Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How Embarrasing! ❯ Seto X Yami: RachxXx ( Chapter 6 )
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By: YaoiMeowmaster 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 05.17.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 697 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 05.17.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 697 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh. I do not make any money off of this fanfiction.
Disclaimer: Yami’s opinions on every real person depicted here are my personal opinions and rantings. I realize that they are real people with real peoples. I also do not own any songs nor franchises listed in this story nor am I advertising for said franchise/song. They simply popped into my head as I wrote this story. “You Want A Piece of Me” is property of Britney Spears and her record company.
Look Before You Leap
***Yami’s POV***
This wasn’t happening… It was so cruel. Crueler than mosquito bites. Crueler than going to the beach on a beautiful summer day then having it rain. “Seto….” I whined as I draped myself on Kaiba’s arm to prevent him from leaving. “Don’t leave me you big meanie!” I said in a pout.
“Yami, you always do this to me. I promise I’ll be back soon.” said Kaiba as he tried to pry me from himself. He might as well try to get Mai to cover up her boobs once in a while, because doing that would be easier than making me let go forcefully.
Seto always does this to me. Leaves me. Say he’ll be back at 3:00 p.m. But then shows up the next day at 4 o’ clock in the fuckin’ morning saying you lost track of time.
FOR 13 HOURS!? God damn he was a terrible liar. Oh the hell do you lose track of time for 13 hours. I think he’s more married to his work then he is to me.
What? You didn’t know we married? Well it all started after Joey broke up with Kaiba calling him a fucked up asshole who obviously enjoys bestiality. I understand Joey’s feelings though. It was almost like that Shuchi X Yuki pairing in Gravitation. Very one-sided, because Kaiba kept insulting Joey with the demeaning dog names. Finally Joey got fed up and left. Personally, I wouldn’t mind being called sex puppy in the lunchroom with everyone hearing. But I guess that’s because I’m Kinky.
While that situation was being settled, I began to notice problem’s with my own relationship with Yugi. He was slightly distant lately and one day he was so out of it I found him wearing toasts with butter for shoes and trying to eat my underwear. I was frankly concerned but he grew out of it the next day. It turned out my aibou had thoughts for someone else. How did I find out? One day I was watching a terrible movie with Yugi. I think it was called Watchmen? Anyway as we snuggled close Yugi sighed and said something that broke my heart.
“I love you Joey.” My heart stopped. Yugi was cheating on me. He didn’t even catch his mistake. He hugged me and sighed. “Kiss me like you do.”
That fucktard. Well I shouldn’t say such harsh words. Joey and Yugi are a happy married couple. Now for me and Kaiba we went to each other in a fit of despair and found things…in..common…..
Ok. I’m lying. We fucked like bunnies okay? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
So anyway we went to Vegas one night and had a casino marriage. We were kicked out of every casino we went to that night. We were truly the ultimate game kings.
Sigh…..Hey…wait a minute…where’s SETO!?
I franticly looked in all direction and out the window. I saw the limo pull out of the driveway.”HEY!” I yelled “YOU FAG! YOU CAN’T LEAVE WHEN I’M MONOLOUGING!!!”
The tinted windows lowered and Kaiba stuck his tounge out at me. “You talk too much The readers probably left this story already!”
Suddenly, an explosion occurred in the city and kittens flew everywhere going “meow meow lick us we are puussies!”
“YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ASSWIPE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?” I screamed as a tabby nearly clawed my face off going “meow meow lick me I’m a puussy!”
Kaiba rolled up the windows as cats started erupting from a lake and bombarding it. Shit. I hate it when people break the forth wall. Crazy shit always starts to happen.
Oh well. I guess I’ll go to my room. I walked droopingly to my room and dropped myself on the bed and turned on the radio. Maybe I haven’t mentioned this earlier…but I love to dance. I love those slutty dances that kids be doin’. You know.. the one where it looks like they are humping each other where they rock their hips and spread their legs. I turned that into a sex position and do it when I want to be on top of Seto but still have his beef inside me.
Turns out this is the Mentally Retarded Teen Songs hour. Awesome! I can’t wait to listen to Chris Brown, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears. OH! AND Lindsay Lohan. Oh wait..she’s just a lesbo.
I sighed as I listened to Please Don’t Stop The Music, after the song Gimme That. Rihanna’s fucking DEE-DE-DE-DEE! Who would take back someone after they fuck em up like that? She must be a masochist.
And goddamn I hate Hannah Montana. I love Miley but hate Hannah. I mean it’s obvious that girl is so fuckin fake!!! And the show is soooo not funny. I prefer Margoret Cho. Oh wait, she’s bi. And not a singer. What was I saying?
“…and now is Britney Spears famous song. You Want A Piece of Me?” said the DJ.
“O.M.G! I squealed getting up. I fucking loved this song. I would fuck it if it were a human! I waited irritated as I got up to dance and waited for the song to start. The DJ continued to speak. “After this commercial message…”
FUCK! The most lesbonic thing ever! I hate commercials. Still, I pouted and listened to the commercial. I swear if it’s that 1-800-KARS4KIDS shit I’m going to scream. That guy can’t sing! What? Is he a pedophile? My GOD!
