Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ EXTREME BASHING OF SAMARA FROM THE RING!!!!! ❯ Bad day for Smara ( Chapter 1 )

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Twilight Key: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *evil thunder flashes in the sky* another one of my crazy

stories!!!!!!!


Yami: Readers run for your lives!!!! She's gonna kill you all!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!


Marik: I didn't know it was raining!


Twilight Key: 0.o.....


Yami Bakura: Don't worry this asshole is not much of a threat.


Twilight Key: WHAT!? I'LL SHOW U!!!!! *takes out dental floss*


Marik: How is that suposed to scare them????


*Yami and Yami Bakura hiding in fear*


Yami Bakura: ALRIGHT!!!!! YOU WIN!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!


Twilight Key: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! *chases yami with the dental floss*


Yami: NOOOO!!!! AAAAAH!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!!!


Yami Marik: Look!!! I have.........0.o what's going on????


Marik: Before you and I say something stupid together our authoress here has dental floss. Isn't that

dumb????


Yami Marik: Dental Floss?????


Marik: Yup...


Yami Marik: Oh...just wanted to make sure..................AAAAAAH!!!!!! SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!!!!!!!


Marik: O_O...........


Twilight Key: *comes nearer with the dental floss* Prepare to recieve Hygienic teeth!!!!!!!!!!


Yami/ Yami Bakura/ Yami Marik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Twilight Key: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! *begins to floss Yami's teeth*


Yami Bakura: This is not so bad.....at least we get to watch the pharaoh get tortured.....


Twilight Key: YOUR NEXT YB!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! HAVE MERCY BITCH!!!!


Twilight Key: WHAT!!!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!!!?????


Yami Bakura: Uhhhh not you........um a him!!!! *points and Yami Marik and runs away*


Yami Marik: WHEEEEEE!!!!! I'M A BITCH!!!!! *starts dancing and clapping* wait.........what's a bitch???


Everyone: 0.o............


Twilight Key: Um after the story.....I'll tell you (not)


Marik: Disclaimer time isn't it???


Twilight Key: Sadly yes...


*Marik/ Yami Marik both run away*


Twilight Key: *grins evily at Yami*


Yami: Me!!!! Why me???


Twilight Key: because if you don't I'll floss your teeth again!


Yami: Fine.......T.K. does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Tenchi Muyo or The Ring.......


Twilight Key: Good doggy!!!! Now fetch!!!!!


Yami: ???? What????


Twilight Key: I SAID FETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yami: ALRIGHT I HEARD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Twilight Key: While he's fetching I'll tell the story!


Yami Marik: And then you tell me what a bitch is..........right?


Twilight Key: Uhhhh right....whatever........


Story starts
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Yugi: Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Goldfish!!!! I win!!! *jumps in a river to get a fish*


Tenchi: Wait!!! Yugi!!!!


Yami Bakura: Forget that little short ass......


Tenchi: Hey that's not a nice thing to say!!!!! You have to say a little short ass!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: *rolls his eyes* whatever you say bitch....


Yugi: *comes back* Look!!!! I have a fish in my pants wanna see?


Tenchi: NOOO!!!! *covers his eyes* Have Mercy on our pittiful souls!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: What the fuk are you talking about???


Tenchi: 0.o.......forget it.......


Yugi: Does anyone wanna see or not!?


Yami Bakura: heh I'd like to see......


Yugi: OK!!!!! *begins to unzip his pants*


Yami Bakura: WAIT YOU FUKED CHILD!!!!!! I WAS JOKING!!!!!!!!!


Then all of a sudden a well apears and Samara Morgan comes out.


Yugi: YAAAAAY!!!!!! IT'S SANTA!!!!!


Samara:.......................(heavy breathing)


Yugi: Santa!!!!!!!!!! Did you bring the underwear I always wanted!!???


Samara: *begins to screech really loud*


Everyone: 0.o...............


Yugi: Boy Santa!!!! You need a breath mint badly!!!!


Samara: Bitch....I am not Santa!!!!


