Whee! Another chapter of `DOOM Group goes to Highschool'! This thing is nearly a month old, and it already has 16 chapters, wow! Words to my reviewers:
Yenchna and Kentuski: Don't die! Then how will you read chapter 16 -laugh- I crack myself up. As for your question, one word: Caffeine.
Lily Fairy: I'm on fire? AAAAAAAHH! You don't mind? Thankies! -kidnaps you and stuffs you in a bag-
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, neither does Lily!
Dartz: Morning, again? -falls asleep on Raphael's shoulder-
Raphael: Uh, Master Dartz...
Valon: OOOOH! He fell asleep on your SHOULDER!!
Raphael: Is there anything your mind can't make dirty?
Valon: No.
Allister: I called the hospital, Rex Raptor arrived there yesterday. I see we have another soul.
Bandit Keith: Um.. You guys aren't going to take my soul, are you?
Raphael: Uh..
Bandit Keith: I knew it..
Valon: On a completely different note, Yugi is all better! ^-^
Dartz: -wakes up- Valon, this is the last time I am going to tell you... Do not get close to Yugi. We must capture the Pharaoh's soul, and to do that, we will need to trap him. We can't have you spoiling it all due to this `friendship'.
Valon: I know, I know..
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Yugi: -walks into school- HELLO SCHOOL!!
School: HI YUGI!
Me: -pulls out bag and let's Lily out of it-
Lily: T.T I can't feel my left arm now.
Me: Deal. -goes back to writing chapter-
Lily: Yugi, it's so great you're out of the hospital! Gimme a hug! -hugs Yugi-
Yugi: AAAAAHH! THE PSYCHO IS HUGGING ME!!!
Lily: I'm not psycho!
Te'a: She's right Yugi, she is your friend and-
Lily: -gets out her chainsaw and chases Te'a with it-
Te'a: AAAAHH! YUGI SAVE MEEEEEE! -runs out of school-
Lily: ^_^ I feel so much better now!
Valon: Hey guys!
Yugi: VALON! -glomps Valon-
Valon: Uh, Yugi. Get off!
Yugi: No!
Valon: You've made me do this! -whips out one of his `Gravitation' Doushinjis and shows it to Yugi-
Yugi: Oh my god! -cowers behind Duke-
Dartz: -puts his hand on Valon's shoulder- Valon, what have I told you about scaring people with you're doushinji?
Valon: He wouldn't get off of me!
Duke: Ooooh! Hi Dartz!! -waves rapidly-
Dartz: o.0 Hi.
Duke: ^_^ How are you?
Dartz: Good..
Dartz's Thoughts: Okay... Duke Is creeping me out.. Maybe he does like me. Oh well, I do not have time for him, nor anyone else for that matter. All my time is spent planning on how to summon the Great Leviathan! It will be DOOM! I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
Dartz: Doom doom doom doom doom doom!
Joey: Uh.. Teach, this is no time for Invader Zim..
Bell: IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ^&*(#$+ BUTTS TO ^&*(#$+ RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO ^&*(#$+ CHOP YOUR ^&*(#$+ HEADS OFF!
Everyone but Dartz: o.o;;; -heads to their class-
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Teacher: -insert boring lecture here-
Lily: Hmm.. I wonder why Te'a isn't coming back?
Joey: Because you chased her with a chainsaw!
Lily: Did I? Oh well!
Joey: You're psychotic.
Lily: And darn proud of it!
Yugi: Hey Valon, want a tattoo? I brought my Henna tattoo pen!!
Valon: Sweet! We can give each other back tattoos!
Seto: OOH! BACK Tattoos!
Allister: GOD!! NOOOOOO! VALON HAS GOTTEN HIS DIRTY MIND-JUICE INTO SETO!! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!!!
Seto: But you know what a dirty mind means, right Allister?
Allister: -blushes-
Valon: Aww, that is so sweet!
Yugi: Sweet? Dude, did you just hear what Seto implied?
