Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs! ( Chapter 22 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Another chapter! The day before my birthday too, whoop! Words to my reviewers:
 
Yenchna and Kentuski: Thanks! I'm turning Fourteen, yay! ^-^ I don't think I can KILL Te'a, most of the important characters are already deadish.. Okay, only two, but still… Heehee!
 
TheeBycth: Whee! I'm your favorite! -adds you to list of people who think I'm awesome- Nah, just kidding, mostly. <.< >.> <.< ^_^ Thanks for the info, I have stuff to work off of, I don't know what to put you as in the story, so I'm going to put in `Flightless Crow' like you said your friends call you ^^;; Hope you don't mind.
 
Lily: Oh Lily, he can get much more perverted. I can't take Auron off just yet, as Allister told readers in the last chapter, he was hurt badly. ^^;; But he'll be back at some point, when I feel like it. -evil laughter-
 
Darkrose 17: Don't send the squirrelies!! I helped them, they betrayyyyyyyy me!!!
 
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Auron, or Spongebob Square Pants, or TheeBycth, or Yenchna. Only this super nifteh shirt my mom got. (Which is a man's shirt, but it was super spiffeh so..)
 
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Dartz: I need to capture another soul today, my blood pressure depends on it!!
 
Valon: Since when does not capturing souls give you a high blood pressure?
 
Dartz: Since I stopped eating Cheerios, and switched to Cocoa Puffs!
 
Valon: Is that why you're so crazy, because your coo coo for Cocoa Puffs? >u<
 
????: Cocoa Puffs!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Allister: -super gasp- Who's there?!
 
????: IT IS I! -swings from a rope, rope snaps-
 
Valon: -_- You sure are a graceful one.
 
????: -cough- It is I, FLIGHTLESS CROW!!
 
Dartz: Do we know a Flightless Crow?
 
Allister: I dunno, let me see.. -checks in a book labeled `people we know'- Nope!
 
Flightless Crow: -takes a handful of Cocoa Puffs and eats it-
 
Dartz: O_O SHE ATE MY PUFFS!!
 
Valon: Hehe.. Hehehe..
 
Allister: >.< You're so gross, how did you ever become a Doom Group Worker?
 
Flightless Crow: Because he is special! ^_^
 
Valon: Yeah, special!
 
Allister: We should get to school.
 
Flightless Crow: Ooh, I go to the same school as you guys!
 
Valon: We didn't even mention what school we go to.
 
Flightless Crow: Well the Authoress made me have the knowledge of the school, so nyah!
 
Dartz: ;-; My Cocoa Puffs..
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Yugi: I miss Duke. T.T
 
Tristan: It's been four chapters since we last saw him and you are just NOW mentioning him?
 
Yugi: Yes. T.T
 
Joey: Poor Duke, when we find the punks who did this, their goin' down!
 
Valon: Who's going down? (Ironic, eh? xD)
 
Joey: No one!
 
Te'a: Do not worry, we'll avenge him because he was our friend and-
 
Yenchna: Screw not killing her! -throws magic explodey beans at Te'a then runs away- (Er, hope you don't mind me putting that ^^;)
 
Te'a: AHHH! -passes out-
 
Valon: Oh look, she passed out.
 
Allister: And the whole world cheered!
 
Valon: Where's Crow? Wasn't she with you?
 
Allister: Er, about that..
 
Valon: -_-;; Explain.
 
Allister: Well she kind of got lost.
 
Yugi: Who? -cute innocent eyes-
 
Valon: Some chick who randomly appeared at our house.
 
Flightless Crow: -runs in- HI!
 
Valon: Yo.
 
Yugi: -big innocent eyes- Hi, I'm Yugi!
 
Auron: -walks past- Hello children…
 
Yugi: A-A-A-A-A-A-Auron!
 
Tristan: Holy Guacamole! Auron addressed us!
 
Auron: /_- Didn't we get past this yesterday?
 
Valon: No.
 
Bell: LEAVE THE GUARDIAN ALONE AND HEAD TO CLASS BEFORE I SUSPEND YOU ALL!
 
Allister: Is it me, or is that bell getting more and more attitude each day?
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Teacher: Today we will be watching a video of the human body and how it works and junk.
 
Yugi: MY POOR EYES!! -cowers- Not the tape!! I'm gonna die in a week if I watch it!!
 
Valon: -_- Yugi, you're not gonna die.
 
Flightless Crow: Or is he? o.O
 
Seto: Shouldn't we have learned this stuff ages ago, why watch it again?
 
Teacher: Because most of the kids fell asleep during the thing.
 
Joey: And not because I put sleeping fumes in the class or anything, nosiree!
 
Allister: Eep, I don't wanna watch!!!
 
Teacher: DEAL, BRATS!! -puts in tape-
 
Tape: OHHHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!!
 
Yugi: We're saved!
 
Tristan: -singing along- SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
 
Everyone but the teacher: -stares at Tristan-
 
Tristan: What? I'm allowed to like it!
 
Teacher: There must be some mistake!! This is most definitely the right tape!
 
Seto: -whistles innocently-
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