Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DRUNK AND STUPID!!! ❯ The Game begins ( Chapter 1 )
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By: FunnyWriter 
Ehem lets say there's a bunch of stupid stuff and uh Marik thinks he's seeing fireworks.....again....
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.09.2004 | Pages: 9 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 723 | Status: Completed
Ehem lets say there's a bunch of stupid stuff and uh Marik thinks he's seeing fireworks.....again....
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.09.2004 | Pages: 9 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 723 | Status: Completed
Twilight Key: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
Yami: Why do you always laugh in every one of your fics???
Twilight Key: I don't laugh in every one of my fics! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
Marik: AAAAAAH!!!! MENTALNESS!!!! *jumps in the river*
Yami Marik: Where'd this river come from???
Twlight Key: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
Yami: See....again with the laughing!!!!!
Twilight Key: *barks at them* I don't laugh alot!!!!!
Yami: Why the hell did you just bark at us??
Marik: Ooooh!!!!! I know!!!!! The answer is seven!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: 0.o....
InuYasha: Barking!!!! Where?? I wanna bark!!! ROOF ROOF!!!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha control yourself!!!
InuYasha: OOOH!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!! BOOGERS!!!!
Marik: NO!!!! IT'S SEVEN!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Both begin to argue*
Yami Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UUUP!!!! THERE WASN'T EVEN A QUESTION!!!! AND THE DAMN
ANSWER WOULDN'T BE SEVEN!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: YAAAAY!!!! IT'S BOOGERS THEN!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: NOO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
InuYasha: Yaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
*Marik and Inu start dancing*
Kagome: AAAAAAAH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *runs away*
Twilight Key: *glares at the readers* see what I have to put up with!!!!!!
Washu: Don't worry Kagome...I know what it's like to live with an idiot....
Kagome: At least someone understands me...
Yugi: *enters and the heavens begin to sing*
Heavens: Awwwwwwwww!!!!
Yugi: Where the hell did these heavens come from???
Heavens: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Marik: *shoots the heavens* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: Hey you shot my uncle!!!!!!
Kagome: The heavens is your uncle????
InuYasha: Who's the idiot that told you that???
Kagome: Never mind........O_O
Twilight Key: OK!!!! DISCLAIMER TIME!!!!!!!!
Marik: NOOO!!! NOT THE DISCLAIMER!!!! NOT THE ALL POWERFUL DISCLAIMER!!! *grabs yugi by
the collar and shakes him* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THE DISCLAIMER IS
COMING!!!!! SOMEBODY WITH A HEART SAVE US!!!!!!
Everyone: 0.o........
Marik: Wait....what the fuk is a disclaimer?????
Bakura: Uh I'll do it........um T.K. Doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh InuYasha or Tenchi Muyo.
Twilight Key: At least someone has a brain around here...
Marik: I KNOW!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: NO!!!! BOOGERS!!!!
Yami Bakura: ErrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window*
Tea: 0.o what's gotten into him???
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!
Tea: Yaaay!!! Where!!!!
Twilight Key: Let's just start the story before someone gets hurt......
Tea: I wanna see boogers!!!!!!!
Twilight Key: Look up your nose....I promise you that you'll find ALOT.
Yugi: Or look up my ---
Everyone: YUGI!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: What!!! It's nothing nasty!!!!!
Yami Marik: But if I said it, it would be nasty!!!
Everyone: *gulps*
Twilight Key: Let me um start the story before YM shows something unwanting to see......
Story Starts
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Yugi: I'm bored......
Bakura: Me too.....
Yami Marik: So is my ass........
Everyone: 0.o.........
Yugi: I know!!!!! Lets play a game!!!!!
Marik: I know!!! Let's play fuk duck!!!!!! *starts singing and clapping* FUK DUCK!! FUK DUCK!!! FUK
DUCK!!!!!
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!
Marik: Meanie!!!!!!
Yugi:Let's play truth or dare!
Bakura: Uh no....remember the last time we played????
Yugi: Oh right....you and Yami kissed, Joey screamed he was a big fart, Marik was naked, Seto kissed
Ishizu and Yami Marik was gay...
Yami Marik: You mean is gay....
Yami Bakura: *Moves away from YM*
Kaiba: hmmm are you all up to playing I never????
Yugi: YAY!!!! LET'S PLAY!!!!!
Yami Bakura: I got the drinks!!!!!
Bakura: Um where'd you get these from????
Yami Bakura: *raises his eyebrow* do you really want to know my little idiot???
Bakura: 0.o........that's ok....I don't wanna know.....
