Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon's Love ❯ Sweet Revenge ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, or any of that stuff. Right.

AnimeFan: Gasp!! Can it be! Yes...it is! I'm actually writing a story that isn't Yami/Seto!! What the hell is wrong with me!! Actually, this is a strange little love story I thought up for our always favorite character, Seto Kaiba. Yep, this is a sort of a human/duel monster story. Bear with me people, I swear this doesn't mean I no longer love Yami/Seto pairings...it's just that I wanted to try this out.

Pairing: ????/Seto/???; Ryou/Bakura/?????

Summary: Seto discovers just how real duel monsters can be.

Yami - Yami Yugi
Bakura - Yami Bakura
Ryou - Ryou Bakura
Honda - Triston

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Chapter 1 -- Sweet Revenge


Seto Kaiba stared sadly out the window near his desk, not paying any attention to the teacher's lecturing. He was to busy going over in his mind the humiliating defeat of his duel the other day with Yami. Why, why was it always him? Why did he always have to lose? Why did Yami have to reject him like that!! Well, he'd make sure Yami would regret what he'd done to him. Yep, in fact, he had already talked to Bakura during lunch and set everything up for the perfect revenge.

All he had ever wanted was for the pharaoh to love him in return. But Yami didn't. Why couldn't he have just said no Kaiba I don't love you? Why did he have to laugh and mock him!? Well, nobody shoots Seto Kaiba down to earth with a grenade launcher and gets away with it!!! Yami Motou, prepare yourself! Like you took something precious from me I'm going to take something just as precious from you!!

Finally, the school bell rang and Seto was able to pack up his books and leave the class. He hurried down the hall, pushing past the goggling girls to slip inside of his limo that was waiting for him. "The usual, Greg." Resting back into the chair, Seto looked out the window and watched as his driver headed over to Mokuba's school. That was the brunette's life in a nut shell. Wake up, spend ten minutes with his little brother, skip breakfast, arrive at school fashionably on time, sit through boring classes though he already knew everything the teacher's taught, get out of school, pick Mokuba up from school, drop him off at home, then on to work, and coming home for bed at 12 o'clock. Nothing was ever new or exciting in his daily life. There was no escape from it, what love could of freed him from he had been denied. Yami would pay.

"Hi big brother!!! Guess what we did at school today!?" Seto smiled as his little brother jumped into the limo and started rattling off about a math race and how he'd beat everyone. Gods, he loved his little brother so much. Mokuba was so cute and sweet in every way. The little Kaibi was practically the only person in the world who didn't want Seto for his money or fame. Mokuba just wanted him for a brother and he was more then happy to give the kid what he wanted. Seto nodded as Mokuba started talking about homework and math, making a face as he showed the older boy his assignment, fractions.

Seto laughed and ruffled his brother's hair. He definitely loved his little brother. The rest of their ride flew by as Seto talked about school and stuff with his little brother. He didn't second think anything as Mokuba hugged him and jumped out of the limo to go inside. It was another rerun, his life, the same thing would happen tomorrow...and the day after that, and the day after that. It had always been that way, until Yami had come into his life. Then things started happening. The whole ordeal with Pegasus, Malik and Battle City, this whole millennium item crap. That's why he'd fallen for his rival. Yami had brought excitement and change into his dull world.

Of course, when Seto had finally decided to confess his love Yami had laughed at him. Gritting his teeth, the brunette grabbed his things as the limo pulled up in front of Kaiba Corps. He slammed the door as he entered the building, mentally smiling as the people around him scurried to make way. They knew what would happen if they got in his way when he was in this sort of mood. As he reached the level of his office, he spoke to his secretary without stopping or looking at her, "I'm expecting a visit from a guy named Bakura today. The moment he's in this building he is to be sent up to my office immediately and I want to be notified asap."

He slammed the door to his office and set his suitcase on the desk. Time to get to normal stuff. He pulled of his school jacket and pants, throwing them into his backpack while pulling his plum colored trench coat, blue shirt, and dark blue pants out and slipping that on. Once he was out of that damn uniform, he took his place in his seat and reached for the first stack of papers waiting on the table for him.