“Are you tired of having a saggy penis you hopeless losers? Everyone knows it’s not the length that makes her say “oh yeah fuck this bitch mofo” but the width! We fucking swear on our motherfucking mothers asshole that this damn pill is gonna make your fucking cock HUGE! So hurry up motherfucker and if it doesn’t work You can suck my dick! That’s Right! You can suck my dick! Come on you faggot! Hurry up and fuck that slutty ho! Call now at 1-800-GOTOHELL!”
wOw……WOW!!!! Oh my god! That was the most fucked-up comecial ever!!! What the hell? Who the heck would buy that shit after what they just said? Oh shit! MAI SONG!!!!!!
He music started and I got up rhythmically dancing up and down to the opening sequence. What The hell? I’ll sing to!
*I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17Don't matter if I step on the sceneOr sneak away
to the PhilippinesThey're still gonna put pictures of my derriere*
I smacked my ass as I got down.
* in the magazineYou want a piece of me?You want a piece of me...**I'm Miss bad media karmaAnother day another drama*
I spun and started swaying my arms to the beat*Guess I can't see the harmIn working and being a mamaAnd with a kid on my armI'm still an exceptional anal*
Smacked my ass again…*And you want a piece of me*
And thrusted my crotch foreward.*I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)*
Turned in a 360.*I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless(You want a piece of me*
Cocked my head to the sides on “Shame-less”*I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in(You want a piece of me)*
Pulled my shoulders back and did a chicken like wave with my arms backwards.*I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin(You want a piece of me)**I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'Tryin' and pissin' me offWell get in line with the paparazziWho's flippin' me off*
Put up my middlefinger while swaying my hair as sassy as possible.*Hopin' I'll resort to some havocAnd end up settlin' in courtNow are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'When getting the groceries, no, for real..Are you kidding me?*
Did a confused shake of my head*No wonder there's panic in this industryI mean please...Do you want a piece of me?**I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)*
Turned in a 360.*I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless*
“You certainly are..”
I stopped dead in my tracks. It couldn’t be…. Not possible….not at all…cant..be…..
I turned around to my fury and humility Kaiba was standing in the doorway with a video camera. OH THE HUMANITY!
“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I screamed in ferociousness with my red face. “ YOU FUCKING PICK TODAY!? YOU FUCKING PICK TODAY TO ACTUALLY GET HOME ON TIME!? You ASS!” I was soooo ugh!!!!! Why!! Why mE! I only like dancing when I’m alone! WHY ME!!!!!???
Seto smirked. “Calm down Yami. You look sexy when you dance and your ass just looks perfect for fucking.”
I can’t believe I blushed at that. “Then fuck it!”
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Oh yes…..
THE END
Look Before You Leap
***Yami’s POV***
This wasn’t happening… It was so cruel. Crueler than mosquito bites. Crueler than going to the beach on a beautiful summer day then having it rain. “Seto….” I whined as I draped myself on Kaiba’s arm to prevent him from leaving. “Don’t leave me you big meanie!” I said in a pout.
“Yami, you always do this to me. I promise I’ll be back soon.” said Kaiba as he tried to pry me from himself. He might as well try to get Mai to cover up her boobs once in a while, because doing that would be easier than making me let go forcefully.
Seto always does this to me. Leaves me. Say he’ll be back at 3:00 p.m. But then shows up the next day at 4 o’ clock in the fuckin’ morning saying you lost track of time.
FOR 13 HOURS!? God damn he was a terrible liar. Oh the hell do you lose track of time for 13 hours. I think he’s more married to his work then he is to me.
What? You didn’t know we married? Well it all started after Joey broke up with Kaiba calling him a fucked up asshole who obviously enjoys bestiality. I understand Joey’s feelings though. It was almost like that Shuchi X Yuki pairing in Gravitation. Very one-sided, because Kaiba kept insulting Joey with the demeaning dog names. Finally Joey got fed up and left. Personally, I wouldn’t mind being called sex puppy in the lunchroom with everyone hearing. But I guess that’s because I’m Kinky.
While that situation was being settled, I began to notice problem’s with my own relationship with Yugi. He was slightly distant lately and one day he was so out of it I found him wearing toasts with butter for shoes and trying to eat my underwear. I was frankly concerned but he grew out of it the next day. It turned out my aibou had thoughts for someone else. How did I find out? One day I was watching a terrible movie with Yugi. I think it was called Watchmen? Anyway as we snuggled close Yugi sighed and said something that broke my heart.
“I love you Joey.” My heart stopped. Yugi was cheating on me. He didn’t even catch his mistake. He hugged me and sighed. “Kiss me like you do.”
That fucktard. Well I shouldn’t say such harsh words. Joey and Yugi are a happy married couple. Now for me and Kaiba we went to each other in a fit of despair and found things…in..common…..
Ok. I’m lying. We fucked like bunnies okay? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
So anyway we went to Vegas one night and had a casino marriage. We were kicked out of every casino we went to that night. We were truly the ultimate game kings.
