Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse ❯ Behold the hormones of Yami! ( Chapter 3 )

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Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse

Chapter III

It was early Saturday morning. The sun had just peaked out from over the horizon and Harry Potter was soundly asleep on the Motou's couch. Or at least he was asleep until…

"For the last time!" Uncle Vernon's voice raged loudly from next door. "BEGONE WITH YE VIAL VERMIN! HE'S NEXT DOOR!"

This loud outburst of noise was followed by a loud thump from upstairs, which, in turn, was followed by Yami's own outburst of noise, which came via of his apparent knowledge of the old Egyptian language. Harry groaned as he realized that this must have woken up Yuugi and thus, his chances of getting any more sleep were slim to none.

"Yami." Yuugi raged as they came downstairs. "I really didn't need to hear that first thing in the morning!"

Yami rolled his eyes, walked over to Harry, who was currently laying face down groaning into the sofa.

"Wakey, wakey, Harry boy." He whispered in a very bad imitation of Pegasus.

Yuugi snorted at his dark's horrible acting skills. But when Harry refused to wake up Yami chose a more tactless method of arousing the raven-haired boy. Sighing in exasperation, Yami leaned over and yanked the blankets off the couch, Harry thus tumbling out with them. Moaning in light pain and heavy irritation Harry swore under his breath and glared up at the ex-pharaoh. Yami just grinned and winked back at him.

"You're good, but you're no match for me." He stated in reference to the foul language Harry had so recently displayed.

Harry had barely had time to stammer a blushing reply before the doorbell rang.

"Aibou! Go see who that baka of a neighbor of ours has chosen to burden us with this time." Yami ordered.

Yuugi nodded and went to answer the door. A few minute later he called back, "Harry-san, do you happen to know a large family of redheads?"

Harry raised an eyebrow, as did Yami. A large family of redheads perfectly described the Weaslys. But why would they be at the Motous' house? But far from having sufficient time to contemplate the matter further he was interrupted by the arrival of yet another owl.

Harry,

We're going to pick you up at 6:30 AM on Saturday.

See you then,

Ron

Well it did seem as though this 'large family of redheads' were indeed the Weaslys. Harry stood silently, handed the letter for Yami to read and walked over to the front door.

"Hi," he said, grinning. "I'm afraid that your owl was a little late, Ron." He stated handing Pig over to the youngest of the Weasly brothers.

Ron blushed and retrieved the incompetent owl from his friend. Yuugi looked between the two boys. They couldn't be…nah. He quickly dismissed the thought. He would know if the two boys were together or not. After all, he himself was in the middle of a very complicated relationship with one his own best friends/lover. He was only glad that Yami had been able to come with him on the trip to England. He would have hatted to have had to be alone in this strange new country. But if Yami were there with him then everything would be fine.

"HOLY SHIT!" Yami shouted from the next room. "WHO THE FUCKING HELL PICKS UP THEY'RE FRIEND AT SIX-FREAKING-THIRTY IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY?!"

Yuugi sighed good-naturedly. It shocked Harry to no end how much like Remus Lupin Yuugi Motou really was.

"Who was that?" Ron asked nervously after Yami's little outburst.

"That would be Yami." Yuugi explained. "He's a little…er…exotic in the morning?" he feigned nervously, hoping that neither Harry nor his friends would notice that he hadn't the faintest idea of what he was talking about.

"Aibou!" Yami shouted. "C'mere! There's something I really think you should see." He then left the living room and opted to speak in normal tones from the foyer. "Oh and Potter," he added lightly, leaning against the door frame, "do tell your little wizarding friends to stop sending owls with bladder control problems to our house."

Harry's eyes widened, but he nodded. Yuugi snatched the letter from Yami. He read through it once, blinked, and read through it again.

"Um…Harry-san, are these the…Weaslys? Are these the people who are going to take you with them for the rest of the summer?"

Harry nodded and Yuugi handed him the letter, expressing his desire that the raven-haired boy to read the letter, very carefully. Harry did read the letter and his reaction was similar to Yuugi's.

"Can they come with us?" he asked Ron. Who, was in turn, totally clueless and agreed instantly.

