Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Duel...? ❯ Chapter 2

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
shaenaur: lets duel!
katvara: let's go!
shaenaur: who goes 1st?
katvara: you wanna?
shaenaur: ok
shaenaur: *draws hand*
shaenaur: i play a monster in defence mode
shaenaur: i end my turn
shaenaur: i draw a card 1st
katvara: i place a monster face-dow in defence and one trap/magic face down
katvara: end turn
shaenaur: *draws card* i play a magic/trap face down. i play a monster ion def mode. end turn
katvara: i place a trap/magic face down and end my turn
shaenaur: here we go again. i sacrifice my 2 def monsters (dark bat &giant soldier of stone) to summon wingweaver (atk2750 def2400 lvl7) in attack mode.i attack your monster.
katvara: bai-bai Giant Turtle Wo Feeds on Flames
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: place one monster card face down in defence. end turn
shaenaur: i place a monster in def mode (if i don't say what it is then it's face down, ok?) & i atk your monster
katvara: with...?
shaenaur: wingweaver (u know, the only 1 i can atk with) 8-|
katvara: bai-bai koumori dragon
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: place one monster face-down in defence and one face down trap/magic. end turn
shaenaur: *thinks "this is getting old"* i play a magic/trap face-down. i play a monster in def mode, & i atk your monster with wingweaver
katvara: GAH! yew suck! my witty phantom goes bai-bai.
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: i place a monster face-down defence (please don't kill 'im! please!) end turn.
shaenaur: but i wanna :(( ok i end my turn without doing anything
katvara: yay! arigatou! i put down a monster in face-down defense mode. end
shaenaur: i sacrifice my 2 face-down monsters (man-eating treasure chest and beaver warrior) to summon Jinzo (atk2400 def1500 lvl6) in atk mode. i atk the 1st monster with jinzo.
katvara: EBIL!
shaenaur: i know >:)
katvara: Harpie's brother was part of my plan!
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: i put a monster face-down in defence. end turn
shaenaur: i atk it with wingweaver
katvara: meh-heh!
shaenaur: :D + >:)
katvara: >P there goes my cerimonial bell... it's flip effect is to show each other our hands...
katvara: i got lord a D. and Drake (my blue eyes)
katvara: u?
shaenaur: i have Sorcerer of the Doomed, Dark Zebra, The Stern Mystic, Ansatsu, and Book of Secret Arts.
katvara: grr. i end turn.
shaenaur: i play a monster in def mode & atk face-down monster with wingweaver
katvara: No! My lesser dragon! You suck!
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: i play a card, face-down defence
katvara: end
shaenaur: i atk that card with wingweaver
katvara: MEH-HEH!! my twin-headed dragon
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: i hate you so much! i put drake (BEWD) in attack mode so he won't get his butt kicked by that ebil winged thing. end
shaenaur: u have to sacrifice 2 onsters to play him, remember?
shaenaur: 8-|
katvara: yew suck! i take him away then and sulk. end. >P
shaenaur: i play a magic/trap. i atk you DIRECT with wingweaver
katvara: *sigh* whats the score now *grumble* and which m/t?
shaenaur: its face-down
katvara: den why say you play it?
shaenaur: i ment to say place
katvara: ah
shaenaur: btw your lifepoints are at 5250
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: grr
shaenaur: :D
katvara: i put a monster face-down defence. end
shaenaur: i atk it with wingweaver
katvara: *not even caring any more* grr?
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: pass.
shaenaur: i wonder why
katvara: oh, hush
shaenaur: :D NEVER!
shaenaur: i atk your lifepoints DIRECT with wingweaver (i wonder where my dark magicians are)
katvara: what're my points now? *sigh*
shaenaur: 2500
shaenaur: do u still wanna play? :-S
katvara: *sigh* ....... sure.
shaenaur: :( am i in trouble?
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: nah.
shaenaur: :)) YAY!
katvara: w00t! i play dark hole!
katvara: i love dat card!
shaenaur: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaenaur: :((
katvara: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
shaenaur: :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((
shaenaur: nothin like a rooms worth o peeps cryin huh
katvara: meh-heh! you're making me feel bad! i end turn!
shaenaur: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
shaenaur: GUESS WHAT I DREW!
katvara: *sigh* bye life points.
shaenaur: well? what do u think i drew?
katvara: black magican or monster reborn - either way it ain't good for me.
shaenaur: yeah, well, i can't play it yet, so i place a monster in def mode
shaenaur: end turn
shaenaur: heloo?
shaenaur: r u still on?
shaenaur: :-S jeffy?
