Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Holiday in the Sun ❯ Learn to Fly ( Chapter 5 )

Xxx Bakura's Point of View xxx

Wow, this place is great! There's all kind of colorful ponies and pretty rainbows! I'm riding a pink unicorn right now, over a rainbow.

"Wee!" I say giggling. I slide down the rainbow , no longer on the horse. I find myself falling from the sky.

"Ah!" I scream as I freefall. "Get off!" I say as something tickles and nudges me.

I open my eyes; All just a dream. I look down to find Ryou's head on my lap and his arm around me as if I'm some damn plush toy or something! He has this peaceful little grin on his face and oh how cute; He's drooling all over my shorts. Strangely enough, he really does look adorable. Damn that is a gross word! He's such a bunny.

He has Yugi's whore's head on his legs. I'm wondering how he managed to get in that position. He has his head on me, and is laying over the arm rest of the seats, his legs are on Winthrop, and he keeps kicking her. Good job! They do look cute though, even if it is Yugi's tramp. She actually looks, pretty? But no comparison to Ryou.

I glance further to my left to see a sleeping Yugi, Yami, and Tea who are all huddled together. Joey and Mai are playing cards, and Tristan and Duke are arguing over who is going to show Serenidy around The Bahamas. Stupid morons; Especially the dice freak. It's so obvious she has the hots for the detective. Damn, haven't they seen the show? Of course, there are also a very awake Marik and Malik who seem to be in some kind of argument with the man sitting next to them.

Xxx Mariks Point of View xxx

Ok, me And my very unfashionable Hikari are sitting next to this strange woman who is absolutely huge! If you thought Yugi's grandpa was a fatty, wait till you see this whale. She's got this weird hair cut I believe to be a mullet, and her mousy brown hair is absolutely heinous. Come on, hasn't she seen the latest edition of 'Cosmo'? Bleck. She wears an eye patch and somewhat resembles a pirate, a very large pirate. She has really big rashes all over her and her face looked like someone slapped her with a giant sea bass! Don't even get me started on her clothes! You thought Tea's clothes were nasty, what'll you see this pig. Said woman is wearing a tropical print muumuu that has whales and palm trees all over it, lime green high water stretch pants, and these huge furry brown Eskimo boots. Man did she ever get dressed in the dark or what? Malik can't stop laughing. Doesn't he know violating fashion is a serious offense? Had we've been in Egypt, they would've pulverized him. (ok, so, maybe not.)

"So how old are you two?" The whale bellows.

"I'm fifteen, and he's 5000." Malik says casually.

"It's not funny to joke boys." She scolds in her thick accent.

"Then take off those clothes." I say. Malik gives me a playful shove and frown. I don't get it.

The beluga, no, killer whale gives me evil eyes.

"What did you say?"

"You heard me." I snap coldly. I loovvee sounding malicious and sinister!

"There's nothing wrong with my clothes." She snaps.

"Yeah, if you're a homeless crack whore." I snap back.

"Zats it! I'm going to eat you!" She hollers.

Xxx Malik's Point of view xxx

/Marik stop! I think she's serious!/

//I'm just having fun!//

//Yeah, but she's going to kill you!/

"Fine." He says pouting. I can't stop laughing at her though. You'd think after five hours, it'd get old, but it totally doesn't! She makes these crackling and squeaking noises when said broad moves. Marik asked her if her chair was broken. She also breathes really heavily, and oh hell does she stink! Marik even started spraying cologne on her. She took the bottle and went to the bathroom and since then, no one saw that bottle since. Joey did go to the bathroom though, but rushed right back. He said the whole think smelt of B.O., and shitty flowers. 'One of the worst smells he ever smelled.' I remember him saying.

"He doesn't mean it mam, he's a little off in the head." I whisper to her sympathetically.

"No one should ever talk to a queen like that!" She spits. I wish I had an umbrella.

"What are you queen of, whales?" Marik joked. I started cracking up again, along side a few other people. Including the people in back of us; Joey, and Mai.

