Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Holiday in the Sun ❯ See You at the Show ( Chapter 2 )

Gandalf: Quickie!

/…/ Ryou through mind link

//…// Bakura through mind link Now…On with ch.2!!!

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"What's 'Berber Shop?' " Bakura asks me as we look at the movie selections.

I smiled. "It's 'Barber Shop', a comedy movie." I replied.

"I don't get it." He says back with a rather confused face.

"I think you'll like it, wanna see it?"

"Your tricking me! It's a romance, isn't it!?!" Bakura said, like he caught me in a really bad lie. I rolled my eyes.

"Bakura, it's a comedy, not a romance. Just trust me, you'll like it." I informed him. Besides, the only other two movies that were playing where 'Cold Mountain', and 'Cheaper by the Dozen'. I knew he'd never want to see that because it has Hilary Duff in it, and he despises her. He'd love nothing more than to send her to the Shadow Realm, in fact, whenever she's on TV, he throws things at her.

We walked inside the building, and Bakura decided we needed snacks.

"Ryou, how do we get the candy if it's inside that glass chamber? Are they stupid or something?" He asked me, and I couldn't help but grin.

"Bakura, we tell the clerk what we want, and they pull it out from behind the counter. Then we pay for it." I said knowingly.

He pouted. "I don't get why we couldn't just steal it." Bakura said as a clerk walked by and gave us a rather furious glare. I shook my head.

/ And Bakura, how exactly would we steal from a glass counter?/

// Well obviously you'd distract the worker people, and I'd jump behind the counter and take everything!// I shook my head again, and went up to the counter to order.

"Hi, I'd like a large combo with cokeÓ for the pop, goobersÓ , gummy bears, and bon-bon'sÓ . " I told the clerk. He smiled at me, and licked his very chapped lips.

"Um, are you going to take the money?" I asked the red headed, pimple faced clerk nervously. Bakura had his attention captured by some really colorful chandelier.

"Oh sorry sexy, you just take my breath away, that's all." The clerk told me while getting my Soda; I blushed.

"So you like chocolate?" The strange clerk questioned. I nodded.

"Me too, I'd especially like to lick it off you!" My mouth dropped open. Bakura had heard, and gave the clerk his deadliest glare.

"What did you say?" Bakura hollered. I put my hands over my face, I was humiliated. The clerk grinned.

"I said your hot, both of you. We should go on a triple date; It'll be fun!" The clerk exclaimed. Now, not only was Bakura angered; I was too. I don't like when people hit on my Yami. He's mine and I don't want anyone to lay a finger on him. Whoa, I either just sounded like an over protective parent, or a crazed stalker.

"DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME, OR HIM, YOU BLOCK-HEADED HALFWIT!" Bakura yelped. I nodded, trying to look as intimidating as Bakura. "IF I SO MUCH AS HEAR ONE WORD FROM YOUR HORIFIC MOUTH AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE YOU MURDERED!"

The clerk just beamed. "Whatever cutey, here's your change. Oh, and if you ever do want to go on a date, the name's Arnie; and you know where to find me!" He said as he winked and walked off. I shuddered.

"That's fuckin sick!" Bakura proclaimed.

"Yeah." I agreed.

"Do you have people do that to you a lot?" Bakura asked me, looking my eyes, as if to find some lost clue.

"No, only sometimes." I stated.

"Now I can see why you waste all your money here! This TV is huge!" I smiled at him.

/ Bakura, why'd you ask if people ask that question a lot?/

//Cause, I was gunna say I'd kick their asses for you//

"Thanks Bakura, but I think I can handle them myself. I said smiling as we took our front row seats. I looked over at him to find him glaring at me. We starred at each other for a few seconds, then, he turned away.

"Well, well. If it isn't the two infamous Albinos?" a high, threatening voice said to us. Bakura and I jumped.

"What do you bakas need?" Bakura asked them, his voice sounding angered.

"To see this movie of course. Little Malik says it's quite hilarious, though I don't see how hair cutting can be that funny." Marik said, sitting on the other side of Bakura. Bakura frowned at me. "You brought me to a movie about hair cutting?" He hissed.

"No, Bakura, it's comedy movie about hair cutters, or barbers, but the initial story is has nothing to do with cutting hair." I told him. He scowled at me, but I gave him my sweetest smile. He glared at me and turned around to talk with Marik. Malik had laughed at him.

"I don't get how anyone could ever find your yami frightening." Malik whispered to me. He was on my other side. I smiled.

"He is about as frightening as Isizu's new kitten." Malik said, and at that Marik let out a yelp.

"Do you even know what your talking about!?! That cat is possessed by a demon!" Marik said, fear in his eyes. The three of us laughed; Bakura the hardest. In fact, he had tears in his eyes.

"You…afraid of, of cats! That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! Besides Seto Kaiba being afraid of birds with sniper rifles!" He said laughing. Marik scowled and kicked Bakura in the leg.

"No you dolt! I am only afraid of Isizu's cat, if you saw it, you'd scream like a five-year-old little girl too!" Bakura smirked.

"Baka." he cursed. Marik scowled deeper.

"So..your hot." Marik whimpered to Bakura as the previews started.

'"Yeah, and your not." Bakura hissed, smirking.

"You know you want me, just like Yami does. You are only my second choice. Your hotness doesn't even compare to that of Yami or me, your nothing but a third wheel. " Marik said proudly. Bakura just shook his head and turned around to watch the previews.

