Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Good Pupppy ❯ Training the Puppy ( Chapter 1 )

Yay! Thanks guys!! When I saw that I finally had some reviews, I was so scared I thought that I was gonna cry. But now I'm just plain elated! Yay! Thank you, Malik's Girl & Evil Inga and Evil Yami Inga. I love both you dudes!! (Or three of you…or something…) <3 <3

….Anyway…

Training the Puppy

"Bakura-"

"NO!!"

"- But Ryou will love this."

The white-haired fiend snorted in disgust. "This is ridiculous." He idly fingered the dog collar hanging around his neck. He didn't how to react when he fingered the letterings on the collar. He recognized his name, but stared at the other letters, hoping to make sense of them.

"You can understand what it says?" a blonde-haired Egyptian questioned. His response was a snort.

"Fool. Of course I can read it."

"Oh really? What does it say?"

When he didn't get an answer he realized he had won. Malik walked over to Bakura, picking him up by the collar. It read

Bakura

DOB: 3000 BC

Property of Ryou Bakura

36 Hump Street Apt 5a

Upper Domino

The white haired one looked like his head was about to explode. "PROPERTY OF RYOU BAKURA??!! MY ASS!!"

Malik was too busy giggling to notice the harsh words. (Yes, giggling @_@)

His giggling soon turned to laughter as he soon lay down on the couch to keep falling on the floor. Once his laughter had died down, he opened one of his eyes a smidge to see a pair of adoring brown eyes on him, and an uncharacteristically sincere grin on his fellow lunatic's face. " You should laugh more often," said an unusually calm voice. "You look gorgeous this way."

Malik quickly returned the lust filled gaze. After a few minutes of silence between the two, Malik got up and walked over to where Bakura was kneeling on the ground. Bakura quickly wrapped his arms around Malik's waist, and Malik wrapped his arms loosely around Bakura's shoulders, pulling him into a passionate hug. That is, until Bakura decided that it would be fun to stuff his nose in Mallik's crotch.

"WOAH!! Bad dog, bad dog!"

A mischevious grin formed itself on the inu-demon's face (Inu-yasha O_o). After Malik had finished spazzing out, Bakura looked up at him with an innocent baby-face (woah, I didn't Baku-chan was capable of that o_o). The Ghoul leader walked up Bakura, a sexy grin plastered on his exotic features. Bending over, he whispered, "If you cooperate this'll be a pleasant experience for you. However, if you you're a bad puppy, I may have to spank you."

Bakura wasn't visibly displeased with either of these arrangements. "Spank me? How hard?"

Blondie took a step closer to him, giving him a sensuous lick on the left cheek. "However hard you want."

Malik soon started giggling again, hoping to break the mood before something "happened" between them. "Okay, this is how it'll work. Every day when Ryou comes back from school, you'll be waiting at the front door. You don't speak unless spoken to. If you want to get his attention you'll have to rub against him or bark or whatever. Nipping might even work if he's taken to ignoring you. You're not allowed to walk on two legs since that'll ruin the entire effect." He thought a bit longer. "That's about it I guess. The rest is up to Ryou."

The yami nodded his head. "Agreed."

"Okay. Now let's go over some basic commands. We want to give Ryou a well-trained puppy don't we?" The comment was accentuated with a sexy wink.

Bakura quickly barked in response.

Malik giggled once again. "Good puppy." (O_o Alotta giggling and snorting going on between these two)

"Okay, now sit. Stay. Lay down. Roll over. Play dead." The Egyptian was finding it harder to stay focused on the task at hand as the demon was taking care to add some sensuous grace to each of the commands. Malik quickly gulped and pulled something out of the drawer. "Okay, see this, puppy? You'll be caring this around in your teeth when Ryou first gets you. Makes you look even hotter between the collar and the black clothes and the mussed up hair, I think."

The sitting yami carefully studied the plain white bone from his position on the floor. "Okay Bakura, get the bone." A flash of mischief was seen in Bakura's eyes before he jumped his tanned friend and startled suckling at his crotch through his black jeans. Soon enough Malik was sitting on the couch, legs sprawled out, arching out into the moist suction. "OoOo Bakura, I said bo-one, n-not, nghhh, boner! Oh gods, please please stop, God, not now…"

Their little "play session" was soon interrupted when the phone began to ring. Bakura cracked open an annoyed eye in the direction of the telephone. Malik quickly took this as his only chance to get away before he did something stupid. "Oh, look phone, gotta answer the phone, heh heh ^^;" Within seconds he had jumped off the couch and picked up the phone. "Oh, hi Ishizu…"

Bakura leaned back and admired his handiwork, noticing the flustered look on the younger boy's face. This was going to be too much fun.

When Malik finished his conversation with his sister he picked up, umm, Motorcycles Weekly (^^; Seems Malik enough) and rolled it up, towering over Bakura threateningly. "Okay puppy, I'll forgive you this time, but remember not to get too hump-happy next time." Bakura curled up and whimpered cutely.

Malik walked towards his bedroom to sort out the final details of his plan.

"Hey Malik!"

"Yes?"

"Well, what happens if I choose not to keep up this charade while Ryou isn't home?" The Yami asked slyly.

Malik winked. "You better not. Cuz' I'll be here, making sure you stay a good puppy while Ryou's away."

Wow, that was hard work -_- Hey is anybody out there willing to teach me how to edit stuff on MediaMiner? I'm new obviously, and I don't get how some things work.

And please review people!! 98 hits and only 2 reviews? I doubt all you guys (or most likely gals ^_~) got here by accident. Yes, I was one of you guys some days ago. I thought `Hell, I'm lazy,' or `I'll do it later,' or the author doesn't need my encouragement.' WRONG!! I need you guys! Wait, how do other authors get reviews?

Umm, wait, umm yeah, I know. IF YOU REVIEW I'LL MAKE INU-BAKURA SAY HI!!

O_o Or something…

Ps. Does anybody have any font suggestions? Personally, I think this one is a little hard to read once it gets on MediaMiner. A little too hard on the eyes. Ja!