"Ya know, for a psychotic Egyptian, he is pretty funny!" Joey exclaims.

"What did you say!" She screams as she turns the blondes' way. He gulps. Coward.

"I said that he's a really bad boy and shouldn't make fun of people." Joey lied. She nodded.

"Vat a good little boy vo are! And your friend is very pretty! I could sure use a gal like that around." The woman said winking at Mai. Mai grimaced and shook her head.

"Sorry hun, but I don't swing to that step." Mai said, utterly grossed out.

"I like um tough!" The whale said seductively.

"Yeah, especially steaks." Marik replied innocently.

"I'VE HAD IT!" The ogre hollered as she fought for dear life to stand up.

"Damn, don't make the plane sink!" Marik cried. She slapped him with her chubby hand that revealed a club.

"Ow you cunt!" Marik screeched. Bakura was now behind the blimp.

"Excuse me sir, but could you please unblock the isle? Some of us don't like big males blocking path ways." Bakura said, amused.

"Good one Baku!" Marik cried in joy.

"AHEM!" The whale chocked.

"That's a woman.." I trailed off. Bakura started cackling.

"That, that thing is a g, g, girl?" He shrieked. He then pushed himself past the whale and ran off to the bathroom.

"GO away!" Bakura cried as she beated on the door.

"AHHH!" She screamed.

"Excuse me, miss, but we are going to have to relocate you to the front; Some of our customers are complaining and they are saying it's all you…" An attendant trailed off. She looked like she was about to kill him, but then agreed and went off. Bakura came out of the bathroom and sat in her now empty seat.

Xxx Normal Point of view xxx

Bakura high-five d the two.

"We got rid of her!" Marik cried as he hugged Bakura. Bakura pushed him off.

"No." He stated flatly.

"Why aren't you over there with your lady and the tramp?" Marik asked motioning to the seats Ryou and Winthrop were located in.

"Thank you, I knew she was a tramp!" Bakura said in victory.

"Like it isn't obvious." Marik stated matter of factly.

"No she isn't Marik. Your just out of your mind." Malik said, folding his arms inward.

"Hikari it's only apparent." Marik rolled his eyes.

"Besides, it looks like she has already got her heart set on stealing Kura's man." Marik teased. Bakura shot him a ferocious glare.

"Don't you ever say that you trash can!" Bakura cursed.

"Whatdaya mean? You three looked so cute." Marik gushed.

"No I didn't! I looked fierce and mighty!" Bakura protested.

"No Kura, sorry, but all you looked was cute; Like a bunny." Marik said happily.

"Malik, I thought you weren't gay!" Marik gasped.

"I can think something is cute without being a homosexual Marik. Geez."

"You can?" Marik asked, confused. Malik just shook his head.

"So why did you get up?"

"To go to the bathroom nosey." Bakura hissed.

"Oh pissy wissy! What's a matter, did Ryou-kuns give Kura-poo a wittle bone?" Marik cooed. Giggling. Bakura was about to sock Marik, but Marik, being the cunning guy he is, stopped it.

"So cutesy wutsey tomb robber has a softy spot." Malik said, grinning.

"Shut up you blonde bimbos!" Bakura cursed as he stomped off to his regular seat. Malik and Marik just snickered.

Xxx Bakura's Point of View xxx

Whoa, now he's even weirder looking. He's laying on his back now and has his head on the pillow in my seat. He looks like he's being seduced or something. I wish I was the one who was causing such a travail. There's so many things I could teach him. Ah, dirty thoughts! Hurry think something clean! Like… TEA! 'Ewww!' I think as I lift Ryou's upper body and rest him once more in my lap. I have him at my mercy, he's just lucky I'm nice; no wait never mind, he's just lucky I'm not a pervert.

"Hehe, that feels, pleasant." Ryou says cutely, giggling. I just stare at him with wide eyes. What's the baka talking about? And who in all Ra's rebellion says 'pleasant'?

