Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ The Halloween Special ( Chapter 28 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Halloween chapter time! I bet you all have been missing the non-story chapters, huh? Oh well!

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't belong to me. Neither does Final Fantasy I, Transformers Armada, The Power Rangers, or the Carebears. Kyoshi and Damian, however, do.

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Dartz: 1... 2.... 3!!!!!

Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Dartz: -dressed as Banner- We've been waiting months and months to show off our SPOOOOOKY costumes!

Banner: -dressed as Dartz- And now is the day to celebrate with candy and scary things! AND we even hired a vampire to scare people with! -points to a table-

Damian: Hiroto... You told me it was going to be just us. You know I hate people...

Tristan: -dressed as a power ranger- ^^;; Well when I said just us, I meant just us people in the building!

Damian: ..... Did I mention how much animosity I have for you right now?

Valon: -dressed as a mummy, plays a creepy song on the organ-

Yugi: -dressed as a carebear- AHHH! My poor pure self is scared! -hides behind Joey-

Joey: -dressed like he was in the mob- Don't worry Yuge, I'll save you! -storms up to Valon-

Valon: Touch me and you die.

Joey: ^^;; `Nuff said! Sorry Yuge, can't help you! -goes to talk to Damian- Yo Damian, what's it like to be a vampire?

Damian: What's it like to have every bit of your body be in a really twisted pain?

Joey: Er.. Painful?

Damian: Exactly. Go away.

Te'a: -dressed as the grim reaper- Now Damian knows how to speak with people! Those stupid goody-goodies! I hate them! GRRRR! >.<

Duke: -dressed as a Transformers Armada Robot- Te'a, are you okay?

Te'a: DIE MORTAL! -hits Duke with her scythe-

Duke: OWWWWW! OW! OW! OW!

Raphael: Te'a, knock it the hell off! -dressed as an angel... OF DEATH!-

Te'a: Make me!

Raphael: Fine, I will! -pulls out a bunny... OF DEATH!-

Te'a: Wow. SCARRRRY!

Raphael: -_-; It's an exploding bunny, and it explodes on contact.

Damian: I NEED ONE! -grabs a bunny and chucks it at Tristan-

Tristan: DURRR? -explodes-

Banner: o_o;;; Uh.. That's not good, right?

Dartz: What do YOU think, moron?!

Banner: >_< Well I don't know! I'm new to the cast, meanie!

Pharaoh: -dressed as a pimp- Meowwww! -claws at Dartz's leg-

Duke: Well it all depends! No one really likes Tristan, so it's most probably a good thing.

Banner: That's mean.

Duke: It's the truth.

Dartz: Why are we all standing around jabbering? This is supposed to be a PARTY!

The great Leviathan: -walks? in with a boombox- Can anyone give me a `WHOOP! WHOOP!?'

Everyone: Uh... WHOOP WHOOP!

Leviathan: Great! Who's the DJ? I need to bust a move! And You all are ruining my rhythm with your not DJing!

Raphael: I can be the DJ... OF DEATH! -walks over to the DJ table... OF DEATH-

Bandit Keith: -walks in, dressed as a ninja- BK IS IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUSE!

Raphael: BK?

Bandit Keith: Bandit Keith, duh. What else would I be referring to?

Raphael: Burger King?

Bandit Keith: Uh.. No.

Raphael: Oh right, stupid me. -_-

Leviathan: -gets on the dance-floor and starts break-dancing, destroying chairs, tables, and nearly squishing Damian-

Duke: Damian, shouldn't you.. I don't know, move?

Damian: Anything is better than being here..

Dartz: Leave then. No one's forcing you to be here.

Damian: It's not my style to leave somewhere that I've already agreed to go to..

Duke: -_-;; Oh RIGHT! Your STYLE! How could I stupidly forget? Dartz, do you wanna dance?

Dartz: Erm.. Sure! -they walk off-

Damian: Stupid mortals.. -stalks over to a table-

Pegasus: -dressed as funny bunny- And I was like `Girl, those are some nice shoes!'

Zigfried: -dressed as a valkyrie- Zen vat happened??

Pegasus: She was all `You flaming?' And I was like `Say what?!'

Seto: -dressed as Dracula, drinks some punch- Well she probably had a point..

Pegasus: NO! Really?

Zigfried: Don't vorry heir Pegasus, people ask me zat all ze time!

Pegasus: Really?

Zigfried: Really.

Pegasus and Zigfried: -both look at each other with googly eyes-

Seto: I'm going before I decide to kill myself. -walks off-

Allister: -dressed as the Celtic Guardian- Hey Seto, why are you walking over to the dark corner?

Seto: Hi Allister. -kisses Allister on the cheek-

Me: -dressed as a nerd- Awwwww.

Seto: -rolls his eyes- Don't you have somebody else you can harass? What about Bakura?

Me: -looks back at Bakura, who is dressed as a White Mage- He's too adorable to annoy!

Seto: ANYWAY! -turns to Allister- Zigfried and Pegasus are both giving each other googly eyes. The thought of them together really scares me. So I'm going over there where I won't need to think about it.

Allister: Can I come?

Seto: -smiling- I was hoping you would. -him and Allister walk off-

Me: -walks over to Mokuba- So I guess you don't mind your brother going out with Allister?

Mokuba: -dressed as the Dark Magician- No. At first I was worried, but Leon told me it's okay, because Zigfried had a bunch of boyfriends, and nothing bad ever happened!

