Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Here it goes ❯ Here come Pegasus ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The Following Statues

Tea: Pegasus really has the st ranges names around here.

Mai: You're right! *The Following Statues* that seems so odd.

Tea: Don't forget the moving pool!

Mai: Do you think those things say what they do?

Tea: I don't have complete assurance.

The smell of...

Dude: Yo chikas! YOu ready to part-y or wut? YO this is DJ on ur Mama! Wud up?

Mai: Pegasus has a DJ?

Dj: You're dam* right I am! Well... sorta a surprise Dj, ya know wut I'm sayin, girl?

Mai: So you were summon by someone or somethin-

dj: That's rite baby! So wut're u foxy mama's namez?

Mai: I'm Mai and this is Tea.

Tea: Hi!

Dj: Sup! Anywayz I'll chill witcha laterz! [leavez]

Bakura and the three others saw what happened and walks up to them

Bakura: So who's that guy?

Mai and Tea: DJ on ur Mama!

Bakura: No comment.

Mokuba: Tea and Mai! Wanna hide in the invisible bushes to surprise Pegasus?

Mai and Tea: Sure! [exits]

DXE: Huh?

Bakura: No comment.

DXE: Get real!

Bakura: No comment. ... Alright! It's almost two... NOW GET FOR COVER!

Music of some sort starts

Here comes Maximillion Pegasus
It's the MP's, uh, here come's MP's
Here comes Maximillion Pegasus, Pegasus
He won't let you win

Nah, nah, nah
The Pegasus guy dresses in red, remember that
Just in case he ever face to face and starts a duel
But yo he ain't on no duel list
Cause you never quite know where that guy is at
Uh, eh

Here comes Maximillion Pegasus
One-eyed freak
Here comes Pegasus
He won't let you win

Bakura: What the-?

DXE: Here comes Pegasus one-eyed freak, yeah!

Bakura: This is so retarded!

Meanwhile

Tristan: Crap! The surprise party is about to start!

Tristan it was supposed to be dead silence... remember?

Tristan: Oh right.

There was still dead silence. Yugi's mouth was open and Tristan was mouth flowing. The boys contined to stare at Joey. Yugi then placed a hand on Joey.

Yug: I know how you fee. Express your emotion, show her... the way you want it.

Joey: The way you want it?

Yugi: Yes. My Grandfather told me this... A secret admirer you are. What a shame to not tell her how you feel. For when time comes too late... she has fallen in love with the man next door.

Tristan: Huh? [pause] This is even more confusing then the last! What's up with the man next door? I'll kill Bakura if he ever gets my girl!

Joey: So what ever happened between you and Tea?

Yugi: Oh that...

*Flashback*

Tea: Do you have feelings?

Yugi: Tea what are you getting out of me? If there's anything you need I'll be more than happy to do it.

Tea: Come a little closer... Yugioh!

I could feel it now! The intense heat that was coming. My body was saying lets go but, my heart was saying no. The heat and pressure, my sweat pouring down my naked body... Whoops! Did I say naked body? Sorry! I was half naked. I had to rip my clothes off because I was getting a lil' horny, so what? I could see Tea wanted some fun too! She began stripping slow and sexy. While, my mouth was filled with water. But it took too long for me to wait, so I ripped off her skirt. Finally we were half naked. We ran for the pool and forgot to lock the door. Probably that's why you were able to open. Okay back here now! We quickly jumped into the pool and just laughed. Tea splashed water on me and swam away with gigles. She was fast.. but not fast enough! I grabbed her leg and pulled her closer to me. Oh yeah, yes! I kissed her furiously, she kissed back. However, that's not all! We embraced with more hot, moaning, licking, kisses. Yes yes! I felt like we were in paradise... me and Tea only. The heat became more intense. Tea held on to me like a parisite, except with emotion and moans. And who said we were naked? We were still half naked. She screamed my name every time I slapped her right in the a-

Joey: EW! That's enough!

Yugi: [chuckled] Joey, sometimes you can act so immature!

Joey: ME? Immature! You're the one who was talking!

Yugi: But you asked for it.

Joey: How was I supposed to know you ripped your pants?

Yugi: Well, what my grandpa said was never underestimate the concept of love...

Tristan: Finally no man next door!

Yug: I
wasn't finished yet.

Tristan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey: I'M READY!

Yugi: Oh... THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Joey: Come on guys! LET'S GO GET SOME HUNNY BUNS! [Joey and Yugi run]

Tristan: You sure? I think hot dogs are better.. you guys know I hate honey? Honeynut Cheerioes are fine but no honey on buns! [pause] Oh! Here it goes!

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The Following Statues

Yugi: Huh? Where's everybody?

Joey: I dunno, but something fishy is going on!

Cook: Hoy! You don't like fish?

Joey: Oh no no sir! I do!

Cook: Good! Now you hide in bush! [shoves him in]

Yugi: Joey?

Servant: Hurry, Sir Pegasus is coming and we must surprise him for his Birthday! [pushes Yugi behind a tree]

The Road to El Hambre

Some guy named Maul and Pegasus were riding down the road in a carriage

Maul: Please.. come to the Following Statues and celebrate your thirty sixth Birthday!

Pegasus: [laughs] Do you still remember last year when we did have a party there?

*Flashback*

It was practiclly the worst party ever! Just a live orchestra that kept hitting the wrong notes. The food was disgusting and only five guests appeared out of twenty that were invited! They did not even stay for ten minutes!

Maul: Everyone lets all sing Happy Birthday to Pegasus!

Silence...

Maul: Okay a one, a two, a three, and
Happy Birthday Pegasus
It's really your B-day!
All you want is Cec.. all the way!
Happy Birthday Pegasus!
How old are you today?

This is what we have to say...

Maul: That was the day! But you are still coming!

Pegasus: I shall come...but... if it turns out more than last year... It will be a pleasure seeing your bottom on the gate! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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