Ryou cuddles his head into my stomach more. Man I want him. Anyways, Winthrop is waking up; Damn.

"Oh hey Bakura." She says quietly, eyeing my sleeping Ryou. Wow, I said my; as in my own, I mean the or a not my. Damn he's making me go crazy. She giggles.

"He sleeps funny." She says.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean Mrs. Prissy Pants huh? What he isn't good enough for you? Let me tell you something missy I-"

"I just mean he looks sweet, that's all." She says, smiling.

"See, I knew you cheat on Starfish Jr." I protest. She grins and shakes her head.

"No, sorry, but I really like Yugi. I'd never do anything like that too him, who could? He is absolutely a cutie pie!" She gushed.

"Matter of opinion." I state. Ryou is so much hotter.

I look down to Ryou again. The sun is glimmering on his face; illuminating his skin. He looks so, so something. Beautiful. I get lost just starring at the innocent hump on my lap. This is getting so pathetic; I really want to touch him. So I do, I'll risk waking him up and scaring the living day lights out of him. I'll just tell him I lost my gum in his hair or something.

His hair is so soft and fluffy. I can't stop stroking him, my hand refuses to retract. I try to pull back but my hands stuck in Ryou's sweet intoxication. Stupid hand.

"You like him a lot, don't you?" Winthrop questions. That nosy bitch!

"No I hate him." I reply simply, trying to stop caressing him. Stupid Ryou, stupid hand.

"That's why you've been touching him for the last ten minutes right?" Winthrop retorts, raising a dark eyebrow.

"Don't get testy with me you tramp!" I hiss. Wow, I can't believe I've been touching him for ten whole minutes!

"I'm sorry Bakura. I didn't realize you were still in denial." She said as she picked up a magazine. What's that supposed to mean?

"What are you on to?" I snap, giving her an intimidating glare.

"What is wrong with you two? Isn't it obvious you both have feelings for each other!" She exclaims.

Starfish twins are up now, and they are looking at us. Must mean they got tired of Marik and Malik's spit balls of doom, and Marik's constant poking.

"Winthrop, what's wrong?" Yugi asks sympathetically. He's so caring, it's disgusting.

"Oh Bakura just-" She starts before I reach my hand and cover her mouth.

"She just had a bad piece of lamb." I hiss before taking my hand off her mouth.

"Our secret." I whisper. I won't have her telling those two because then they'd tell all their other stupid friends. 'Omg, you love Ryou; let's tell him!' They'd shout; especially Tea. So, how come Marik never sent her to the shadow realm?

Winthrop nods and goes back to her bondage loving oaf. So, of course I go back to staring longingly at my bunny. Which just reminded me I'm hungry. Weird.

I take an index finger and run it over his chin, which I'd forgotten had had tons of drool on it. So I lick my finger to taste his sweet drool. One day, I want more than a finger of it. OK, that's weird. Why did I do that? It must be the high altitude or something. I caress his cheek again and my heart is fluttering. It's a really disgusting feeling; like a butterfly. Nasty little beasts those are, they are too pretty like R- not even going to say it.

All of a sudden Ryou squirms a little and sticks his thumb in his mouth. His eyes flutter open slowly. OH shit. I move my hand quickly and pretend to itch my arm.

"I feel like I am flying." Ryou says sleepily, a slight giggle. Okay, who gave him the shrooms? Who ever did, can I please get one? Oh, wait, never mind I knocked that habit. Heh. God, am I ever stupid. Well, truthfully it's more like Duke went to rehab, and stopped selling drugs and because last time I beat the hell out of Ryou. Stupid self.

"Uh, kid, it's just a plane." I say simply, eyeing him oddly.

"Oh my holly day lights! I forgot! It's just I was laying down and- Hey wait; Bakura, how am I laying down?" He asks, struggling to get up.

"Sleeping hurts." He says as he rubs his back. Even that was cute. Sigh, I am hopeless.

"You moved… somehow, I don't really know how you ended up like that though." I say. He glances to me and smiles.

