Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How'd it Get to This? ❯ He Can Cook?! ( Chapter 4 )

Kurayami24: Woah, it's been like, forever since I last posted something.

 

Kurai: Yeah, you're right. It has.

 

Kurayami24: Hm…let's see, this chapter is going to have some….incidents in it.

 

Kurai: Ohhhh! Like what? (reads script) Haha, dude. You're learning Kura!

 

Kurayami24: Why, thank you. Now, do ze disclaimer Kurai.

 

Kurai: Kura here doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of it's characters for that matter, so stop thinking such things!

 

Kurayami24: Umm….yeah. Onto the story!

 

`blah' - thinking

blah - Ryou talking to Bakura

blah - Bakura talking to Ryou

 

Chapter 4: He Can Cook?!

 

“Hey Bakura! Do you want anything to eat?” Tea asked from the kitchen.

 

“I can get it myself woman!” Bakura yelled back. `Well, she's calmed down some. At least it's an improvement.'

 

Don't be rude Bakura! It's not everyday that your friends lock you in a shack with a tomb robber! Ryou said as he paced around as best as he could.

 

What's so bad about that Ryou? You've been doing it for a while now. Bakura smirked.

 

But that's different! You don't live in her body! Ryou said, as best as he could without showing his evident annoyance.

 

Not much difference. Bakura replied back just as he noticed Tea coming out of the kitchen wearing an apron with the slogan “Kiss the cook” on it. “Why would someone want to do that? Kiss the damn cook? Sure.”

 

“It's a saying Bakura! That doesn't mean that you actually have to kiss the cook!” Tea said, blushing a little. `What am I blushing for?!'

 

“Hn. I figured that.” Bakura smirked as he sat down in a chair. “So, what are you cooking?”

 

“Some eggs, bacon, and pancakes! Plus some orange juice.” Tea said as he counted of the items off on her fingers.

 

“That's one pathetic meal. What else do have in here?” Bakura said as he abruptly got up and went over to the fridge.

 

“Well excuse me! That's the best that I can do!” Tea huffed angrily as she sat on the table, pouting. “Like you could do any better!”

 

“In fact, woman, I can.” Bakura said as he pulled out some sliced ham that he found. “Get me the eggs, the bacon, and a knife. Put the damn pancake mix away.”

 

“Uh, okay.” Tea said as she obediently did what she was told, surprised that Bakura was actually going to COOK. “Are you sure that you're not going to poison it?”

 

“Why the hell would I poison it woman?” Bakura said as he grabbed the carton of eggs and bacon from Tea's hands. “I'm eating it to you know.”

 

“Yeah, but do you even know HOW to cook?” Tea said dubiously as she handed the knife to Bakura.

 

“Who do you think cooks at Ryou's house? Himself?” Bakura snorted as he started to chop the ham into little pieces.

 

“Well, yeah.” Tea said, embarrassed.

 

“Tch. That kid couldn't cook his way out of a paper bag.” Bakura laughed.

 

“Wha?” Tea said, surprised that she heard Bakura truly LAUGH. Not a psycho kind, but a true laugh.

 

“Hey woman, get me a skillet.” Bakura said as he finished up chopping the ham and started slicing the bacon into not-so big or small pieces.

 

“Huh? Oh, okay.” Tea said, still dazed that she heard Bakura laugh. “Do you want just one? Or do you need two?”

 

“Just give me two. If I don't need the other one, you can put it back later.” Bakura said as he finished preparing the meats and started on the eggs. “Actually, just one.”

 

“Okay.” Tea said as she walked in a dazed state to Bakura, handing him the skillet. “Is there anything that I can do to help?”

 

“Hm….no.” Bakura said as he put the skillet on the stove and turned on the heat. “How about you get away from here and wait.”

 

“Um….okay.” Tea said as she walked to the `living room'.

 

“Hey woman! Set up a place for us to eat in there!” Bakura yelled as he tossed the bacon and ham mixture into the hot skillet. “Drag the table in there along with the chairs!”

 

“Fine!” Tea yelled back as she swiftly walked into the kitchen and did what he told.

 

A few minutes later, Bakura had finished creating the meal and Tea finished up setting the room up for the “special” meal. Tea did a wonder on the room; the walls had little pockets of flowers over it, the table was covering in fine dark blue cloth with some flowers in a vase in the middle.

 

Walking in the room wheeling a cart with the food on it, Bakura almost rammed the cart into the table when he saw what she did to it. “Hey woman, that wasn't necessary!” Bakura said, using his best annoyed voice, but couldn't hide the fact that he was very impressed with her decorations.

 

“Yeah, I know. I just felt like doing it, that's all.” Tea said smugly. She caught him. “Thanks for being impressed.”

 

“I wasn't impressed.” Bakura said faking his annoyance.

 

“Sure you weren't.” Tea said as he walked over to him and helped him with the food cart. “Wow Bakura! It looks so good!”

 

“Heh. Thanks.” Bakura replied as he set down a plate for Tea and himself and then proceeded to serve both of them.” Eat up woman.”

 

“Ah! Let's eat!” Tea said as she dug in the meal. Chewing a bit, Tea couldn't help but sigh. It tasted so good! “You have GOT to teach me how to cook like this!”

 

“I will, at a price.” Bakura smirked.

 

“What is the price?” Tea was thinking all of the different things that Bakura could be concocting in the psychotic brain of his.

 

“Oh, nothing much. You must just be shut up about my cooking skills.” Bakura said as he put some egg and ham mixture in his mouth.

 

“That's it? Wow, that's a lot easier than I thought.” Tea joyfully said as she finished up her meal.

 

“Sure it is.” Bakura said doubtfully. “The next time you see your `friends' you're going to be blabbing to the about my cooking ability.”

 

“No I'm not! Scout's honor!” Tea saluted Bakura, wondering why she did exactly.

 

“You're a scout? Never knew that.” Bakura smirked again as he finished up and started cleaning the mess that they made.

 

“Shut up.” Tea said as she helped him clean the table and take the dishes to the kitchen to be washed.

 

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Kurayami24: Well, thought I'd end it there. (yawns) Tired.

 

Kurai: you're just lazy. Took you forever to get this out.

 

Kurayami24: Shut up.

 

Kurai: Whatever.

 

Kurayami24: Excuse him, he's being an ass. But anyway, please read and review!