Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I am what you never wanna say.... ❯ Uh... bollocks, as they would say in England ( Chapter 3 )

Quick little A/N: I'm going to be using the correct pronouns for the spirit and the body the spirit's in is going to be the body of that person. Eh, you'll see what I mean.

I groaned as I opened my eyes, putting my hand up to my head as I sat up. As I looked around me, I noticed that everything looked different. I also heard Joey and Devlin calling things out to each other. Mostly, all I caught was that they both thought the other was an idiot and that the other one should check on Yugi while the one who remained behind should continue to perform CPR on the unknown girl. At this point, I just lay back, thinking that some other poor, unfortunate soul had the bad, dumb luck to come to this world at this time. I covered my face with one arm, paying little attention to the weight on my chest.

"Hey, Yugi," Devlin's voice brought me out of my attempt at a self-induced coma. "Are you all right?"

"What did you call me?" I gasped.

"Yugi… that's your name." He frowned at me.

"What?" I looked down at myself and screamed. "Holy fuck!" I nearly shook with all the emotions running through my body at that point.

/"Yugi, what's wrong!?"/ A panicked voice questioned me in my head. /"You never swear… what's wrong!?"/

//"Y-ya-yami!?"//

/"What's wrong? Don't you remember me!?"/

My eyes widened as I realized that I was in Yugi's body. "Goddammit to fuckin' hell!!" I was ready to pull my-Yugi's-damn, that's going to be annoying and confusing; oh, screw it-my hair out.

My eye twitched as Joey's voice proclaimed that the girl was fine. "Hey! She's a'ight!" Just who the hell was in my body if I was-oh, no. That sucks major ass.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BODY, YA LIL' SHIT!!" Everyone looked at me after that outburst. Not that anyone could really blame them. Yugi Moto just screamed and swore; two things that he'd never do, under normal circumstances that is. Heh, of course I'm not anywhere near being Yugi. Yugi just whimpered.

/"Yugi, what's wrong!?"/ Yami's voice demanded. /"You're never like this. What's wrong!?"/

My eye twitched as a vein in my forehead prepared to burst open. "Would you fucking stop calling me YUGI!!!" I slapped myself on the head. Great… not only did I sound crazy before, but they definitely thought that I was crazy now. Thumbs up on that one. I did a great job of screwing myself over.

"I-I'm-I'm sorry. I don't know how this happened-" a timid, female voice stammered. I looked over Yugi who just had the biggest, saddest eyes you could ever imagine.

"Fuck!" I punched Mai's car. I put my hands on the trunk and lay my head down as well. "This is fucking bullshit!"

/"Yugi, I'm-"/ I tore the Millenium Puzzle from my neck before rubbing a hand down my face.

"You want this?" I held it out to Yugi. "It's yours after all."

"If you don't mind, I-I'd prefer it stay with my body," he answered.

I sighed. "Fine, but you explain it to him because I'm not gonna." I tossed the Puzzle to Yugi, who then went into a trance-like stance.

"What's he doing?" a young voice. I inwardly winced. I forgot that Mokuba was there. I don't have a problem with anything that people want to do as adults, but I try not to do anything around kids.

"He's talking… to himself…" I muttered the last part.

"He's talking to whom?" Kaiba asked with a raised eyebrow. I stared up at him for a moment before I started to chuckle, then I broke into a fit of hysterical laughter.

I wiped my tears away and calmed myself enough to manage to speak a little bit. "He explained all this on the your way here, Kaiba…" I trailed off. I had almost added `boy' at the end of Kaiba's name, and I knew that pissing Kaiba off right then wasn't the smartest idea in the world.

"Ha. So you buy into all that hocus-pocus, do you, Yugi?" He crossed his arms.

I chuckled dryly. "Excuse me? Yugi? He's there." I pointed. "My name's Joanna Scott, for your purposes, and yeah, I do buy into all that hocus-pocus. `Course," I shrugged. "I didn't until about an hour ago."

"Huh!?" Joey stood over me. "Yug', what `re ya talkin' `bout!?"

"Are you guys as lost as I am?" Tristan asked Mai, Devlin, and Serenity. All three just nodded back.

I growled in my throat when I saw that Yugi and Yami still weren't done talking. "Fuck." I took a deep breath before pushing myself up onto Mai's car. "All right-y. I guess since Yugi's busy, I have to bring you up to speed." I should've just explained everything to Yami and made Yugi explain this to everyone else, but do I think into the future? No-oo! "Eh…" I shifted uncomfortably as everyone looked at me. "Far as I can figure, I was brought to this world from mine for God knows what reason. I helped Yugi and Joey break away from that idiot Marik and went for a swim. Still with me? `Cuz y'all saw that part." The group nodded. "I was unconscious, and somehow or another, Yugi and I switched bodies. Now, I'm not sure how that happened, but my guess would be something along the lines of it happened because of magic."

"Huh. You people are so eager to believe in magic." The-great-and-mighty-Kaiba made his voice heard again.

I grit my teeth for a moment before speaking again, which didn't turn out as calm as I had hoped. "Fuck you, asswipe! It's not a matter of believing so much as it's a matter of `it happened'! Ya know, like when your soul was taken by Pegasus!?" My eyes widened and I bit my tongue after that.

Kaiba's eyes narrowed dangerously. "How do you know about that?"

I kept my face turned from the group. I shrugged. "I know."

"How!?"

"Would you believe that all of this is a cartoon where I'm from?"

"A…cartoon…"

"Uh, yeah."

"I believe you," Yugi said. "I mean, after all, we've gone through some weird experiences. This just happens to be the weirdest for now." Glad I could count on one person.

"Eh… thanks, Yugi," I smiled lopsidedly. "Guess that this is gonna be one hell of a ride, i'n't it?"

"Yeah, I guess so." Yugi came over and gave me a hug. I sighed.

This was going to be a long stay here in the Yu-Gi-Oh! world. Hooray for me.