"Excuse me, Mister Kaiba, the boy Bakura is here to see you."

Seto looked up at the clock on his wall in surprise. He'd been so absorbed in his work he hadn't noticed the time. It was already 11:30 pm. Pressing the button on his desk, he gave his secretary the ok to let Bakura in. Then he pushed aside the papers he'd been working on and relaxed into his chair as his albino-haired friend strutted in like he owned the place. Seto wasn't surprised, that was one of the things he liked about Bakura. You could threaten the yami all you want and he'd just threaten right on back.

Bakura smirked at him and allowed himself to sit down in the chair in front of Seto's desk. It wasn't the first time he'd been in that office. Seto had called on Bakura many times, he was the yami's number one client. "Thanks for coming, Bakura. Would you like something to drink?" Bakura shrugged and leaned back in his chair, resting his shoes on the desk, "You no I don't need to eat or drink. But if you insist, I wouldn't mind." Seto ignored Bakura's lack of manners and shrugged, "Suit yourself. So, is everything ready?" The albino picked at some fuzz on his black sweater and gave a slight nod, "Just waiting for you." Seto nodded and slipped off his trench coat to where he was only wearing his darkened clothes, "Then let's go."

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Two dark figures crouched under the windowsill of the Turtle Game Shop, careful to remain silent. If anyone had been passing by, they would not of noticed the two boys there. That's the advantage of doing your dirty work on a moonless night. Seto tied one end of the rope to a rock then stepped back and watched as Bakura tossed the rock-ended rope towards the topmost window of the shop. A loud crash and fallen glass poured down as the rock smashed through the window and skidded across the room.

Bakura and Seto kept low till it was clear no attention had been lured by the noise and Bakura tugged on the rope, making sure it had latched onto something in the room. "I still don't understand why we couldn't of used those little rope hook things." Seto shrugged and gave the rope a tug of his own, just in case, "I told you, I couldn't get a hold of any. You're sure they're out tonight?" The albino nodded his head, "I made absolutely sure. Otherwise we'd have Yami staring down at us from his window. Just go and get back quickly. We don't know when they'll return and if they do before you're out of there it's every man for himself."

Seto nodded and grasped the rope in his gloved hands, thankful for all the P.E. classes he'd been forced to take. The climb up was relatively uneventful and he thanked Bakura's gods for giving them a dark night to work in. He kept remembering the advice he'd heard so many times, revenge always backfires on the person. Well, we was Seto Kaiba and he never failed at anything! Er...except duel monsters. But that was all about to change. Seto smirked as he got to the broken window, grasping hold of the pane and pulling himself through and inside.

He immediately stood and surveyed his surroundings. The room was dark, with a bed to the left, a desk to the north wall, and a closet. The walls were littered with posters of duel monsters and the floor had some clothes thrown here and there. "My, my, Yami. Not the tidy one are we." He peeked out the window to give Bakura the sign that meant all was running smoothly, then turned to start searching. Well, he might as well make it clear that someone had broken into the dark one's room. He smirked as he reached into the closet and started tossing clothes behind his shoulder, not caring were they fell in the room.

Once the closet had been raided, he turned to the desk and pulled open its drawers, his smirk widening as he threw underwear and such around the room. He took one especially embarrassing peace and threw it out the window to Bakura. Bakura caught it and a brief exchange of silent words between them got the yami to fully understand the usefulness of this peace of clothing. With that done, Seto turned to retrieve what he had come to get. Looking around he spotted Yami's most beloved card laying on the desk next to some pages with hieroglyphs on them. Smiling triumphantly, Seto took the Dark Magician and slipped it into his pocket. Satisfied with himself, he turned to leave but stopped as something else caught his eye. Looking back to where the Dark Magician card had been, Seto spotted another card that made him glow with pure mischievous happiness. There was Joey's Red Eyes Black Dragon, lying...calling him over to take it.

