Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Home Economics Class ❯ One-Shot

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters! All I own is the plot of this story!

Rating: NC-17

 

Warning: - Seto and Joey arguing. Seto x Joey making hot monkey sex. And swearing.

 

Jodine16: I was looking at Joey x Seto pics and I saw this one where Joey and Seto look like they were forced to cook together, I suddenly got an inspiration! I'll stop talking now.

 

Home EconomicsClass

Joey grumbled as he made his way down to Home Economics, the last period of the last day of school for that week. He hated cooking and sewing. Those were girly jobs and he wasn't a girly boy.

 

His mood lightened a little when he saw his small friend, Yugi Mouto, heading in the same direction.

"Hey, Yug!" He called, and in a few strides, caught up with the small boy.

Yugi smiled. "Hey, Joey, did Otogi tell you that we're making brownies today?"

The blond shook his head. "I think he was going to, at lunch, but he got caught up with Tris."

Yugi giggled, shaking his head. "I hope he isn't late for class."

They both entered the classroom, and sat at one of the long tables, which was standing over several outlets, ( which were meant for sewing). The teacher, Ms. Spring, was sitting with some of the girls, exchanging cooking recipes and other stuff that girls love doing with other girls.

Few minutes after Joey and Yugi came in, Otogi came in looking, well, as the Brits would put it, well snogged*.

Joey snickered, shaking his head. "Have fun?"

"Fuck you," Otogi mumbled, collapsing in a chair beside Yugi.

"Um, no, Tristan would kill me," Joey replied, and perverted grin on his face.

"Speaking of Tristan, where is he?" Yugi asked, a smile on his face.

"He got into a fight with the rich pig and got a half-a-day in school," Otogi replied, pulling his hair out of its pony tail and fixed it.

Joey's eyes widen. "What?! He can't, Tristan's my partner!"

Otogi shrugged. "Then, I suppose you'll have to go with someone else."

"Yeah, but the only other person who doesn't have a partner is Kaiba," Joey grumbled.

"Oh, come on Joey, Kaiba isn't that bad," Yugi piped up.

Joey looked at Yugi. "Yug, he doesn't constantly call you dog names, now does he?"

"Well, no," Yugi said, as the topic of their conversation entered the room as the late bell rang. Ms. Spring quickly took attendance, before explaining how they were going to make the brownies.

As everyone was getting aprons, Joey walked up to Ms. Spring. "Um, Ms. Spring, my partner isn't here, today."

"Well, I guess you're going to have to partner up with Seto, then," she replied, pulling out measuring cups and ingredients.

"But, I don't wanna," Joey pouted.

Ms. Spring looked up at him sharply. "Joey, that had better not be whining, I'm hearing."

 

Joey sighed in defeat. “No.”

 

“Good, now go get an apron and get the required ingredients for and your partner.”

 

Joey grumbled to himself, as he went and got an apron, put it on, and went to the table to get the ingredients.

 

About half an hour after everyone got started; Joey and Seto were relatively quiet…until Joey accidentally stepped on his untied shoe lace and dropped the brownie batter, he had just mixed up, on Seto's feet.

 

“Dumb mutt! Now look what you did!” Seto yelled, quickly slipping out of his shoes, as the gooey brown mess seeped into them.

 

“It's not my fault!” Joey snapped back, glaring daggers at the young CEO.

 

“Who's the one who dropped it?!”

 

“Your ego was in the way!!”

 

“At least I have something, mutt!” There was a good round of `Ooooh's and that comment.

 

“Yeah, a pecker!”

 

“And you would know?!” Seto yelled. Both teens foreheads were almost touching and one could almost see lightning passing between them.

 

“OH? So you're admitting to it?!”

 

Ms. Spring, who was finally fed up with their bickering, walked over, and smacked their heads together. “You two with stay after class, clean this mess up, and make a new batch of brownies. In the mean time, you will both write letters of apology to each other a page long. Well? MOVE IT!!!” Everyone stared in shock. Ms. Spring was possibly the only person in the world (other than Mokuba) who stood up to Seto without an ounce of fear.