*everyone is handed a glass of whine and they start off with Kaiba*
Kaiba: Alright.....I never watched Barney....at this age........
*Yami Marik/Marik sip*
Bakura: You guys still watch barney????
Marik: HE MAKE'S ME WATCH IT!!!! *points a finger at Yami Marik*
Yami Marik: I love watching that bear shake his purple ass on t.v
Bakura: It's a dinosaur......
Yami Marik: It's a bear!
Yugi: Um...Bakura's right It's a dinosaur...
Yami Marik: IT'S A FUK'N BEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *Gulps* OK it's a bear............
Joey : Good now let me go....I never wore a bra.....
*all the girls/ Yami Marik sip*
Everyone: 0.o.............
Joey: You wore a bra????
Yami Marik: It feels good to wear one....you really should try......
Joey: uhhhh no thanks..........
Yugi: OOH!!! MY TURN!!!!!! I never made out with Yami!!!!
Bakura: *growls* I hate you *sips*
Tea: Oooh!!! Now my turn!!! I never touched a guy's ass!!!!!
*Mai, Ishizu and Yami Marik sip*
Ishizu: Please don't ask YM why he did that because I don't want to know....really....I don't..
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Shut up you gay ass....now let me go next.........
Yami Marik: You know you want me YB.........
Yami Bakura: *Looks like he's about to throw up*
Yami Marik: See he does want me!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Um just let him go his turn.........
Yami Marik: I know you also want me Yugi...*wink at him*
Yugi: *scared* Um Yami.....uh help PLEASE!!!!!
Yami: Shut up Marik!
Marik: But I didn't do anything!!!!!
Yami: not you Marik!!! I mean the other Marik!!!!!
Marik: So there's 4 marik's????
Yami: No there's 2 Marik's!
Marik: Well then where's the other one!!!
Yami: *agrivated* right there!!! *points at YM*
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Marik: That's not me!!!!!
Yami: *begins to bang his head on the wall*
Marik: OOOH!!!!! A NEW EXCERCISE!!!!! *begins banging his head on the wall*
Yami Bakura:....how stupid......
Bakura: Just go your turn already!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ok...I never kissed a banana.........
*Joey/Tristan/Yugi sip*
Yugi: Banana's are pretty!!!!!!
Joey: I just love food....
Tristan: I had nothing better to do that day......
Bakura: So you kissed a banana???
Tristan: Yup....
Bakura: You poor poor soul........
Tristan: Whatever.....let me go now!!! Um I uh never uh made out with Miho....
Bakura: You mean Miho Nosaka?? Your old crush????
Tristan: Yeh....
*then Bakura/ Yami Bakura/ Tea sip*
Tea: Oh don't mind me!!!! I like this stuff!!! *hic* its *hic* good!!!!!! *hic*
Tristan: *glares at both bakura's* I can't believe you kissed her!!!!
Bakura: *blushes*
Yami Bakura: Yup and she's a good kisser too..........
*Then one hour later everyone 's moping around drunk*
Yugi: YAAAAY!!!!! *hic* I'M!! *hic* SUPER MAN!!!!!! *jumps out the window to fly*
Yami: Can someone *hic* please *hic* tell *hic* Yugi.........*falls asleep*
Joey: What was he gonna say??? *hic*
Mai: *trys to walk around drunk* WHHEEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M SAILOR VENUS!!!!!!
Nina: Hey that's not a nice thing to say!!!!
Tea: *hic* Neither is this!!! *hic* I'M A BIG SLUT!!!!! WHEEE!!!!! *Dances around*
*Yami Bakura walks around drunk outside*
Yami Bakura: *looks at the restrooms then smiles evily* When I'm *hic* Drunk *hic I'm *hic* extra EVIL!!!
*blows up the restrooms*
Yami Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! AND I HOPE *hic* THAT PEOPLE WERE IN IT!!!!!!!*begins
running around like a crazy man*
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *also drunk and feeling evil* let me
see.....*looks over at Pegasus and grins*
Yugi: What's *hic* YM *hic* doing?????
Joey: *hic* dunno........
Pegasus: Why hello there.....you're marik right????
Yami Marik: *grins*
Pegasus: Well I best be on my way!!!!
*then YM gives Pegasus an atomic wedgie by putting the atomic bomb down his pants*
Pegasus: *explodes*
Yugi: Ewwwwww *hic* wwwwwwww!!!!!!
Marik: OOOOH!!!! FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!
Joey: really *hic* nasty *hic* fireworks............
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Marik: wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
End of chapter
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Twilight Key: I'll write more later....it'll take me a while.....I wrote this while I was sick *sneezes* see what I
mean???? You'll have to be patient for the next part!!!! Oh and that Tooth fairy sequal from my other fic
will come soon....well bye!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!