Of course, he took it and put it into his pocket next to the Dark Magician. With that done, Seto glanced around the room to inspect his work. Pausing before the window, he picked up Yami's history essay he had left lying on his bed and giggled evilly. He folded it into a paper airplane and put it into his pocket. With that, he checked out the window with Bakura to make sure the coast was clear before swinging out the window and descending down to the ground outside. Bakura met him and the brunette smiled happily, "Mission success. Let's head home troop." He took out the paper airplane homework and tossed it in the direction of the next door neighbor's dog house, then the two boys smiled and headed back to the limo waiting for them.

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Seto relaxed in his chair, waiting for the school bell to ring for lunch. He was rather happy that day and had even smiled at several people that morning. Of course, why wouldn't he be happy when Yami's beloved Dark Magician and Joey's treasured Red Eyes were on his bed at home. The bell rang and he bolted out of the classroom, in a hurry to meet Bakura at the school's flagpole. His revenge wasn't quite over yet. He stopped at his locker and pulled out the bag with Yami's embarrassing boxers in them out and his laptop computer.

"Hey, did you hear!? Yami Motou got robbed last night."

"Are you serious!"

"Yeah, the only thing that was stolen though were two duel monster cards."

"Weird..."

Seto turned to the ladies next to his locker and smiled at them, "Good-afternoon ladies. Hope you're enjoying your day." One of the girl's fainted while the other one just stared, gaping as Seto continued on his marry way to meet Bakura in front of the school office. He was having to much fun for his own good, but hell, he never got to have fun most of the time. Why not enjoy it while he can? The albino was waiting for him in front of the office, his arms crossed and a huge smile playing at the corners of his lips. Seto nodded at him happily, "You ready for Mission Entire-School-Humiliation?" Bakura laughed evilly and slapped him a high five, "Am I ever! Ryou is already making sure that Yami walks out at the right moment." The brunette nodded and swung the bag over his shoulder, "I'll show Yami how it feels to be hurt and humiliated."

Seto checked to make sure the coast was clear before crossing the school grounds to the flag pole. There he lowered the Japanese flag and placed Yami's boxers on the line instead. He checked to make sure the were on good and tight, before pulling the ropes to raise them into the air. Once they were up Seto stepped back and checked his watch, waiting for the time his revenge would be complete, "5...4...3...2...1..."

"Um...excuse me...hello...is this thing on? People, we'd like to draw your attention away from your studies for a moment to sing our new school anthem. Could everyone step outside to the flag grounds for this important patriotic moment in Domino High's history!?"

Seto smiled as the last of Bakura's words faded under the roar of hundreds of students descended to the flag grounds. Seto smiled approvingly as he noticed Yami and the others in front of the stampede of kids. They all assembled around the flag pole and laughter broke out as people noticed the boxers and pointed them out to the other students next to them.

"Hey!! Ha haha!! Look at that piece!!"

"Look! There's a hole right where the crotch is!! Ahahahahaha!!!!"

Seto noticed with satisfaction as Yami's face turned pale and a blush crept across it. He knew Yami recognized them as his own. Bakura's voice came back over the intercom and Seto got into position to sing the national anthem of their country. Everyone sang along, though for many it was a struggle to not fall over laughing. Finally...

"We'd like to thank all of you for your participation and a special thanks to Yami Motou for donating us these lovely boxers of his to use for this special occasion. I'd like to say hi to all my friends and...uh oh...OH SHIT!!"

"Bakura! Unhand that megaphone right now!!"

"Um, thank you all and once again thank you Yami Motou. This is your beloved host, signing off! Ahhhh!! Hey, damnit you bitch!!!"

Seto could of died laughing there as Yami continued to stare in disbelief at his boxers blowing in the wind. It was just to good of a day! Take that Yami Motou, no one messes with Seto Kaiba! Now, he'd better go bust Bakura out of detention, then head home to happily go over the lovely events of today.

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AnimeFan: Ahahahaha! I'm sorry for all you Yami fans. I love Yami too but it was so damn funny having Seto and Bakura do this. Next chapter isn't as funny as this one, but Seto discovers the consequences of his actions, the question is is it good or bad consequences? Review and tell me what you think!! ^-^'