Lily: I did!
Tristan: Excuse me while I go puke. -walks out of classroom-
Teacher: You're not allowed to leave the classroom Mr. Taylor!
Tristan: -shuffle, shuffle, shuffle-
Valon: Man, you guys have weak stomachs!
Yugi: No, we're just not as dirty-minded as you.
Lily: Well if you understand what he means half the time...
Yugi: >.< NOOO! I'm not even supposed to think about that stuff `til I'm 20!! Right now I'm supposed to be going through teenage angst!
Lily: ¬_¬
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Dartz: Hey guys, mind if I have lunch with you?
Tristan: Uh... Sure.
Dartz: Is something wrong with that?
Tristan: No, it's cool. It's just, shouldn't you be sitting with the teachers?
Dartz: You don't complain about where he sits. -points to a table where Raphael is sitting, Bandit Keith is also there, but polishing his gun-
Tristan: GAH! Are you kidding me!! He would kill me if I told him something like that!!!
Dartz: I see. Hey, where are Yugi and Valon?
Seto: In the bathroom, giving each other back tattoos.
Lily: Something about hearing you say that makes you sound like something was implied.
Allister: NOT YOU TOO!!!
Lily: Dude, chill.
Allister: No! It's not in my contract to be the kind that just chills!!! I'm the one who-
Seto: -kisses Allister-
Allister: -blushes, kisses back-
Lily: Ooh! Gimme a camera someone!
Dartz: -hands Lily his digital camera-
Lily: -takes a picture-
Seto: -pulls away then glares at Lily-
Lily: What? I can make a good amount of money if I show this to every business place in Japan.
Seto: Do that and I'll have to kill myself off of the show.
Lily: Nooooo!
Seto: Then don't show that.
Lily: Hmph, fine!
Valon: Guys! Look at my cool back tattoo!! -takes off his shirt and over jacket-
Joey: AAAAHHH! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!!!
Valon: Why, you don't like me showing off my upper-torso? -smirks-
Joey: NO!
Valon: -obviously is enjoying torturing Joey- But it's so much fun. I can turn straight guys gay!
Joey: PUT IT BACK ON!!
Lily: You could just look away if you don't like it, Joey.
Duke: I'm guessing Yugi drew it.
Valon: Yup! I'm sure if you ask, Yugi will let you use his pen to draw on Dartz. -laughs maniacally-
Duke: -turns eighty-seven shades of red-
Tristan: Wow, you don't look so healthy Duke.
Dartz: Why would you want to draw on me?
Duke: Um.. To let my creativity soar!
Dartz: Couldn't you do it on paper though?
Duke: Um.. Yeah... You're right.
Joey: So Yugi, what did Valon draw on your back? Lemme see!
Valon: OOOH! Getting a little too friendly with Yugi, don't you think?!
Joey: THAT'S NOT WHATS GOING ON!!!
Te'a: -walks into the cafeteria- Hello my wonderful friends! I'm back! I hope we-
Lily: Damn, does she ever go away?! -throws Auron's Masamune at Te'a-
Te'a: AAAH! -runs-
Auron: That was my best weapon, Lily! -walks off-
Me: Wait for me Auron!!!! -follows-
Auron: AAAAH! Fangirl! Nooooo! -runs so quickly he runs into the wall, no doubt due to the big gaping wound over his right eye-
Lily: ^^;
Yugi: -shows his back tattoo, which is a dingo-
(Oh, by the way, Valon's is of the millenium puzzle)
Dartz: Hmm... I need to find more souls.. Strong ones too..
Students: -walk into the class-
Dartz: Perfect. I know exactly which soul is going to be next.
Lily: -from outside classroom- Don't be too evil, you gotta teach stuff!
Dartz: Don't you have Math?
Lily: Oh, right! -runs off, trips on the floor, gets up, trips again, gets up and then gets to class-
Dartz: Spaz..
Student: TEACH US STUFF!