shaenaur: :( Jeffy?
shaenaur: :O JEFFY?!
katvara: gomen! gomen! gomen! gomen! gomen! gomen! gomen! gomen!
shaenaur: :(( JEFFY?! WHERE ARE YOU?!! :((
katvara: (gomen = sorry)
shaenaur: X-( WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?!!!!! X-(
katvara: dare was a crash and i got scare-ed! bryan and daddy were looking for what happened and i didn't wanna be alone with a passed out mom... gomen nasai (i'm sorry)
shaenaur: :O do you know what happened?
katvara: no...
shaenaur: :-/ what do you think it was?
katvara: i dunno. it sounded like someone fell outta their chair...
shaenaur: WOW! I WAS HEARD ALL THE WAY AT YOUR HOUSE?! no wonder my head hurts so much. #-o
katvara: :)) *laughs*
shaenaur: anyway, its ur turn.
katvara: ok, i place a monster face down in defence. end
shaenaur: :O
shaenaur: i play a monster in def mode
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: i play anudder monster face-down in defence. end
shaenaur: i sacrifice 2 monsters to summon *in Yami voice* THE DARK MAGI... *glances at card* oops, wrong 1. *searches through hand. finds card* NOW, i summon *Yami voice* THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!!!!!!!!! in atk mode. and since im feeling kind, i end my turn.
katvara: *giggle* Well, i sacrifice my two monsters to bring out Drake (BE) in attack mode! i also play a magic card - Moutain which increases my dragon's atk and def by 200 pts. end. :p
shaenaur: :((
katvara: :)):)):))
shaenaur: oh wait. i just remembered something...
katvara: ... yeah... *backs away slightly*
shaenaur: i play...
shaenaur: .....................................
shaenaur: ...........................................
shaenaur: .........................................
shaenaur: .................................................
shaenaur: .............................................
shaenaur: ...what was i doing?
katvara: *facefault*
katvara: that sounds like something I'D do!
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: oh yeah i remember now!
shaenaur: i
shaenaur: play
shaenaur: *searches through haand, ruining intended cliffhanger*
shaenaur: uh
shaenaur: hang on
katvara: :)) *laugh*
shaenaur: lemme find it
shaenaur: *finishes searching through hand with no results*
shaenaur: ok i KNOW i have it somewhere...
shaenaur: uh
shaenaur: *looks at field...
shaenaur: and sees...
shaenaur: the card she's been looking for...
shaenaur: ...face up...
shaenaur: ...and staring her in the face*
shaenaur: where is it?
shaenaur: oh here we go. i play dark hole.
katvara: EVIL!!
shaenaur: :D
shaenaur: i know.
shaenaur: quite the cliff-hanger tthough, wasn't it
katvara: my poor Drake! :((
katvara: yeah...
shaenaur: how do you think I feel?! i just sacrificed my *in Yami voice* DARK MAGICIAN!!!!!
katvara: :)):)):)) *cacks up* :)):)):))
shaenaur: i though u might like that
shaenaur: :D :D :D :D :D
shaenaur: anyway, i end my turn
katvara: i place a monster in face-down defense mode
shaenaur: end?
katvara: yeah
shaenaur: ok i do the same: 1 monster in def mode. end
katvara: same, face-down defence. end
shaenaur: i follow suite
shaenaur: end
katvara: yet again and i end
shaenaur: i sacrifice my 2 monsters to summon the *in Yami voice* DARK MAGICIAN!!!!! in atk mode
katvara: EVIL!
shaenaur: :D + >:)
katvara: >P
shaenaur: i atk ur 1st monster
katvara: no big deal - just my oni tank t-34
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: pass
shaenaur: i atk your 2nd monster
katvara: IIE (no)! Not Josh (my curse of dragon)!
shaenaur: i just flamed a bunch of people that gave you bad reviews
shaenaur: end turn
katvara: ...... where....?
katvara: end
shaenaur: 1 of ur starfox fics. i'm about to get another guy who flamed you about hot dogs.
shaenaur: i atk your LAST monster
katvara: trap master. any face down trap/magic cards i can take a shot at?
katvara: you don' haveta flame those people. i don't really care...
shaenaur: i flamed dat last guy bad (i tink i burned em)
shaenaur: btw yes
shaenaur: and i enjoy flaming evil people
katvara: ok... how man m/t are there and where are they?
shaenaur: 1 and what do u mean "where r they"
katvara: where are the cards on the mat so i can choose which to attack.
shaenaur: do u want me to just get rid of it?
katvara: if its a trap. if not what is it?