"Marik is such a dummy!" Malik whispered to me giggling at the the, blonde haired Egyptian who resembled him. "I don't understand how any human on earth could be as oblivious as my Yami!" He cried.

"Yeah, well Bakura isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer either." I admitted. Had Bakura heard that, he probably would've yelled at me, or slapped me. Luckily though, he was busy feuding with Marik about anything and everything.

"Hey Ryou!" Bakura exclaimed.

"SHHH!!" The kids behind us said.

"Why don't you shut up you little twits, or else you may find your life is gonna end a lot sooner then you planned! " Bakura hissed. The kids looked quite terrified after that, and went back to minding their own business.

"Any ways, like I was saying. I want to see that movie about the kid with the glasses!" Bakura shrieked.

"Harry Potter?" I questioned.

"Hey if that is what the kids name is." Bakura said and turned around.

"We should all four go together!" Marik quietly squealed in delight. "We can go on a double date! Bakura and I, Ryou and Malik!" The three of us just looked at him in total awe, not quite understanding how moronic he could be.

"Marik! I've told you once, I've told you before! I am NOT gay!" Malik hissed, looking quiet angered by the mention of his plan.

"Well maybe you will be by the time it comes out!" Marik replied knowingly.

"No fuckin way in Ra's rebellion would I ever date you!" Bakura sneered.

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BOV

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Still after little Ryou are we?" Marik whispered.

"No. I'm not after him. I don't even want him, hell, I don't even like the twerp!" I hissed back angrily.

"Yes you do liar. You feel for him like I feel for Yami. You Loooove him." He hissed back at me. Oh would I ever love to punch in those teeth of his. No one is supposed to know that!

"No Marik, I hate him!" I yelled.

"SHHH!!!" Half the movie theater hushed at me like they damn well owned the place!

"FUCK OFF!" I hollered. Ryou looked at me wit those pretty eyes of his, looking all worried.

"Bakura would you please quiet down?" He begged. Man, I hate being obedient, but who in all the universe could say 'no' to that face of his? I nodded, rolled my eyes, and sank down into my sink.

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ROV

It was half an hour before Marik came on to Yami again. Bakura yelled again, and I had to shush him. After that incident though, the four of us say in silence for the rest of the movie. Well, actually, I fell asleep, but I assume they did ok.

"Ryou, Ryou!" something hit my softly on the head. "WAKE UP!" Bakura screeched. I jumped.

"Where am I!"

"In the movie theater dumb-dumb."

"Oh. Right." I said. But wait a second.. Was my head on Bakura's chest?

// Yes, you put your head on my chest after you fell asleep.// Oh no! I had forgotten to shut off the mind link! I turned light scarlet. Good thing the room was dark.

//Yeah, I was going to move you but Marik and Malik were all like 'Oh he looks cute, let him have piece!'//

"Why would Malik say that Bakura, he isn't gay."

"LOOK! JUST BE HAPPY I LET YOU SLEEP OK!?!" He yelled.

"Where did everyone go?" I asked sweetly, trying to get him to go back to a semi-good mood.

"I guess they left about five minutes ago." He said.

"Oh. Why didn't you wake me then?"

Bakura looked down. "Because I was asleep." He mumbled. So that's why he hadn't woken me, and Malik! Now I know what he was talking about! At one point, I had woken up slightly, and I heard his voice.

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FLASH BACK

Malik: "Marik, stop! Don't touch um, they look cute, resting each other's head on each other!"

Marik: "Malik… I thought you weren't gay?"

Malik: *sweat drop*

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Now I know why my head felt so heavy, my hot little Yami-muffin had his head on me! I could've busted with happiness, but fortunately, I kept my cool. I do have a big smile on my face though, and Bakura is looking at me weird, all confused.

"Well any way Bakura, we should go, Besides, we've still got all sorts of packing before we leave for the Bahamas in two days." I said, happily walking side by side him.

"Is it warm in the Bahamas?" Bakura questioned, shivering as we walked down the street.

I smiled slightly. "Yes, it's beautiful. Have you ever seen the ocean Bakura?" He shook his head 'no'.

"Well, it's surrounded by water, it's an island. Or rather a bunch of Islands. We are going to Grand Bahama Island Though, the one with the most tourists. It's water is a clear, turquoise color. It also has white sands." I said. He seemed to be deep in thought.

"Then, I think I'm excited to go, too." He replied quietly. I smiled as we walked the rest of the way to our home.

TBC

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G od, the Grand(e) : It really sucks, cuz I had to re-write this! My stupid computer deleted half of it the first time it was posted. Stupid machine. T_T

Gandalf: Mhm. But, it's still as bad as it was, so no damage!

God: *nods* Correct, it is still bad! Any who though, it will get better with in the next couple of chapters; Esp. when they actually get to the Bahamas… I am soo jealous. *pouts*

Gandalf: Yeah, I know! I know I am sick of dreaming about Kokomo, also.

God: *nods* Stupid parents. Why couldn't I have been born in Jamaica? *cries*

Gandalf: It's ok, we will make it to Kokomo one day, I promise!

God: CAN WE TAKE SCOOBA OUTFITS !?! ^____^

Gandalf: -_-;; Anyways, hope you enjoyed the chapter! Uhm, yep, that's all! *waves buh-bye* Later Days!

God: Let's go to Kokomo!!!

Gandalf: -_-;;;;;;;;;

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