InuYasha: NO!!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: AAAAAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
Yami: Why do you always laugh in every one of your fics???
Twilight Key: I don't laugh in every one of my fics! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
Marik: AAAAAAH!!!! MENTALNESS!!!! *jumps in the river*
Yami Marik: Where'd this river come from???
Twlight Key: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
Yami: See....again with the laughing!!!!!
Twilight Key: *barks at them* I don't laugh alot!!!!!
Yami: Why the hell did you just bark at us??
Marik: Ooooh!!!!! I know!!!!! The answer is seven!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: 0.o....
InuYasha: Barking!!!! Where?? I wanna bark!!! ROOF ROOF!!!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha control yourself!!!
InuYasha: OOOH!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!! BOOGERS!!!!
Marik: NO!!!! IT'S SEVEN!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Both begin to argue*
Yami Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UUUP!!!! THERE WASN'T EVEN A QUESTION!!!! AND THE DAMN
ANSWER WOULDN'T BE SEVEN!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: YAAAAY!!!! IT'S BOOGERS THEN!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: NOO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
InuYasha: Yaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
*Marik and Inu start dancing*
Kagome: AAAAAAAH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *runs away*
Twilight Key: *glares at the readers* see what I have to put up with!!!!!!
Washu: Don't worry Kagome...I know what it's like to live with an idiot....
Kagome: At least someone understands me...
Yugi: *enters and the heavens begin to sing*
Heavens: Awwwwwwwww!!!!
Yugi: Where the hell did these heavens come from???
Heavens: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Marik: *shoots the heavens* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: Hey you shot my uncle!!!!!!
Kagome: The heavens is your uncle????
InuYasha: Who's the idiot that told you that???
Kagome: Never mind........O_O
Twilight Key: OK!!!! DISCLAIMER TIME!!!!!!!!
Marik: NOOO!!! NOT THE DISCLAIMER!!!! NOT THE ALL POWERFUL DISCLAIMER!!! *grabs yugi by
the collar and shakes him* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THE DISCLAIMER IS
COMING!!!!! SOMEBODY WITH A HEART SAVE US!!!!!!
Everyone: 0.o........
Marik: Wait....what the fuk is a disclaimer?????
Bakura: Uh I'll do it........um T.K. Doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh InuYasha or Tenchi Muyo.
Twilight Key: At least someone has a brain around here...
Marik: I KNOW!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: NO!!!! BOOGERS!!!!
Yami Bakura: ErrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window*
Tea: 0.o what's gotten into him???
InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!
Tea: Yaaay!!! Where!!!!
Twilight Key: Let's just start the story before someone gets hurt......
Tea: I wanna see boogers!!!!!!!
Twilight Key: Look up your nose....I promise you that you'll find ALOT.
Yugi: Or look up my ---
Everyone: YUGI!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: What!!! It's nothing nasty!!!!!
Yami Marik: But if I said it, it would be nasty!!!
Everyone: *gulps*
Twilight Key: Let me um start the story before YM shows something unwanting to see......
Story Starts
........................................................................... ........................................................................... .............................
Yugi: I'm bored......
Bakura: Me too.....
Yami Marik: So is my ass........
Everyone: 0.o.........
Yugi: I know!!!!! Lets play a game!!!!!
Marik: I know!!! Let's play fuk duck!!!!!! *starts singing and clapping* FUK DUCK!! FUK DUCK!!! FUK
DUCK!!!!!
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!
Marik: Meanie!!!!!!
Yugi:Let's play truth or dare!
Bakura: Uh no....remember the last time we played????
Yugi: Oh right....you and Yami kissed, Joey screamed he was a big fart, Marik was naked, Seto kissed
Ishizu and Yami Marik was gay...
Yami Marik: You mean is gay....
Yami Bakura: *Moves away from YM*
Kaiba: hmmm are you all up to playing I never????
Yugi: YAY!!!! LET'S PLAY!!!!!
Yami Bakura: I got the drinks!!!!!
Bakura: Um where'd you get these from????
Yami Bakura: *raises his eyebrow* do you really want to know my little idiot???
Bakura: 0.o........that's ok....I don't wanna know.....
*everyone is handed a glass of whine and they start off with Kaiba*
Kaiba: Alright.....I never watched Barney....at this age........
*Yami Marik/Marik sip*
Bakura: You guys still watch barney????
Marik: HE MAKE'S ME WATCH IT!!!! *points a finger at Yami Marik*
Yami Marik: I love watching that bear shake his purple ass on t.v
Bakura: It's a dinosaur......
