Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Get Sexy With Pocky ❯ Valentine's Day Party ( Chapter 1 )

Xpyne: <--pronounced 'spine' } Hey everybody! This is the second story to be written by both myself and the great Solitaire, the first being Return of the Demon, of course. ^__^

Solitaire: ::has lost her voice::

Xpyne: .......But we're typing...?..::decides not to argue with the sick girl:: Fever must be making her delirious. Seto hon?

Official Translator, aka Seto: Soli wanted to write a Valentine's Day story. So she did. But of course you can't have senseless plots that revolve around teens getting sexy with each other without Xpyne. So this is half by Xpyne.

Xpyne: >__O That was awful, Seto.

Seto: ::hangs head in shame:: What did you expect? You keep me locked in a room without food or water...

Xpyne: We do not! You're anorexic all on your own, dear.

Seto [trying harder to be a better Official Translator]: Solitaire wanted to start this off "Seto Kaiba hated Valentine's Day"...but then she saw a fic that did just that. So she complained and had Xpyne write the beginning. Enjoy.

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this is YAOI, pairings Y/Y/S, R/B/J, and O/everyone. There's no lemon and probably won't be, but the whole story is practically sexual humor. Contains: Fluff, Weak Plot, Pocky, Mean Bakura, Sexiness, Fun!

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Get Sexy With Pocky

by Solitaire and Xpyne

Chapter One: Valentine's Day Party

"Try not to wreck the classroom, kids. I'll be back at the end of the period to take roll," the teacher warned before flashing everyone a victory sign and getting the hell out of there. She loved high school teaching, sure, but hanging around for their annual Valentine's Day party, watching adolescents try and get sexy with each other while hyped up on sugar? Not in this lifetime.

\ Yami? Wanna come out and join the party? Sensei left. \

\\ What about your classmates? Won't they find my sudden materialization a bit strange? \\

Yugi's lower lip stuck out slightly in an unconscious pout. He really wanted Yami to spend more time with him. Of course he could talk to him whenever he wanted, but having his actual body in the same room... Yugi craved physical contact with his darker half. Even if it was just a tap in the shoulder or sitting so their arms touched, he wanted nothing more than to be held by his yami.

< \ Well, maybe a little more. \ > Yugi thought wryly, imagining his other's slender, yet muscular form, tight clothes, and even tighter ass-- He blushed slightly, extremely glad he'd figured out how to block his thoughts from Yami.

\ I could go to the bathroom, and then we could return together; say you're from another class and we met up in the halls if anyone asks. \

\\ I don't know... \\ Yami just knew this was a bad idea. The longer he was out of the puzzle, the harder he found it to keep his hands off his little light. And Yugi didn't exactly help in that regard. The boy was quite touchy-feely, really. Without even realizing it, naturally. It killed him how innocent his beautiful hikari was. He felt like such a jerk. Yugi would just beg him to come out and watch t.v. with him, or help him with his homework. And Yami, like a fool, would always give in and come out, only to be tortured by his little angel's hugs and unintentionally suggestive comments.

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"So in Egypt they had whole wrestling tournaments?" Yugi asked in wonder. Yami nodded.

"It wasn't too different from Greco-Roman style. The combatants would assume the traditional positions, top or bottom, and sometimes--"

"I'm on top!" Yugi shouted before leaping from the chair at his desk he'd been doing history at to tackle Yami.

"Ahh! Oomph!" Yugi straddled his dark and pinned his arms above his head.

"Like this? Do I win?" he asked eagerly. He wriggled on top of Yami, as if to prove his dominance, grinning like a madman. Yami groaned, arousal growing.

"You obviously aren't getting any work done with me around--"

"Ya-mi!"

"So I'm going back in the puzzle."

"Aww... You can be on top if you want?" Yami disappeared into his soul room as quickly as possible.

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\ Pleeeeeeeeaase??? \

\\ ........Oh, alright. \\

Kaiba Seto pretended to ignore everybody around him, sitting in his own little world reading a book and hating Valentine's Day. Actually though, he was spying on Yugi out of the corner of his eyes. The boy had been sitting there with this dumb look on his face for a few minutes, utterly still and amethyst eyes glazed over. He kept making these cute little faces as he sat there like a zombie while all his friends ignored him as if this was perfectly normal. Which, for that weirdo, it was.

< He's either talking to his dark or has really eaten too much candy. > He wondered what Yami was saying to him that made him pout, then blush. < Probably something very stupid about "love" that really means "fuck me, please." > He could imagine those two necking, and--- He imagined those two necking.

"Mmm..." he murmured slightly.

"Yay!" Yugi's sudden cheer snapped Seto out of his admittedly dirty fantasy. <Ah, that's gross! What was I thinking?!? > The young CEO felt a little warm under his collar. <And what's he so happy about?? > He frowned, and decided to turn a page of the book he hadn't been reading.

