Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Haunted House Havoc ❯ Hikaris Are Wimps ( Chapter 1 )

Haunted House Havoc

Chapter 1: Hikaris Are Wimps

Aleuwolf: Yes, I'm back AGAIN! It's TRUE!!!

Snowfang: -_-;; I miss the point where that's a GOOD thing.

Stephwolf: Why do you hate YuGiOh so much, Snow?

Snowfang: -_- I hate the plot, I hate the characters I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!

Jordan: I only hate Tea.

Melissa: Me too.

Jordan: *eye twitching* TORTURE TEA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: O.O *backs away slowly*

*****

Yugi: How long 'till we get there?

Mai: *driving car* We should be seeing it soon...

Joey: *looking at map* Okay, turn left!

Mai: Left?

Joey: Right.

Mai: Right?

Joey: No, left!

Mai: Left?

Joey: Right.

Mai: Right?

Kaiba: JUST TURN LEFT!!!!

Mai: O_o Okay, okay! *turns left*

~Two Hours Later~

Mai: -_-;; It's starting to get dark, and we haven't seen the place yet!

Joey: Maybe we should have turned right back there...

Yami: O.o What's that house doing over there? *points to a house sitting on a hill with dead trees all around it*

Tea: Beats me... *lightning flashes behind the house*

Ryou: *shivers* This always happens in the horror movies! Let's turn back.

Bakura: Nonsense hikari! I've always wanted to see a haunted house!

Yami: *eagerly* Yes, me too!

[Yami] Marik: Yes, yes!

Malik: Are you SURE???

Kaiba: Of course, they want to have a family reunion with the ghosts. Hey, maybe there's some mummies they can mingle with!

Yugi: -_-;; That was a very cruel joke Kaiba.

Kaiba: I know. ^_^

Mai: -_- Whatever. We'll have to stay for the night.

*lightning flashes*

Yugi + Ryou: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *grab each other*

Bakura: -_-;; My hikari, the scaredy cat.

Yami: -_-;; I hear you.

Yugi: *sniffs* You guys are mean!

Yami: ^_^ Yes Yugi, we're quite aware of that.

Mai: Yeah, uh huh. We'll have to ask if we can stay.

Ryou + Yugi: NOOOOOO!!!

Mai: -_-;; Would you rather stay out here in the car?

*wolf howls in the distance*

Yugi: O.O No.

Ryou: O.O No.

Mai: Good, then let's go.

*all walk up to the house*

Mai: Knock on the door Joey.

Joey: Hey! This was YOUR idea, YOU knock on the door!

Mai: I'm not knocking on that door! You do it!

Joey: No way!

Mai: KNOCK ON THE DOOR OR I'LL KNOCK ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Joey: O.O Okay okay! *knocks on door*

Yugi: Looks like no one's home. Oh well, we tried.

Ryou: Yeah, let's get back to the car...

*door creaks open by itself* *How come that ALWAYS happens in these stories?*

Bakura: *grabs Ryou's arm excitedly* Let's go in!

Yami: Yes, let's! *grabs Yugi's arm*

Yugi + Ryou: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Yami + Bakura: *drag their hikaris inside*

Malik: -_-;; Why is every hikari except me a wimp?

Marik: *jumps and grabs Malik from behind* BOO!

Malik: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YAMI, YUGI, BAKURA, RYOU!!!! WAIT UP!!!

Marik: Yugi and Ryou aren't the only pathetic hikaris.

Joey: *walks in nervously* Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all..

Mai: NOW who's the wimp Joey Wheeler? *pushes him in*

Joey: O.o I thought you were afraid of this place.

Mai: Oh, the door thing? The door was completely covered in mold! I'd ruin my nails!

Joey: -_-;; Oh, of course.

Everyone Else: *runs in*

*Door creaks shut mysteriously by itself* *That ALWAYS HAPPENS!!! ARRRRRGHHHHH!*

Kaiba: O.O I guess we're here for the night...

Tea: Hey! Where did Malik, Yami, Yugi, Bakura and Ryou go?

Everyone: O.O Uh oh...

*****

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I'll just end it here.

Jordan: YOU... ARE... EVIL!!!!!!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yes, I was raised to this evil.

Snowfang: -_-;; Funny, I thought you were raised to sugar, caffiene and YuGiOh.

Aleuwolf: That too. When you live with my brother, there's no telling WHAT evil you may face.

Snowfang: -_-