Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Get Sexy With Pocky ❯ Who Wouldn't Want Yugi's Pocky? ( Chapter 2 )

Yugi: ::looks around:: Where's Xpyne?

Solitaire: Shhh! ::points to where her sister is asleep:: It's five in the morning, and I've been up most of the night anyway, so I thought I'd refrain from waking her up and just do the author's notes myself.

Seto: ...You're not fooling anyone. You just wanted to do them by yourself.

Solitaire: .....Shut up! You guys know I can't get a word in edgewise with her! ::looks around for support and finds none, as the entire YGO is afraid of Xpyne and her 'violent tendencies':: -_- Bunch of ingrates... Anyway, here's the second chapter, and I think there will only be three. ::glances around for a bishie to do her bidding:: Oi, Bakura!

Bakura: ::looks up from Ryou's diary, snickering:: ...Huh? What do you want?!

Solitaire: ::points at him:: You. Disclaimer. Now.

Bakura: ::sighs:: Solitaire and Xpyne to not own YGO, or the show would be banned faster than their stories. They also don't own the book Kaiba's reading. ::glares at Solitaire:: Happy now?

Solitaire: ^_^ Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Get Sexy With Pocky

by Solitaire and Xpyne

Chapter Two: Who Wouldn't Want Yugi's Pocky?

"Kaiba Seto!!"

Seto cringed at the shrill shout and turned around to glare at its source. Sensei Parks. At five-foot-four with an overly righteous sense of morality and an infuriatingly annoying penchant for bad analogies, she was quite possibly the student body's most hated teacher at Domino High. He resisted the urge to remind the woman that he made five times what she did in a year and that with a single phone call, he could make sure she never taught a class again, and turned to face her.

"Hai, Sensei?" he inquired, his tone just respectful enough to avoid detention, but with enough displeasure to let her know Kaiba Seto didn't enjoy being pestered by so-called educators whom he could teach a thing or two.

"What are you doing out of your classroom?" she demanded.

"I was on my way to the bathroom, Sensei," replied the brunette in a tone that just bordered on insolent. Sensei Parks recognized the inflection and immediately jumped on it.

"And where is your hall pass, Kaiba-san??"

He raised a slender brow apathetically. "I don't have one, Sensei."

Hands on her hips, the teacher pointed toward his classroom. "Then I think it would behoove you to get back to your class."

"But I--"

"Now!! Unless you want to serve detention with me after school...?"

Glaring murderously at the woman, Seto returned in the direction he'd come, fisting his hands deep in his pockets to keep himself from throttling her as he passed. He really needed to look into distance learning from home...

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Yugi entered the bathroom, smiling. He stood in front of a mirror and checked his appearance. \ < I look alright, I suppose. > \ he decided. He was wearing an outfit he'd picked out just for today to impress Yami. He adjusted the studded belt he had slung over his hips and inspected the silky red shirt he wore over a black vinyl tank top. He still had to wear his blue uniform pants and jacket, but with his semi-punk jewelry and exotic hair, he never had to worry about blending in with the student body.

The petite boy touched the shiny red collar he had picked out. It had alternating black metal spikes and vinyl hearts; Yugi thought it was supa cute. Touching the puzzle fondly, he turned his thoughts inward.

\ You can come out now. \ Yami materialized beside his aibou, clad identically, save he wore no red overshirt. Yugi had always wondered what happened to all the overshirts he wore when Yami came out... And his collar looked pretty hot on the dark boy. Yugi grinned, throwing his arms around his Yami.

"Happy Valentine's Day." He squeezed his beautiful dark, nuzzling his soft cheek in the crook of the taller one's neck. Unseen by Yugi, Yami's face grew warm as he returned the embrace.

\\ < He's so cuddly... > \\

As Yami didn't come out much at Yugi's school, it was only natural Yugi lead the way back to class. And when you're leading someone about with whom you're very comfortable, it's only natural to hold their hand. Right.

Yugi cheerfully dragged his slower moving counterpart into his classroom. There were some interested looks from a few of Yugi's fellow students. Yugi had to admit it was sort of strange to return from the bathroom toting a look-a-like with you.

"Hey, Yugi! Yami!" Otogi greeted the pair. After Yugi shot the raven haired boy's fangirls a subtle "hands off!" look, he returned the greeting.

"Hi Ryuji-kun!" Yami merely nodded, smiling. "Having a fun Valentine's Day?" the violet-eyed teen asked coyly. The lanky dice boy chewed his lower lip, grinning, and his gaze darted back to the small flock of girls and boys holding up pretty cards with "Ashiteru Otogi!" scrawled on them.

"Oh yeah! I haven't even gotten to my presents yet," he added smugly. Yugi laughed.

