Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Got Malik??? ❯ Ze beginning ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own YGO or anything else that maybe mentioned

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own YGO or anything else that maybe mentioned. This goes for the other chapters too!

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BA: …

Malik: *pokes BishounenzAngel*

BA: *glare*

Malik: *poke, poke, poke*

BA: What do you want???

Malik: You have to do your promise, stupid.

BA: What promise?

Malik: You're hopeless…

BA: What promise, dammit!?

Malik: You promised me that you'd make a fic that centers on me.

Bakura: *pops in* What?! What about me?!

BA: Sorry, 'Kura…maybe next time

Malik: a-ahem!!!

BA: sheesh! Fine…*mutters* Stupid Blonde Chicken Muffin (I dunno where I got that…it was from another fic, though…)

Malik: What did you just call me?!!

BA: Blonde Chicken Muffin!!! Got a problem with that?!

Malik: Yeah, I do, 'Miss Over and Beyond'!!!

BA: GRRR!!! You just told everybody who is reading what the guy at the school calls me!!!

Malik: Don't care.

BA: Shut up or I'll cancel this fic!!!

Malik: O.O you wouldn't…

BA: =_= Try me…

Malik: Fine…*mutters*

Bakura: What's the fic about, anyway?

BA: Oh…you were there…I forgot…

Bakura: *twitch* Just answer the damn question *twitch*

BA: Ok, the reviewers *points to you* gets to ask Malik questions-

Malik: That is so used.

BA: Lemme finish. And they get to give you gifts too! And if they ask really nicely, then I might even let them get a date with one of you guys!

Malik: Hold up. They ain't getting a date with me. *crosses his arms*

Bakura: or me! *crosses arms too*

BA: *shrugs* Keep telling yourself that.

Malik and Bakura: Fine! I will!

BA: *ignores them* Ok, so send in your questions and gifts if you have them…oh and you get to torture characters as well!!! ^_______^

Malik: What?!

Bakura: You can't do that!!!

BA: I can and maybe I will.

Malik and Bakura: B-but…

BA: Ok, the rest is up to you guys!!! See you next chapter!!! ^_^

Malik and Bakura: Don't forget our gifts!!!

Malik: hmm…send in your questions too…and me, being the hot, Egyptian, smartass that I am will answer it!

BA: Uhh…riiiight… what he said…