 

Seto growled under his breath, practically ripped the apron off, stomped off towards the tables, rubbing his forehead, muttering something about suing the teacher. Joey rolled his eyes, use to getting trouble, and headaches.

 

After School.......

 

Ms. Spring collected some papers off her desk. “When I get back from grading test papers there had better not be a mess and I better smell well made brownies.”

 

“Yes, Ms. Spring,” Joey muttered, cracking an egg and dumping the yoke into a bowl.

 

“Damn mutt,” Seto muttered, cleaning the measuring cups.

 

The amber eyed teen stopped blending the brownie mix and looked at Seto. “What's you're deal Kaiba? Why do you pick on me?”

 

Seto snorted. “Because you're easy. You fall for everything; my dog jokes, when I trip you, me.”

 

Joey stared at the brunet, not believing what he just heard. “I-I do not like you, in fact I'm strai-”

 

Joey's words were cut short when Seto pressed his lips against his. He pulled away, shock written all over his features. “Kaiba-”

 

“Hush, don't say anything,” Seto pressed himself against Joey, mentally smirking to himself when he heard the blond's voice hitch. “Just feel.” Seto kissed him again, his tongue sliding along Joey's bottom lip, requesting, or rather, demanding entrance. Joey let out a tiny whimper, parting his lips, his hands uncertainly going up to the sapphire eye's chest.

 

Both teens had been waiting for an opportunity (although the chance of either admitting to that is slim to none). Yugi and Ryou could see it quite clearly, considering the act; they both saw the blond and brunet sneak glances at each other from time to time. Now, they were waiting for both to realize it.

 

Seto wrapped an arm around Joey's waist, his hand caressing his hip, pulling the shorter teen closer, while his other hand cupped the back of Joey's neck. Joey shivered when he felt something hard pressing into his stomach.

 

The kiss started to become sloppy, as Seto fought and quickly gained dominance of it. The CEO moved away from Joey's kiss swollen lips and started to trail kisses down to the blond's neck.

 

“Seto,” Joey moaned softly, his hands moving up to the taller teen's shoulders.

 

Seto grinned against Joey's redden flesh, feeling himself get harder at the other's voice. He pulled away suddenly and had to fight the smirk that wanted to come across his lips because of the whimper Joey made.

 

Seto stroked his cheek. “Do you want to be my lover?”

 

Joey quirked an eye brow, before pulling Seto hard against him. “What the hell do you think?”

 

Seto chuckled before pulling the blond into a soul-searing kiss. He ran a hand around Joey's neck slipping the apron; he was wearing, off. That same hand quickly made its way down his chest and went under his shirt. The CEO gently pushed Joey's back against the counter, and started sucking on his neck again, while his hand moved up to pinch and play with the shorter teen's nipples. These actions earned Seto a rather loud groan and his puppy rubbing himself up against Seto.

 

“Ahem, I thought I said bake BROWNIES, not make hot, sexy, monkey love,” they heard from in front of them.

 

Seto looked up to see Ms. Spring, with a rather amused look on her face.

 

He shrugged, moving away from the embarrassed blond. “It's his fault.”

 

Joey blinked, managing to get himself back to reality. “MY fault?! You're the one who jumped me!”

 

“And you're the one who got me all worked up, puppy,” Seto replied, turning his attention to the sinks.

 

Ms. Spring sighed, putting her hand to her forehead, shaking her head. “And all I asked was for brownies to be made.”

 

Joey smiled. “Don't worry, Ms. Spring, I was just going to pull the brownie batter in the oven anyway.” He said, as he walked over to the lonely brownie batter, put it into a pan and care fully set it into the oven, which Seto kindly opened.

 

Ms. Spring nodded. “Well, you two might as well head home, because I have a parents conference to attend them a teacher meeting. I give you both your grades tomorrow.”

 

They both nodded, quickly cleaning up both their messes, throwing their aprons and dirty cleaning rags into the washing machine, and left the classroom at a strangely quick pace.

 

Ms. Spring chuckled, pulling out her cell phone a dialed up a number.

 

“Yugi? Yes, this is Ms. Spring…yeah they just left for I'm guessing Seto's place.” The Home Economics teacher smiled when she could hear cheering on the other line. “Well I have to get going, good bye Yugi.”