shaenaur: its a trap (trap hole to be exact)
katvara: ahh...
shaenaur: end turn
shaenaur: its ur turn
katvara: then i play lord of d in def. mode and use my magic card Flute of summoning dragon to summon two dragons from my deck.
shaenaur: grrrrrrrr
katvara: and they are Lucky and Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress #1!!!
shaenaur: grrrrrrr again
katvara: I need a name for WDGotF #1
shaenaur: how bout #2
katvara: *snicker* #2 *giggle*
shaenaur: end?
katvara: sure
shaenaur: lucky's a blue eyes, right? (this is why i hate it when you name ur cards)
katvara: yup
katvara: :D
shaenaur: X-(
shaenaur: *glares out of corner of eye* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
katvara: *glares out of cornerof eye* *makes some weird bear noise* Mmmmhhrrrrhhh!!
shaenaur: :))
katvara: :D
shaenaur: i play book of secret arts & equip it to my dark magician. i place a magic/trap face-down. i play a monster in def mode.
katvara: i place a monster face-down in defence mode. I also play red medicine which gives me an extra 500 lifepoints. end
shaenaur: pass
katvara: i play another card face-down in defence mode. end
shaenaur: i follow suite. end
shaenaur: u know, this duel is much more sane than the last 1
shaenaur: i wonder why
katvara: I place one trap/magic card face down. i also sacrifice two monster to summon Lucky (BE). end
katvara: cause we're following the sacrifice rule...
shaenaur: oops
katvara: sucks to be you
shaenaur: i place a monster in def mode. end
katvara: i'll attack it with Lucky (BE)
katvara: end
shaenaur: big deal
katvara: what was it?
shaenaur: i play yat another monster in def mode. end
shaenaur: btw i haven't gotten the dragon capture jar yet
katvara: you play "yat"? what teh heq is "yat"?
katvara: ah, no wonder i'm still alive...
shaenaur: yet
shaenaur: not yat
shaenaur: it a typo
shaenaur: stupid human
katvara: but "Yat" is a funny word :D
shaenaur: shut up & play
katvara: I place WDGotF #1 in attack mode and attack the face-down with Lucky (BE)
shaenaur: which 1? there's 3
katvara: which ever you want.
katvara: i don't care.
katvara: i stopped caring long ago
shaenaur: neither do i
katvara: fine, den the one you just put down
shaenaur: WHAT DO U MEAN U STOPPED CARING?!!!!
katvara: huh?
shaenaur: u said u stopped caring a long time ago
katvara: ... yeah...? are you thinking about those books i checked out...?
shaenaur: never mind. end?
katvara: oookaaay... which card did i destroy?
shaenaur: monster egg. a truly frightening card.
shaenaur: :O
katvara: *snort* then yeah, i end
shaenaur: btw DM is still face-up & in atk mode.
katvara: grr! why did you not tell me of this?!
shaenaur: i place a monster in def mode (& im gonna hafta go soon)
katvara: k
shaenaur: end
katvara: i attack the black magician with Lucky (BE) and end turn.
shaenaur: uh slight problem
katvara: *tilts head*
katvara: ?
shaenaur: 1.DM is equipped with book of secret arts, which gives him an atk of 2800
katvara: ... and...?
shaenaur: 2.i activate a trap called reinforcements...
katvara: oh, you suck!
shaenaur: which increaces his atk to 3300
shaenaur: which i believe is stronger than your blueeyes
katvara: ............. i hate you......... X-(
katvara: Lucky's luck is dying
shaenaur: why thank you :D
katvara: i'm down to... what? 2700?
shaenaur: yep
katvara: grr.
shaenaur: & don't u DARE forfeight
katvara: *pout* .............. Meanie.............
shaenaur: ...no comment...end?
katvara: *grumble* Hai (yes)
shaenaur: do u have any mondters left?
katvara: 2
shaenaur: ...er... monsters
shaenaur: ok i atk the 1 that has been there longer
katvara: no! lord of d!
shaenaur: GO ME!
shaenaur: end
katvara: oh well, t'was a noble sacrifice...
katvara: fo i play a trap card Michizure.
shaenaur: ?
katvara: it allows me to drag one monster to the graveyard along with Lord of d
katvara: and you can only guess who...
shaenaur: grrrrr
katvara: bai-bai black magician...
shaenaur: *grabs card* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaenaur: END?
katvara: yeah, i've caused enought mental damage from one turn
shaenaur: X-(
shaenaur: i
shaenaur: sacrifice
shaenaur: 2
shaenaur: monsters
shaenaur: to
shaenaur: summon
shaenaur: ...
