Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Got Malik??? ❯ Ze beginning ( Prologue )
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own YGO or anything else that maybe mentioned. This goes for the other chapters too!
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BA: …
Malik: *pokes BishounenzAngel*
BA: *glare*
Malik: *poke, poke, poke*
BA: What do you want???
Malik: You have to do your promise, stupid.
BA: What promise?
Malik: You're hopeless…
BA: What promise, dammit!?
Malik: You promised me that you'd make a fic that centers on me.
Bakura: *pops in* What?! What about me?!
BA: Sorry, 'Kura…maybe next time
Malik: a-ahem!!!
BA: sheesh! Fine…*mutters* Stupid Blonde Chicken Muffin (I dunno where I got that…it was from another fic, though…)
Malik: What did you just call me?!!
BA: Blonde Chicken Muffin!!! Got a problem with that?!
Malik: Yeah, I do, 'Miss Over and Beyond'!!!
BA: GRRR!!! You just told everybody who is reading what the guy at the school calls me!!!
Malik: Don't care.
BA: Shut up or I'll cancel this fic!!!
Malik: O.O you wouldn't…
BA: =_= Try me…
Malik: Fine…*mutters*
Bakura: What's the fic about, anyway?
BA: Oh…you were there…I forgot…
Bakura: *twitch* Just answer the damn question *twitch*
BA: Ok, the reviewers *points to you* gets to ask Malik questions-
Malik: That is so used.
BA: Lemme finish. And they get to give you gifts too! And if they ask really nicely, then I might even let them get a date with one of you guys!
Malik: Hold up. They ain't getting a date with me. *crosses his arms*
Bakura: or me! *crosses arms too*
BA: *shrugs* Keep telling yourself that.
Malik and Bakura: Fine! I will!
BA: *ignores them* Ok, so send in your questions and gifts if you have them…oh and you get to torture characters as well!!! ^_______^
Malik: What?!
Bakura: You can't do that!!!
BA: I can and maybe I will.
Malik and Bakura: B-but…
BA: Ok, the rest is up to you guys!!! See you next chapter!!! ^_^
Malik and Bakura: Don't forget our gifts!!!
Malik: hmm…send in your questions too…and me, being the hot, Egyptian, smartass that I am will answer it!
BA: Uhh…riiiight… what he said…