Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ The Escape From Certain Healing ( Chapter 13 )

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RC: Well... I've finally decided to take time out of my VERY busy schedule and start making another healthy addition on the general fanfic. I know that it's been a while and for some reason I can't get the _'s to work. But whatever…

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Narrator: Still at the *yawn* hospital…

Bakura: Yay!!! ^_^

Marik: Oh my god -_-

Doctor: Now remember, no matter what happens… let's not get the law involved. One

hand washes the other… Which reminds me! O_O *goes to the sink and washes his

hands*

Yami Marik: O_O

Doctor: Now don't worry. You won't feel a thing. Until I jam this down your throat!

*takes out a probe*

Yami Marik: IF YOU STAB THAT INTO ME, I SWEAR I'LL always cherish you and

keep you safe…

Marik: I don't think I'll like the new Yami me…

Bakura: Yea… At least we get to see a free show.

Marik: This isn't a show! It's an operating room!

Bakura: No… it's a new reality TV show called “Operation: Botched” ^_^

Marik: O_O That… can't… be… good…

Doctor: Now remember kids *stares at the camera* don't try this at home, unless there's

a 12 year old boy helping you. Let's welcome Jimmy!

Jimmy: Hi! I'm 12 years old! ^_^

Marik: Bakura we gotta do something! O_O

Bakura: Shh, don't embarrass yourself, you're on the Jumbotron…

Marik: -_-`

Yami Marik: O_O

Jimmy: Now doctor, first we administer knock out gas…

Doctor: Can't I just beat him senseless?

Jimmy: No Doctor, that would be…

Doctor and Jimmy: UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

Marik: -_-`

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Kaiba's Room

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Yami: I… *pant* got you… *gasp* your chips… *wheeze* Seto…

Kaiba: *grabs the chips, throws them down on the ground and runs over them with his

wheelchair* But they got crushed… Get me another bag!

Yami: Yes… *pant* sir… *faints*

Kaiba: … Ohh Yugi!

Yugi: No…

Kaiba: Damn it… Mokuba! ... Mokuba?

Yugi: He left an hour ago… he said he wanted to get away from you -

Kaiba: Oh my god! O_O *wheels out the door*

Yugi: V rays…

Yami: Uhhh… Chicken… Yellow… Forum… Eating… Kitty…

Yugi: O_O'' Are you ok!?

Yami: *passes out*

Yugi: Umm… *shifty eyes and slowly tiptoes out of the room*

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Ryou's Room

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Joey: â™ªâ™ªâ™ª And that my friends is how I ate a pony!!! â™ªâ™ªâ™ª

Tea: *sleeping*

Ryou: Ears… bleeding… O_O

Joey: I was that good? ^_^

Ryou: *takes Joey's guitar and slams it into the doorway*

Joey: But I wasn't singing the Juicy Fruit song… T_T

Ryou: Hey… I'm all better somehow…Why does it feel like I've been drinking… Oh my

god! Yami Me!!! O_O *runs out the door*

Joey: Sooo… Tea…

Tea: *runs out the door*

Joey: Well me… I guess you can hear me sing…

Joey's Mind: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! >.<

Joey: I'll take that as a yes ^_^

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Hallway

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Kaiba: Mokuba! Where are you? I promise I won't beat you…

Doctors: O_O?

Kaiba: O_O Umm… Not like I did before hehehe… *runs towards the large doors*

Doctors: Â¬_Â¬

Ryou: Yami!!! Where are you? I promise I'll give you a knife for your birthday!

Doctors: O_O?

Ryou: It'll have a picture of a pony like you wanted. *also runs towards the large doors*

Doctors: *laughing* What a wuss…

Yugi: *humming*

Doctor: Wait… He shall be the perfect specimen… Look at his abnormal structure and

his mass chemical use.

Yugi: O_O

Doctor: GET HIM!

Yugi: AHH!!! T_T *running towards the large doors*

Tea: Wow… this place is big… I wonder what's behind those big doors *goes through

the same god damn doors*

(///RC: Sorry… I just don't find you entertaining -_-\\\)

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At the “operating place”

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Jimmy: Now doctor… just use the knock out gas so we can continue…

Doctor: But Jimmy, where do I get that.

Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DEAL! YOU'VE BEEN ASKING THAT

QUESTION FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW! IT'S IN THE BOTTLE THAT SAYS

KNOCKOUT GAS!!! >.<

Doctor: Oh… thank you Jimmy.

Jimmy: That's it I quit… *stamps out*

Doctor: Ok… I don't see anything… maybe if I fiddle with these knobs… *fiddles with

knobs from the bottle* Oooo… pleasant gas… night night gas… *passes out*

Marik: Ok, now we can save him!

Bakura: *drunk* No… YOU! Save… thingy… stab… *air stabs Marik*

Marik: …

Bakura: Urp… *faints*

The 4 Guys That Entered The Main Doors: O_O???

Doctors: Get them!!!

Yugi: AHHHH!!! *falls down the stairs*

Kaiba: … That conveniently saves me the trouble of pushing him. ^_^

Tea: Wow… I'm here… how active to the plot I am… You suck RC…

RC: *sitting in the front row* I resent that… So you're not useful… it's better than

making you a human bomb…

Tea: I think I saved you the trouble! *reveals bomb from her pocket*

All: O_O

RC: Great… now Tea's gone crazy… =_=

Tea: I wish… then I'd have air time… -_-

Marik: *unties Yami Marik* HURRY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! AHHH!!! O_O

All: …

Bakura: OH MY GOD!!! I SMELL A BOMB!!! O_O

All: O_O

Yugi: AHHH!!! *jumps out the window*

Kaiba: Also convenient…

Mokuba: Boo!

Kaiba: AHH! MOKUBA! ^_^ Where the hell have you been…

Mokuba: I got tangled into your gravity defying cloak… >.<

Kaiba: Yugi you lying son of a-

Bakura: Pokemon are trying to take over O_O AHH!!! *jumps out window*

RC: Ok… just to skip ahead, you're all jumping out of the window…

Kaiba: How crapatic…

Remaining members: *jump out of the window*

RC: Hey! You try that again! This time remember about the bomb that's about to blow

you up…

Kaiba: No…

RC: Yes sir… -_-`

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Ryou's Room

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Joey: I'm bored… I'm leaving… *walks out humming*

Joey's mind: Thank fuggin God…. If he incorrectly sung the alphabet song one more

time… >.<

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Yami's Room

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Yami: *wakes up* Huh… where am I…

Alarm: Code Blue! Code Blue!

Yami: Oh my god… I must have somehow been drafted into the Canadian army and now

I'm at war! OH MY GOD! I'M IN CALGARY!!! O_O *runs out of the room*

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Outside

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Kaiba: Well… now we really have nothing to do… I'm gonna go to a hotel or

something… *leaves*

Mokuba: I'm coming too ^_^ *follows Kaiba*

Yugi: Now what do we do…

Ryou: Well… First… we have to… I dunno… -_-

Tea: Weren't we gonna go to Kaiba Headquarters and find out what he did?

Bakura: We're what now? O_O

Tea: You know… the whole reason why we came to Canada!

Marik: We're in Canada?

Tea: …

Yami: *runs out the front doors* NOOOOOO!!! *leaps into the air dramatically in slow-

mo*

Others: …

Yami: *slams into the ground and skids across the dirt road*

Joey: Yay we get to go to Kaibaland ^_^

Tea: Not Kaibaland… His Headquarters

Yami: Kaiba's head is made of quarters!!! O_O

Tea: … That's it I'm leaving…

Yugi: I think… she's right…

Yami Marik: Stupid Kaiba with all his… love and kindness ^_^

Marik: Ok, I'm sick and tired of this… *punches Yami Marik in the back of the head*

Yami Marik: What the hell was that for you…

All: *hunched over to see what he says*

Yami Marik: … What are all you lunatics doing coming all close… What are you gay?

Ryou: All better!

RC: … Why are you guys still standing here…

Yugi: We kinda don't know what to do…

RC: … Just follow Tea… Unlike you guys she doesn't have a faulty memory

Yami: Who are you?

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RC: This is what happens after I haven't wrote for a while. I promise to start writing a bit more ^_^''' hehehe… not Â¬_Â¬