shaenaur: a
shaenaur: REALLY
shaenaur: ugly
shaenaur: monster
shaenaur: called
shaenaur: ...
shaenaur: Beast of Talwar (atk2400 def2150 lvl6)
shaenaur: i atk ur monster
shaenaur: heloo?
shaenaur: r u still on?
shaenaur: :| jeffy?
katvara: oh, you suck....
shaenaur: ?
katvara: my throat itches from sneezing
shaenaur: oh... sorry
shaenaur: do u have any idea how UGLY the Beast of Talwar is?
katvara: no clue
shaenaur: lets just say this much...
shaenaur: :-&
katvara: :)):)):)):))
shaenaur: what did his UGLYNESS get anyway
katvara: ?
shaenaur: btw shiny and ugly dont mix
katvara: :)):)):)):))
shaenaur: anyway, what monster did i attack?
katvara: WDGotF #1
shaenaur: go me!
katvara: he was in attack mode with atk of 1400
shaenaur: & how many monsters do u have left?
katvara: on feild, none.
shaenaur: end
katvara: how many monsters do you have on the feild?
katvara: and i play a monster face-down in defence mode.
shaenaur: i have 2
katvara: ah. i end
shaenaur: and a magic/trap card i forgot i had
shaenaur: i atkmur monster with his ugliness
katvara: "atkmur"?
shaenaur: btw ur down to 1700
katvara: did you forget about the invention called the backspace key?
shaenaur: atk ur
katvara: meh. *shrug*
shaenaur: end
shaenaur: this is gonna be a LONG fanfic
shaenaur: heloo?
katvara: yeah... i play a card in face down defence mode. end
shaenaur: & i atk it (this sounds familiar)
shaenaur: end
katvara: same as last time. end
shaenaur: yep. i can see where this is going.
katvara: oh yeah
shaenaur: i atk it.
shaenaur: end
katvara: same. end
shaenaur: well. at least im not using the dark magician this time.
shaenaur: no change. end
katvara: pass
shaenaur: r u sure
katvara: hai
shaenaur: ok. i place a monster in def mode
shaenaur: end
katvara: i place another monster in defence face-down position. end
shaenaur: my dog is snoring
katvara: :))
shaenaur: he sounds like my mom
shaenaur: (:|
katvara: :)):))
shaenaur: i atk with my really ugly monster that can kill with looks alone
katvara: which one?
shaenaur: is attacking or which 1 is being arracked
shaenaur: aeeacked is supposed to beattacked
katvara: which one are you attacking?
katvara: you never said aeeacked...?
shaenaur: beattacked is supposed to be be attacked
shaenaur: fine arracked
katvara: why try and rationalized your typos?
shaenaur: i cant type right now...
shaenaur: i atk whatever card has been there longest
katvara: no more cyber falcon...
shaenaur: :)
shaenaur: my dog's snoring is begginning to get on my nerves.
shaenaur: end
katvara: pass
shaenaur: there is a reason i refuse to sleep in the same room with my mom
shaenaur: i atk what ever card has been there the longest
katvara: meh.
shaenaur: end
katvara: put card in face-down defence position. end
shaenaur: i atk it. end
katvara: same. end
shaenaur: my dog just snorted really loudly in his sleep
shaenaur: i atk. end
katvara: t'was trap master. any t/ms?
shaenaur: 1 magic
katvara: k
katvara: now, same. end
shaenaur: my other dog has decided to make a kawaii little nest out of a blanket
shaenaur: i atk. end
katvara: awww...
shaenaur: the ,ale is now runnuni at full speed while sleeping
katvara: pass. i have no monsters...
shaenaur: i end this game by attacking you DIRECT with his uglyness
shaenaur: now they are both snoring...joy
shaenaur: :((
katvara: *grin*
shaenaur: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! LASE HAS GAS!!!!!
shaenaur: :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
katvara: :)):)):)):)):)):))
katvara: sucks to be you
shaenaur: I MEAN IT SHE'S TOXIC
shaenaur: help me...
katvara: hold your breath
shaenaur: i can't hold it long enough
katvara: then you're skrewed
shaenaur: i just saved the dueling part of out conversation
shaenaur: *glances at clock* O_O i think we should go to bed now
shaenaur: what do u think?
shaenaur: heloo?
shaenaur: oh well...night
shaenaur: jeffy?
shaenaur: btw monster reborn was halfway through the remainder of my deck
shaenaur: well
shaenaur: night jeffy
shaenaur: i gotta go 2 bed now