"I only need one Valentine," Yugi stated, smiling and looking in Yami's direction. Said boy was currently staring in morbid fascination at his and Yugi's best friend, completely distracted. Otogi nodded in understanding and gave Yugi a wink, mouthing "Good luck!" before returning to his friends. It seemed like everyone know Yugi wanted Yami, but Yami.

"He kisses like he eats!" Yami informed Yugi in horror, unable to take his eyes off the blonde necking with Ryou. Yugi stuck out his tongue.

"Don't watch, Yami!" Standing on his tiptoes, Yugi put his hands over Yami's eyes from behind him.

"It's useless. Their 'drool-fest' has been permanently burned into my memory." He went limp against Yugi, feigning death. Yugi struggled under the taller boy's weight, giggling.

"Joey, cut it out! You've killed Yami." Joey continued to make out with Ryou. "Joey!" Yugi was hardly able to support Yami, he was laughing so hard. Joey and Ryou continued obliviously. "JOEY!"

The blonde broke the kiss, facing lightly flushed and panting. He finally responded.

"...Yeeeah?" Ryou was sitting in Joey's lap, looking embarrassed. He wiped off Joey's mouth with his sleeve. Yugi collapsed, snickering, Yami landing in his lap.

"You killed my yami," the wide-eyed boy mourned, wrapping his arms around the slender pharaoh, placing one hand on his pectoral and the other quite low on his stomach, little fingers splayed out to rest on his pelvic bone.

Yami tensed slightly at the intimate areas in which he was being touched. He could feel his nipples hardening under his aibou's innocent hands. He sat up.

"I have been reincarnated...er, again."

"Should have stayed dead the first time," Bakura kidded, ruffling the former sovereign's hair as he passed by, plopping onto Joey's desk and snacking on a cookie Yami was sure he hadn't been given willingly.

"Hn," he grunted in response, pulling himself to his feet and extending a hand to Yugi, who accepted it demurely. Joey rolled his eyes.

"When are they just gonna hook it up already??" the blonde whispered to his koi. Just then, Kaiba Seto returned, scowl on his handsome face. Yami dropped Yugi's hand self-consciously and sat down in the empty desk across from Yugi's.

"Back so soon, Kaiba?" Joey taunted. The icy eyed teen ignored him, pulling out his book and resumed "reading" it.

Yugi didn't know why Seto had left, but decided to stay out of it. He turned his attention to the object of his affections.

"So, Yami, will you be my Valentine?" Yugi giggled. Yami blushed.

"Me? Uh--sure! I mean, of course, um..."

\\ Oh, gag. \\

\ Oh, come off it. I thought it was cute! \

\\ You would, Ryou. They are so annoying. \\

\ I like them. And so does Joey, so nyah. \

\\ ...I like them, too. But you are a brat. \\ Bakura pinched his light hard, and leaned in as the boy squeaked to kiss his neck affectionately. He backed away from the other's neck thoughtfully.

\\ ...Are you wearing perfume? \\

\ No! \

\\ Liar. \\ Ryou blushed.

\ It's just my new soap. \

\\ That pink crap you tried to put on me the other day? \\ Ryou nodded. The darker boy gave him another kiss. \\ I actually kinda like it. \\ Ryou blushed even harder.

"What indecent things are you tellin' him?" Joey demanded, noticing the boy in his lap's reactions. Bakura only smirked.

"Nothing." Joey scowled.

"I wanna stupid mind link thingy, too. S'not fair," he muttered. The former tomb robber offered him the second half of his pink frosted cookie. "Oooh!"

Yugi handed Yami a similar, yet uneaten pink frosted heart cookie.

"Want my heart, Yami?" he offered. Yami swallowed.

"--Yes." He took the cookie and shoved it in his mouth before he could say anything stupid. Yugi smiled sweetly at him.

"Take anything you want." He set his plate of sweets on the desktop in front of Yami.

Kaiba made a face behind his book a few seats over. < Damn lucky puzzle spirit... > He couldn't help feeling...jealous. < Damn inu is right. I want them. > His pale hands clenched the cover of his novel. < No. Love is not the answer. They don't want me. > He sighed. Glancing down at the page he was on, he read:

"I'll tell you," said she in the same hurried passionate whisper, "what real love is. It is blind devotion, unquestioning self-humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your whole heart and soul to the smiter--!"

The blue-eyed boy blinked. That wasn't exactly what he'd call encouraging.

"Oh! I almost forgot my pocky! I had to put it away so Jounouchi-kun wouldn't eat them all..." he explained, rummaging through his backpack.

"I wouldn'a ate them all," Joey protested.

Yami watched his light search for the pocky, look of concentration on his cherubic face. He was feeling rather hot from all the attention his gorgeous aibou was giving him. If he wasn't careful, he'd be sporting a humiliating erection. He fidgeted. Yugi was so...arousing. He'd been madly in love with his aibou from the first day they'd dueled together. He remembered the day fondly. He'd seen his partner's heart in that moment, and known he would live and die for Yugi from then on.