Harry handed the letter back to Yuugi and Fred and George used their summoning charms to retrieve Harry's things from the Dursleys'. Then they were off.

*

Yuugi and even Yami had to agree that the following two weeks that they spent at the Burrow were two of the best weeks they could remember. Even if they did have to sleep apart from each other. The Japanese boy was terrified of what might happen if the Weaslys were to somehow find out that he and Yami were more than just 'brothers.' The next day Hermione arrived and Harry finally felt that he had someone to talk to about something that had been plaguing him for the past two months. Dragging her outside to a small clearing and then sitting down.

"Harry? What's wrong?" she asked, noting the glazed look on his face.

"Nothing. Just thinking, that's all."

"Really? What about?"

Harry sighed. It was now or never, Hermione would understand, even if Ron wouldn't.

"Draco Malfoy."

"Why?" Hermione demanded. Then realization dawned on her. "Oh my-…you love him don't you?"

"Gee. Whatever gave you that idea?" he asked, grinning. "Just remember, you cannot tell Yami or Yuugi. I'm not sure how they feel about homosexuality." He stated sadly.

"Oh, we're pretty comfortable with it." A voice said lightly. Then, much to Harry's discomfort Yami and Yuugi Motou walked up to his 'hiding place.' Winking at Harry Yuugi sat down beside Harry. "Yami and I are gay too." He stated grinning.

"Oh, really?" Hermione asked casually. "With who?"

"Each other."

"WHAT?! But I thought you were brothers!" Harry gaped.

"No. That's just an excuse to share a room." Yami explained. "Speaking of which, I've missed having my Aibou with me in the long, cold, hours of the night."

"Well. I'll see what I can do about that." Harry offered. "If you do me a favour."

He then explained about his long-standing crush on the Malfoy heir, and dear Draco's death threats that he had made so clearly at the end of their fifth year.

"Well, you do have a problem, don't you?" Yuugi pondered. "Hmmm…now what to do? What to do?"

"We could dress him up in drag and have him do a private strip show." Yami suggested.

"No, no, Yami. The objective is for Draco to feel love for Harry, not lust."

"I can't think right now. You want to duel, Aibou?"

"Sure."

Then the two Japanese lovers walked off back to the house.

"You wanna go watch?" Harry asked Hermione.

"Sure, why not?"

*

"I call upon the Dark Magician, in attack mode!" Yami announced. "Now, my Dark Magician, attack the Dark Magician Girl! Dark Magic Attack!"

"That move is so cliché." Yuugi mocked. "Mirror Force! Reflect his attack!"

"Negate! You're reflected attack is neutralized!"

Meanwhile Ron was having the time of his life, watching the two Japanese boys' fight to see who could damage their opponent's Life Points first. So far both scores were still tied at 8000 apiece.

"Guia the Fierce Knight!" Yuugi summoned. "In combination with Curse of Dragon, through the magic of my Polymerization card I create, Guia the Dragon Champion! Attack the Dark Magician!"

Yami growled as his Life Points dropped to 7900.

"Summoned Skull in attack mode. I equip my Skull with the magic card with the magic card Black Pendant."

"Magic Jammer! Negate the Black Pendant!"

Yami trailed off into another long train of curses ranging from English to Japanese to Egyptian. But he had the unfortunate timing of doing so right as Bill, the eldest Weasly son, entered the room.

"Dude!" Bill gaped as Yami uttered a particularly nasty one. "Don't say things like that in front of little kids!"

"I'm sixteen." Gennie retorted.

"That's still too young to have heard that one."

Yami grinned evilly at Bill and shook his head.

"Oh my dear naïve little man. I could say things that would corrupt their minds so much more than that one."

"Do it! Do it!" Fred and George chanted eager to hear more of the Amazing Yami's colourful vocabulary.

"I must disagree with my younger siblings and ask you to cease and desist." Percy ordered walking into the room.

//Aibou, don't they ever shut up?//

/No, probably not./

"ENOUGH!" Yami yelled. "You two," he addressed this to the twins, "shut the hell up. As for you," he glared menacingly at Percy, "I must request that you leave my sight at once." He snapped his fingers and Percy faded from view.