Yugi jumped up and made his way to the door.

"Hey, Yuug! Where're ya goin'?" Jounouchi called out stupidly.

< For a quickie with Yami, where else? > Kaiba thought sarcastically.

"Uh, bathroom! I'll be back in a minute. --Don't eat all my candy! Anzu?" The brunette giggled.

"I'll watch it!" she assured him. The petite boy flashed her a brilliant smile that made a certain billionaire feel inexplicably jealous.

"Thanks!" And with that he left in a hurry.

< If he comes back with his shirt on inside out, I'm just leaving. > Kaiba sulked. < I hate Valentine's Day. >

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"--And I love you here..." Joey kissed Ryou's nose and the platinum haired boy giggled. Joey took another bite from the strawberry fudge pocky stick the other held out to him. "And here..." He kissed Ryou's jawline, causing him to blush. The blonde took another bite. "And here..." He nipped at the other's neck and the paler teen squeaked.

"You two are so gay," Bakura declared around a mouthful of ill-gotten cupcake. Ryou pouted and Joey rolled his eyes. With a leer, the blonde teen tugged the yami into his lap.

"You weren't complainin' last night." Hooking a finger in the collar of Bakura's t-shirt, he pulled the material out of the way and latched his lips onto the skin at the crook of his neck, nibbling gently.

The tomb robber hummed at that, his eyes sliding shut halfway, and he leaned back against the other with a lazy smile. Joey took hold of his wrist and pulled it towards his mouth, taking a bite of the snowy haired demon's cupcake. Bakura frowned and yanked his wrist from the blonde's grasp, twisting around in his lap to glare at him.

"That's mine; go steal your own."

Joey grinned shamelessly and pressed his mouth to the other's, parting his lips in invitation. The dark one lapped the icing from his lips before delving his tongue into the sweet cavern and fighting for dominance. The honey-eyed teen moaned softly and slid his hand up under the other's shirt, his fingers splayed across the firm muscles of the fiend's abdomen as his tongue battled the other's heatedly.

Ryou smiled brightly as he watched his two lovers, happy to have his yami out of the ring and thankful he hadn't caused too much trouble...yet. He noticed the subtle change in their posture when Joey finally relented and let the other control the kiss, as usual, and grinned, placing a hand on Bakura's knee and leaning forward.

The former tomb raider broke the kiss to gasp for air and turned his head, raising a slender white brow in curiosity at his other. Ryou leaned in more, his hand sliding to just above his dark's knee, and held out the half-eaten stick of pocky in offering.

The corner of Bakura's mouth twitched up and he held the boy's gaze intently as he leaned forward. Closing his lips around Ryou's fingers, he ate what was left of the candy, then sucked lightly at the digits, swirling his tongue around them. The snowy haired boy's eyelids fluttered and a slight flush spread over his cheeks.

"You three are disgusting. You are aware there are children in the room, aren't you?"

Bakura glanced sideways at Kaiba and released his hikari's fingers after a small nip. Ryou was blushing crimson at having found they had an audience and the pale fiend leaned back to settle in Joey's lap with a smug smirk. Said blonde made to remove his hand from under his shirt, but he held it there, his grin widening.

"Kaiba's just jealous because he hasn't gotten into Yugi and Yami's pants yet," Bakura stated matter-of-factly. The blue eyed teen only snorted and continued to glare at him with displeasure, though inwardly he was seething at the remark that hit too close for comfort.

"Maybe Kaiba just ain't man enuff ta handle a hikari and his yami." Bakura was about to thwap Joey for being such an idiot when he noticed the absolutely livid look on the CEO's usually stoic face. Huge evil grin plastered on his face, the former tomb robber curled up against Joey, nuzzling him.

"Is Mr. Big Shot jealous of Jounouchi-kun?" he goaded.

\ Cut it out, Yami. It's horrible to remind someone they're--alone, or to brag about having love. \ Ryou chided. Bakura rolled his eyes.

\\ Fine, I'll shut it. Just for you. \\ The white haired fiend very deliberately smacked his lips shut and blinked up at the fuming billionaire innocently. Ignoring the spirit on his lap, Kaiba grabbed Joey's collar and yanked him forward a bit in his seat.

"I dare you to repeat your insult, bonkotsu," Kaiba challenged.

"I give, I give! I didn't say nothin'!" Joey conceded, wrapping his arms tighter around Bakura and snickering. It was rare to be able to get a rise out of Kaiba Seto, and Joey had hit a nerve.

The scowling teen released the blonde with a noise of disgust and made to storm out of the classroom. What the hell was he hanging around for anyway?? Oh yeah. Yugi-watching.

Ryou was at his lovers' side as soon as the immediate danger of Seto's wrath had departed.

"Kaiba-kun!" the fair haired boy called after him. "I'm sure Yugi-kun would be your Valentine if you asked him!" The slamming of the door was the only response he got.

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