Dartz: Oh, right! Okay, today we will learn uh.. About the history of shiny things!
Duke: What?!
Dartz: Oh yes... You heard me, shiny things. How about you help me with this lesson?
Duke: Okay! -gets up from his desk and stands next to Dartz-
Dartz: Very good. -puts his arm around Duke's waist-
Tristan: -to Joey- Dude, what is Dartz doing?
Joey: Beats me, it's funny though! Look at Duke!
Duke: -turning ninety-seven shades of red-
(An hour later)
Dartz: Okay, class is over.
Students: Yay! -runs out of class-
Dartz: Oh Duke, would you meet me out in the back of school after you're done? I need to talk to you about something.
Duke: Alright!
Dartz: Good. -pulls his arm from Duke's waist-
Duke: -exits classroom-
Dartz: Heh, I knew that would be easy. Muahahaha!
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(This is in the hallway)
Lily: Ha! So Duke, I heard Dartz was flirting with you throughout History!
Duke: He was not! He just had his arm around my waist!
Lily: And when you say that, you mean you also turned ninety-seven shades of red, right?
Duke: Shut up!
Lily: ^_^ Relax, I'm just teasing you.
Duke: ;~; It's not fun.
Lily: Aww, I'm sorry. But I am right about the ninety-seven shades of red, right?
Duke: Yup.
Lily's thoughts: Hmm, I wonder if Duke knows Dartz is incredibly evil. Probably not. I'd tell him, but that is so not my place to go!
Duke: I gotta get to math class, ok?
Lily: Okay, see you later!
Duke: -walks to math class-
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Raphael: Alright class! Here is what we are going to learn!
Joey: -raises his hand-
Raphael: What, Mr. Wheeler?
Joey: Can I go to the bathroom?
Raphael: You mean can you hide in one of the stalls until school is over? No, you can't!
Bandit Keith: Ooh! Suh-lammed!
Joey: Shut your trap, Bandit Keith!!
Bandit Keith: No, this is a free country!! It might not be America, but still.
Joey: Well if you miss America so much, go back! We don't need nor want you here!
Bandit Keith: ...
Raphael: Enough! Both of you! This is a classroom, not a coliseum! If you want to fight, wait until after school!
Bandit Keith: He started it!
Raphael: Keith...
Bandit Keith: Alright, alright!
Raphael: Now then...
(After class)
Yugi: Mr. Raphael, here is my math test you gave us last Saturday. -hands Raphael papers-
Raphael: Thank you Yugi.
Yugi: -^^- No problem!
Valon: Yugi, you coming?
Yugi: Yes! See you tomorrow, Mr. Raphael!
Raphael: Bye.
Yugi: -walks to Valon- Okay, I'm ready! ^.^
Valon: Great! n.n
Lily: Where are you guys going?
Yugi: Hamburger World! Wanna come?
Lily: Sure!
The three of them: -walk out of school-
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Dartz: -waiting under a tree behind the school- Where is he? He said he was going to be here! Maybe I'm being too impatient! Nah!
Duke: -runs out to the tree- I am so sorry Dartz! My locker wouldn't open! And it took me awhile and a few punches to get my things inside of it!
Dartz: It is of no importance now.
Duke: Okay. So what did you want to talk about?
Dartz: You have a strong soul Duke, not many people do.
Duke: Really? -blushes- Thanks.
Dartz: -walks closer to Duke- It would please me to put it to good use.
Duke: What?!
Dartz: -puts his two fingers on Duke's forehead, and he falls to the ground, like he is lifeless- Perfect. Another one to the collection. Although it is quite sad, he was a good guy. I should at least take him to the hospital, I might be evil, but I'm polite also. -picks up Duke and starts walking to the hospital-
Whee! How did you guys like it? For all those Duke fans out there, sorry, but it's good for the plotline! Next chapter will be a one month anniversary party! Lily, once again, I hope you don't mind me using you for the story. ^^;;; Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the chapter!
