^_^ Another chapter of `DOOM Group goes to Highschool'! In case you didn't know, each chapter is a day after the chapter before it. Say like, Chapter one was a Monday, chapter two was a Tuesday, and so on and so forth.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, only the wooden camel, little pyramid statue, and a little sarcophagus my mom and dad got me as souvenirs when they went to Egypt!
Dartz: Feh.. After today is the weekend, which mean's I'll have to wait two whole days until I can torture the kids at Domino High!
Allister: Well it's not like you won't have things to do to occupy your time on the weekend. You could plan on how to get the Pharaoh's soul.
Dartz: I could. But that would waste an entire weekend I could spend doing other things. Like playing Dance Dance Revolution at the arcade.
Valon: You could buy Dance Dance Revolution for the Playstation. They make those.
Dartz: I could, but it doesn't have all the songs that the machines in the arcade have.
Allister: Didn't you have a Dance Dance Revolution machine in your room?
Dartz: Yeah, but I didn't have the right kind of electrical outlet to hook it up to.
Allister: -_-; You didn't even check to make sure that you had everything needed before you decided to STEAL a Dance Dance Revolution machine from the arcade?!
Dartz: Too much effort.
Valon: How did you even get it out of the arcade without anyone noticing?
Dartz: ^_^ I threatened to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra if they said anything to anyone.
Allister & Valon: -_- Oh Brother..
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Seto: -walks into school annoyed-
Yugi: Hey Seto, what's wrong?
Seto: Mokuba wouldn't shut up last night about Allister buying him a kitten! I got no sleep! And because Mokuba doesn't go to school, he can stay home and make up for the hours of sleep he didn't get!!!
Joey: That's life.
Tristan & Duke: -chorus- That's life!
Seto: AND DON'T GO RECITING ANY FRANK SINATRA SONGS!!!
Bandit Keith: You're just jealous you can't sing as well as them.
Yugi: Wow Bandit Keith, that's alot of bruises!
Bandit Keith: Blame your stupid Math Teacher! He gave them to me!
Tristan: ^^;; He kinda scares me, Mr. Raphael I mean.
Joey: I don't get it Bandit Keith, your strong, and yet you keep getting bruises and such by Raphael. How does that work?
Bandit Keith: He's bigger then me.
Joey: Oh.
Valon: -walks up to the group- Hey mates!
Allister: -also walks up to the group- Yo!
Yugi: Hey guys!
Te'a: -walks up to group- Oh my god Yugi! I love you sooooooo much! Wanna go out with me? We can go to the park, share an ice-cream cone, walk hand in han-
Me: -jumps into the story with my mini sarcophagus and hits Te'a over the head with it- YAY! I'VE GOTTEN HER!
Bandit Keith: Oh, hey Authoress, I see you finally got to do some damage to Te'a.
Me: Yeah, I figured if I couldn't kill her out of the story, I could at least keep her off of one chapter.
Seto: Good riddance for that! You should probably go back to the world of reality so you can finish this chapter and upload it.
Me: Alright, just throw Te'a in the dumpster or something, the janitor will fish her out later. See ya guys! -jumps back to writing the story-
Seto: I'll throw her in the dumpster. -picks up Te'a and walks away-
Yugi: Eek, she asked me out!
Valon: It's alright, she was hit pretty hard with the sarcophagus, she'll probably forget she even mentioned it.
Joey: Oh yeah, before I forget. I'm having a sleepover! Guys only, you are all invited!
Bandit Keith: Even me?
Joey: Sure! ^_^ I'm also going to invite Dartz and Mr. Raphael!
Bandit Keith: Raphael.....? Why?
Joey: He's cool, I mean, he has to be if you're even afraid to fight him back. And Dartz is ultra super awesome!
Dartz: -walks up behind Joey- Why thank you for the compliment, Joey!
Duke: -stares- H-Hi!
Dartz: ^_^ Hello Duke.
Joey: Your coming to the sleepover, right?
Dartz: Sure, why not? It'll be fun!
Joey: Great, it starts at 7!
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Teacher: Now kids, when you mix vinegar and baking soda, it explodes.
Seto: ZZzzzzzzzz.
