Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Falling for the Enemy ❯ Misery loves company ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Alrighty. I was going over this story, and I thought "Jebus, this story sucks major ASS!" (and believe me, it truly did) So, I'm rewriting it. Yay! Go me! Maybe now it won't be so utterly horrible.

Anyhooble, I should probably get to the disclaimer now.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. I never have, and I never will. Damnit.

Okee-day. Let's get to the story, shall we?

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< b>Falling For the Enemy
Misery Loves Company

"Ra damnit!"

Malik looked up to see a rather ticked off Bakura ranting in his living room.

"Why me?! DAMNIT!"

Malik quirked an eyebrow. "What bit you in the ass?"

Bakura flopped down next to him. "Can you believe that my dumbass hikari is forcing me to go to that hellhole he calls a school?!"

Malik clamped his hand over his mouth to stiffle a laugh. "Sucks to be you." he snickered. This earned a hateful glare from his white-haired friend.

"I wouldn't laugh if I were you, brother."

The two turned to see Isis standing in the doorway.

"Excuse me?" The blonde asked.

"You'll be accompanying him." Isis said

"WHAAAT?!" Malik yelled. "What do you mean 'I'm accompanying him'? I can't go to school! I-I..."

"Mali, shut up." Isis snapped. "You are going. Whether you like it or not."

"But...but... whyyyyy?" Malik whined.

"You think I want you hanging around the house all the time?"

"...Yes."

Isis rolled her eyes. "Well, you're wrong." she paused. "Besides, misery loves company."

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Bakura sat at the kitchen table grumbling to himself and stabbing viciously at his eggs with his fork, while Ryou sat across from him, actually eating his eggs, not mutilating them. "Bakura, you haven't taken a single bite. Aren't you hungry?"

Bakura apparently did not hear him, for he continued to slaughter his eggs, mumbling something that sounded suspicously like "Die, Ryou, die!"

Ryou just sweatdropped. "Nevermind then..." He finished his breakfast and stood up. "We'd best be going. We're supposed to meet Yugi and the others at the game shop."

'Oh Ra.... not the shrimp.' Bakura looked up at his hikari. "Do I have to?"

"Yes." Ryou said, a certain finality in his voice that Bakura wasn't used to hearing.

Bakura groaned. "Why must you torture me like this?"

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"Oh, here comes Ryou!" Anzu announced to the surrounding group. She squinted in the direction of her friend, her eyes momentarily widening. "Oh my... i-it looks like he brought Bakura with him."

Jounouchi stared out at the approaching boys. "Man... he must have had one hell of a time convincing Bakura to come along."

Honda nodded in agreement. "My question is, why did he even bother taking him along?"

"He's probably sick of teaching Bakura about the modern world himself." Yugi said.

"Precisely." Ryou said as he and Bakura joined the group. Well... he joined the group, and Bakura just leaned against a light post, glaring at anything and everything.

"Hi Ryou!" Anzu said, beaming.

"Hey guys." Ryou chirped.

"Uh.... hi, Bakura." Yugi said shyly.

"Hello, mini-pharoah. Bakura said, now directing his glare to Yugi.

"Uh..." Anzu started uncertainly. "Maybe we should head to school now.... We'll be late if we don't"

At the mention of being late, everyone grabbed their things and dashed off in the direction of Domino High.

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Well.... there's the first revised chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. It's still crappy, but at least it's better than the original copy. ^_^;

Feh. I am tired. I'm in D.C. now, and it's about what.... 3:00 in the morning? Damn, I've got to get up at six and take a two and a half hour drive up to Mount Vernon. Fun. -_-

Now, off to write the next chappie!

~Mooselini McSqueegee~