 

The papers Seto and Joey wrote were left forgotten on the table.

 

~*~*~

 

The second the door to the Kaiba Mansion closed, Seto had Joey turned into a whimpering puddle, kissing him hungrily, his hands roaming underneath the blond's white shirt (his school jacket lay forgotten in the front hall). Managing to get up the stairs, down the hall, and into the CEO's room without injuries or breaking their chain of clothing, Seto quickly shut the door, his eyes dark with lust and desire.

 

Joey, by then, was panting, and was backing away from the tall teen, his legs hitting the side of the king-size bed. He quickly kicked off his boxers, while Seto did the same. Joey slowly crawled backwards, until he was in the middle of the bed, taking in Seto's sexy body. Said boy walked over to Joey, with not only an air of confidence, but also in a feline-like stride.

 

Seto couldn't help but stare at the size of Joey, um, length…and width. “Holy mother of sweet Jesus**.”

 

Joey grinned sheepishly. “Yeah, I don't know whether it's a gift or a curse.”

 

Seto smirked. “At least you aren't under sized.”

 

“Oh, and about what I said earlier about your size…”

 

Seto crawled up Joey's body until he was straddling the boy's hips, pressing a finger to the other's lips, silencing him. “It's alright, really. Besides you do know my size…now anyway.”

 

Joey mock-scowled. “You brute!!” He pulled the brunet down, crashing their lips together. Seto groaned, plunging his tongue past Joey's lips, tasting and memorizing every crevice of his mouth. Joey whimpered, grinding their hips together, making both teens gasp.

 

Seto's fingers slowly drew designs up Joey's stomach to his chest, where they started teasing the blond's nipples.

 

“Seto…gods…take me…please,” Joey gasped, arching his back.

 

Seto grasped his chin so he faced him. “Are you sure, pup? It's kind of early, don't you think?”

 

Joey smiled gently, cupping the sapphire eyed teen's cheek. “I love you Seto Whatever-Your-Last-Name-Is Kaiba”-Seto snickered-“And I trust you with every fiber in my body.”

 

Seto kissed him. “Ashiteru.” He reached over to his night stand, opening it, and grabbing a tube of lube.

 

“Seto, do you have some condoms?” Joey asked suddenly.

 

Seto blinked, giving him a weird look. “Why?”

 

“I-I don't know,” Joey said, flushing slightly, not meeting Seto's eyes. “I-I'd just feel better and safer if you had a condom on.”

 

Seto, still not getting, nodded. “Well, alright.” He wasn't happy with that answer but he'll get one later. He shifted a little so he had a better view of the inside of his drawer. A moment later, he pulled out a box, taking a condom out, and laying it next to the lubricant.

 

He then turned his attention to his puppy, who was lying on his side with an air of innocent, his beautiful amber eyes watching him, was turning Seto on in the hardest way possible. He moved up to Joey, kissing his collar bone to his chest, and started to suck on one of his nipples, making Joey cry out softly. Seto's hand drifted down, his stomach, gripping Joey hard (but not painfully).

 

“Seto!!” Joey cried out, thrusting his hips into his grip. “Please…more…”

 

“Puppy wants more?” Seto asked his voice husky. Before Joey could come out with a response, Seto quickly turned his attention to his other nipple, clenching his hand around his swelling member.

 

“Gods yes!!” Joey sunk his fingers into Seto's hair, as he massaged the brunet's scalp, moaning loudly now.

 

The CEO trail a path of kisses down his stomach to his navel, where he dipped his tongue in earning a whimper from his puppy.

 

Joey almost screamed in ecstasy when Seto's mouth enveloped his throbbing length. The hands in the sapphire eyed teen's hair tightened as said teen started bobbing his head.

 

Seto extended his hand towards the seemingly forgotten bottle of lubricant. Joey, seeing this, reached over and grabbed it, quickly handing it over to him. Seto pulled away from Joey long enough to pop the lid and squirt a generous amount into his hand. He took Joey to his mouth again, his finger circling the blond's entrance before it gently pushed into his virgin hole.

