Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How to Scare a Yami ❯ Bakura 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Yami-Bakura 
This is just ONE of the ways that you could scare the hell out of Bakura.
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Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.26.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 734 | Visits: 482 | Status: Completed
This is just ONE of the ways that you could scare the hell out of Bakura.
^-^
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.26.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 734 | Visits: 482 | Status: Completed
How to Scare a Yami
by Yami Bakura
Bakura - One
It was a beautiful day for an outing, and the hikari's decided that it would also make a good day for a trip to the beach. Yami, Marik, and Bakura, never having gone to The Beach, were almost as excited about it as their lights. Marik wandered over to Malik, grinning.
"I think I like this beach idea. All those bikini-clad women..." His grin became lecherous. "What are we going to wear?"
Yugi pulled off his shirt. "I've brought my extra pairs of swimming trunks, and Ryou said he would, too."
Ryou piped up. "I looked all over the place, but all I could find was...... IT..."
Yugi paled. "So which one of them will get.... IT...?"
White hair swished around brown eyes. "We'll have them draw straws. It's the only FAIR way to decide." Ryou sounded melancholy at the thought of IT.
"Very well..." Yugi sounded resigned. Sighing, he pulled three straws from his duffel bag, and cut them. One, he cut shorter. He lined them up in his hand so that they were all equal, and the shortest couldn't be discerned from the two longer ones. He bade the yami's take one each. The yamis, all expecting the straws to spontaneously combust in their hands, delicately took one.
Ritualistically, Yugi intoned, "Bakura, let me see."
Bakura swallowed,a nd tried to keep his fear from showing on his face. //I am a brave tomb robber, I am a brave tomb robber, I AM a BRAVE tomb robber!// He showed his straw to Yugi, discreetly, and nearly let out a whoop of relief as Yugi's face broke into a smile.
"Go see Ryou," Bakura was waved on. "Marik, show me your straw."
Marik stepped forward. //Psychos do not shake. Psychos do not shake. Psychos do not-// He was trembling as he flashed Yugi the straw. Yugi grinned, and Marik breathed an audible sigh of relief. He was waved on to Ryou. Yugi turned back to Yami, a stern look on his face. Yami showed his straw, all the while thinking //I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man....//
"Yami, I am SO sorry. I was kinda hoping Marik would get stuck with IT."
"What is... IT...?"
".....This." Yami's eyes went wide.
~*~
Outside, Bakura and Marik were admiring eachother and their lights.
"Ryou, I had no idea you were so pale. You need to get out more."
"Marik, your ass is FINE in those shorts!"
"I know. Malik, you don't burn do you?"
"_I_ do. I'm gonna need sunblock."
Yugi interrupted by clearing his throat. Yami had a towel wrapped around him, and he was peeking out from the dressing room.
"This isn't DECENT, Yugi!!'
"Come ON, Yami. It is to decent."
The other four gathere around, the two yami's dying to see what had befallen their fellow egyptian.
Yami walked out cautiously, clutching the towel around his waist like a lifeline.
Yugi and Ryou looked at eachother, then pounced the hapless Pharaoh, ripping the towel off.
Malik stared. Marik laughed.
Bakura screamed.
"MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!! I'M _BLIND_!!!!!"
Yami blushed all the way to his stomach, the form-fitting speedo revealing all.
~*~
How to scare Bakura? Seeing Yami in a speedo.
END
I forget where this idea was spawned from. Yami Kitsune and I were up late one night, talking, and it just sprung up like a weed. So far, there are fifteen planned installments, though not all are written yet. Any suggestions for more are entire welcome, and if I use your idea, a chapter will be dedicated to you. They're all one series, but they are also one shots that can be read seperately and understood, without reading the whole thing. The pattern goes, Bakura, Marik, Yami, and they have five stories each (so far). I'm gonna beg here... PLEASE review! and if you have a suggestion, leave it! ^-^ i may use it!
by Yami Bakura
Bakura - One
It was a beautiful day for an outing, and the hikari's decided that it would also make a good day for a trip to the beach. Yami, Marik, and Bakura, never having gone to The Beach, were almost as excited about it as their lights. Marik wandered over to Malik, grinning.
"I think I like this beach idea. All those bikini-clad women..." His grin became lecherous. "What are we going to wear?"
Yugi pulled off his shirt. "I've brought my extra pairs of swimming trunks, and Ryou said he would, too."
Ryou piped up. "I looked all over the place, but all I could find was...... IT..."
Yugi paled. "So which one of them will get.... IT...?"
White hair swished around brown eyes. "We'll have them draw straws. It's the only FAIR way to decide." Ryou sounded melancholy at the thought of IT.
"Very well..." Yugi sounded resigned. Sighing, he pulled three straws from his duffel bag, and cut them. One, he cut shorter. He lined them up in his hand so that they were all equal, and the shortest couldn't be discerned from the two longer ones. He bade the yami's take one each. The yamis, all expecting the straws to spontaneously combust in their hands, delicately took one.
Ritualistically, Yugi intoned, "Bakura, let me see."
Bakura swallowed,a nd tried to keep his fear from showing on his face. //I am a brave tomb robber, I am a brave tomb robber, I AM a BRAVE tomb robber!// He showed his straw to Yugi, discreetly, and nearly let out a whoop of relief as Yugi's face broke into a smile.
"Go see Ryou," Bakura was waved on. "Marik, show me your straw."
Marik stepped forward. //Psychos do not shake. Psychos do not shake. Psychos do not-// He was trembling as he flashed Yugi the straw. Yugi grinned, and Marik breathed an audible sigh of relief. He was waved on to Ryou. Yugi turned back to Yami, a stern look on his face. Yami showed his straw, all the while thinking //I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man....//
"Yami, I am SO sorry. I was kinda hoping Marik would get stuck with IT."
"What is... IT...?"
".....This." Yami's eyes went wide.
~*~
Outside, Bakura and Marik were admiring eachother and their lights.
"Ryou, I had no idea you were so pale. You need to get out more."
"Marik, your ass is FINE in those shorts!"
"I know. Malik, you don't burn do you?"
"_I_ do. I'm gonna need sunblock."
Yugi interrupted by clearing his throat. Yami had a towel wrapped around him, and he was peeking out from the dressing room.
"This isn't DECENT, Yugi!!'
"Come ON, Yami. It is to decent."
The other four gathere around, the two yami's dying to see what had befallen their fellow egyptian.
Yami walked out cautiously, clutching the towel around his waist like a lifeline.
Yugi and Ryou looked at eachother, then pounced the hapless Pharaoh, ripping the towel off.
Malik stared. Marik laughed.
Bakura screamed.
"MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!! I'M _BLIND_!!!!!"
Yami blushed all the way to his stomach, the form-fitting speedo revealing all.
~*~
How to scare Bakura? Seeing Yami in a speedo.
END
I forget where this idea was spawned from. Yami Kitsune and I were up late one night, talking, and it just sprung up like a weed. So far, there are fifteen planned installments, though not all are written yet. Any suggestions for more are entire welcome, and if I use your idea, a chapter will be dedicated to you. They're all one series, but they are also one shots that can be read seperately and understood, without reading the whole thing. The pattern goes, Bakura, Marik, Yami, and they have five stories each (so far). I'm gonna beg here... PLEASE review! and if you have a suggestion, leave it! ^-^ i may use it!