Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Five Card Draw ❯ A Little Bit of Chaos Goes A Long Way ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter Three: A Little Bit of Chaos Goes a Long Way

They where just about to finsh their game of go fish when one of Pegasus' gaurds came clomping into the room. "Uh Mr. Pegasus." The gaurd said shifting his weight nervously from foot to foot.
"Yes?" Pegasus asked drawing his card.
"Well why you were playing cards we have made an effort to try to clone you." The flunkie said dumbly.
Joey threw his cards down. "Oh don't tell me-" He grummbled.
The flunkie shot Joey a dirty look and went back to his speech. "It was a success he is like you in everyway only-"
"One eigthth your size!" Joey finished. "Come on!" He groaned.
The flunkie now looked like he was about to cry. "That was my line! Why does everyone alway take my lines?! Why? I mean it's like I'm not already an insugnificant character enough, but now 'Mr. Big Shot I'm the main characters best friend so that makes me special.' Goes and takes my lines! That's just it! Why can't I be the star? Why? Why did you have to take my line?!" The flunkie runs out crying leaving the card players sitting there smiling and blinking.
"Well that was different." Bakura said. "Joey got any twos."
"Hey I wanna see my clone!" Pegasus pouted. "Oh flunkie come back I apperciate you!"
The flunkie pokes his head back in the door revealing his tear streaked face. "You do?"
"Yeah sure and to show you just how much I care I'm going to let you send in my clone."
"Oh this is just too much!" Yami said looking disgusted.
The flunkie jumps up and down clapping his hands. "Yay!" From behind the flunkie steps Mini Pegasus.
Pegasus jaw drops and he just sits there staring. "Awww I just love him!" Pegasus says outstreaching his arms for the clone to come and give him a hug. Mini Pegasus runs forward and bites him instead. "Aww isn't that cute?" Pegasus asked seating his clone on his lap. "I shall call him Little Me."
"Don't you mean Mini Me?" Kabia asked rolling his eyes.
"No that's just silly." Pegasus laughed. "Not can we finish playing this game?"
"You expect me to be able to play with that little freak looking at me the whole time?" Joey said pointing to Pegasus 'Little Me' who was twirling its hair.
"Okay why is it twriling its hair?" Bakura asked looking at it oddly.
"Uh Mr. Pegasus," The flunkie said appearing in the doorway again. "Yeah ummm theres been an error in the cloning thing and well your little me is well a girl."
"No, no mistake there." Joey said satisfied. "You got it right."
"Awww you mean its a girl?" Pegasus said smiling at the little sadistic thing on his lap. The little me looked up and gave a little girly look.
"That is too sick and wrong!" Yami said gagging.
The Little me looked over at Yami and her eyes got wide she hopped off Pegasus' lap and started hugging Yami's leg. "Ewww whats it doing?" Yami screamed.
"Awww it looks like she found a new boyfriend." Pegasus clapped his hands together happily. "Wow Yugi boy I always wanted you to be my son-in-law."
"Get your demented midget off me!" Yami yelled agian prying his leg free of her grip.
"Little Me." Pegasus said pouting. "Come here, Daddy won't let the mean boys hurt you." Little Me ran sadly back to Pegasus but not before kicking Yami in the shins.
'Take back over.' Yami growled to Yugi. 'I really tempted to kill that stupid thing'
'Alright.' Yugi said as he regained control.
"I'm tired of this game!" Pegasus annocuned as he looked around the table seeing that he only had on pile of cards and everyone else had at least two. "We're going to play something new."
"You're just saying that because you're losing!" Kaiba fumed. "You can't do that!"
"Yes I can!" Pegasus said.
"Thats stupid!" Kaiba snapped. Just then Little Me jumped off Pegasus' lap and bit Kabia's ankle. "Ahhh what the hell is wrong with that thing?" He yelped.
"Good Little Me. You teach those big men bullies whose boss." Pegasus said patting his Little Me on the back. "We're going to play a little game called B.S."
Everyone gave their cards back to Pegasus as he shuffled the deck. "At this rate we're never going to get out of here." Bakura sighed as he picked up the cards that Pegasus delt him.
"Alright I start." Pegasus said happily. "Two aces."
"B.S." barked Kaiba.
Pegasus picked up the cards with a sullen look on his face. "How did you know."
"Because your lying cheating pond scum." Kaiba said. "One two."
Mokuba walked back in the room with Little Me knawing at his arm. He lifted his arm towards Pegasus who looked suprise. "Oh there you are my little sweetie. Was Mokuba giving you trouble?"
"Please can you stop with the stupid clone." Kaiba growled. "It's your turn anyway Yugi just put down tens."
"Alright." Pegasus said picking up some cards. "Two elevens."
"B.S" chimed the whole table. Pegasus looked suprised as he sat there with his mouth hanging open.
"What?" He said.
Kabia rolled his eyes and flipped the two cards Pegasus laid down over. It was a ten and an eight. "You might have gotten away with it but there are no elevens it's Jacks you moron."
"New game!" Pegasus yelled as soon as he realized he had half the deck in his hand.
"Why can't we ever play a game the whole way through?" Yugi asked throwing his cards down. "This is just crazy."
"Why don't we just go back to playing Duel Monsters like we're suppossed to?" Kabia asked with a groan.
"We're playing Kemps. My Little me with by my partner, Yugi your with Joey and Kaiba with Bakura."
"Whatever lets just get this over with." Bakura said posting motioning for Kaiba to come over so they could discuss startgey.
Everyone was ready and the game was about to begin.