 

Joey let out a whimper; the weird feeling of Seto's finger inside him and having his member being sucked on was slowly starting to creep up on him. “Seto, please hurry…”

 

Seto started to twist his finger around, thrust it in and out a few times before adding a second. Then a third.

 

Joey, by then, was thrusting up into Seto's mouth and was starting to get a bit rough, but Seto didn't mind, knowing it was Joey's first time being with someone who was willing to go this far without a first date. “Seto…Mmmm…so close…please…”

 

Seto suddenly pulled away, licking a pearly drop of pre-cum, before going up to Joey's lips and kissing them hard. “Do you still want to do this?”

 

Joey smiled, trying to get his breath back so his could form a proper sentence. “Yes, do it koi, please.”

 

Seto positioned his neglected, but hard, member in front of Joey entrance (with the condom on). “Just relax, pup.”

 

Joey nodded, his eyes filled with trust, lust, and love. Seto started to gently push into him, gritting his teeth at how incredibly tight his puppy was. “Puppy…gods, you're so tight.”

 

Joey replied with a whimper, trying hard not to tense up against the intrusion. Seto, seeing this, kissed the blond's tears away and whispered soothing and comforting words into his ear.

 

The CEO's hands were pressed on either side of the shorter teen's head, and were clenched into tight fists, as he tried very hard not to thrust as hard as he could into the inviting tight heat. When he finally got to the hilt, he could already feel himself close.

 

Seto rested his head on Joey's chest, hearing the other's heart thundering in his ear. He felt like he could stay that way forever, even though he wanted to move, he knew he had to wait for Joey.

 

A few minutes later, Seto was pleasurably jerked out of his thoughts. He glanced up to see Joey, who appeared completely relaxed, sort of.

 

Joey jerked his hips again, whimpering. “Seto, move.”

 

Seto moved up, slowly pulling out. “And what if I just pull out and fall asleep?”

 

Joey growled, snaking an arm around his neck, pulling him down, which makes the brunet thrust back in, making them both moan. “Then I'll take over.” Joey rolled them, sitting up.

 

Seto looked up, a smile gracing his lips.

 

“Gods, you should smile more often, it looks better than your smirk,” Joey said, running his hands over Seto's chest.

 

“But, that's my trademark,” Seto pouted.

 

Instead of replying, Joey started moving, signaling the end of their conversation. Seto moaned, running his hands up the blond's thighs.

 

Joey started to rock his hips faster, letting out whimpers and moans. Deciding to give Seto a show, Joey ran his hands up his sides to his chest, tweaking his own nipples, groaning. He mentally smirked when he saw, threw sweat damp bangs, Seto withering.

 

“Seto,” Joey started to whisper under his breath, his hands leaving his chest, going down to his weeping arousal.

 

Joey cried out when he grabbed himself as he also slammed down onto Seto.

 

Seto gripped Joey's hips hard, angling himself slightly when Joey moved and then slammed back down. The smaller of the two started pumping himself, thrusting into his own grip, whimpering.

 

`Gods, he's so hot,' he thought, thrusting up deeply when Joey slammed back down. `Can't hold on much longer…'

 

“Gods, Seto…so good….” Joey moaned loudly, and then screamed when his prostate was hit hard. “Seto! So close…please… SETO!!” Joey spilled himself all over Seto's chest, some of the thick milky fluid hitting Seto in the face, as the CEO groaned out his own release.

 

Joey, still panting, gingerly got off Seto's, now limp, length. He reached down and got rid of the cum-filled condom throwing it to the floor, making a mental note (which we all know he's gonna forget) to throw in the garbage can when morning came.

 

Seto tiredly nuzzled Joey's neck, place a kiss on it. “Ashiteru, puppy.”

 

Said puppy, snuggled up to Seto, after grabbing the sheets, which had been conveniently thrown off the bed. “I love you too, Seto.”

 

~*~*~

 

* For those of you who have never read the Harry Potter books or the fanfiction, snogged means make out, wank means jerk off and shagging and hot kinky monkey sex.

** I don't know Seto's religion, so in this story, it's Christian.

 

Jodine16: Well now that that's FINALLY finished I can relax. Reviews would be nice and right now I'm actually thinking of a sequel to this. And yeah, later days.