He licked his lips nervously. His little Yugi was so unfortunately innocent. He would not corrupt his sweet light, even if it meant suffering from pent up lust every time he left his soul room. He blinked his large crimson eyes, focusing on Yugi again.

The boy made a noise of delight as he found the red box. He knew Yami loves pocky. Who doesn't?

Pulling out a delicate stick, he summoned his courage for a more forward move on his Yami. He slid the long, thin stick between his full lips and sucked lightly, moving the pocky in and out a bit. \ < I'm not being too obvious, right? I mean, pocky's a long way from what I'm thinking of. > \ he justified.

Seto glanced over out of the corner of his eye just in time to wish he hadn't. < Yugi is giving his goddamn pocky a blowjob!! > He closed his eyes and drew in a shaky breath, an intense and childish dislike of Yami building. < The pharaoh must think himself in his Egyptian heaven. > he thought unhappily, peeking at the small boy's display again. <Mmm... >

Bakura's eyes widened a bit at Yugi's suggestive behavior. \\ Squirt's going for it, I guess. \\

\ Huh? \

\\ Don't tell me you can't tell what Yugi's doing?! \\

\ What's he doing? \ Ryou looked, confused. Yugi bit into his pocky with an audible snap of the biscuit. \ He's just eating pocky... \

\\ If you say so... That is kinda hot, even if it is just Yugi. \\ Bakura trailed off and Ryou's jaw dropped as he sensed his dark half's dirty fantasies.

Yami wasn't in much better shape. The spirit was toying nervously with the hem of his coat, trying not to stare.

\\ < He's just eating candy. He's just eating candy. He's just eating candy. > \\ Yami repeated the mantra. \\ <He's just leaning down, violet eyes half-lidded and pooled with lust for me and taking my aching length into his sweet mouth as far as he can and running his smooth hands all over my--ahhh, fuck.> \\ Yami felt himself become half hard, his body temperature rising. Yugi finished the piece of pocky.

"Your turn, Yami," he said in a voice that was anything but innocent.

\\ < NOW I'm hearing things, just great. He's just kid. He doesn't want me like that. I can't betray his trust in me by taking advantage of him!! > \\ Yugi leaned across the aisle and made eye contact with Yami, amethyst meeting ruby. He held out a stick of pocky for his other and leaned over, his free hand coming to clasp the dark one's knee for support. His hand slid up Yami's thigh as he leaned closer still, touching the pocky to his aibou's parted lips. Bakura nudged Ryou, giving him an "I told you so" look. Kaiba watched with bated breath, feeling himself become turned on.

Yami's erection had nothing 'half' about it now. He tentatively took a bite before mentally smacking himself. \\ < I have to get out of here! If I stay here another second his with slender fingers up my leg, I'm going to toss him on the floor for a fuck in front of his whole school! > \\ Yami stood abruptly, pulling his coat down as he did so and muttered an excuse as he brushed by his petite aibou and hurried out of the classroom.

< What the hell just happened?! > was the simultaneous thought of Bakura, Kaiba, and poor Yugi. Yugi sat back in his seat, dejected look on his face. He bit his lower lip. He would NOT cry in school. He wasn't a baby, after all.

"I-I'm going to go find Anzu," Yugi excused as he got up and left to the other side of the classroom in search of his brunette friend.

< Anzu?? What the hell is he running to Anzu for? > Kaiba was utterly confused. Had he been overestimating his rival's intelligence all this time? The boy could duel, to be sure, but only an utter fool, regardless of his sexual orientation, would pass up an advance like that from a boy like Yugi. He saw the short teen approach Anzu and sit beside her, pain evident in his expressive eyes. They were about as far from him as Bakura-tachi, so he could hear their conversation with ease, not that he cared or anything. Right.

Bakura stood.

"Where are you goin'?" Joey asked. Bakura considered telling them the truth, but they'd probably just try to stop him.

"I can play tonsil hockey with you guys whenever. Today and October 31? Buwahahahaha! ...I steal candy!" Ryou sweatdropped. Joey shrugged. Bakura ran off.

"I'll help ya sedate 'im once he reached his sugar limit, okay?"

"Thanks!" Ryou was relieved. The pair resumed making out, leaving Bakura to his own evil devices.

\\ < Heh heh, they sure bought that easily. I already stole a helluva lot of candy. It's mental torture and 'stop stupidity' time! > \\

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Solitaire: Aww, poor Yugi. Yami's just so dense... ::shakes head:: And what is Bakura up to, anyway? Well, the next chapter should be out before too long. I'm exhausted, and I haven't done any homework all weekend. ~^_^~ Ja ne!