Leon: -dressed as the Dark Magician Girl- I told you not to tell anyone I told you that!

Mokuba: Can I help it? She's the authoress! One way or another, she would've gotten me to tell her!

Miruko: -dressed as the evil Dark Magician that Arkana had- Yeah, Authoress' have the power to do that, Leon. DUH!

Leon: .................... OKAY!

Me: I'm going to go stand inconspicuously near Duke and Dartz and NOT do anything like take pictures.

Leon: Okay! Bye! -waves-

Me: -walks off-

Miruko: -hits Leon in the back of the head with his staff- Moron, that means she IS going to go stand very conspicuously near Duke and Dartz to go take pictures! God, newcomers these days..

Mokuba: Don't be mean, he doesn't know!

Miruko: OHHHHH! So now you're standing up for him! Are those wedding bells I hear ringing?

Mokuba: Uh.. Miruko? We're like 10. We're not even supposed to be thinking of that kind of stuff until we're like.. Yugi's age or something!

Miruko: You don't see Yugi thinking about that stuff!

Yugi: -swinging in a tree-swing that magically appeared in the building- La la la la la la la!! ^_^

Valon: -plays another creepy song on the organ-

Bandit Keith: -spikes the punch and giggles evilly-

Damian: What are you doing?

Bandit Keith: Spiking the punch, what's it look like I'm doing?

Damian: That sounds.... EVIL!

Valon: -plays creepy music on the organ-

Bandit Keith: Yeah, want some?

Damian: No thank you. I prefer blood. Specifically Jounouchi's.

Bandit Keith: -_- Please don't make this a repeat of last time.

Damian: It won't be a repeat, Kyoshi isn't here.

Bandit Keith: Maybe he is, maybe you just don't know it. o.0

Doorbell: -rings-

Te'a: -answers it- Hello?

Little kids: Trick or treat!

Te'a: GET THE ^%%@ AWAY FROM HERE, YOU BRATS!

Joey: O_O Te'a are you sure you're okay?

Te'a: -slams the door shut and turns to Joey- ^-^ I'm peachy!

Joey: O_O -passes out-

Damian: Now is my chance!

Zorro: -swings from a vine, but falls on top of Damian by accident- Ow.. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HURT KAT- I mean, this man!

Damian: ... Kyoshi, is that you?

Zorro: Er.. NO! I am Zorro, protector of the good, enemy of the bad, wearer of black things!

Te'a: -takes off the Zorro mask- Kyoshi...

Kyoshi: ^^;; But I was really good, wasn't I?

Damian: No.

Kyoshi: At least I actually have a costume! So nyah!

Damian: -sighs- Whatever, I'm going back to the table.

Dartz: But wait! It's time for the goody-bags!

Raphael: I put the candy in them myself. The candy... OF DEATH!

Bandit Keith: You know, it gets kind of repetitive after awhile.

Raphael: Shut up, my costume is cool!

Bandit Keith: So is mine!

Leviathan: But MINE is the best!

Kyoshi: And you're supposed to be...

Leviathan: A rainbow fish, see my skin? -his er.. Skin has some crayon colored onto it-

Te'a: Well how flippin' great for you! -grumbles about how much she hates everyone-

Dartz: Just sit on the floor you guys.

Everyone: -sits in a big circle, even Leviathan... Somehow..-

Dartz: I'll start. -hands a bag to Duke- I made this one myself. Except for Raphael putting the candy-

Raphael: OF DEATH!

Dartz: Right.. He put the candy in.

Duke: -opens bag- It's a free card for a life-time supply of eye-makeup! DARTZ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! -goes to tackle Dartz, but is pulled back by Banner and Kyoshi-

Kyoshi: Calm down, Otogi-san! You can do all this later when we're not in the room.

Duke: Fine.

Leviathan: Oh! I made a bag for Dartz! -hands Dartz a bag, even though it doesn't have hands-

Dartz: -opens bag- Oh, a free one-day pass to Sea World. That's um.. Thanks? But the candy looks good!

Leviathan: ^-^ No need to thank me!

(Because of my general laziness in writing all the stuff of what everyone put into everyone's goodybag, I'll just skip some of this.)

Te'a: And last but not least, Yugi, I made this special for you! -hands him a bag-

Yugi: ^_^ Goody! -opens bag- O_O A death certificate?!

Damian: -sighs- That's so romantic.

Valon: Uh.. Damian, that's not romantic, it's creepy!

Yugi: I'll er.. Put in on my wall.

Te'a: You better, it took a lot of time and persuasion to get that!

Tristan: ;_; What about me?

Damian: -hands Tristan a bag- Here, it took me hours to uh.. Make it all deluxe for you.

Tristan: Aww, you do care about me!

Damian: Uh.. Yeah!

Tristan: -opens bag- EWWW!

Kyoshi: What's in it?

Tristan: -holds up a dead rotted hand-

Kyoshi and Te'a: COOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Damian: You don't know how many graves I needed to visit to get that. You're not being very grateful..

Tristan: I uh.. You um... Thanks. I've never gotten anything like it. It's definitely one of a kind!

Damian: Oh, so you were being modest? Why? Don't worry, I'll try and get you the matching one for Christmas.

Tristan: Great..

Dartz: Well I guess that concludes our little party, readers! I hope you enjoyed participating with us. We enjoyed you guys watching us creepily as if we were a fanfiction or something. So from all of us...

Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Wolves: Aw aw AWHOOOOOOOOOOOO!