Allister: Seto? -pokes at his arm-
Seto: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Allister: Seto, wake up. -pokes at Seto's arm some more-
Seto: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Allister: WAKE UP OR I'LL BURN DOWN YOUR COMPANY!!!
Seto: -jumps up in his chair- Huh?!
Allister: Geez, you look bad.
Seto: Gee, thanks...
Allister: You have rings under your eyes.
Seto: It's all thanks to you.
Allister: What did I do?
Seto: You told Mokuba yesterday you were gonna get him a kitten, he wouldn't shut up about it last night, so I didn't get any sleep whatsoever.
Allister: You could've told him to shut his mouth, don't go blaming this on me! And besides, your father destroyed my life!
Joey: -taps on Seto's shoulder- Hey Seto?
Seto: What?!
Joey: Wanna come to my sleepover?
Seto: Fine, whatever.
Joey: ^_^ Great!
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Raphael: Alright class, pop quiz!
Students: Nooooooo!
Raphael: Oh yes! -hands out paper to everyone- Keith, what are you doing in my classroom?
Bandit Keith: I have nowhere else to go.
Raphael: -_-;; Don't you have a house or something?
Bandit Keith: No.
Raphael: Fine. -hands Bandit Keith a piece of paper-
Bandit Keith: -makes a nunchaku out of the paper and gives it to Raphael-
Raphael: What is this?
Bandit Keith: It's a nunchaku! I'm good with origami, so I made it for you!
Raphael: ... Thank you.
Valon: -makes kissing noises-
Bandit Keith: SHUT IT KID!
Valon: Why? Everyone knows it's true!!
Bandit Keith: No it's not!
Valon: Yeah it is!
Bandit Keith: Do you want me to stuff you in a locker?
Valon: Not really.
Bandit Keith: Then don't get on my bad side, got it?!
Valon: Got it.
Joey: -raises his hand-
Raphael: Yes Mr. Wheeler?
Joey: Wanna come to my sleepover? It's at 7!
Raphael: Alright.
Joey: YAY!
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Dartz: I hope this is the right address. -rings doorbell-
Valon: If it's not, we could just ask for directions.
Joey: -answers the door- Heya guys!
Dartz: Hello.
Allister: Hi.
Valon: Yo.
Raphael: `Sup?
Joey: ^o^ Come in, come in!
DOOM Group: -walks into the house-
Yugi: Ooh! Hi guys! -waves excitedly-
Seto: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?! -points to Allister-
Allister: Hello to you too.
Joey: Let's not all just stand here! Let the fun commence!
Duke: Yay!
Joey's Dad: Joey, I conveniently got called to go to the other side of town, so I won't be in the chapter. See ya! -magically disappears-
Joey: I decided we're gonna start with a super awesome dinner! Ice-cream sundaes anyone?!
Everyone but Raphael and Seto: YEAH!!!!
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Joey: Alright, I got everything we will need to make a sundae: M&Ms, Cherries, Whip Cream, Chocolate Sauce, Chocolate Chips, Chocolate Sprinkles, and Chocolate!
Seto: What about a banana to go over it all?
Joey: What are we trying to do, eat healthy?
Seto: -_- I should've guessed....
Yugi: Boy do I have a big soft spot for Ice-cream sundaes!
Dartz: Hmm..
Joey: Alright boys, start making the Sundaes!
Everyone: -starts scooping Ice-cream, then works on the toppings-
Allister: Let go of the can of Whip Cream, Seto!
Seto: I touched it first, Allister!
Allister: So what?! -tugs at the can-
Seto: Let it go! -also tugs at the can-
Allister: -grabs a handful of chocolate chips and throws them at Seto-
Seto: -grabs some M&Ms and throws them at Allister-
Joey: o.o; They do know there are more cans, right?
Seto: -reaches for the open bottle of Chocolate sauce and dumps it on Allister-
Allister: -gets a handful of the sauce from his shoulder and throws it at Seto's face-
Yugi: I don't know if we should stop them or watch them throw food at each other, both are rather tempting at the moment.
Dartz: Oh, just let them fight, we can always stop them if they progress to using knives.
Yugi: O.O;; O-Okay..
Allister: -tugs at the can- Seriously Seto, hands off!
