Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ Mai's Funeral! ( Chapter 8 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Another Chapter of `DOOM Group goes to Highschool'! ^_^ I hope you all enjoy it! Words to my reviewer:

Yenchna and Kentuski: Aww, Yugi's not dumb! He's just very very naive! ^^;;;

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, only this red wristband I got at a quarter machine!

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Dartz: Well gang, today we got to Mai's funeral!

Valon: T.T Why? We don't even like her.

Dartz: There will be food at the reception.

Allister: Then why not just attend the reception?

Dartz: BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Raphael: Yay master Dartz!

Valon: -cough- suck up! -cough-

Raphael: What was that?

Valon: Nothing. Nothing at all!

Raphael: Mmhmm..

Valon: Do we need to wear something black?

Dartz: No

Valon: Yay!

Allister: I wonder if anyone will be at the funeral..

Valon: In other words... -in girlish voice- I wonder if Seto Kaiba will be there. Teehee!

Allister: >.< THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

Dartz: Come on you guys, let's just go!

Everyone: Right!

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Joey: Wow, is she really dead? -looks inside casket-

Seto: -_- Yes mutt, she is dead.

Te'a: Oh my god! I can't believe she is dead! She was such a good friend! I remember when sh-

Me: -comes into the story with a slingshot and attempts to hit Te'a with a rock, but is stopped by Mokuba- Mokuba! >.< You meanie! I was so close!

Mokuba: She would've died too, and we would have to attend two funerals!

Me: Hmph! And you were one of my favorite characters too! -jumps back to write chapter-

Dartz: -walks into funeral home- MASTER DARTZ IS IN DA HOUSE! EVERYBODY GO HEYYYYY!

Raphael: -_-;; Please don't cause a commotion..

Valon: Yo people!

Yugi: Ooh! Hi! -waves to Valon-

Allister: -attempts to come in unnoticed-

Seto: -notices Allister trying to not get noticed- HI, ALLISTER!

Allister: DARN IT, KAIBA!

Bandit Keith: -walks in after Allister- Hey everyone!

Raphael: Keith? Why are you here?

Bandit Keith: Me and her had something in common.

Raphael: And that was...?

Bandit Keith: Well in Duelist Kingdom, we were the only finalists who didn't have that great a reason to win against Pegasus.

Raphael: Weren't you the one who pointed a gun to Pegasus's head demanding he give you the money.

Bandit Keith: -grins- Yeah, that was me... Wait, how did you know?!

Allister: Well in order to watch Seto's every move, I had to go to Duelist Kingdom to watch him fight Pegasus. I dragged Raphael with me to watch, that's how he knows.

Bandit Keith: I see.

Raphael: -whispers to Bandit Keith- Do you still have that gun?

Bandit Keith: Yup, right here. -pulls out gun-

Everyone but Raphael and Bandit Keith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bandit Keith: Whoops! -puts gun away-

Mr. K: THAT'S MY JOB TO SCARE PEOPLE WITH MY GUN! -storms out of funeral home-

Allister: -sits next to Mokuba- Hi Mokuba!

Mokuba: Hi Allister! -has Mew Mew in his lap-

Seto: -glares at Allister-

Valon: -sits between Te'a and Yugi-

Te'a: HEY! I was sitting next to my Yugi Nugi!

Yugi: -whispers to Valon- Thank you!

Valon: No problem, she annoys me too. No wait, I take that back, she annoys EVERYONE!

Dartz: -sits in an empty seat behind Joey, Serenity, Duke, and Tristan-

Duke: -looks back at Dartz, then jumps backwards to take a seat next to him- Hi Dartz!

Dartz: Hello Duke.

Duke: Do you mind if I sit here?

Dartz: I guess not.

Raphael: -sits next to Odion, who is next to Marik-

Bandit Keith: ... Great.. -sits next to Raphael-

Me: -comes back into the story and sits realllllllly close to Marik-

Marik: Are you going to be this close to me through the whole chapter?

Me: Just about! And look, I brought my cat Rita!

Rita: Meow! -jumps on Odion's lap-

Odion: Neko! -hugs Rita-

Priest: Hello everyone! I am the priest! We will have this funeral shortly, but first... Anyone wanna see a Funny Bunny cartoon?

Allister: Is that who I think it is?

Seto: I think it is who you think it is.

Allister: How do you know that what I think is what you think when you think you think you know what I think?

Valon: Pegasus, is that you?!

Priest: You bet it is!

Yugi: o.0 Since when are you a priest?

Pegasus: I got my priest license a week ago!

Allister: I didn't know that.

Pegasus: So no one wants to see a Funny Bunny cartoon?

Seto: NO!

Pegasus: Alright, guess I'll start the speech then. Anyway, we are all here because Mai Valentine is dead, obviously. Okay guards, carry the casket!

Pegasus's guards and Roland: -carry the casket-

Seto: HEY! YOU'RE MY WORKER, WHY ARE YOU HELPING PEGASUS?!

Roland: He offered me unlimited access to his Funny Bunny collection! I love Funny Bunny! -carries the casket with the rest of the guards-

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