Yami Marik: It's a bear!
Yugi: Um...Bakura's right It's a dinosaur...
Yami Marik: IT'S A FUK'N BEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *Gulps* OK it's a bear............
Joey : Good now let me go....I never wore a bra.....
*all the girls/ Yami Marik sip*
Everyone: 0.o.............
Joey: You wore a bra????
Yami Marik: It feels good to wear one....you really should try......
Joey: uhhhh no thanks..........
Yugi: OOH!!! MY TURN!!!!!! I never made out with Yami!!!!
Bakura: *growls* I hate you *sips*
Tea: Oooh!!! Now my turn!!! I never touched a guy's ass!!!!!
*Mai, Ishizu and Yami Marik sip*
Ishizu: Please don't ask YM why he did that because I don't want to know....really....I don't..
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Shut up you gay ass....now let me go next.........
Yami Marik: You know you want me YB.........
Yami Bakura: *Looks like he's about to throw up*
Yami Marik: See he does want me!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Um just let him go his turn.........
Yami Marik: I know you also want me Yugi...*wink at him*
Yugi: *scared* Um Yami.....uh help PLEASE!!!!!
Yami: Shut up Marik!
Marik: But I didn't do anything!!!!!
Yami: not you Marik!!! I mean the other Marik!!!!!
Marik: So there's 4 marik's????
Yami: No there's 2 Marik's!
Marik: Well then where's the other one!!!
Yami: *agrivated* right there!!! *points at YM*
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Marik: That's not me!!!!!
Yami: *begins to bang his head on the wall*
Marik: OOOH!!!!! A NEW EXCERCISE!!!!! *begins banging his head on the wall*
Yami Bakura:....how stupid......
Bakura: Just go your turn already!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ok...I never kissed a banana.........
*Joey/Tristan/Yugi sip*
Yugi: Banana's are pretty!!!!!!
Joey: I just love food....
Tristan: I had nothing better to do that day......
Bakura: So you kissed a banana???
Tristan: Yup....
Bakura: You poor poor soul........
Tristan: Whatever.....let me go now!!! Um I uh never uh made out with Miho....
Bakura: You mean Miho Nosaka?? Your old crush????
Tristan: Yeh....
*then Bakura/ Yami Bakura/ Tea sip*
Tea: Oh don't mind me!!!! I like this stuff!!! *hic* its *hic* good!!!!!! *hic*
Tristan: *glares at both bakura's* I can't believe you kissed her!!!!
Bakura: *blushes*
Yami Bakura: Yup and she's a good kisser too..........
*Then one hour later everyone 's moping around drunk*
Yugi: YAAAAY!!!!! *hic* I'M!! *hic* SUPER MAN!!!!!! *jumps out the window to fly*
Yami: Can someone *hic* please *hic* tell *hic* Yugi.........*falls asleep*
Joey: What was he gonna say??? *hic*
Mai: *trys to walk around drunk* WHHEEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M SAILOR VENUS!!!!!!
Nina: Hey that's not a nice thing to say!!!!
Tea: *hic* Neither is this!!! *hic* I'M A BIG SLUT!!!!! WHEEE!!!!! *Dances around*
*Yami Bakura walks around drunk outside*
Yami Bakura: *looks at the restrooms then smiles evily* When I'm *hic* Drunk *hic I'm *hic* extra EVIL!!!
*blows up the restrooms*
Yami Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! AND I HOPE *hic* THAT PEOPLE WERE IN IT!!!!!!!*begins
running around like a crazy man*
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *also drunk and feeling evil* let me
see.....*looks over at Pegasus and grins*
Yugi: What's *hic* YM *hic* doing?????
Joey: *hic* dunno........
Pegasus: Why hello there.....you're marik right????
Yami Marik: *grins*
Pegasus: Well I best be on my way!!!!
*then YM gives Pegasus an atomic wedgie by putting the atomic bomb down his pants*
Pegasus: *explodes*
Yugi: Ewwwwww *hic* wwwwwwww!!!!!!
Marik: OOOOH!!!! FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!
Joey: really *hic* nasty *hic* fireworks............
Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Marik: wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
End of chapter
........................................................................... ........................................................................... .............................
Twilight Key: I'll write more later....it'll take me a while.....I wrote this while I was sick *sneezes* see what I
mean???? You'll have to be patient for the next part!!!! Oh and that Tooth fairy sequal from my other fic
will come soon....well bye!!!!!!!
Marik: SEVEN!!!!!!
InuYasha: NO!!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: AAAAAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!