Yu Gi Oh situations. Haven't you noticed a connection between Twinkies, Bop-It and now this? Even though they're three separate stories, they're quite alike. For one... Yugi/Ryou pairings, and the perverse situations in which aren't supposed to be perverted at all. XD

:: Don't Let Yami Pick up the Phone ::

Jou punched a few buttons on a hand-held Dual Monsters game. Kaiba Corp had come up with a new tactic: Now you can dual with people from all over the world using only this handheld device. It was quite fun actually. Right now, he was dueling with someone called Dual4ever and he had the upper hand. Chances were, it was another 12-year-old boy who suspected that he had the talent.

Tough luck on him.

Suddenly, there came a knock at the door, and Jou was ripped from his game to answer it. Just to his luck, it was Yami.

"Hello there, Jounouchi."

Jou shrugged. "Just call me Jou like everyone else." He had to invite Yami in. After all, it was being polite. But we all know Jou isn't always your 100% gentleman and as soon as Yami was in the door, Jou went back to his game.

Yami was about to comment when the phone rang. "Jounouchi, are you going to answer that?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Let it ring." He didn't even look up from his battle.

Yami rolled his eyes and picked up with phone. "Jounouchi residence."

"Yami? What are you doing over there?" Came a familiar voice that Yami recognized to be Seto's.

"Why are you calling here?" asked Yami.

A slightly long pause came after this. It must have been quite awkward for Seto and he finally blurted out. "What business is that of yours?"

"I've never seen you hang around Jounouchi. I never expected you two to be friends." Yami shrugged.

"Friends? Us? Hell, we're more than friends, we're-" he stopped.

"You're what?" Yami grinned, suddenly interested in where this was heading.

Seto paused. "-classmates..." he finished in a very awkwardly uncomfortable tone. "Listen, just put Katsuya on the phone."

Yami smirked. "So, you're on first name terms, Kaiba?"

Seto growled. "Does that bother you?"

"Not at all, Seto." Yami could feel Seto cringe on the other line. The only person that called him Seto was Mokuba. Otherwise everyone else called him Kaiba.

"PUT KATSUYA ON THE PHONE!" Seto Shouted and Yami had to hold the phone afoot from his ear.

"All right, already..." Yami muttered and turned to Jou. "Jounouchi, phone's for you."

"Tell them I'm busy." He pressed a few more buttons.

Yami put the receiver back to his ear again. "He's busy."

"Doing what?"

Yami grinned. He was a dark side, it was his job to be at least a little evil, wasn't it? "Getting ready."

"...for what?"

"We're going out with Malik tonight." Yami lied. "He's got tickets to the Phantom of the Opera."

"Aren't Yugi and Ryou going to that?" Seto blinked.

"No, they're having s-" Yami hastily changed the subject. "That's beside the point. I'll get Jounouchi for you..."

Yami set the receiver down so conveniently that Seto could hear every word they said. He then stepped over to Jou and pulled the game from his grasp.

"Yami!" Jou cried.

"Jounouchi!" Yami cried back mockingly. Then, he whispered so Seto couldn't hear. "Want me to give it back to you?"

Jou nodded and yelled his response. "Give it to me, Yami!"

Yami raised the game high over his head. Even so, Jou could probably get it, so Yami kept dodging his swings. "Oh come on Jounouchi, harder! You know you want it!"

"Yamiii!" Jou dived and knocked Yami over, both were breathing hard.

"Gee, Jounouchi, I didn't know you cared." Yami smirked and gave him back the game. "And Kaiba's on the phone."

Jou's jaw went slack. "Well, why didn't you say so?" He ran over to the phone and picked it up. He was still breathing hard. "Hello?"

"Katsuya! What's going on?!" Seto demanded. Yami got into and Indian style to listen. If all had gone according to plan, this is what Seto would have heard:

"Yami!"

"Jounouchi!"

"Give it to me! Yami!"

Shuffle of clothing.

"Oh come on, Jounouchi! You know you want it!"

"Yamiii!"

Thud and lots of hard, staggered breathing.

"Gee, Jounouchi, I didn't know you cared."

Yami had his arms folded, satisfied with his perverted plan.

On the phone, Jou was explaining to Seto. "Yami was being bad."

"Bad is right." Seto growled. "How could you, Katsuya?"

"What are ya talkin' about Seto?" Jou had an air of fear in his voice.

"First, Yami answered the phone, then I find out you're going to the Phantom of the Opera and you didn't invite me, let alone tell me, and top it off, what you and Yami just did!" Seto was yelling at the phone and now Jou had to hold it a foot from his ear. "I trusted you, Katsuya."

"S-Seto..." Jou's voice faltered. "Please, let me explain."

"There's nothing to explain. You're secretly with Yami, aren't you?" Seto said.

"I am not seeing Yami!" Jou yelled. "Seto, you have to believe me!"

"Then why is he over there?" Seto asked.

Jou blinked. "Um..." he turned around to face Yami, who was listening in with another phone, but he hid it before Jou could see it. "Yami, why are you here?"

Yami just shrugged.

Jou turned his attention back to Seto. "I don't know. And I'm not seeing Phantom of the Opera either. Yugi and Ryou are, though."

"Then what just happened?"

"Yami stole the video game you gave me." Jou said matter-of-factly.

Seto felt his face getting hot. "Oh... I'm so sorry, Katsuya..."

Jou smiled. "It's alright, Seto..."

Yami snapped and hung up the phone. He thought he could get them into serious fight, but failed in the end. Then it dawned on him...

Wouldn't this mean Jounouchi and Seto were secretly seeing each other?

Oh ho... Yami rubbed his hands together mischievously. This could be the perfect opportunity for blackmail...

Ending Notes: Hm... I originally intended to make this a one shot. But the way it ended makes it a possible target for a sequel. *shrug* It might turn into some odd JouxSeto fic with Yami trying to ruin the relationship. I dunno... If I get enough reviews saying they want me to continue I will.

Yami Muse: You... made me evil for once.

Erm... you were evil in Yugi Virus...

Yami Muse: Oh yeah!

Yugi Muse: What is it with you and Phantom of the Opera?

I dunno... I was listening to the soundtrack today. ^.^; Maybe that's why?

Yami Muse: Just for putting me in a fic more than Yugi, I'm making R&R pancakes! A pancake for anyone who reviews and a burnt one for the flames!

Actually Yami... I kinda want a flame. It proves I'm a true authoress.... u.u Besides I... never got one before. *Shrug*

Yami Muse: o.O; Kitzaku-san, you're weird...