Seto: NO! -tugs at can-
Whip Cream Can: -flies up into the air, and therefore sprays both Allister and Seto in Whip Cream-
Seto: GAH! Not my expensive shirt from Season 1!
Allister: I'm dirty..
Valon: Wow, It's taken you this long to admit?
Allister: NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Joey: You two should bathe..
Valon: -snickers-
Joey: Do you have to think like that?
Dartz: Yeah, seriously, tone it down!
Seto: -glances at Allister- I'm going to take a shower first!
Allister: Says who?! You started it!
Joey: Why don't we play a game to decide? Hmm.. I'm thinking of a number 1 through 78, whoever can guess which number it is, or whichever number is closest gets to take a shower first, okay?
Seto & Allister: Alright.
Joey: Now, which number am I thinking of?
Allister: 78
Seto: 22
Joey: Allister got it right.
Seto: Darn it!
Allister: -walks up the stairs into the bathroom and closes the door-
Seto: What about my shirt though? -sighs- I'm going to put on my pajamas.. -walks to get his bag and then goes to get dressed-
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Joey: The name of the game is Karaoke Revolution!
Seto & Allister: -now all clean and in their pajamas, Seto's Pajamas are a black T-shirt with green camouflage pants, Allister's pajamas are a black shirt like his usual shirt, and a black pair of sweat pants-
Joey: Who wants to go first?
Duke: I'll go first!
Joey: -hands Duke the microphone and the controller-
Duke: ^^;; Let's see here...
Duke's thoughts: What have I gotten myself into? I can't sing! If I did, I'd break the windows!
Dartz: Duke, you alright?
Duke: Hmm? Oh, I'm fine! -chooses the song `Rock and Roll-
(After the song)
Dartz: Wow! You got the score of platinum record!
Seto: -snatches the controller and microphone from Duke-
Duke: HEY!
Seto: You were done. -chooses the song `Born to be Wild'
Valon: How... Un-seto like!
Yugi: He's wild when he wants to be!
Raphael: Where did Keith go?
Valon: I dunno. Why do you ask?
Raphael: Just wondering, I haven't seen him since we first arrived.
Bakura: Maybe he went out for a walk.
Yugi: o.0 When did you arrive?
Bakura: Oh, I was always here. I came in through an upstairs window.
Seto: Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to be Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild!
Allister: He's isn't too bad at singing.
Yami Marik: -bursts in through the front door- HOLD IT!
The song ends
Yugi: O.O NOT YOU!
Yami Marik: Yes me! I'm here for two reasons!
Dartz: And they are...?
Yami Marik: One, you guys didn't invite me to the sleepover, and Two, Marik and I were cut out of the show!
Yugi: Huh?
Yami Marik: I was the villain for a season of the show, but then once Battle City is over, so are Marik and I! It's like I'm only important until they find another good plot to put in, then they abandon me. Now normally it would be alright, except Pegasus was brought back to the show, and he was also a villain! Why does he get brought back to the show and I don't?! I hardly even get mentioned! The most I'm in is flashbacks, and those aren't even that long! I need more attention then that!
Joey: So what?
Yami Marik: The only job I could land was coming into this chapter! And that was only because I was the authoress's favorite villain! If you don't let me stay at this sleepover, he gets it! -throws Bandit Keith to the ground-
Valon: So that's where Bandit Keith went to..
Joey: Are you nuts?! You tried to kill us all! No way am I letting you stay at the sleepover!
Raphael: JOEY! An innocent man's life is at stake!
Joey: He ain't THAT innocent!
Dartz: Let him stay over or I shall b347 j00 d0\/\/n w17h m3h 1337 571c|<!
Joey: Fine, Yami Marik, you can stay!
Me: YAY! -glomps Yami Marik-
Yami Marik: Get her off of me!
Me: T.T But I gave you a job!
Yami Marik: Pfft. Fine.
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Joey: Well, it's midnight. I say it was a good night, now let's all get to sleep!
^_^ Another chapter written! I rather liked it, what say you? Well, please tell me what you think of it.
Yami Marik: IT STUNK!
Don't mind him, he's just jealous that Dartz took his spot as super evil villain with nice hair, and not to mention Dartz had a way better idea then him.