"I'm sorry." He says politely.

"What are you sorry for?" I ask, he's confusing me.

"For you know, somehow ending up on you… Again." He says and looks away.

Xxx Ryou's Point of View xxx

I wonder how I ended in such an odd position. All well. I think we are due to arrive soon though. Tea's making some comment of how the water reminds her of Yami's eyes, which I totally don't get because any ditz with half a mind could tell they were maroon.

"Tea, his eyes are crimson.." Winthrop says sharply.

"Well they're still pretty!" Tea squeaks. Yami just shakes his head and goes back to telling Marik how he's going to be murdered if he doesn't stop insert annoying thing here. All Marik and Malik do is laugh though because the Pharaoh wouldn't lay a finger on them.

"Brotherly love." Bakura say smiling.

"Erm, Kura, they aren't related." I remind him.

"Don't take my moment." he says sharply. I just shake his head.

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"We'll be arriving our destination in five minutes. Fasten seat belts." The announcer says. Finally, we're there!

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God, the Grand(e): Yay, they arrived! Finally, I put that chapter up, which I was actually planning to do Friday! All well. Anyways, sorry about the plane landing thing. I have no idea how long it would take for Yugi and Co. to arrive to the Grand Bahama Airport, since, well I have no idea where Domino City isn't exactly, well, real. X.x So, use your imagination and dance!

Gandalf: Yeah, do the monkey! *does monkey*

God: If I could marry one thing, it would definitely have to be a can of Coca-Cola. Oh, I love my coke! * hugs coke can*

Gandalf: I'd marry cupcakes!

Greebo, the dragon: I'd marry the Evil Bompadomp Dino-Lizard!

Gandalf: -_-;; why….

God: Well let's see uh, kool-aide rules! I wish one day that I would wake up and turn into a big kool-aide pitcher so I could dance to the kool-aide song!

Greebo: Oh yes ^__^ Then people could drink you! Fun!!!!!

God: Exactly! n_n

Gandalf: 0_o Anyways

God: Yes, review reply time!

Od: Hiya Sirius the Dark Angel, Yay, glad you think the story is funny! Oh, and weird too! Thanks for the review! DemonandGoddess, Oh, I have a few tricks up my sleeve for dearest Winthrop… I was thinking *whispers* Malik, but shhhh, don't tell! ^.^ Anyways, thank you for the review! Sailor Inu Yasha, *swears I replied to you in an earlier chapter but obviously didn't because it isn't there* *cough* Anyways, Omagoshnessm, you love it!! Wa-hoo! Love is such a grand (e) word don't cha think? *doesn't know* Anyways, thank you for the review! Cody Saoyrn, Aloha! Weeeee, you reviewed every chapter, yay! Oh wow, that's so nice of you to say it's one of the best stories you've ever read! I don't know if that's all that true of a statement, but thanks! You don't think Yugi'd have a girlfirend? Me either… that's why she is going to get dumped ^_^ !! Yay, I get magnetic Bakura and Ryou's *glomps*

Bakura and Ryou dolls: Must get air… for… cotton… blah… x_X

God: Heh, anyways, I am of the ishness too, wa-hoo! That is a good thing right-o? I think it is so I say, scandalous, which you are of course!

Gandalf: Which is an extremely uber-good thing!

God: *nods* Anyways, thanks for the review!

Gandalf: Mhm, We do love our reviews!

Marik: Well, if I could marry anyone, I'd marry myself!

Bakura: Why dolt?

Marik: Cuz I am the hottest and everyone knows it ^_^

Bakura: 0_o…. Ryou's better but anyways-

Marik: T_T I am the best and don't you forget it Kura-pooh!

Bakura: *eye roll* Anyways, see you all next chapter I guess!

God: Yup, buh-bye!

Gandalf: Yes, and later days!

Greebo, the dragon: And as always, thank you for the reviews, and if you want invisible internet peanut butter and jelly tacos, review again! *puppy eyes* Puhleeeaassee! With that said, have fun in the sun!