Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Elevation ❯ Elevation ( Prologue )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Elevation

By The Mad Fangirl

WARNING - NC-17 YAOI! SLASH! GAY CONTENT! HOT GUY-GUY ACTION! I MEAN IT! NO UNDERAGE LURKERS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Okay, now that that's out of the way…

Jou/Joey x Seto. This fic owes a whole heck of a lot to Cordelia and Xander in the school broom closet, which is how I tend to see these boys on occasion. This may just be my new favorite yaoi pairing

Key:

"speech"

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<~swish~>

"This is my private elevator, puppy."

"I know. Mokuba gave me the code. And stop calling me puppy."

"Why he spends time with you, I have no idea."

"Dueling pointers?"

"He already knows how to lose to me. I'm trying to teach him to beat me."

"Look, you…"

<thunk>

"The elevator's stopped."

"You have an amazing grasp of the obvious. Those were the failsafe brakes - the power appears to be out as well."

"Lessee…who designed this place again? Oh yeah. You, super-genius."

"Not every inch. And it could be the city grid. Of course, there's another possibility."

"Yeah?"

"There is the off chance that it's someone trying to kill me again."

"How we gonna know that?"

"If we plummet to our doom, I suppose we'll know. Still, I don't think it very likely."

"Oh, *that's* reassuring."

"If I were that concerned, I'd use you as a footrest and push up the top panel."

"Oh, you would, would ya?"

"Absolutely."

"You and what army?"

"I hardly need one."

"You callin' me a wuss!?"

"Only by comparison, puppy."

<step.>

"Back away, dog. You do not want to do this now."

"Listen here, you overgrown blue-eyes white-coated snob! I do wanna do this now! I've had it! I. Have. Had. Enough! Enough dog jokes! Enough puppy jokes! Enough frickin' monkey jokes! Where do you get off telling me I'm…"

<shove!>

"You're what? Inferior? Pathetic? Pinned against the wall? All of the above?"

"At least I'm not-"

"Maybe it's just that you're-"

"A jumped up-"

"Ridiculous-"

"Jerk of a-"

"Moron who-"

"Did I say snob-"

"Only wins by luck and-"

"Pisses everyone off-"

<blink>

"Are you as turned on as I am?"

"More!"

"Mmmmph!"

"Mmmmmph!"

<thwap>

<peel>

<rip>

"…don't stop…"

"…stop and *die*…"

"…oh, whoa, that's…"

"…yes, it's …ohh…"

<peel>

<strip>

<slam!>

"Ow! Watch the head!"

"It's a small elevator. I…ahh…mmmph."

"Mmmmph."

"Mmm…ahh…"

"Oooh….h-hey, I'm not gonna…"

"I think you will…We'll see in three."

"Three? What…"

"Ooh, yeah, yeaah…nnh - whoa! Ohhh, man, what're you…that's *so*…"

"One."

"Mmm…wow…I think I *like* one…oh, whoa…"

"Oh, yeah, ohhhh…hh! Unh…..yeah! Don't stop…don't…ooh…"

"Two."

"Wow…just…don't stop…"

"I told you…"

"Snob…"

"And proud of it…"

<press>

"Oh, jeez! That's…what're…come back…"

"Shhh….I'm right here…careful, now, relax…"

"Now, dammit!"

"Shh…Three."

"Nnngh…ohh, WOW…I…just…"

"…are you all right?"

"…MOVE, dammit!"

"…Nnnh…oh, you're so…"

"Yeah…yeah, that's it…"

"Nnnh…unh…"

"Oooh, oh, wow…I…I…oh, god, oh, oh…"

"nnnh…yes…yes…"

"…like that…just like that….god, I'm gonna…."

"YES!"

"AAAHHH!"

<pant>

"…whoa."

"…"

"Just…whoa."

"…"

"You okay?"

"…I can't move."

"Wow…I'm better than I thought."

"I mean, you're on my legs."

"Oh. Oh, yeah. Sorry."

<shift>

"Ooh. I'm gonna be sore tomorrow."

"And here I was hoping for round two."

"Don't you mean round four?"

"Whatever."

"We could do something else next time."

"Or, we could always…"

"Not mention this to anyone and pretend it never happened?"

"Yeah."

<blink>

"Naah."

<shift>

<yawn>

"Um, Seto?"

<yawn>

"Yes?"

"Someone just opened the roof panel."

"Excuse me. It sounded like you said someone just opened the roof panel."

"Yeah."

<blink>

"Big brother!?"

"…hello Mokuba."

"Um, look, if I'm wrong, then…but it looks like…I mean, it really looks like you…"

"Of course not!"

<pause>

"You're not buying that, are you?"

"Not on your life! Wow. This is pretty weird. I mean, if we'd had a mom and dad, and walked in on them, I think it'd have to be something like…wow. Um, I think I gotta go and wash my eyes out. Or go start hiccupping. Or something. I'm just gonna go and put the panel cover on and I'll be back in an hour…power's on for this floor…I gotta…see ya!"

<slam!>

"Aw, crud."

"Did *you* want to scramble up a ladder half-dressed?"

"…you got a point. So now what?"

"We get dressed. Then we take an hour nap."

"Works for me."

<pull>

<snap>

<zip>

"…same time next week?"

"Same time *tomorrow.*"

"…okay."

<yawn>

"…g'night Kaiba..."

"…good night, puppy…"

"I HEARD THAT!"

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<END>

<TMF>