Tenchi: I think that's my t.v repair man!!! Hey there Tom!!! Long time no see eh?


Yami Bakura: She's a woman!!!!!!!!!!............I think.......


Yugi: Maybe she's like Ranma 1/2!!!!!!!!!!!



Yami Bakura: You know whats wrong with your theory Yugi???


Yugi: 0.o.......what???


Yami Bakura: HER FUK'N HAIR IS COVERING HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Samara: You fools!!!! I am here to kill you all!!!! My name is Samara!!!!!!!


Yugi: See!!!! I told you she was santa!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tenchi: Wait! Is it 5:00 'o clock??? It is!!!! Yes!!!! * does his 5:00' o clock dance*


Yami Bakura: *watches* what the fuk?


Yugi; *starts thinking* Yay!!! I know!!! Santa will you marry me???


Samara: I AM NOT SANTA!!! AND I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!!!!!


Tenchi: Yaaaay!!!! Then she'll marry me!!!!!!!


Samara: I WILL NOT!!!!!!


Yugi: *begins to cry* Santa hates me!!!


Tenchi: Worry Yugi!!! I'll marry you!!!! (0.o)


Yugi: YAAAAY!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: Your both such assholes.....


Yugi/ Tenchi: Thanks!!!!!!


Samara: That's it!!!!! I HATE U ALL!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!! Plus I always wanted to become a chef.......


Everyone: 0.o...........


Yami Bakura: Wait!!!! We should get married!!!!!! We're both dead bitches who love to kill!!!!!!!!!


Samara: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!


Yugi: You're mean!!!!


Tenchi; Yeh you're not invited to our wedding!!!!!


Samara: YOU ALL ARE SUCH FUKS!!!!! *jumps in her well*


Yami Bakura: WAIT!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! MARRY ME BITCH!!!!! *jumps in after her*


*falls into the well*


Samara: WHAT R U DOING HERE!!!!!


Yami Bakura: Didn't I tell you that I love you bitch?????


Samara: AAAAAAAH!!!!!! *runs out of the well*


Yugi: Hey look it's Santa!!!!


Tenchi: No it's my t.v repair man!!!!!


Samara: That's it!!!! You're fukin' going down my well!!!!!!


Yugi: WHEEEE!!!! Do we go on a ride???


Samara: NO!


Yugi: Let's go to the Roller Coaster!!!!


Samara: Bitch we're not going there!!!!!!!!


Tenchi: Then the tilt-o- wheel?????


Samara: NO!


Yugi: Roller Coaster!!!!!!


Samara: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Tenchi: Ferris wheel???


Samara: NOO!!!!


Yugi: Roller Coaster?


Samara: BITCHES!!!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK!!!!!!!


Yugi: But you didn't know my other guess Santa!!!!!


Samara: *really anoyed* which is........?


Yugi: Roller Coaster!!!!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Samara: AAAHHHHH!!!! FUK!!!!!!!! *jumps back in her well*


Yami Bakura: Hey babe........


Samara: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!!!!!!


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Twilight Key: Sadly that's the ending.....but catch the sequal with the Tooth Fairy!!!!!


Yami Bakura: *starts crying*


Twilight Key: 0.o....what's wrong Yami Bakura??


Yami Bakura: I really wanted to marry that bitch!!!!!


Yami Marik: WHAT IS A BITCH!!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHAT IS IT!!!!!


Yami Bakura: That's what you are!!!!


Yami Marik: Yaaay!!! I'm a bitch!!! *begins to sing and clap again*


Twilight Key: Oh don't worry!!!! I'll see to it that you marry the Tooth Fairy from Darkness Falls!!!!


Yami Bakura: HELL NO!!!!! Have you seen her face at the ending!! I mean I've heard of ugly garbage

but never of Ugly shit!!!!!!!! Ok maybe I did here of that but that's not my point......


Twilight Key: Well just catch the sequal!!!! I'm terribly sorry YB.....actually no I'm not....MWAHAHAHA!!!!


Yami Bakura: Shut up bitch.....