Sigh…..Hey…wait a minute…where’s SETO!?
I franticly looked in all direction and out the window. I saw the limo pull out of the driveway.”HEY!” I yelled “YOU FAG! YOU CAN’T LEAVE WHEN I’M MONOLOUGING!!!”
The tinted windows lowered and Kaiba stuck his tounge out at me. “You talk too much The readers probably left this story already!”
Suddenly, an explosion occurred in the city and kittens flew everywhere going “meow meow lick us we are puussies!”
“YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ASSWIPE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?” I screamed as a tabby nearly clawed my face off going “meow meow lick me I’m a puussy!”
Kaiba rolled up the windows as cats started erupting from a lake and bombarding it. Shit. I hate it when people break the forth wall. Crazy shit always starts to happen.
Oh well. I guess I’ll go to my room. I walked droopingly to my room and dropped myself on the bed and turned on the radio. Maybe I haven’t mentioned this earlier…but I love to dance. I love those slutty dances that kids be doin’. You know.. the one where it looks like they are humping each other where they rock their hips and spread their legs. I turned that into a sex position and do it when I want to be on top of Seto but still have his beef inside me.
Turns out this is the Mentally Retarded Teen Songs hour. Awesome! I can’t wait to listen to Chris Brown, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears. OH! AND Lindsay Lohan. Oh wait..she’s just a lesbo.
I sighed as I listened to Please Don’t Stop The Music, after the song Gimme That. Rihanna’s fucking DEE-DE-DE-DEE! Who would take back someone after they fuck em up like that? She must be a masochist.
And goddamn I hate Hannah Montana. I love Miley but hate Hannah. I mean it’s obvious that girl is so fuckin fake!!! And the show is soooo not funny. I prefer Margoret Cho. Oh wait, she’s bi. And not a singer. What was I saying?
“…and now is Britney Spears famous song. You Want A Piece of Me?” said the DJ.
“O.M.G! I squealed getting up. I fucking loved this song. I would fuck it if it were a human! I waited irritated as I got up to dance and waited for the song to start. The DJ continued to speak. “After this commercial message…”
FUCK! The most lesbonic thing ever! I hate commercials. Still, I pouted and listened to the commercial. I swear if it’s that 1-800-KARS4KIDS shit I’m going to scream. That guy can’t sing! What? Is he a pedophile? My GOD!
“Are you tired of having a saggy penis you hopeless losers? Everyone knows it’s not the length that makes her say “oh yeah fuck this bitch mofo” but the width! We fucking swear on our motherfucking mothers asshole that this damn pill is gonna make your fucking cock HUGE! So hurry up motherfucker and if it doesn’t work You can suck my dick! That’s Right! You can suck my dick! Come on you faggot! Hurry up and fuck that slutty ho! Call now at 1-800-GOTOHELL!”
wOw……WOW!!!! Oh my god! That was the most fucked-up comecial ever!!! What the hell? Who the heck would buy that shit after what they just said? Oh shit! MAI SONG!!!!!!
He music started and I got up rhythmically dancing up and down to the opening sequence. What The hell? I’ll sing to!
*I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17Don't matter if I step on the sceneOr sneak away
to the PhilippinesThey're still gonna put pictures of my derriere*
I smacked my ass as I got down.
* in the magazineYou want a piece of me?You want a piece of me...**I'm Miss bad media karmaAnother day another drama*
I spun and started swaying my arms to the beat*Guess I can't see the harmIn working and being a mamaAnd with a kid on my armI'm still an exceptional anal*
Smacked my ass again…*And you want a piece of me*
And thrusted my crotch foreward.*I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)*
Turned in a 360.*I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless(You want a piece of me*
Cocked my head to the sides on “Shame-less”*I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in(You want a piece of me)*
Pulled my shoulders back and did a chicken like wave with my arms backwards.*I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin(You want a piece of me)**I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'Tryin' and pissin' me offWell get in line with the paparazziWho's flippin' me off*
Put up my middlefinger while swaying my hair as sassy as possible.*Hopin' I'll resort to some havocAnd end up settlin' in courtNow are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'When getting the groceries, no, for real..Are you kidding me?*
Did a confused shake of my head*No wonder there's panic in this industryI mean please...Do you want a piece of me?**I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)*
Turned in a 360.*I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless*
“You certainly are..”
I stopped dead in my tracks. It couldn’t be…. Not possible….not at all…cant..be…..
I turned around to my fury and humility Kaiba was standing in the doorway with a video camera. OH THE HUMANITY!
“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I screamed in ferociousness with my red face. “ YOU FUCKING PICK TODAY!? YOU FUCKING PICK TODAY TO ACTUALLY GET HOME ON TIME!? You ASS!” I was soooo ugh!!!!! Why!! Why mE! I only like dancing when I’m alone! WHY ME!!!!!???
Seto smirked. “Calm down Yami. You look sexy when you dance and your ass just looks perfect for fucking.”
I can’t believe I blushed at that. “Then fuck it!”
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Oh yes…..
THE END