Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Here it goes ❯ The name's Bakura ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The Next Day

Mokuba: Seto Seto! Wake up! It's Pegy's Birthday!

Kaiba: [half awake] Huh... oh... that's nice. [almost falls back to sleep]

Mokuba: SETO!

Kaiba: WHAT! Can't you see it's only... eight thirty....

Mokuba: Yes yes! Hurry! The surprise party starts at two!

Kaiba: Mokuba?

Mokuba: Yes?

Kaiba: Quiet and sleep!

Mokuba: Can't I watch Saturday Morning cartoons, then?

Kaiba: Whatever... just don't wake me up till ten.... good night.

Later that day

Bakura's room

Bakura: The name's Bakura...

Duke: Why are you wearing a tux?

Bakura: [smiles] Doesn't it look smashing?

Duke: Hmm... a black tux with a bow tie... no.

Bakura: Then you're not one of my Bakura girls!

Duke: A slut aren't you? So who are your *Bakura Girls*?

Bakura: Very good question, DxE.

Duke: DXE?

Bakura: Yup, you are now my partner for fighting crimes.

DXE: Sure whatever you say.

Bakura: Anyway my girls are;
MAi
Tea
Serenity
Serena
Misty
Jesse
Joy
Jenny
Sabrina
Britney

Duke: HA! I knew you liked Mai!

Bakura: Yes MAi is all I want.

Yugi's room

Yugi: Tristan I never knew you could draw?

Tristan: [blushes] Um.. a... yeah.

Yugi: It looks nice!

Tristan: Thanks.

Yugi: By the way where's Joey?

MAi's room

Tea: So how do I look?

Tea was wearing a blue dress [sort of see though [yeah bad girl!] Pretty short, maybe as short as her uniform.

Mai: Great! But you are missing one thing!

Tea: Makeup?

MAi: YEAH!

Knock knock

Mai: Who is it?

Door: Hey! It's me!

Mai: Doors can talk?

Tea: I don't think so! I'll open it.

Tea opens the door to find...

Joey: Hey gals! I brought some food over!

Tea: Duh! I forgot to eat breakfast!~

JOeY: Here have some!

MAi: Thank you J! [smiles]

Tea: yeah thanks! BUh-bye!

Joey: Hey that's what I get for delivering you food! I spent all of my money on that!

Tea: NO it was for free at the breakfast table! [slams door]

Joey: People these days!

Joey keeps walking till he finds Bakura with his tux on and Duke or DXE

DXE: Greetings Mr. Wheeler.

Joey: Okay this is getting freaky!

Bakura: The name's Bakura and my partner DXE, we fight crimes. What brings you here? You know this place is dangerous without a weapon.

Joey: It's a hotel! And I have my cards with me!

Bakura: It is a matter of time.

Joey: Then I'll be alert.

Bakura: NO! You need a sword for that!

Joey: A sword?

Bakura: Yes. [throws him a sword]

Joey: It's so small and I won't need it!

Bakura: When danger arrives... BAM! Stab him right in the...

Tristan: There you are! I was beginning to wonder if...

Joey: If what?

Tristan: Bakura you're wearing... a black tux?

Bakura: [smiles] Yeah don't I look smashing?

Tristan: Um...

Yugi, Kaiba and Mokuba, Mai and Tea come in

Kaiba: If you ask me you look like one of my employees.

Bakura: I'm supposed to be Bakura!

Kaiba: MUHAHAHAHAH... HAHAH...HA..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi: Boys boys shall we go to the castle or not?

Mai: Castle?

JOey: More like a dungeon!

Mokuba: Seto this is terrifying!

Kaiba: Don't listen. I believe you haven't seen the whole island... the garden of life?

DXE: That must be Pegasus castle area... place... land...

Kaiba: Exactly.

Yugi: How do you know this?

Kaiba: Internet.

Joey: So what are we waiting for! LEt's go to the Garden of Life!

Tristan: Joey let's not.. we'll just take a limo...

Tea: Good idea!

Mai: But, how will we find a limo?

Mokuba: My brother has a limo... we can all use it!

Kaiba: MOKUBA! Sorry but I don't know what limo he's talking about... maybe he just saw one...

Mokuba: Wait! We didn't use one to get here! We used Kaiba Air! Seto's private air jet!
Before Kaiba could say anything...

DXE: TO THE PRIVATE JET!

Mokuba: Follow me! I'll show you the way!
Everyone runs with him... except

Kaiba: DOw'h! [he bangs his head on the way]