/Do I even want to know where you sent him?/

//The Shadow Realm.//

/I like the way you think./

Fred and George did indeed shut up after that and Yami and Yuugi finished their duel.

*

Two weeks past too quickly for anyone's pleasure, but soon Ron, Hermione, Gennie, Harry, Yami and Yuugi were boarding the Hogwarts Express. The first half an hour went by without much interference, aside from the time when Neville tried to sit on Crookshanks again. After that though Harry's least and most favourite person chose to show up at their door.

"Hey, Potter is this the one you were telling us about earlier?" Yami whispered softly.

"Yep, he's the one."

"Hmm…not bad." He then stood and walked over to Draco. "Walk with me Malloy."

/Yami! It's Malfoy!/ Yuugi mentally corrected his dark.

//Whatever.//

"HE'S WHAT?!" They heard Draco shout a few minutes later.

"Subtle, isn't he?" Harry asked Yuugi sarcastically.

"He does have a tendency to be a bit blunt."

Then the compartment door slid open and Yami reentered.

"Potter, your boyfriend is ready to talk now." He stated, sitting back down and continuing his duel with Yuugi.

Taking in a deep breath he left the compartment only to have Draco drag him into another empty one.

"Draco, what-" but he was cut off by Draco's kiss. The blonde's lips were practically crushing his own. Running his tongue along the Malfoy heir's lips they parted, granting him permission to enter, but just as he was going to the door slid open to reveal Neville.

"Um…" he clumsy boy stammered, gawking at the intimate position the two former rivals were in. "I'll come back later."

Laughing the two broke apart and Harry dragged Draco back into the compartment with the others. After telling Hermione to move her cat Harry dragged his new boyfriend into the seat next to him, gripping at the blonde's hand affectionately. Ron was gaping, Hermione had a satisfied look on her face and Yami and Yuugi were exchanging a job-well-done look. It just occurred to Harry how well practiced Yami and Yuugi were at hiding their intimacy from the outside world. A few hours later the train pulled into the station and Ron and Hermione opted for a separate carriage. That way Harry could be with Draco, and besides, Yami and Yuugi were under strict orders from Dumbledor to stay by Harry's side at all times. The Sorting went well and Yami was just grumbling about how 'that old cook' was talking too much.

"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts." Dumbledor stated pleased. "I sincerely hope that everything will go smoothly for our seventh years after they leave us."

*

Harry was in the middle of getting ready for bed that night when Shamus Finnigin and Dean Thomas walked in.

"Did you get a load of Malfoy?" Shamus was asking. "He was staring a hole through Harry tonight."

"I heard that Neville caught them snogging on the train on the way up here." Dean chipped in.

"Does that mean what I think it means?"

Harry growled and decided to end the conversation there.

"You know if you're going to talk behind someone's back, it's generally a good idea to make sure they're not in the room." He stated, his voice dripping with annoyance.

"Potter!" Shamus jumped. "Sorry, mate. Didn't know you were there."

"Obviously not."

"So," Dean inquired. "Is it true? Are you and Malfoy…you know." He couldn't even bring himself to say the word gay, or homosexual.

"I believe that I'll leave that bit of information disclosed for now."

But-"

"I think it's time you leave him alone now." Yami said entering the room, Yuugi on his heals.

"And who are you?" Shamus demanded.

"I'm your worst nightmare, baka."

"O-Okay, see you tomorrow, Harry." Shamus and Dean then left the room.

After they left Yuugi rushed over to Harry.

"Harry-kun, are you alright? They didn't hurt you, did they?" he asked.

"Just my pride."

"Well in that case," Yami grabbed Yuugi's hand and dragged him into the bathroom. "Aibou and I are going to grab a shower before bed."

"PERVERT!" Yuugi yelled playfully.

For a moment Harry wondered what Yuugi was talking about, and then he knew and didn't want to.

*

Later that night Harry lay awake listening to the steady breathing in the room and wondering if Draco had survived Pansy Parkinson's inevitable interrogation.

TBC

Next time:

Yami, Yuugi and Potions! Oh my! When Snape and Yami meet for the first time, who's going to get more pissed when they meet. It's a clash of the most arrogant people in Hogwarts next time on Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse!